DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK:LINDSEY LOHAN

There was some rather odd douchebags this week instead of the usual parade of dumbasses. Let's get to it.

1)Anti-conspiracy pundits- My track record on sniffing out lies hit an all time high this week as Wikileaks and the FOIA exposed more lies we have been led to believe as truths. A recent document exposed by Julian Assange reveled that the first Iraq war was bull. We already knew that the "nurse" who said Kuwaiti babies were being thrown into incinerators was a fabrication, but now comes hard core proof that we started the whole thing. A recent communication between a US envoy and the White House show that the envoy was instructed to tell Saddam that invading Kuwait was not a problem and we wouldn't retaliate. Oops. So much like every war since WW2, the reasons for war were lies. There's a word for that. It's called treason. On top of that, the efforts of a lawyer to find out about OKC and the death of his brother at the hands of the FBI (in a case of mistaken identity) has uncovered a bombshell through the Freedom of Information Act. It is now known that the FBI received a bomb threat the day before the bombing and did nothing. They didn't evacuate the building, they didn't send in search digs, nothing. Why? This is on top of explosive expert General Patin who testified that that bomb couldn't have caused the damage done (and verified through explosive testing) without interior pineapple bombs, federal offices were mysteriously understaffed or empty that day and even the Army doesn't deny that photos taken of a similar Ryder truck was at a nearby Army base. In the past year we have discovered that Pan Am 103 didn't happen the way they told us and released the suspect after the trial started going very badly, the death bed confession of E Howard Hunt and declassified documents have shown that Oswald was an agent of the government, thermite dust was found in WTC samples, and reasons for the start of the Iraqi war weren't what they told us. What else are they lying to us about? Apparently everything.

2)The Weather- Christ it's cold. The forty feet of snow has now coalesced into a solid ice ball and in a good news bad news scenario, at least the bitter air has kept the latest two storms form pummeling us with more snow. Come on Spring.

3)NY State Senator Christopher Lee- Not to be confused with the actor best known for playing villains, Republican Senator Lee was forced to resign this week after half naked pictures surfaced on the Internet. The pictures weren't what killed his career but rather that dumb ass sent them to some woman he met on Craigslist in the hopes of an affair, Another "family values" Republican bites the dust and may swing the balance back Democratic in the New York Senate. Way to go dude.

4)Lindsey Lohan- Watching the falling star is almost painful at this point. Uber hottie Lohan was arrested this week after stealing a very expensive diamond necklace from a local jeweler. Also facing charges for assault during her rehab, Lohan is heading to prison again. Grand theft charges show she's facing three years in prison and won't be out in thirteen days like last time. Her career, as of this moment ,is kaputz as she is uninsurable. What sucks is that she was actually a good actress. Much like Mel Gibson (whose latest film The Beaver has been pushed again), Lohan is entering the dark side of fame that no one wants. So congratulation Lindsey you are douchebag of the week.