DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: THE AMERICAN PUBLIC

With all that's happened this year, with all the destruction being seen before our very eyes, it is a no brainer to single out idiot America for their blinders that seem stapled to their face. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Obama,- Joining the Republicans on this list on a weekly basis, our Pussy in Chief's inability to make a swift decision has backfired horribly with just about every angle one can fail in. In one week, he has demonstrated a complete lack of ability to be clear about anything. He and Biden are using Orwellian doublespeak to hide the fact that we are in yet another unaffordable war. Kinetic military action is what they are calling it. IT'S A WAR! Christ, what do you think I am, the Arab League (more on that later). We still have no idea what the radiation from Japan's leaky nuclear facility is doing to us as no one seems to be able to give us an honest answer. Japan is far worse in that department mind you but West Coast monitors are still not working, for reasons unclear, contradictory evidence is showing up debating how dangerous the world wide spread of radiation really is (I have a science degree and even I am somewhat uncertain. In short though, no reason to panic yet) and there is still the possibility of a full meltdown. Obama has also missed the boat with Libya as it is being reported that al queda fighters are joining the rebels, meaning his dickering allowed terrorists to infiltrate places we should have already. Mind you all of the above about terrorists may not be true and could be propaganda being spread for numerous reasons, so keep that in thought as well.

2)Newt Gingrich and the Arab League- As expected, as soon as those jets were flying, both the Arab League and US Republicans banned together in a rare show of support (albeit unintentionally), to denounce everything that Obama was doing. Some, like Newt Gingrich, supported it one minute, and as soon as it occurred, denounced it. Way to flip flop, pansy. Good luck with that Presidential run you have no hope of winning. Other Republicans and conservative pundits followed suit. Likewise, the Arab League boo hooed fake tears to say they didn't know a no fly zone might kill people. Are you freakin' kidding me? If this is the level of debate we are going to have with these numnuts we might not as well bother. They said they didn't understand about what a no fly zone entailed.(insert world's smallest violin here). That's because we thought you were over the age of three, schmuck. If if have to go over every stupid thing because you're dumn to understand, nothing is ever going to get done. I know you have smart people in the Middle East so please send us some. Lord knows we could use them too.

3)Republicans- Demonstrating their complete lack of empathy toward anybody but the rich, the Republican party has outlined their plan for a new America. And for anybody making less than 200,000 dollars a year, don't worry. You're not in it. The Republicans are waging class warfare, one designed to break the middle class forever. They are attempting to privatize schools, the post office, and prisons while simultaneously decreasing salaries and benefits for all. All of that extra money won't be coming to us. It'll be going right in their pockets. They are destroying Unions, declaring ways for governors to declare financial martial law and finding new ways to screw you out of money. The worst part, America is letting it happen.

4)The American public- What will it take for you people to wake up and see what's happening? The Internet trolls seem to sure like a lot of these plans and I have to wonder if it isn't some devious psychological plot to make people think they everybody thinks the same way. I'll be honest. I've met alot of different people in my life from all walks of life and not one, no matter how Republican, espouses to this belief system. If there are large segments that do however, we are so screwed. The UK had protests of half a million people today to stop the awful austerity cuts. We can't raise 10,000. How sad is that?