Monday, December 5, 2016

PIZZAGATE, RECOUNTS AND OTHER SIGNS OF DEMENTIA FROM THE FAR RIGHT!

The far right is becoming more and more unstable. Recount efforts continue and the Trumpians are going hog wild over it. Nevermind the fact that the if Trump has lost (and might actually did lose) these same people would be screaming RIGGED at the top of their lungs and demanding the whole election be questioned. So because your guy won everything is fine? Please. Even if Hillary had won I still would have wanted a recount because I don't trust the election process for decades now. This latest round didn't make me feel any better.
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On top of that, we have an insane idea that a child porn ring was being run out of pizza shop called Comet Ping Pong Pizza in DC that got WAY too much fake news press. This is the fake news the MSM is clamoring about and with good reason: it's totally untrue. Yesterday, a nutbag with an automatic weapon went to said pizza place, intent on "self investigating" said stupid claims about horrors that took place in a mysterious back room that does not exist. This story was everywhere for weeks but, oddly, has since seen a lot of sites remove them after this loon decided to act retarded and terrify innocent people just wanting a slice of pizza. He was, of course, arrested.

This all started because some people thought John Podesta ordered a lot of pizza which some losers decided was code for kiddie porn/rape. Or they like pizza. Which is more likely? This story shows how fake news can get out of hand and why it needs to be stopped. The MSM is just as guilty of misreporting the news because they refuse to acknowledge that things like the unemployment rate and inflation are total lies even though, if they wanted to, could investigate this and discover, like many of us, that the numbers don't match. Instead, they toe the party line and lie to us which is making this country believe nonsense like pizzagate.

There is also some good evidence that this election may have been stolen again by ruthless individuals intent on changing this country to fascist one instead. Thank God Pence reiterated Trump's pledge to not cut Medicare or Social Security which House Republicans are already deciding how to eviscerate. This is why Trump in office scares me less than someone like Ted Cruz who would have definitively destroyed the entitlement programs, at the risk of losing a lot of support from older Americans, as Bush did in 2005 when he tried that to disastrous results when many in his party abandoned the idea when their constituents screamed bloody murder about it. Chuck Schumer reveled in them cutting these programs as it would almost certainly lead to a bloodbath in 2018, which may be in the cards depending on how badly the GOP fucks everything up between now and then. Health care is going to skyrocket in price if they do what they say they are going to do, making many miss Obamacare when twenty million people have no health care, prices skyrocket because only sick people are on it, and hundreds of thousands die. Hope you guys have good protection and life insurance because a third of this unstable, over armed country are going to be PISSED when someone they love dies because of lack of health care, care they once had under Obama. Good luck guys.
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But back to the election, a combination of voter fraud, voter suppression and the FBI may have helped tip this election in Trump's favor. There are allegations that Trump votes were counted twice in some Wisconsin counties, rigged or hacked voting booths and the fact that some counties had more people vote than lived there and all voted for Trump. That is exactly what happened in 2004 in Ohio which three people went to jail over. Good luck finding out about that because most of it has been scrubbed from the Internet. I had to find it on a local paper's archived site. But it did happen as much as the Powers that Be don't want it to.

In true fascism, major media was ridiculed, religion used a weapon and a new group of brownshirts has arisen to champion Trump and super racist beliefs. We saw this type of theft in 2000 as well when the Supreme Court gave the presidency to Bush, even though two justices, Scalia and Thomas, should have recused themselves for conflict of interest. Funny again how Republicans bitch to high heaven when a liberal judge doesn't step aside but says boo when their own guy does far worse. Because of 2010, when people flipped out over Obamacare, which was poorly sold to a skeptical public, and gave the House right back to the GOP, who proceeded to gerrymander districts to unelectable proportions. They spent the last eight years undermining Obama at every instance, a method that seemed to have worked as they now occupy all branches of government again. The last two times this occurred, the country was sent into a tailspin something fierce. If you think that will change, don't. Signs already point to an epic failure sooner than later with tax cuts, tax breaks and an unworkable economic pattern. You voted for these idiots.

The FBI helped when Comey sent that stupid letter eight days before the election which had undecided voters break for Trump nine of ten times. Rumor is Giuliani used the NY FBI office to hound Comey and others, which may have resulted in this outcome. That guy is a loon by the way.
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We know from the exit results that Trump won in 13 of 23 states by a margin wider than the margin of error should allow. A few states, like NJ, WI and NC, were off the charts on how much they missed the mark, by over ten percent. Now this should make the FBI automatically investigate as there is obvious problems, but they are nowhere to be seem, probably because they are in the back pocket of the GOP. Thus the reason for the recount, which our press has ignored problems with and the right calls a "scam." There is good reason to believe either our voting is problematic or our exit polling is. Either way, this needs to be fixed once and for all. Germany had so many problems with their electronic voting they banned it as of 2009. Why can't we do the same?

There is a lot of evidence that this election was indeed stolen. Why is it so hard to accept that a recount is in all our best interests? I don't want Hillary anymore than the rest of you. But if it was stolen from her, shouldn't that matter?

Sunday, December 4, 2016

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: THE DEMOCRATS

Why is it neither party seems capable of change? The Republicans are still hell bent on enacting their agenda even though 2.5 million more voters picked Hillary over Trump. This can't end well when a majority of the country is against you. Word is there are already sites in the dark web raising money for assassinations against both Trump and Pence. This is exactly what I said would happen regardless of outcome. Hillary would have faced the same thing as this country bolts toward another Civil War, this time fought over abortion and gay rights. Meanwhile the Democrats keep acting as if it is business as usual and re-elected Pelosi for another term which would be the equivalent of Fiorina still working at HP even though the company was long bankrupt. WTF people? You lost and badly in some places because you treat white men like the plague and fail to offer ANY job prospects beyond failed policies. We are so screwed. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Zero Hedge- This used to be a great site until one of the founders left and the site took a sudden turn to the right. Now it is Breitbart level nonsense half the time. It was rightfully put onto a list about fake news which it is guilty of. A lot of sites I like (Drudge, Rense, WRH, Prison Planet) all have right wing nonsense but every now and then do get something correct. It's why just getting your news from one source is not a great idea. But these guys have gone off the rails lately putting forward truly questionable ideas forward. Shame guys.

9)"Fake" news sites- The media has been making hay about fake news sites. My webpage was not listed either because I report the truth, or more likely, no one knows I exist. I can see who reads this page and how many and it's not a lot. I do this for the few out there who want to know what is actually going on and to prove that on occasion I am right. But for the major news sites to bitch about fake news is rich because they put forth more nonsense than anyone. No one believes the unemployment rate is 4.6% because it isn't. It's a made up number. You can't have 95 million people not working and get that rate. Likewise with inflation which is woefully inadequate and provably so. Yet I report that and the media continues to lie. Yeah, we trust you.

8)Pizzagate- This is one of the dumbest stories that may not actually be entirely untrue. People coming through the stolen emails of Hillary came across a ton of ones devoted to pizza. Anyone who has ever worked in a office like these gets a lot of pizza. It's a quick, easy food that feeds many and people like. In what can only be described as delusional thinking, some deranged idiot with far too much time on his hand, decided pizza was code for child porn/rape and invented an insane theory around it which has grown way bigger than it ever should have. There is nothing to this story. However, there have been credible stories about powerful people engaged in pedo rings worldwide, so while Pizzagate is foolish, the fact that many have died looking into similar accusations (Marc Webb, Michael Hastings) suggests a darker world.

7)Canadian Cops- And we thought we had it bad with cops in this country comes this story. In an effort to stop drunk drivers, anyone arrested for drunk driving this holiday season will be subjected to the music of, wait for it, Nickelback. OH GOD NO! In all honesty, this is one of the bands I hate more than any other. Their music is so generic and every song sounds the same. They don't suck as hard as say, Kanye West, who music is drivel, but it's still hard to sit through without gritting my teeth. I feel bad for Canada and we have President elect Trump.
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6)Kanye West-Here's a shocker: Kanye is insane. I could have told you that from his music, his behavoir and having eyes and ears. Allegedly, he lost it after he screwed up his meds and went off the rails. And he wants to run for President in 2020? I'd pick Trump in a heartbeat. I hope he gets better as I wish him no ill will just to please go away and to take his big butt wife with him.

5)Sarah Palin- Word was she was up for the VA job which would have been funny because that would have screwed up all the veterans who stupidly voted for Trump. Instead, lightning struck and Palin wrote an op-ed that was, and I can't believe I am about to write this but, it was well written and intelligent. I know! It was also very anti-Trump, hounding him for his Carrier deal which did save jobs but opened the door for every company on Earth to demand tax breaks to keep workers too, which is already happening. Palin, as a former governor, knows eventually this tactic will bankrupt the country and said so. Now she is probably not going to get the job. Rats.

4)Trump- Wow has he done some damage this week and he hasn't even gotten into office. First he talked to the Taiwanese President, ending decades of China diplomacy at the drop of a hat. Then he did the same to Kazakhstan and Pakistan, pissing off allies in the region. Then, he saved Carrier jobs but instead of going after them with a tax penalty if they left, offered them a huge tax break instead that the taxpayer is going to find instead. This is actually worse than if he did nothing. According to the right. socialism is when you run out of other people's money. How is this any different? It isn't. Our end is near because there is no way we survive these next four years. Bet on a major terrorist attack sometime next year that will make 9/11 look small in comparison. It's what fascists do once in power. Find an enemy and get the population to focus on them instead of you. Muslims will be the new Jews soon.

3)Fascism/socialism/communism idiots- A quick lesson for people apparently too dumb to learn. Communism is far left. Socialism is center left. Fascism is far right. It is literally impossible to be all three. So many have called Hillary and Obama commies lately I expect Joe McCarthy to rise from the grave and laugh at them. He knew communism, even if he was blinded in his hatred for it. These two were at best center right and at worst Fascist lite. Neither did anything ever that could even be thought of as communist in nature. And Obamacare does not count because ALL medical plans worldwide require it to be socialistic for it to work. Crack a book guys.

2)Recount critics- Why are some people screaming bloody murder about recounts? If the tables were turned, you'd be pissed if a recount DIDN'T happen. We should be doing a recount EVERY time to make sure we got it right. Otherwise, our elections could be stolen and there is no way to find out otherwise. There is some evidence that this election was stolen by the Republicans and we should find out the truth if that is the case. Demand a recount instead of shouting down democracy.
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1)The Democrats- It's like they want to lose. They have no young people as up and commers, the party elect 70 plus. And who do they get in to have  afresh face and new leadership? Nancy Pelosi. AGAIN. The democrats have lost across the board by going after guns, ignoring white America and talking subjects that trans gender bathroom bills that divide America. Most people are not going to notice who uses what bathroom unless you have a beard and a dress on. Not a good look by the way. I get cross dressing but that seems odd to me. Any way you look at it, they are losing voters because they focused on social issues but ignored everything else. They are pro trade at a time when that is highly unpopular. They go after guns which makes people mental. They have safe spaces and words that can't be said anymore because someone got their feelings hurt once. A lot of people have had enough of that. I sure have. How about protecting union you have abandoned for decades? Or a jobs program in states you control like CA or MA? We get nothing. Now to be fair, the Republicans are a bunch of dick sucking losers but their constituents are too dumb to know better. What is our excuse? This party is headed for oblivion because it refuses to acknowledge it's deficiencies. Congratulations guys. Keep this up and 2018 will be a bloodbath. You are all indeed douchebag of the week.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS REFUSE TO CHANGE DEFINING THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY!

The one thing that voters said they wanted loud and clear was they wanted things to change and for the better for the 90% of us not rich and successful. That is becoming abundantly clear that it is NOT happening with the Republicans enacting every idea most voters have said they hated while the Democrats seem intent on losing every election from now until the end of time, which if my calculations are correct will occur some time next year. It's all over folks and for a lot of you, you did it to yourself. Yes, Hillary Clinton was the single worst candidate I have ever seen. She was shrill (I swear to all that's holy, her voice made me ill and that laugh, ugh), completely out of touch with the average male, white voter (me) and was incapable of holding a rally where she could shine. But, Trump was far worse and is proving it on a daily basis.
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Before we get to Orange Hitler, let's look at what "changes" the Democratic party has made since losing badly in the election, specifically with the House and Senate that they made barely a dent in. Nothing. Pelosi was put back in charge of the House even though through her tenure she has watched the party atrophy because of idiotic relationships with corporate America and a complete disregard for white people over identity politics. How'd that work out in the last election? That's right you lost.

So no change there? What about down the road and who you think might be a good candidate for 2020? HELLARY CLINTON!!!!!!??? WTF? Yes, according to some news reports, the demon is talking about another run in 2020 which we can all safely say is the worst idea I have ever heard. They do remember that running John Kerry against the easily defeatable W. resulted in the economic collapse that is coming back to a Main Street near you? Apparently not. I keep seeing her like some ex-girlfriend stalker you can't shake. Can she please go the FUCK away already? WE DON'T LIKE YOU! GO AWAY!

This is what passes for progressiveness within the Democratic party which means they can all go fuck themselves soon. They are dead people walking unless they make some drastic changes like a laser focus on the middle class and helping them out instead of selling out unions for the last few decades. Both Bill Clinton and Obama did zilch to help these people out and they paid for it this November. Now to be fair, the Republicans are far worse but voters seem to have the attention span of a dead goldfish. They have been staunch anti-union busters which means chances are near 100% if you were in a union and voted for Trump, you just voted yourself out of job. Way to go losers.
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The Democrats seem resigned to never winning an election again because they have no policies that generate any good will among the general public, ones tired of hearing them sugar coat Muslim terrorists, pacifying groups not well liked in middle America like BLM  and SJW, and do zip even in places controlled by Democrats. MA may be a good place to live but there are still no good jobs here for those of us middle aged, like most of the country. It's Walmart or NASA and no where in between. And no one on either side seems to have any answers.

For the Republicans, congratulation you literally voted for Hitler. Watch. Fascism is coming because that what the modern day Republican party is. Democrats have been center right for years and these guys are the Nazi Party. Check out the staggering amount of hate crimes committed since this dick won. They are off the charts. And they are going after everyone NOT white. A word to the wise: my fiancee is Japanese and anyone dumb enough to insult her in my presence is either going to the hospital or the morgue. I do not tolerate that kind of shit and if I have to knock you into next week, I will. I am ALWAYS armed with something so remember that next time you think calling someone a racial slur. There will be a lot more like me. The next time anyone sees someone do something this stupid, make him pay for it. Non-violence here doesn't work here. Kick the crap out of racism I say.

We had better start standing up,with force if necessary, because what is coming is planet ending. Trump has named TWO billionaires to his cabinet along with a host of nut shrinking others. They want to dismantle everything that has been accomplished for the last one hundred years starting with enacting tax cuts, while cutting Obamacare and unions. They will then move on to entitlements, schools, abortion and gay rights. They will lay waste to this nation as most of these idiots he's putting into power have zero experience in these fields, and those that do have experience, suck. He's going to put a Goldman Sachs guy into treasury, a trade protectionist into Commerce and possible, Ben Carson in HUD which is just stupid. These picks look very similar to ones made by Obama proving that these two parties of just two sides of the same coin. Neither is going to help us.

The sad part is it is probably too late to do anything about this. The chances for world wide destruction is about 90%. I have never seen odds that high in my life time. And it's not even like it's just one thing. Will Trump ruin this country economically or will he bumbled us into a war? Even darker, will the GOP stage another terrorist attack like 9/11 and then use a new form of the Enabling Act to give Trump dictatorial powers? It's not impossible. It's how they raised up Bush's poll numbers. They have complete control over everything so it could happen.

The point of this, over the next year, hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Americans are going to literally die over this man being President. Tens of millions are going to be thrown into abject poverty. And when this happened another scenario plays out in which super pissed Americans start grabbing their guns and shooting politicians in the street. History shows this is a distinct possibility as a new Reign of Terror is not out of the question. Take this one example: Obamacare is repealed and what replaces it throws twenty millions people off the roles and wives, children and grandparents die in record numbers, not to mention the fact that the GOP plan will sink ALL healthcare in less than two years. What happens when no one but the rich can afford health care? Rioting and lots of it.
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Our only hope is to start a new political party, possibly headed by the liked of people like Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren and other like minded people. The Democrats are stuck in quicksand but acting like it is just another day at the beach. Unless we act soon and start standing up for what is right, and even putting our lives on the line for it, we are all dead. This end is coming and we had better be prepared. The two politcal parties sure aren't.

Monday, November 28, 2016

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS!

These assholes are behaving like they won a commanding election when in truth, they squeaked out an electoral win either by cheating or human stupidity. They lost the popular vote by two million and counting. That is NOT a mandate. So in return, all the crappy ideas that voters have thumbed their nose to over these past few years have all come roaring back. So get used to another Depression and no help if you aren't rich. These douchebags are going to kill millions when they destroy health care which is all but guaranteed. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Refugees- One thing that I have come to accept as truth from the right is that there can be NO more refugees coming here for any reason whatsoever. Unlike the right however who have racist reasons for not wanting them here, I believe economics is a far better reason. This country is broke as it is and helping people out from god knows where while we starve is insulting and stupid. We spend a lot, billions on these programs that could be better used to, I don't know, giving Social Security participants a raise or giving homeless veterans a place to sleep that isn't the street. Why can't we help ourselves before being generous with people too dumb or cowardly to fight for themselves. Pick a side guys. If Christians were blowing people up, there wouldn't be a Church standing within ten miles of my house and any fundamentalist would be executed post haste. But not these dorks. Today, a Somali refugee appears to have attacked the Ohio State University with a car and a machete, wounding six before being brought down by a hail of bullets. With Trump about to take office, Muslims in this country are headed for internment camps if it gets too bad. Bet on it.

9)Fidel Castro- He's dead. Good. Any contrary to way too many Tweets and Memes out there, communism and fascism are opposite ends of the spectrum. One is far left, Castro, and the other is far right, Republicans. Democrats are center right by the way so calling them Communists is the equivalent of calling me black, otherwise known as way off the mark. Read a fucking book once ina while America.

8)Maggianio's Nazi Dinner- Unbeknownst to the fabulous pasta restaurant, an alt right group rented out their ballroom space and proceeded to heil Hitler AND Trump in a frightening display of hate and rage. Yeah, Trump isn't Hitler and then this shows up with surprisingly little outrage. This country is doomed.
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7)Chris Christie and Jeff Sessions- These two HATE weed and would like it gone for good. Not going to happen guys unless civil war is what you are looking for. Sessions who is in line for AG might go after legal weed but would face a huge backlash over it, especially if he got rid of medical pot too. Hoards of sick people n your doorstep will turn public opinion against you hard and could lead to violence. These guys haven't even got into office and already things look bleak. Come on recount.

6)Recount haters-First off, let's be clear that this has almost no chance of turning over the election. However, we should make sure than no fraud happened, especially as it has been alleged that Trump received more votes than actual voters in Wisconsin, which happened before in 2004 in Ohio between Kerry and Bush, and for which three people went to jail. It would seem statistically impossible for ALL the mysterious voters to have gone Trump's way if "error" as the state concluded was responsible. You should be aware that even the recount efforts in many of these states are far from transparent for the most part, which is why I expect little to change. If by some miracle it does, and Hillary becomes president, expect civil war soon after.

5)Trump and Illegal Voters- Still behaving like a retarded monkey, Trump alleged that he would have won the popular vote too if "illegal" voters hadn't stolen it from him. The problem with this accusation is there is zero evidence that it occurred. As a matter of fact. people who have looked at this election said at best, dozens may have voted nationwide that shouldn't have. That is a far cry from millions and gives us a taste of what Orange Hitler has in store for us.
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4)Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos- Trump's pick for this post is a billionaire with no experience in public schools and a love of public for profit education. This could be disastrous to the country if charter schools with no regulations start dumping stupid kids on the street with no hope of doing anything with their lives expect have a worthless degree. States could see money fly from public schools and into people's pockets as this nation somehow gets dumber. This pick may help that along greatly.

3)Standing Rock- This force against protest shows us everything wrong with this country. No company should be allowed to build on sovereign land. Our drinking water shouldn't be up for sale. And the police should not have military weapons. The media has been less than stellar reporting this, our government has done little to stop this and these people should seriously think about bringing their own weapons because this is going to end in a bloodbath one way or another.

2)"Fake" news- Many are complaining that fake news sites cost Hillary the election. And while there is some truth to this, the MSM has been every bit as complacent with constant lies or non-reporting about things that matter. They let Trump walk all over them for ratings while bleating incessantly about emails and Benghazi which amounted to nothing. Throwing stones at glass houses much?
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1)Repulicans- These fuckwads are acting like 90% of the country voted for them. You barely won. Now we hear about an end to Roe V Wade, tax cuts for everyone BUT the middle class, more arrests for minor crimes, especially in the black community, naming Muslims second class citizens and a host of other far right nonsense. If they outlaw abortion or weed, expect resistance and violent at that. Don't think all liberals are peacenik fools. We aren't. I know quite a few with a lot of guns. Go too far and expect trouble. If they go after Muslims, gays or immigrants in the way they want, again bring body bags because that is a recipe for disaster. When more than half the country disagrees with you, it is going to end badly. It seems they also want to wreck entitlement programs, healthcare and other things that most of us need to survive. Trump and Congress may literally kill half a million people two years from now. How do think that will play out when they courts are against the people too? Rage and lots of it. We stand at the brink of civil war whether you want accept it or not. And these idiots you put in charge are leading the way/ We are all dead and this is hell. Congratulations GOP and their voters you are indeed douchebag of the week.


Wednesday, November 23, 2016

TEN THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR! YEAH I KNOW THAT''S A TALL ORDER!

What a year. We saw Muslims go on a world wide killing spree. As a result, we have also seen a turn to the right, which always happens in these circumstances. History is not only repeating itself, it's a fucking rerun we've seen a million times. Economics have stagnated across the planet because between soaring population growth that no one wants to stop and technological advancement, there are simply not enough jobs for everyone, and those that have good jobs are fading fast for most sectors. So what can we be thankful in this what appears to be the end of times?
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10)I am thankful I am not a Muslim, black, Hispanic or gay. I say this because these four groups are in for one hell of a rude awakening when the Trump administration gets in and Steve Bannon is whispering in his ear. Gays are going to get pushed back in the closet in red states, Hispanics are going to find themselves on the wrong side of what appears to be white nationalism rising. Blacks will get it twice as bad as not only will they have to deal with blatant racism, their prison population is going to envelop most of them when the law and order president some of you idiots actually voted for literally bust down your door to arrest you for whatever the government feels like. The worst will be Muslims who are one major terrorist attack from occupying those FEMA camps we all know actually exist (Not a conspiracy theory. Check out my earlier article about that). You guys are screwed and remember, some Jews voted for Hitler. How'd that turn out for them?

9)I am thankful I don't get heartburn. My fiancee on the other hand is hating life right now.

8)I am thankful I am not a woman. Between the lower pay, the constant threat of rape from Neanderthal men and a menstrual cycle, being a guy rocks.

7)I am thankful I don't work for the Trump administration- Admit it, other than a few out there picks for cabinet positions, some of his choices and decisions lately have been quite moderate. He's already walked back positions on climate change, prosecution of Hillary and repealing Obamacare completely. I always knew he wasn't as right wing as he was making himself out to be, proving his earlier point when he correctly said in a 1980's interview that Republicans were rubes and if he ever decided to run he would do so a Republican because those people would vote for anything. Guess who was dead on accurate? However, I have a feeling that the insane GOP Congress, still filled with swamp monsters the electorate idiotically decided to put right back into office, is going to be a constant thorn in everyone's side, even Trump. Truth be told, I expect Trump to tank the economy when his proven failure plan goes into effect and kills the world economy once again. Plus, people are going to be super pissed when Trump can't bring jobs back because they are gone forever. I predict there will be more assassination attempts ever against him should this come to pass. Those people are super angry and well armed. Be pleased with your crappy desk job when those bullets start flying far far away from you.

6)I am thankful I am nowhere near Hillary Clinton right now- I hear she was inconsolable Election night. I can't blame her. She cheated her way to the top and still lost. Sorry, but that Primary theft was too much for some and one of the reasons she lost. Sanders supporters told her to pound dirt rather than vote for someone so obviously dirty. Just do us all a favor now and go the FUCK away. Please. If I never have to hear you again, it will be too soon.
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5)I am thankful I am not an election official in Michigan, Wisconsin or PA- Some are making the allegation that voting results were off in these states which is either sour grapes or something to be actually looked at. I have no idea at this point which side is right because both sides have good points. The exit polls are off, and altered for unknown reason, in 13 states that exceed the margin of error. Now, this means either their poll data was off, which it shouldn't be if done correctly or the vote was off, which means fraud. Some experts say yes, others say not so fast. Some are suggesting that people told pollsters they voted for Hillary when they actually voted for Trump which if it happened is quite the anarchist thing to do because it makes the whole voting process suspect and any asshole doing this is subverting this country and not for the better. Any way you look at it, Hillary has until Friday to decide to challenge the election as some are saying or to just walk away Kerry style. I don't really care either way to be honest. These two both sucked.

4) I am thankful I have all my fatalities about me- My health may be crap but my mind still works. Sure wish we had put people into Congress like that because re-electing douchebags like Louie Gohmert, John McCain, Marco Rubio and, worst of all, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a recipe for disaster. Congress has record low approval rating, yet we reelected 90% of the same idiots over and over. It's not just Congress who is retarded. It's America.

3)I am thankful I am not in school anymore- When I went to school if something stupid happened to you, it wasn't recorded for all of the world to see for time immortal. Nowadays, that same stupid comment or action will follow you around like herpes. Plus the kids of today have to deal with social media bullying, Common Core (which had it been around in my day would have resulted in truly terrible math grades which were not that great to begin with) and an epic rise in STD's, some of which barely existed in my day (herpes, AIDS). I may be getting old and my body may be fading but at least I don't have to worry about any of that.

2)I am thankful I don't have to drive anywhere this week- Traffic is going to be murder and heavier than ever thanks to low gas prices and the realization that this may be our LAST Thanksgiving. As a result, airports are going to be packed, roads are going to be slow going, and I do not have to worry about any of that. Plus, as my family is scattered all over the place, I don't have to see any of them, spending the day with my fiancee and that's it. The rest of you are going to be subject to an earful as Hillary and Trump supporters battle about more than just who gets the turkey leg. Fun.
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1)I am thankful for being me- I have a good life. I may be poor, but not too poor. But I am also smart, loved and have a lot of good friends I can trust. When you have that, you have everything. However, money would be nice and here's hoping my upcoming book, which is almost done now, will net me that success so far which has avoided me. Happy Thanksgiving all. I will return on Monday.

Monday, November 21, 2016

THE LEFT AND RIGHT GO BONKERS! ARE WE HEADED FOR ANOTHER CIVIL WAR?

Everyone needs to calm the fuck down. The left is acting as if the world is going to end tomorrow, which they deserve a lion's share of the blame for failing to show up at the polls. The right on the other hand is rubbing it in our faces with a startling amount of racism and hate. We seem to be headed to an inevitable conflict between two groups who can't even decide which facts are true and which are bullshit. When reality cannot be accepted as truth, we are all headed for a cliff.
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The left has to stop panicking as if not electing Clinton was the worst thing since the Holocaust. Trust me when I say, she wouldn't have been much better. The main reason I voted for her wasn't because I liked her (I didn't), trusted her (not in a million years) or even thought her policies were good for America (they weren't). I voted for her because the right is going to nominate people to the Supreme Court that may fundamentally and permanently change us for the worse in the long term. That is something we should all be worried about, especially if you are gay or a minority. Since the court vacated the Civil Right's voting act, hundreds of thousands of voters were purged from every state roll and contributed to a Clinton loss. That and the fact she was a she-bitch who people just instinctively hated.

But beyond that, Trump has already done some very good things for this country that I doubt Hillary would have. The TPP is dead. So is the TIPP. And NAFTA is on shaky ground. Good. These trade deals were done solely for corporate profits and did nothing for the average guy who has watched his salary and power diminish with each election cycle. Part of that is morons voting for Republicans who then gutted unions, but then again, the Democrats haven't done jack to stop union slides either. People in the rust belt and beyond are losing manufacturing jobs that pay around $60,000 a year. When that job goes a way there are indeed a lot of jobs they could get. The problem is they all pay half what they used to make and they were usually struggling to make ends meet before their pay cut Do they expect people to work TWO full time jobs to make a living? Meanwhile, the elites are pulling in trillions off of our hard work and are trying to pay us even less. Trump won because of this reason and this reason alone. Economics matter and the Democrats have ignored this situation for the last eight years. Their first jobs bill didn't see the light of day until two years after they took office, and it wasn't much of one.
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Why didn't the Democrats create jobs day one when they could have, arrest the bankers responsible for the 2008 crash and maybe give mortgage and credit card relief to all Americans rather than throw tens of trillions of dollars at Wall Street, which did stabilize the economy but only for the upper class? The rest of us got thrown to the wolves. It's one of the reasons, along with the ill advised Obamacare plan which is going down in flames due to the fact it was never going to work, that Democrats lost big in the last few elections. They are a minority party because they wanted to be Establishment left, which the base hated and have drifted away ever since. I am done with the democratic party unless they start doing major changes like ending their support for things like the TPP. Of all the brain dead things these idiots did this year, championing this hated treaty was stupid and, again, why they lost.

The Republicans are also not getting my vote either as, even with Trump at the helm, it's the rest of the idiots he's putting into positions of power that have me worried. Gay rights, abortion and civil discourse are headed for the chopping block and if history is any indication, violence is going to envelop us all because of this. The right has some delusion that they have all the guns, and God on their side so back off. Liberals have guns guys and lots of them. If this comes down to a civil war, both sides will be armed to the teeth. Considering Republicans have all the power again, I expect guns to be available in vending machines by the end of next year.

If Trump gets rid of Obamacare, twenty million people will lose coverage, and hundreds of thousands will die. Public outcry will be enormous, and with loved ones lives at stake, deadly. If assassinations start happening against politicians, this will be the match that sets that off. When America's spouses and children start dying in mass numbers with no recourse, someone is going to snap and start firing rounds at anyone they blame for the debacle coming. Trump has said he wants to keep parts of Obamacare, like not denying coverage and keeping people under 26 on health care with the parents, but wants to get rid of subsides and the mandate which will tank the whole system by making it ungodly expensive. Again, if three hundred million no longer have access to health insurance, how pissed do you think a majority of them are going to be?

The chances for violence against politicians is at record high level because the Democrats are acting as if they lost for reasons beyond their control, which is bull, while the Republicans are acting as if a majority of the public gave them a mandate to rule, which didn't happen as he lost the popular vote by over a million people. Both sides had better be real careful because that anger out there hasn't gone away, even for the winners. Many have said if Trump doesn't get jobs going within six months to a year, then look out. His margin for error is razor thin and if he doesn't have an idea not only how to get people back to work, but with an increase in salaries, he's toast. Considering most jobs are lost to automation rather than trade deals, that is going to be a tall order. Considering the Republican plan is to give more money to rich people while getting rid of unions, I doubt this will be a stellar plan.
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If the Republicans fuck this up, which they are wont to do, then this country is going to burn. We have already seen violence on both sides and that is only going to get worse as time goes on, and the GOP enacts some of their idiotic ideas, which have been proven failures. The Democrats blew it. What happens when the GOP does too? Revolution as a lot of these people will never vote blue again. When you have no real choice, people will react badly. This last election proved that.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK:THE DEMOCRATS

There was a whole lot of crybaby syndrome going on with Democratic voters, many of whom never bothered to show up which would have prevented all of this in the first place. You lost. Go home. The DNC is no better by behaving as if it was business as usual by elevating corporatists like Chuck Schumer to positions of power while conveniently ignoring the people's choices of Sanders, Warren and the rest of the Progressive wing that has been shut out again. ENOUGH! Here is my pledge. I will not vote again if these are the choices you give us. I give up. Either have a party that has a smidgen of the values most of us want or be prepared to be in the desert until the Republicans destroy this country once again, which appears to be exactly where we are headed. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)The Weekend's Movies- I used to work in the movie business. One of the reasons I left was the sheer level of morons you have to deal with on a regular basis. They all come from money, have elite school resumes and are always dumber than dirt. To prove my point, let's take a look at three epic failures that died for very different reasons. The first, Edge of Seventeen opened to rave reviews, a red hot young actress as its star and James Brooks directing. It only cost nine million to make (add a lot more for advertising) and even getting that back may be a stretch as it cratered at 4.5 mil. Why did a movie that had a 95% rating on rotten tomatoes crash and burn you ask? The Harry Potter spin-off opened the same weekend. Only a brain damaged idiot would open a film where your target audience is going to see the other flick (Beasts skewered 45% young female in demographics) especially when it was supposed to open September 30th and got pushed for unknown, and obviously inane, reasons. Another disaster was the never should have been made Billy Flynn movie which didn't even crack the top ten. Ouch. It cost $40 mil pre-ads, so it's obituary as one of the biggest flops of the year is cemented in reality. That one million gross must be staring at them something fierce. The last disaster was the why did they even bother film Bleed For This, yet another boxing movie no one was ever going to see, joining Fists of Stone as a genre that needs to go away for a while. Audiences sure are.

9)Dubai- Come to beautiful sunny Dubai, We have endless beaches, great night life, and what else, oh yeah, if you get raped don't come crying to the police because they will arrest you. That actually happened to a German tourist who you can bet will never set foot in a Muslim country for the rest of her life. Neither will a lot of other people idiots. Muslims are really treading on extremely thin ice now that Trump is president and right wing ideology is spreading world wide. You guys are pissing the world off who have had about all they are going to stand with you. One wrong move and every superpower on Earth will move against you. Time is running out to join the 21st century.
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8)Muslims refugees in Europe- A translator has come forward and claims that a majority of the people she sees in Germany refugee camps show a pure hatred for Christianity and are saying loud and clear they are using this migrant situation to spread Islam. Whether this is true or not, it does appear to be somewhat true. Most refugees going to Europe are not fleeing war but economic situations and perhaps invasion. It would be insidious way to get inside enemy borders. Pretend to be helpless and strike when told. Again, that is just one possibility and not a statement of fact that refugees are coming to get us but it is something we should be aware of. As Trump is president now, I have a feeling there won't be too many refugees, if any at all, for the next four years and that may not be such a bad thing.

7)Duck Dynasty- Thank God, this waste of space on TV has been cancelled. They will of course replace it with something far worse.

6)Jeronimo Yanez- The cop that shot Philando Castile was arrested this week for manslaughter after video of him shooting the victim for no reason went viral. I still can't get over how calm his girlfriend was while he was dying next to her. Her steadiness and camera work led to this guy getting arrested so kudos to her and I am sorry she had to lose her love to this dick. I hope she finds someone nice who the cops won't shoot.
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5)Kanye West- I FUCKING HATE THIS ASSHOLE! If he were to get shot tomorrow, I'd send the shooter flowers and a thank you note. This utter douche spent nearly an hour at a concert this week lecturing the crowd how much he liked Trump and while he didn't vote, he would have voted for the Orange Hitler. He then went to say he would run for president in 2020 which is somehow even more frightening than Trump running things. Your music is bad enough, don't subject us to a presidential run as well.

4)Trump voters- You won. Stop rubbing it in our faces. Racist and sexist graffiti have exploded nationwide. In Natick, some guy got death threats from an unknown neighbor about having black and Hispanic friends over. Adam Yauch's memorial was vandalized with anti-Semitic language this week in NYC. There have also been unconfirmed reports of frat boy and creeper types grabbing women by the pussy because Trump said so. I have a feeling this is only going to get worse. Mike Pence got booed by the audience at Hamilton and even a lecture from the cast when the play was over. In retaliation, some drunk loser had to be removed for screaming Trump support while the play was going on. Those tickets aren't cheap. Calm down and stop behaving like apes. There is plenty of time for that once Trump assumes power.

3)Trump Team picks- For someone wanting to drain the swamp, he certainly seems to be picking a lot of establishment people. They are steady stream of white nationalists, establishment wonks and banking corporate idiots. Trump spent his day yesterday slamming Hamilton and SNL, actually demanding equal time to which Alec Baldwin shot back to go be president and leave the show to the professionals. The election is over and equal time doesn't happen. These guys are on borrowed time because all of my research says that the SNL cold opener about Trump being unprepared was dead on and if he can't fulfill at least a portion of his promises, his people will turn on him like a rabid dog. He's got six months to a year to show progress. If he can't, like the Democrats failed when they held power for 14 months, the backlash will be bloody. Either they get swept out of office in 2018, or literally swept out of office when an angry mobs comes for their heads.

2)Democrat voters- WAAAAAA! YOU LOST! Get over it. If you didn't vote, voted for a third party candidate or voted for Trump and regret it now, too bad. There is no way back machine, no do over. This is what we have and we have to try to live with it. Your protest was noted so go home, regroup, and figure out a way to push the democrats away from too far left policies (anti-gun is a killer) and toward progressive policies like raising the minimum wage and fixing social security. And here's a helpful hint. In 2018, actually show up and vote these losers out.
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1)Democrats- These people seem incapable of learning. They just got walloped in the election because the person they hand picked and rigged a primary for turned out to be every bit as bad a candidate as we all knew. Hillary was dead woman walking (and looked it) from day one, yet they still forced this zombie down our throats, telling us to grin and bear it. Well, the public had other ideas and voted in a monster instead because they HATED this woman. Right or wrong, that was a hurdle she was never going to overcome. So many people I talked to say they didn't vote for Trump, they voted against her. She was the establishment person in a year when that was a huge liability, which I wrote about several years ago, and was proven as fact. Since they lost, they have done nothing to right the ship and seem hell bent on business as usual. Robert Reich said it best that unless the democrats conform to a the fact that we aren't voting for this crap anymore, a third party seems inevitable. Sanders showed it could be done with low level money and no corporate interests. Much like the Republicans, the democrats have six months to a year before I and everyone else abandons ship. The sad fact about this election was that no matter who won, we lost. Hillary would have been barely better when the status quo fixed nothing, trade deals that favor the rich multiplied and corporate fascism became a reality. Instead we have classic fascism to look forward too. Fun. So congratulations Hillary, Chuck and the rest of the democrats too stupid to read the tea leaves. You are all indeed douchebags of the week.