Sunday, October 20, 2013

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: JOHN BOEHNER AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

No terrorist group, outside force or any other enemy of this country has done as much damage as the GOP and the Tea Party have done these past few years. The only silver lining to all of this is that these two are at each other throats, all but guaranteeing a brutal primary fight in 2014 that will benefit the Democratic party greatly. Ha Ha! Let's see those runner ups in a slow douchebag week.

1)North Andover School System- These brain dead idiots are taking "zero tolerance" to new levels of stupidity. Erin Cox, a high school student, received a call from a friend of hers who was at a party and too drunk to drive. Like a good, responsible friend, she went to pick her up. Unfortunately, when she got there, the cops arrived soon after and arrested her and others for possession of drugs and alcohol. The cops let her go after no evidence of alcohol was found in her system. The school, however, demoted her from captain of the volleyball team and suspended her for five games. So let me get this straight: you would rather scrape a student off the pavement for drunk driving, rather than have that person call for a safe ride? WTF is wrong with you people? This is intolerance taken to extreme levels. I wonder if they belong to the Tea Party.

2)Sean Hannity- A loathsome human being (and anyone watching this hack should have their eyeballs ripped out for doing so), this dick reached new lows this week even for him. This troll has spent the past few weeks bitching about Obamacare with lie after lie. His magnum opus came this week when he had on three families complaining about the Affordable Care Act like the good puppets they were. One said he had to let employees go because of the new law, and two others said their insurance had skyrocketed in the process. Turns out, none of it was true. The first guy only had four employees in his business, meaning the ACA didn't even effect him. When asked why he fired some of his employees, he lamely tried to blame Obamacare without any specifics whatsoever. This is what is going on right now. Employees are firing people, blaming Obamacare, even when it has nothing to do with it. It's another excuse, nothing more, nothing less, so companies can pad the bottom line by paying people less and less and working them harder and harder. This is what the Tea Party is championing. Brilliant right? The other two families interviewed by Hannity were also lying as they never bothered to even check into the new plans that would have actually saved them money, even though the plan they did have rose. But because Obamacare was run by the devil, they wanted no part of it. The long and the short of it is, Sean Hannity had three groups of families on, bitching about problems with the ACA that were verifiably untrue. This ass needs to join Glenn Beck in obscurity stat.

3)CGI Federal- Yet another boondoggle demonstrating that neither government nor private enterprise is capable of doing anything anymore without fucking it up beyond all rhyme or reason. Let's look at the corporate aspect here. This company was hired to do a much smaller health care related web site for Ontario, Canada and was fired from it for missing three deadlines. If they couldn't do this right, chances are pretty good they wouldn't be able to finish this on time and on budget either, both of which they failed on. It ran overbudget, dispelling the myth again the private companies run things better than the government which is almost never the case. Talk with anyone who goes from the public to private sector and watch the venom fly. People hate working for corporations lately as they are every bit as incompetent as the government and work people at much lower standards of living. Due to the archaic contract rules, competent people are being ignored for others with deep pockets and much less experience. As long as this goes on, nothing is ever going to change for the better.

4)Kathleen Sebelius- Yet another in along line of people working for the current administration, like Eric Holder or Janet Napalitano, who should have been fired months ago. She has been a disaster in promoting Obamacare these past few years and now comes word that her incompetence is one of the reasons the healthcare website is crap, due to last minute changes she kept making to the program. It also wasn't the wisest decision to farm out duties in designing the site to multiple parties, which made it twice as difficult to trouble shoot. The GOP was right about one thing: Obamacare isn't ready yet. And Obama has no one to blame but himself and, especially, Sebelius who should be sent packing for this debacle. It's going to take months to fix. That's a big problem and something that could re-energize the Republicans come 2014. For the love of God, please don't let that happen.

5)Ted Cruz- This assmunch was given an eight minute standing ovation in his home state of Texas by a group of mouthbreathers who are too stupid to know when someone is pissing on them. Who thinks this fucker did a good job? If you did, your IQ is on single digits as he did irreparable harm to the standing of the US world wide, cost us $24 billion we don't have for a cause that was never going to happen,  and destroyed people's lives who lost their jobs, their homes, and their lives because of this. This is an evil, evil man. And, as I expected, he is now receiving death threats from the less stable out there on Twitter of all places. This is incredible stupid as whoever posted these threats will be getting a visit from the FBI and may face prison for it. Violence will not solve this problem. Millions of voices telling Cruz to take a hike is far better. Shunning anyone in the Tea Party is also recommended. Don't serve them in you restaurants. Don't sell them clothes in your stores. And if you see them in person, tell them how you've been affected by their idiocy. Just don't be violent about it, which will get you nowhere except perhaps behind bars.

6)John Boehner and the Republicans- Can anyone explain to me why Boehner was photographed pumping his arm in the air in victory after coming out of a recent meeting with House Republicans? He got nothing he asked for from the President, weakened his chances to even keeping his seat in 2014, and may have given control to the democrats because of this nonsense. He couldn't even get a majority of Republicans together to vote on a bill that would keep this country from going over the fiscal cliff. He is a terrible speaker who's only interest is keeping his job and to hell with the rest of the country. The Republican party is in the midst of a civil war between the Tea Party faithful and Corporate Conservatives whose views are now at odds. This is going to erupt in 2014 with brutal primaries that will do nothing but aid democratic challengers. Mitch McConnel is in real trouble as he is going to face Matt Bevin in the primaries, and may lose either way because of it. If Bevin beats him, chances are the democrats take the seat. If he survives, his brand may be so damaged that again the democrat wins. Either way, he has a long, uphill battle as do many, many others. The country is not as conservative as they think it is, with only about 18% of the public agreeing with their views. It's why they get beat so badly in state wide or national elections. But as long as we have retards still voting these fools in, not realizing they are literally voting themselves to death, we have a long way to still go. So congratulation John Boehner, the Tea Party and anyone still calling themselves a Republican you are indeed douchebag of the week.

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