Sunday, November 23, 2014


Over the last six weeks, two of the most beloved dads in modern TV history, Stephen Collins and Bill Cosby, both self destructed. Collins had sex with a few underage girls when he was younger, which is bad, but nothing compared to the sheer amount of rape that Cosby is being accused of and by people who have NOTHING to gain by coming forward. It's game over for the Cos who will go down in history as one giant douchebag. So we lost Robin Williams, a great comedian and fine human being (who was also diagnosed with one of the worst diseases known to man thus the suicide) and Joan Rivers, who I adored and was also known for being a great person to work for, but we get to keep this rapist dick. Thanks God. Let's see those runner ups.
10)The UK and Weapon Control- The lunacy that is weapon control is being shown in fine form in the UK right now. After banning citizens from owning hand guns, studies from their own government show that violent crime has increased dramatically, especially rapes, daylight burglaries, muggings and other violent actions, although surprisingly the murder rate has not gone up significantly. Now these brain powers are talking about a knife ban. Yes, because if you can't defend yourself with a gun, let's make it even more difficult by banning swords, machetes and long kitchen knives. I am sure the local chefs can make due with a small pocketknife. Some are actually saying they want a ban on all pointy things. You can't make this stuff up. More guns equals less crime no matter what the loony left is telling you. Statistics back this up. Meanwhile the nanny state that is England is going to have to child proof the whole country to get their country totally safe. Sigh!

9)Artie Lang and the PC police- Can the super sensitive douchebags that seem to be everywhere lately chill the hell out? Lange wrote some offensive tweets that got him in all sorts of trouble. Here's some of what he wrote:

Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy. Frustrating!

I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I cum like a fat founding father

After having 8 illegitimate kids together @CariChampion & I marry at The Knights of Columbus in Linden New Jersey. Prob with that?! F- Off!

Now to be fair, these comments are racist and sexist. They are also kind of funny. If we go after every comedian who makes an off color joke, humor is going to die out and all we have left are going to be stale sitcoms where the husband tries to get a new cake for the big party after he accidently sat in it. Hilarious! Because of this he has been banned from ESPN, got bumped from @Midnight and has had to endure the inevitable tour of shame where we force famous people to apologize non stop for whatever latest mock scandal the media can come up with. I am not saying that what he wrote was right, but we have Freedom of Speech here for a reason and the easily offended are taking those rights away. Stop being part of the PC police.
8)India- This past week, Obama actually decided to be President and made an executive order about immigration (more about that later) and signed a "leading from the front" treaty with China that will help reduce pollution and climate change disruptions in the future, which, or course, the GOP said would end all life on the planet or some equally stupid thing. But India, which is the third largest polluter on Earth, fared even worse than the Republican by telling us to take a flying leap because there was no way they were going to do anything that would hinder economic growth. So thanks India for doing absolutely nothing to solve a problem that is scientifically proven. I guess for now, you guys are honorary members of the Tea Party. Congrats.

7)Mother Nature- Apparently someone really pissed this bitch off in Buffalo because she dumped 400 feet of snow of them as a result. Upwards of eight feet fell due to cold temperatures the result of a wildly fluctuating jet stream combined with lake effect moisture. This is climate change in action as the changing ocean currents are affecting wind patterns which is why we have drought in the West, the movie Frozen playing out in real life in all 50 states, including somehow Hawaii, and rising sea levels that are doing visible damage to coastlines in places like MA and FL. Global warming is happening and just because it's brutally cold this past week, doesn't mean the Earth isn't warming. Smarter people than you know it is true, so stop trying to argue away the equivalent of gravity.

6)KKK/ The New Black Panthers- I hate racists. No one should be judged on the color of their skin but on their actions. This week, these polar opposites had a contest on who could out-stupid the other. The KKK threatened black people in Ferguson, basically double dog daring the community to do something that would allow them to shoot them on site. Anonymous retaliated by taking over their Twitter, Facebook and other social media accounts. They said they will release personal information if they continue to threaten black people, resulting in this hilarious tweet:

ATTENTION the coward basement faggots have taken control over @KuKluxKlanUSA COMPROMISED!!!

Anonymous has also told the local police to behave because otherwise they will set their hackers on them next.
Not to be outdone however, police in the area arrested several New Black Panthers who were making pipe bombs to be set off against the police when violence broke out. I have no great love for cops but this is way over the line. This group is described by the Southern Poverty Center as this:

The New Black Panther Party is a virulently racist and anti-Semitic organization whose leaders have encouraged violence against whites, Jews and law enforcement officers. Founded in Dallas, the group today is especially active on the East Coast, from Boston to Jacksonville, Fla. The group portrays itself as a militant, modern-day expression of the black power movement (it frequently engages in armed protests of alleged police brutality and the like).
Replace white with black and you have the KKK. Who would have thought two idiot hate groups would have so much in common?
5)Palestinians- Speaking of raving loons, two Muslim fundamentalist, racist dickheads killed five innocent people at a Synagogue in Israel this week, using meat cleavers to attack four rabbis and a cop. This is on top of a spate of attacks on Israeli civilians and soldiers with a variety of things like cars and knives. This is not the way to win sympathy but will have the opposite effect of hardening people's opinion against them and make things even worse. Terrorism never works. It didn't work in Chechnya, Ireland or Spain. What idiot thinks this time will be different? If you want peace both sides are going to have to give up some things they want and if past actions mean anything, the Palestinians never want to give up a single thing. This will eventually end badly for the group mired in poverty with substandard weapons against their foe. So keep it up guys because the more this happens, the less likely you will live to see peace one day.
4)Democrats- It's been an uneven week for the party. Obama did some great things and then went and nominated yet another Wall St crony to an economic position, to which Liz Warren screamed bloody murder about, and rightfully so. Mary Landau, down 20 points in the latest poll for her run off, ignored every reason she lost and doubled down on the idiotic Keystone Pipeline that is nothing more than one big blow job for big business. Her speech on Congress demanded a yes vote because this project would create "thousands of temporary jobs and millions of permanent ones." Facts say that at most, the total of permanent jobs would be somewhere between 35 and 50. That a far cry off from a million, Landau and this is why you are losing badly. Democrats better realize that appealing to their base is the only way to win and should ignore the crazy right wingers that are never going to vote for them. Nancy Pelosi snubbed Jon Gruber and his quite accurate "people are stupid," comment even though she could have easily used that as a context to the last election where morons voted for a party designed to screw them over. She also pissed off liberals by denying a proxy vote from Tammy Duckworth, as it allowed her to get a close friend into a position of power. It is stuff like this why they lost so badly.
3)Republicans- As bad as the left had it, the GOP fared far, far worse. Obama upstaged them on immigration, sending the right into a tailspin with no real idea how to fight back. Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and Bobby Jindal have started playing the "let's shut down the government" card again, all the while blaming Obama should such a thing happen, oblivious to the fact that that tactic didn't work at all last time, and echoed by Fox News of all places. Chris Wallace hammered Ted Cruz about it who looked as if he walked into a prize fight he was completely unaware and unprepared for. The GOP left DC with their tail between the legs amidst lots and lots of infighting. They were also slammed by news that the latest Benghazi report came out, a two year, GOP led one, that said the same thing the last 15 did: there was no evidence of any scandal or wrongdoing in the events leading up to Benghazi. Hell, it even proved Susan Rice's account as accurate. These bullshit commissions have cost millions of dollars and tied up Congress that needs to do things like job creations and wage increases. John Boehner proved to be as worthless as they come by suing the President for Obamacare changes that he himself wanted in the first place. So let me get this straight, you bitch about Obamacare and when Obama actually does what you want, you sue him for an illegal action? You sir, are a giant dick! Demographics spell disaster for them in 2016 as they will have 24 seats open in competitive states, like Kelly Ayotte in NH who is most likely going to lose badly as well as races in Wisconsin, PA and IL. Democrats have 1 out of ten that is likely to be close. As more people show up in Presidential races, especially one with no incumbent, the GOP will have to come up with a great candidate. The most likely scenario I keep hearing is another run from Romney. Yeah, that'll work.
2)MSM- These ass-clowns have done nothing but fan the flames of racism, sexism and bad journalism all week now. Their incessant Ferguson coverage is making the whole area a powder keg that they are rubbing their greedy little paws over. One article on ABC's news site said this:

In a recent interview with ABC News, Philadelphia Police Chief Charles Ramsey said people in “communities of color” often “don’t view us as people who really have the right to enforce laws or tell them what to do,” and sometimes it’s because of “the way they’ve seen us conduct ourselves in the past.”

“Not all cops, but all it takes is one,” Ramsey said. “As human beings, we tend to remember the one bad incident, not the 10 good ones that we may have experienced.”
On the other side of the spectrum, there are some uncomfortable facts that may be influencing how some police respond to African-Americans they encounter on routine patrols.
In particular, African-Americans are disproportionally represented in crime. According to the FBI, 4,379 blacks were arrested for murder last year, while 3,799 whites were arrested for murder – even though census numbers show there are six times more whites than blacks in the United States.
But as Ramsey said, crime statistics are no excuse for police bias.
Notice how many things are wrong with the above statement. First off, I don't care what color you are, back talking to a cop for any reason is asking to get beat upside the head. Do what he says because, otherwise, you are asking for it. Antagonizing someone you know is armed and can legally shoot you is Darwinism in action. Second, why are the crime statistics "racist?" Is it not possible that black people get arrested more because they commit more crimes? Just saying. Black youths DO commit far more crimes than all other races combined. That is not racism but fact according to FBI records and other stats suggest you are much more likely to be killed by a black man than any other race as well. Maybe it's not racism but reality and if it is, this is something the black community is going to have to accept instead of blaming white people for all their troubles. Look in the mirror first guys before pointing that finger anywhere else.
We have also discovered that our cowardly media was forced for decades to NOT report any of the incidents from Bill Cosby that have now reached fever pitch. They were threatened with lawsuits by Marty Singer, Cosby's lawyer, and these pussies just caved, even though one case in 2007 had multiple witnesses willing to come forward and the paper still killed the story. God forbid you guys fight for the first amendment and women's rights, but instead let this rapist pig get away with being a giant fuckhead forever. You guys are just as responsible as Cosby is.
1)Bill Cosby- If I still had any of my old Bill Cosby albums that I played constantly as kid, I'd burn them and send him the melted plastic. This guy is coming across as the biggest serial rapist in US history, a stunning fall from everyone's one favorite TV dad. Dozens of women have come forward, the most damaging coming out today when Michelle Hurd, a famous actress known for roles on Law and Order: SVU , which is ironic in and of itself, described  her encounter with Cosby like this:
LOOK, I wasn't going to say anything, but I can't believe some of the things I've been reading, SO here is MY personal experience:
I did stand-in work on The Cosby show back in the day and YES, Bill Cosby was VERY inappropriate with me. It started innocently, lunch in his dressing room, daily, then onto weird acting exercises were he would move his hands up and down my body, (can't believe I fell for that) I was instructed to NEVER tell anyone what we did together, (he said other actors would become jealous) and then fortunately, I dodged the ultimate bullet with him when he asked me to come to his house, take a shower so we could blow dry my hair and see what it looked like straightened. At that point my own red flags went off and I told him,
“No, I'll just come to work tomorrow with my hair straightened”.
I then started to take notice and found another actress, a stand-in as well, and we started talking….. A LOT …. turns out he was doing the same thing to her, almost by the numbers, BUT, she did go to his house and because I will not name her, and it is her story to tell, all I'll say is she awoke, after being drugged, vomited, and then Cosby told her there's a cab waiting for you outside.
I have ABSOLUTELY no reason to lie or make up this up!
Anyone that knows me, knows that!
Now you have a first hand account of my experience with Mr. Cosby.
Off you go…

This woman has no motive to lie. She's already famous. She's already worth lots of money. This could hurt her career more than help it so why say it if it's not true? Everyone of these women is telling the same story, none are cashing in (with several specifically refusing ANY money for their story), and unlike the Bryan Singer or John Travolta cases which seemed like money grabs, this unfortunately seems true. Bill Cosby has asked us to fact check these allegation which I have done and found them credible. The media appears to have covered this story up for decades, his lawyer made sure of it and Cosby raped his way across the country attacking teenage white women since the mid-60's. The scope of this is off the charts and I see it unlikely Cosby will be able to recover from this nor should he. So congratulation Bill Cosby, my one time comic hero, you are a sick bastard who should be locked away for the rest of your life for what you have done but as that won't happen I will have to be content with naming you my Douchebag of the Week and a front runner for mu upcoming Douchebag of the Year. I hope you get what Robin Williams had as ants eat your eyeballs, you sick, sick fuck! You are so Douchebag of the week. Dick!

Thursday, November 20, 2014


The allegations against Bill Cosby could not have come at a more racially charged moment. In what may be yet another OJ moment where a beloved black man is reduced to rubble by his own demons, Cosby has fallen. Part of this is his own fault by continuing to not address the problem directly, praying the issue will go away which he may get after tonight's Obama address and tomorrow's possible Ferguson verdict. It won't help his career either way because it is dead as a doornail even if the world detonates over the next 24 hours.
Many have questioned the women and why they didn't come forward. Having read their statements a lot of them did but were ignored by the press and even when the DA wanted to press charges, it was a he said/she said scenario where there was little hope of a conviction. Many have asked why these women kept going back and is something I also questioned until I looked into. Having read the stories of four women now, all with eerily similar stories, it comes down to naivety and a desire to get famous with Cosby's help. This kind of stuff has been going on since the beginning of time when powerful men abuse their status to get laid, consent be damned. A least two said they convinced themselves it didn't happen, until he did it again. And even then they didn't go to police as they just wanted to forget the whole thing. Years later, those things start to eat at you and I would know.

No, I was never raped, but I was tortured by the family dentist who never used Novocain during any procedure. Trust me you have never felt pain until some dick drills into three cavities in a day sans painkillers when you're eight. There is a reason why Marathon Man is so hard to sit through the "Is it safe?" scene. I haven't thought about it for years, but as you get older, these kind of things start to come back to you. I looked him up recently and found he died in 2001. I also found out he was war hero, had a big family, and was either a cheap bastard or secret sadist. Either way, I am glad he's dead and I hope he burns in hell. PS, I do not have PTSD when by all rights I really should. I guess I am lot tougher than most.
I never demanded my parents bring me to someone else (even I thought in hindsight I sure wish I had) because I didn't know any better. To me, I thought this was what going to the dentist was like; a horribly painful part of life. These girls, 18 or 19 years old, were in the same position. They simply didn't know any better. The allure of fame and the shame of thinking you brought this on yourself would have kept these girls mouths shut until some time later when they with wisdom they start to understand what really happened only it's too late to do anything about it. I don't think these women are lying anymore and if that's the case, Bill Cosby is a rapist piece of shit.

All of this comes on the heels of NBC idiotic decision to do another pay or play deal that blew up the last time they tried it with Michael J. Fox. He didn't get into a scandal, his show just flat out sucked, but NBC was stuck with 22 episodes they had to air that were as popular as a test pattern. Now it's going to cost $10 million to make this go away. The biggest ouchie was TV Land pulled all Cosby reruns, making his fellow cast mates swearing bullets behind closed doors as their cash cow just died 7th Heaven style. Maybe they can form a support group for TV dads who rape girls and children.
All of this is on the back of two racial issues that threaten the fabric of society. Tonight, Obama is going to sign an immigration executive order that the right wingers are comparing to Hitler's attack on Poland, conveniently forgetting that five previous Republican Presidents, including Reagan, Bush 1 and 2, which have all done exactly the same thing with NO outcry whatsoever. Rush Limbaugh is shoveling some bull that Reagan signed legislation that was not an executive order for amnesty which is stupid as there is thing called the Internet which has copies of EVERY executive order and he gave amnesty to illegal children in 1987 and later Bush 1 in 1989. There is some nitpicking over the circumstances but the truth is the President has this power rightfully and the Congress is doing everything they can to take more power for themselves which seems exceedingly much more dangerous.

We need immigration reform and the Republicans have been dragging their feet about this for more than a decade now. If Obama has to stand up and be the adult in the room, more power to him, figuratively of course.

And then there is the very strong possibility of the Ferguson verdict some time tomorrow, late I would estimate. At least 83 cities are preparing for protests, which I hope a vast majority are peaceful. I may not agree with what you have to say but every American has a right to have their voice be heard and peaceful protests are the bedrock of this society. However, if things go tits up, this could get ugly real fast. I am sure many places will have no issues, such as here in MA. But the closer you get to the epicenter of this shit storm, the more likely violence is going to happen. I agree with the black community that things have to change, but instead of blaming all white people, blame the white people in charge. We are all in the same boat, race be damned. I just wish black people would see it that way.
Racists are gearing up for a major fight, with the KKK arming themselves for a good old fashioned "Coon hunt," which is offensive beyond words. Unfortunately, a lot of these red necks are armed to the teeth and there are three times as many white morons as black ones. If race riots break out nationwide, fully expect racism to resume 1950's style. White people are getting PISSED about the constant negative attitudes that black people seem to have lately and this will not end well for anyone if this gets out of hand. We need to work together because this kind of crap is exactly what the elites want: us fighting each other instead of them. Just remember whites may outnumber blacks, but together we outnumber the rich and that is where our fury should be pointed at. They are to blame for raping us all Bill Cosby style. We are all drugged up, stressed out slaves that keep coming back to the Cos' abode on the slim hope that one day, we'll be rich and famous too but instead just leave with a sore asshole and cab fare.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Every group I have mentioned in the header is so guilty of this fact that it is almost embarrassing. NBC programming has been stuck in neutral for some time when it comes to comedies, a subject they were king of the hill for decades. Now, for the first time in recent memory, there is a solid chance that none of their remaining sitcoms will see next year, with Marry Me being the only possibility and that is iffy at best. The Democrats have proven they have no idea what the hell they are doing anymore with infighting, back stabbing and other things I have long lambasted the GOP for. Lastly, we have militant morons attacking innocent people in Israel, a proven failure of a tactic that these idiots seem oblivious to, facts be damned.
Let us start with NBC. While their reality programming and dramas have done well, their sitcom status has all but faded this year. 90% of the what they put on was unwatchable drek and were either cancelled, or soon to be cancelled. Parks and Rec is ending.  Marry Me, a really funny sitcom by the way, is barely hanging on. So what did NBC in their infinite wisdom throw as a Hail Mary? They said, "Let's bring back Bill Cosby. Everyone loves him. What could go wrong?" Unfortunately, Cosby's career appears to be ending due to a long string of women coming forth accusing him of sexual assaults, rape and other bizarre behavior from this man. This hurts because Bill Cosby is one of my favorite comedians ever and it's getting harder and harder to stand by him considering the vast amounts of information coming out that paints a very bleak picture of him.

Janice Dickerson is the latest to accuse him which brings the count to four who have come forward and at least 14 total who accused him in a lawsuit. The fact that none of these woman are seeking money or a book deal or anything like that, with some outright refusing any income for this to bolster their point, makes this look really, really bad for Cosby who may be joining Jeffrey Jones, Fatty Arbuckle and Stephen Collins on the dust bin of fame. The worst part is that I liked all of them and only Fatty's case appears to be bogus. If he did do all of this, then fuck Bill Cosby.
Netflix dropped their plans to release his latest stand up routine that was due Thanksgiving weekend and now NBC is stuck with a pay or play deal that will cost them $10 million to do absolutely nothing. The sitcom is DOA as no one is watching someone who is coming across as a dangerous rapist, who by the way is sinking his career by not coming out and either denying it forcefully or explaining why these women are wrong. Him shaking his head during the NPR interview was the most cringe-worthy thing I have heard since the ill-advised Jerry Sandusky/ Bob Costas one, where Sandusky all but admitted he boinks little boys. This isn't the eighties, Bill, where this will disappear due to lack of a 24/7 news cycle and the internet. Cosby must have a voodoo doll of Hannibal Buress right now due to his bit starting this tidal wave of bad press.

Seven minutes ago, NBC cancelled the upcoming Cosby sitcom and one has to wonder if the old Cosby show reruns might go away the same as 7th Heaven did for Stephen Collins. Right now, all the Cosby kids from their show must be sweating bullets knowing their cash cow might be headed for the garbage bin. Shame on you Bill Cosby if this true. If it isn't you have little time to salvage what's left of your career.

Speaking of salvaging their careers, Democrats have proven they have learned nothing from the last election. People didn't vote for the GOP en masse like the Republicans keep crowing about as stats show the most dismal turn out since 1942 and that was because most men were at war. People didn't vote because they didn't have anyone to really vote for. The left stayed home because the Democrats message was vague, ill conceived and poorly thought out. One of the worst ideas was to champion for the Keystone Pipeline which cost every single democrat who wanted it voted out of office as the left abstained and the right was never going to vote for them anyway. Talk about chasing windmills.
So did the Democrats do an about face and support the President in blocking this awful plan that would shield the Canadian company from any liability, create at best 50 permanent jobs and possibly pollute the area that feeds the world? Of course not. 13 Democratic traitors joined with the entire GOP but luckily fell far short of the 60 votes needed as people like Liz Warren filibustered this terrible plan. This is why we need less corporatists and more Progressives in Congress.

Nancy Pelosi was caught this week denying she ever heard of Jon Gruber, even though she mentioned him prominently in past speeches. She could have easily turned the "stupid voter" quote to her advantage by reminding people that a Republican controlled Congress might get rid of Social Security, environmental laws, minimum wages and other things voters actually want. As they voted for that, doesn't that imply stupidity? I've heard conservative pundits like Michael Regan say voters are stupid for electing President Obama twice. Why don't democrats do the same?
Pelosi also denied a proxy vote from Tammy Duckworth, as she's pregnant, unable to travel and a double amputee from her service in the military. But politics matter more than woman's rights as Pelosi wanted a buddy of her in a position of power instead and Duckworth's absence helped her greatly with that. What a bitch!

Lastly, we have the Palestinians who somehow have not figured out that never in the history of mankind has terrorism worked as a way to get what you want. It didn't work for the IRA. It didn't work for the Basques. It failed miserably in the 70's with groups like the Weather Underground and the Red Brigade. But why let the fact that this never works get in the way of a good blood letting. Five innocent people, four rabbis and a cop, were butchered by two douchebags who got filled full of holes for their troubles and their houses razed to the ground. "Yeah, that'll teach Israel" said absolutely no one.

I sympathize with the Palestinians but if you want peace there is only way to get it: renounce violence, give up on the right to return and recognize Israel. Do that and the world will be on your side to rebuild everything, Israel included. However, if you continue to slaughter innocent people, as they have been doing for weeks now, you will not only not get what you want, the world will turn their back on you as they have been doing in greater and greater numbers. Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Jordan, Egypt and others, which once supported you, have mostly turned their backs. Iran has even taken a much quieter tone which is telling. The terrorism method is so last century. Stop this, overthrow Hamas and get to actual peace talks which will give you almost everything you want, and most importantly, a way to get back to a normal way of life that doesn't require running from Israeli airstrikes every five seconds.
Why have we as species become so stupid when it comes to just about everything lately? And then we get mad when Jon Gruber says it to our faces, knowing full well he is right. The world is heading for a major disaster because this level or retardation will eventual end us all in one big ball of idiocy. WHHHEEEEE!