1)Julianne Hough- Until today I have never heard of this woman. I guess she is some sort of singer/dancer best known for being on Dancing With The Stars. However, everyone now knows her to be an insensitive racist for donning blackface for a Halloween costume representing Crazy Eyes from the Netflix show "Orange is the New Black." Shamefully stupid. What's next year's idea? Asian with buck teeth and glasses maybe?
2)Zimbabwe- One of the most corrupt places on Earth, 300 elephants were poisoned this week by poachers. As cyanide is not species specific, it also killed numerous hyenas, lions and vultures. Wonderful. Four were convicted, but as always, those caught were small potatoes rather than the masterminds behind this whole debacle. This country may be a snapshot of what is coming down our pike should hyperinflation ruin our economy too.
3)Diane Feinstein and Saxby Chambliss- My absolute hatred for Feinstein is well documented on this site as she is without a doubt one of the most reprehensible people in the entire government today. The fact she is democrat makes her even worse. Not only would she like us to have all guns removed from the general public, but not hers of course as she is better than the rest of us, but she also keeps fighting to spy on the American people 24/7. Her and Chambliss have resurrected the once dead CISPA bill which would allow the government to spy on all electronic information regardless of suspicsion of a crime or not. What part of the Constitution are they not getting? It's not a bunch of guidelines for them to disregard willy nilly. Considerings the fact that the world is PISSED at us for spying on allies like Angela Merkel, not to mention the protest this past week in DC over NSA spying, the people have said enough is enough. You've got all the power you're going to get. Deal with it.
4)Glenn Taylor and Dave Hall- Second on my list of things I hate are people who destroy landmarks like these two dipshits. After filming themselves pushing over a rock formation in a Utah national park, these numnuts got fired from the boy scout troop they were overseeing at the time, and face possible criminal charges as well. It also didn't help that the guy pushing the rock over, who is fat as hell, was applying for disability for back problems. Somehow I don't think you're going to get that government check tubby.
5)Lt. John Pike- In what can only be described as an absolute slap in the face to Lady Justice, this douchebag who was vilified for pepper spraying a bunch of non violent students sitting in the middle of a college quad, has been awarded $38,000 in disability payments for stress suffered after his heinous act. Are you fucking kidding me? Even worse, the students who actually suffered got less in their settlement than the douche who caused the whole thing in the first place? How is he not in jail as pepper spray was not necessary in the first place? Something tells me, his "disability" will disappear quick as he applies for another job, probably in security again. Him, and the guys above, are the assholes scamming the system. How much you want to bet they all vote Republican and scream about welfare queens? Look in a mirror guys.
6)Don Yeltin- After a disastrous appearance on the Daily Show this week, North Carolina's county precinct GOP representative was forced to resign after the interview aired. In it he made vaguely racist remarks, confirmed that the reason the GOP was going after black people was not because of their race but because they vote democrat, and insulted the President, comparing him to a Witch Doctor, which Yeltin claimed somehow made fun of Obama's white half which of course makes no sense. The interviewer, Aasif Mandvi, quipped the best line of the night with, "You know we can hear you right?" Yeltin was forced to resign soon afterward. WAAAA.
7)Macy's and Barney's- Speaking of racism, both retailers were hit with lawsuits claiming racial bias against shoppers who were detained for buying expensive items with allegedly stolen credit cards. Now in the three cases, all had legitimate ID and cards, yet still held for questioning because they had the nerve to shop there while being black. The retailers said there was no way these black people could possibly afford such expensive items, such as a $350 belt, because, as we we all know, black people never make any money and are always crooks and thieves. Oh wait, that's the platform for the GOP next year. This is racism pure and simple and needs to be addressed stat. No one should be treated like a crook just because of the color of their skin.
8)Kathleen Sebelius- Can no one ever get fired in the government anymore? This waste of space has got to go. Yes, big business ultimately dropped the ball but her late additions and lack of sales skills have made her a liability in any future projects. Show her the door already.
9)Obama- Trying to hide from the health care debacle, this week President Pivot suddenly went into immigration reform which has to be the last thing I care about right now. This is not an issue that needs to be addressed when the country is falling apart, your signature health care reform is dying on the floor, and suddenly you're worried about Julio and his gardening business. How about, I don't know, fixing the economy, creating jobs or something that really maters. I know this will embarrass the GOP but you've got bigger fish to fry already.
10)The Massmedia Project- I have never heard of this crappy site until today when they announced, in the name of "satire," the fact that Lou Reed's death today at age 71 was a hoax. In fact, the hoax was a hoax and Reed is indeed dead. This is not funny in any way shape or form and proves my point that those that write so called satire today, have no idea what they are doing. This site should be nuked.
11)Corporate America- Big Business is raping us and no one seems to care. We are making less money for longer hours and less benefits and the Tea Party is clamoring for worse. McDonald's is telling their workers to go on food stamps rather than pay a livable wage, which they easily could considering their profit margin. Walmart does much the same, paying the workers a low wage so the employees have to go on government assistance, which is why half this country gets some sort of government aid. It's why we are so broke as a nation because no one is paying taxes. Not the poor which have no money. Not the middle class which doesn't exist anymore. And not the rich or corporations that pay nothing and bitch about it. If people were paid a livable wage, the government would have plenty of money, corporations would be making even more cash and life would be much better. Instead we have slave labor and overlords and no one is fighting back. As the right has demonized unions to extinction, the workers have no power, a fact we need to change. Until we have a mass influx of people head to Washington and refusing to leave until America gets a raise, nothing is going to change. So congratulations corporations you are douchebag of the week,
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