1)Eric Cantor- One of the most dispised douchebags in Congress hit another low this week when he called Capital Police on a group of immigrant children singing in his office. Ohhhh, the horror. If this doesn't show the US that the GOP is anti-Hispanic, nothing will. They were there to protest Cantor's anti-immigration stance and instead of showing an ounce of compassion, this dick called the cops instead. The cops in their infinite wisdom, chastised the kids for singing too loudly as they kicked them out into the street. Fascism, party of 300 million, your table is ready. I loathe this ass and anyone who had ever voted for him. He is everything wrong with this country.
2)Japan- Speaking of fascism, Japan took a solid leap back toward its dictatorial days when they passed a law that would not only ban all investigative journalism, it criminalizes it. We've done the same here with anti free speech laws and anti investigative research into anything in the food prep industry. If these laws were around in the early part of the 20th century, we never would have been allowed behind the curtain to see how bad our food was, especially in books like The Jungle. Now it is illegal in some states to film on any farm without the owners permission regardless if their are health issues or not. This does not bode well for our food safety. In Japan's case, they are doing everything they can to hide the damage Fukushima is still doing and have now made it illegal to look into it. The US has responded by raising acceptable limits of radiation that will kill ten's of thousands of people over the next decade. Thanks Obama.
3)Six unnamed Mexicans now about to go to prison for a very long time- In what can only be described as the dumbest theft in the history of the world, six Mexicans ranging in age from 16 to 38, stole a truck containing a radioactive material. Instead of leaving the death trap alone, these brainpowers stole the Cobalt 60 material, exposing themselves to lethal levels of radiation. When their hair started to fall out, these numnuts went to the local hospital to be treated for radiation sickness. Only one was seriously ill but all are miraculously expected to live. They will be facing a huge prison sentence and probably some water boarding at the hands of US specialists. Enjoy.
4)Kanye West- I hate Kanye. Not only is his music terrible, but he's a dangerous egomaniac with delusions of grandeur. Lately though his luck seems to have run out. His latest album, Yeezus, is tanking even worse than Lady Gaga's misfire ARTPOP. Worse, at a recent show in Kansas City, the Sprint Center only sold 4,500 tickets for the concert, which is pretty awful. His upcoming marriage to Kim Kardashian isn't helping, as the Armenian goddess seems to be losing her popularity and the reality TV that brought her to fame seems to be fading as well. At a recent concert in Florida, Kanye sang three songs, bitched out the crew and then stormed off stage never to return. Neither will any of your fans. Your next album better be gangbusters because the writing is on the wall that you and your fiancee are about to have your fifteen minutes expire post haste. Good.
5)New York City- In what can only be described as an enterprising jobs program, NYC has decided to declare open season on their police force when they go door to door confiscating illegal weapons. What could possibly go wrong with that scenerio? Now this might make sense if they were going after illegal guns held by criminals but instead in their infinite wisdom have declared rifles or shotguns that hold more than five rounds illegal and will confiscate any within their borders. Well to quote Colonel Traupman from Rambo, "They are going to need a good supply of body bags." I know many people with guns and have told me point blank that if the government comes for them, they are going to get it barrel first. As the NYC police department has one of the worst statistics when it comes to hitting a target, better trained firearm enthusiasts have a solid chance of gunning most of them down should they decide to open fire. This is a blood bath waiting to happen.
6)Republicans- Yet another week, yet another brand of stupidity. They still have no alternate plan for Obamacare, no alternate plan for immigration, and no alternate plan for the stalled Farm bill to name just a few. As a matter of fact, they have no reasonable plan for anything. They only mantra they keep spitting out is the same discredited nonsense they have been shoveling down our throats for the last thirty years. Trickle Down economics doesn't work. Deal. And no one should be voting for anyone who has no plan for the future unless living in a hole and eating dirt for the rest of your life is what you want.
7)Government- Partially responsible for the mess we are in are the greedy, immoral Republicans that are dragging their feet on everything they can. They have stalled the farm bill, putting milk prices and food stamps in jeopardy. They have refused to extend unemployment, threatening to put millions into the poorhouse. Ultimately, they have acted like spoiled children not getting their way. What idiot keeps voting these assholes into office? However, the Democrats, some not all, have also behaved badly, especially current douchebag regular Diane Feinstein, who held a press conference and lied to the US public about how terrorism is going way up and the NSA is keeping us safe. First off, terrorism is only rising is we define every bad act in Iraq and Afghanistan as terrorists. Second, not only has there been no attacks against the US by state sponsored terrorists since 2001, the FBI has conceded that they have no credible evidence of any attacks anywhere, especially on planes. So why are we spending billions to fight a problem that doesn't exist? It's a jobs program and a money drain for the rich that's why. An aircraft carrier was recently sold for one penny to a scrap dealer. Nevermind the fact that the scrap alone will be worth millions, could we please stop giving crap away to every connected crony who comes down the pike? We need money and you guys keep throwing it out the window. And then there are things like Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid that could be fixed easily but aren't due to both sides digging their heels in for any compromise at all. So congratulations Government, you are indeed douchebag of the week.
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