DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: SCOTT WALKER

Yes for the first time ever, we have a threepeat. What is even more astonishing were HOW MANY douchebags there were this week. I am rapidly concluding mankind is headed for a cliff and this week did nothing to end that belief.

1) Mother Nature-In just the last 24 hours we have had a major earthquake in Japan, a global Tsunami, eruptions of four volcanoes, and two major fish kills along the West Coast both before and after the quake. I think someone is PISSED. And anyone who says global warming caused this needs to shut the F$%K UP as they are hurting a legitimate cause.

2)Fox News- Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that this network is incapable of fairly reporting any partisan issue, this week they skewered any story on the Wisconsin union debate. They made up facts such as the "7.5 million" dollars needed to clean up the statehouse (reliable figures put it at no more than 350,000 dollars), badly biased figures about pay scale for teachers claiming a $89,000 salary (which is actually closer to 50,000 minus benefits which never figure into salary), and a Bill O'Reilly report that showed a supposed fight outside the statehouse but, inexplicably, had palm tress in the background. This network is not to be trusted. Don't listen.

3) The American people- Unfortunately, people are listening and repeating baseless facts as gospel. The massage boards are full of inaccurate info almost all of which was supplied by Fox News. I am curious, could we the people sue Fox News for fraud and damages as they say to represent a news organization of which they aren't? Shouldn't a so called news company be forced to report the truth and nothing but? If not, the next wave of shocktroops will be no more than the idiot masses.

4)Banks- Banks are trying to recoup their minuscule losses from the inept Financial Services bill passed by President Pussy. Expect debit card fees, limits in transactions and charging you 3$ for a photocopy of your cancelled checks (like BOA is doing). JP Morgan/Chase is at the forefront of this so if you have money with this bank, get out before all your money goes to the uber-greedy banks.

5)Obama and the world- What a great bunch we are. WE preach democracy and freedom but when it comes right down to it, we're no better than China or Russia. The Libyan freedom movement is being crushed because we would rather have a tyrant we know than the possibility of Muslim extremists taking over. If we controlled the situation better, we wouldn't have to worry. Now, we are all but guaranteeing that is the scenario that is going to play out. Qaddafi will fall. And when he does, the people that take it over are going to remember that we did nothing to help them and have another Afhasitan all over again. Look how well that policy looked in the long run.

6)Republican and Scott Walker- This week they ramrodded a highly unpopular piece of legislation through, ending unions in the very state they were born. We all suffer as a result. The Republicans are hell bent on class warfare which is why they cry foul every time that term is brought up. THE RICH ARE STEALING FROM US BLIND. The time is coming soon for either mass protests or violent action. The courts are closed to us. I fear we have little time left before bad things happen to all of us. Unless you want live in squalid conditions with little electricity, heat or food, keep voting for the R or D. Start rising up or else there won't be anybody left to speak for you when they come or you. So F5*K YOU Scott Walker, you are douchbebag of the week.