DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: HOSNI MUBARAK

Was there really any doubt as to who would be the douchebag of the week? Let's look at those runner ups, a few of which a real doozies. A big shout out though to Fox News who ripped apart the new unemployment numbers as total garbage and Donald Trump for also saying the government is being less than honest about the real state of the economy.

1)Obama- Can this douchebag please stop doing everything that democrats are known for? His handling of the Egyptian crisis has been day late and a dollar short and now when the new government eventually forms they may not be exactly foaming at the mouth to be our new best buddy. Part of being President is knowing which way the wind is blowing and this idiot can't even see when a hurricane is approaching. Anti Muslim sentiment is at an all time high with people in this country calling for a ban on all Muslim immigration and heads of state like British PM Cameron saying that unless we start addressing Muslim fundamentalism in Europe and abroad, we face catastrophe. When heads of state start saying things like this, my prediction of Muslim interment camps don't sound so offbeat. Don't fall for this line of reasoning. True, fundamentalism across the board needs to be wiped out, but don't let people convince you all Muslims are bad. They aren't. Obama has also screwed the pooch with his latest unemployment numbers that show the rate decreasing even though only 36,000 jobs were created last month. The main reason the number is decreasing is more and more people are being forced off unemployment and out into the streets. Even Fox News says the real rate is at least 16%. STOP LYING TO US, DOUCHEBAG.

2)Global Warming Deniers- I have had it with idiots who look at the record snow falls and doubt global warming because why we would have snow if it's getting warmer? Because that's exactly what should happen. "Scientists," are raking Gore over the coals over the fact that severe storms, some much worse than modern day ones, are typical of a dynamic environment like we have. Unfortunately, they didn't all happen at once like today's storm are occurring. We have record floods, snowstorms, earthquakes, volcanoes, and temperature fluctuations the likes of which haven't been seen in thousands of years and never all at once. To explain to the morons out there why this occurring here goes. Warm air contains more moisture than cold air. Heat rises. When winter comes, the hot air rises over the cold air and eventually precipitation falls to the ground. As the cold air is below the hot air, that moisture turns into ice and snow. GOT IT?

3)Cynthia Stroum- If you're wondering who this is you wouldn't be alone. This shmuck de jour got a great cushy job as Ambassador to Luxembourg by basically bribing Obama. After donating millions to his campaign, which she got as a studio executive with WB and some insider stock tips, she got the post she wanted to a country the size of Rhode Island. In less than a year, she alienated the country and the aides she worked with. She was so bad, aides demanded to be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan. She was so bad , people would rather be in a war zone than deal with her. She was fired (or quit depending on what you read) after outrageous account expenses came to light. The State Department had to have known how bad she was and did nothing. Way to go dudes.

4) Mubarak- Time to go, idiot. Attacking Western journalists and using to thugs to attack protesters has backfired wildly. What replaces him though is anyone's guess. So congratulation Mubarak, you are indeed douchebag of the week.