Wednesday, November 26, 2014

TEN THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS SNOWY THANKSGIVING

10) I am thankful I do not live in Ferguson, have a business in Ferguson, or am the DA in Ferguson. That all sounds sucky. Time magazine actually had an article today that said sometimes we need riots, especially if the people are black. No you don't. And the Boston Tea Party wasn't a riot as the idiot writer went on to use in comparison, but a specific attack upon the government who they were becoming pissed at. Had Ferguson ransacked the courthouse that would have been one thing, but looting the local gas and sip is hardly a good analogy. Rioting solves nothing. Getting involved with your community is. The two are polar opposites and unless the black community realizes this and soon, nothing is ever going to get better. And that DA is such a tool. He caused all of this. This should have gone to trial in this first place like George Zimmerman, who faced very similar charges. Yes, you were going to lose if you tried to prosecute Wilson, but Justice would have been served and seen. All this secrecy, plus the verdict read while standing in a puddle of gasoline, didn't help.
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9)I am thankful I have an awesome girlfriend whom I would like to marry one day. If I can ever raise enough money to do just that, it'll happen. At the rate the government is working toward that solution I think I should be married no later than 2024. Mazel Tov.

8)I am thankful to have a Japanese girlfriend and not live in Japan all the same. I love the Japanese people dearly but their country makes ours look functional. They have been in and out of recessions since the real estate collapse they suffered in 1990. Their economic solutions are a playbook from the GOP as they continue to try failed ideas that resemble trickle down economics in all its glory with the exact same predictable results. Their economy is in free fall and Abenomics is proving every bit as good as George W. Bush's. Their population is aging faster than they can keep up with and fewer people there are having children due to economic restraints that have been in place for a generation. Best off, half the country is an open air microwave oven as they still have dangerous radiation pouring from the Fukushima Nuke plant and which no one ever seems to talk about. This country is a blueprint for everything that is going to go wrong here or elsewhere on the planet. The mantra lately should be "Is Japan doing it? Then let's do something else."
7)I am thankful not to live in Africa. A collection of failed states, disease, corruption and poverty, these clowns make everyone else think," Sure am glad I don't live there," from the frozen wasteland of Siberia to the slums of Brazil to Detroit, everyone is happier not to live in Liberia. Anyone born into these societies must have been a real douchebag in some past life because a lot of that continent is hell of Earth. You have to feel bad for the few who live there who aren't corrupt, evil or stupid and they have to look around everyday and think, "I am surrounded by dorks." I feel the same way everytime I drive by a Taco Bell. Really, who is still eating that "food?"

6)I am thankful we have the best health care in the world. No? Second then? I see you shaking your head. Well thank God we are in third. Still nothing. Fifth? Tenth? It can't possibly be lower then twentieth? REALLY? Twenty fifth? Twenty Ninth? THIRTY? ARRGGHHH! Thirty fifth? Thirty Six? Thirty Seven? Thirty Seven, that's we are? WTF? We're between Slovenia and Costa Rico. But they don't have armies! Wait a minute. Could there be a correlation to the fact that we wildly overspend on military crap we do not even need and these countries instead said "Screw it?" What if we spent half on what we do on a military jobs program and gave that to health care instead? If we created price fixing so that we weren't getting the bejesus gorged out of the consumer and insurance companies? We could head into a new day of reasoning, understand and truth! NAAAAAA! (Thank you Steve Martin for that blatantly ripped off joke).

5)I am thankful I do not work for some jerk boss who micromanages every little thing and hovers over you constantly. I have had bosses like that, which sucked hard, and also appears to describe our President. Chuck Hagel is the fourth Secretary of Defense to quit under Obama, a record held since Truman. All paint Obama badly as a constant thorn in their side of getting everything done. So let me get this straight, Obama harangued the guy in charge of the Pentagon for the past six years, but couldn't be bothered to do anything with the health care web site disaster which he barely glanced at. Yeah, your priorities are perfect, Mr. President. (roll eyes and sigh here).
4)I am thankful I am not Bill Cosby, Stephen Collins or any moron picked up for kiddie porn. I don't cheat on my girl, I don't even fanaticize about underage girls or boys and most importantly, I do NOT DRUG AND RAPE WOMEN! How sad is it that the guy who played Cliff Huxtable turns out to be one of the most prolific serial rapists in American history? This ass needs to go away and anyone still going out to see this evil man is saying to everyone of his victims: "Yeah he may have slapped you with his big black cock, but he's really funny." The only thing funny about Cosby would be if each victim got to drug him and do to him what he did to them. His butthole should be the size of a manhole cover when they are done.

3)I am glad I am not a Republican. Sure the democrats had a terrible campaign and even worse candidates, but these douchebags aren't even in power and so far the House has passed a bill that would kick scientists off of science panels only to be replaced by industry lobbyists. The Keystone Pipeline is all they talk about, regardless of the fact that it has no economic benefit to the US and has no liability for the Canadian company when said spills occur. Hope you like our tax dollars going to aid foreign companies that the right constantly bitches about but are always behind it at the same time. There is going to be another commission looking into Benghazi because the 15 previous ones, costing 14 million dollars, just were not enough. They want to kill Obamacare but have no plan in place to replace it. They are actively talking about privatizing Social Security, which some like Jodi Ernst ran on and won somehow, and vouchering Medicare, which would put more costs on people who can least afford it. Yeah, these guys are awesome America.
2)I am thankful I do not have to leave the house today. Traffic yesterday broke records with the Mass Pike being backed up to Ireland. Today, we have heavy snow already falling and accumulating which of course as everyone knows, makes car travel so much more fun. Why worry just about the inattentive Mom I front of you when the 16 year old driving 90 behind you is so much more terrifying? And don't forget about the 88 year old next to you, driving on the highway because he got confused and now is stuck driving to Albany with his right blinker on, even though that would put him on the median. My buddy Darren is driving to NJ in this crap. The GWB should be the worst traffic anywhere today so I hope we likes long looks at the semis surrounding him and rusted steel because that will be his view until sometime tomorrow.
1)I am thankful to have this column and my regular readers who I hope to shine some light on dark subjects, to bring some humor to our dismal lives. If the world could learn to laugh about more things instead of immediately resorting to name calling and violence. well that would be great. It's not going to happen but I can dream. Happy Thanksgiving all. See you back here on Sunday.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

WHAT FERGUSON, MO SAYS ABOUT US ALL, REPUBLICANS GOING FOR BROKE OVER BENGHAZI AND OTHER THINGS THAT POINT TO THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND!

It has been a sad 24 hours. The Ferguson DA proved what a tool he was with one awful decision after another. Black people are making themselves up to be such savages that white people's racism is growing exponentially. Black leaders look like ineffectual, anti-intellectual douchebags that would make MLK cry in comparison. And the Republicans, not even in power yet, are already heading up another Benghazi witch hunt and are resurrecting Paul Ryan's budget plan, which voters have consistently said they hate due to priorities such as a Medicare voucher system (which would destroy it), privatizing Social Security (which would bankrupt it) and are peddling trickle down economics as their answer to everything regardless of the fact that over thirty years of data proves it doesn't work. Has this country lost it's mind?
Let's start with an a easy target after yesterday: black people. These idiots apparently don't realize that reverse the color scheme, change the date to 1950 where say a black man shot a white cop, and you'd have the equivalent of a good old fashioned lunch mob. So the same exact people who bitch about a noose hanging in a Worcester Post Office (which is in supremely bad taste let me add) is the same group running down the street with said noose for Officer Wilson. WTF? Lynch mobs, regardless of race, have no place in this society. White people were horrified when this happened way back when which is why it doesn't happen anymore. Where is that same outrage from black people? I sure didn't see it from media hound Al Sharpton or a lethargic Jesse Jackson. I hope when each of these losers die, MLK is waiting for them and instead of handshake, he kicks them in the balls. He would be horrified what had become of his sucessors

I looked over all the evidence they gave and truth be told, Wilson's story is backed up by the forensic evidence. Three autopsies all said the same thing that Mike Brown attacked Wilson in his car (also backed up by at least eyewitnesses), and then for some inane reason ran back toward him linebacker style. And while there are some inconsistencies with Wilson's story as his injuries do not suggest a huge beating by a much larger man, there is no evidence that Wilson had his hands up and was surrendering when shot which many, many people wrongfully claimed to see.
This is telling as a vast majority of the black community here lied to police for whatever reason, legitimate or not. And the stats I have recently uncovered suggest that not only is white racism almost non-existent, it is exploding in black communities as far back as the beginning of the new century.
A scientific study from 2005 called The Color of Crime suggest these facts:

• Police and the justice system are not biased against minorities.

Crime Rates
 • Blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery.
• When blacks commit crimes of violence, they are nearly three times more likely than non-blacks to use a gun, and more than twice as likely to use a knife.
• Hispanics commit violent crimes at roughly three times the white rate, and Asians commit violent crimes at about one quarter the white rate.
 • The single best indicator of violent crime levels in an area is the percentage of the population that is black and Hispanic.

Interracial Crime
• Of the nearly 770,000 violent interracial crimes committed every year involving blacks and whites, blacks commit 85 percent and whites commit 15 percent.
• Blacks commit more violent crime against whites than against blacks. Forty- five percent of their victims are white, 43 percent are black, and 10 percent are Hispanic. When whites commit violent crime, only three percent of their victims are black.
• Blacks are an estimated 39 times more likely to commit a violent crime against a white than vice versa, and 136 times more likely to commit robbery.
• Blacks are 2.25 times more likely to commit officially-designated hate crimes against whites than vice versa.

Gangs
• Only 10 percent of youth gang members are white.
• Hispanics are 19 times more likely than whites to be members of youth gangs. Blacks are 15 times more likely, and Asians are nine times more likely.

Incarceration
• Between 1980 and 2003 the US incarceration rate more than tripled, from 139 to 482 per 100,000, and the number of prisoners increased from 320,000 to 1.39 million.
• Blacks are seven times more likely to be in prison than whites. Hispanics are three times more likely

The methods used in this study are scientifically sound and show that black people are more likely to commit crimes and their sentences are usually longer because they almost always have a longer criminal record. I will try to devote a column about this later but for now I have other fish to fry.
The DA for all of this did nothing to help the situation. He should have brought this to trial, even if he it was a certain loser. Doing all of this behind closed doors in the equivalent of a secret trial was going to blow up in his face and it did. And why on God's green Earth do you wait until 8 at night to tell people about a verdict that was almost certainly going to explode in a rage of hostility? Do something like this a 5 in the morning when everyone's sleeping and by the time they get up, cops are waiting. Instead DA Dumbass wanted prime time coverage, screwing up everyone's shows last night as a bonus, and proceeded to make Wilson look like the hero and Brown to be a scumbag. Yeah, that'll make the crowd outside happy.

This is from Fivethirtyeight.com:

Former New York state Chief Judge Sol Wachtler famously remarked that a prosecutor could persuade a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich.” The data suggests he was barely exaggerating: According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, U.S. attorneys prosecuted 162,000 federal cases in 2010, the most recent year for which we have data. Grand juries declined to return an indictment in 11 of them.

If the prosecutor wants an indictment and doesn’t get one, something has gone horribly wrong,” said Andrew D. Leipold, a University of Illinois law professor who has written critically about grand juries. “It just doesn’t happen.”

Cases involving police shootings, however, appear to be an exception. As my colleague Reuben Fischer-Baum has written, we don’t have good data on officer-involved killings. But newspaper accounts suggest, grand juries frequently decline to indict law-enforcement officials. A recent Houston Chronicle investigation found that “police have been nearly immune from criminal charges in shootings” in Houston and other large cities in recent years. In Harris County, Texas, for example, grand juries haven’t indicted a Houston police officer since 2004; in Dallas, grand juries reviewed 81 shootings between 2008 and 2012 and returned just one indictment. Separate research by Bowling Green State University criminologist Philip Stinson has found that officers are rarely charged in on-duty killings, although it didn’t look at grand jury indictments specifically.
There are at least three possible explanations as to why grand juries are so much less likely to indict police officers. The first is juror bias: Perhaps jurors tend to trust police officer and believe their decisions to use violence are justified, even when the evidence says otherwise. The second is prosecutorial bias: Perhaps prosecutors, who depend on police as they work on criminal cases, tend to present a less compelling case against officers, whether consciously or unconsciously.
 
The third possible explanation is more benign. Ordinarily, prosecutors only bring a case if they think they can get an indictment. But in high-profile cases such as police shootings, they may feel public pressure to bring charges even if they think they have a weak case.
 
“The prosecutor in this case didn’t really have a choice about whether he would bring this to a grand jury,” Ben Trachtenberg, a University of Missouri law professor, said of the Brown case. “It’s almost impossible to imagine a prosecutor saying the evidence is so scanty that I’m not even going to bring this before a grand jury.”
 
What the DA here did have a choice over was when to release the information which was at the worst possible moment. This guy's an ass and deserves to be kicked out of office stat.
 
Then we have the Republicans who are clamoring for the Keystone Pipeline which will do absolutely nothing, are still screaming about Benghazi even though there is no proof of any wrongdoing (think lynch mob here again) and whose economic policies they keep trotting out are the exact same crap they have peddled for decades now with predictable, terrible results. And some of you out there voted for this crap? Democrats may have run a piss poor campaign, but believing anything the GOP says is equally stupid.
Maybe we should just elect people by random drawing because elections are killing us. Stop believing stupid shit. Global warming is real and can be seen with the naked eye in places like Glacier National Park which will soon have no glaciers. Black people commit more crimes than white people. Bill Cosby got away with raping women for so long by playing the race card. No more alright. And Republicans are the stupidest fuckers on the face of this Earth. Once we accept these truths to be self evident, maybe we can finally start moving forward with some real solutions.

Monday, November 24, 2014

THE FERGUSON GRAND JURY, LINDSEY GRAHAM, AND OTHER REALLY STUPID PEOPLE!

There has been a parade of stupid this past week from across the planet. Some super douchebag decided to carve his initials in the Coliseum in Rome for which he was hit with a 20,000 Euro fine, which is just under $25,000 US. Thank God he was from Russia and not here. Surprisingly, this is not the first time this has happened this year. Five others have been stopped by police for vandalizing the historic ruin, some Aussie moron and his child, a teenagers from Brazil and Canada. Considering six million visit each year (I've been there years ago when the whole structure was infested with cats), that's not bad, and then fact that no morons from the US is stunning as we seem to be some of the dumbest people on Earth, after Russia, it seems lately.
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The ass above who carved the letter K, allegedly for the Greek form of Christ, into a stone wall is being hailed as a hero by Christians who see no problem in defacing a protected site to preach the word of their imaginary God. Mind you, I believe in a God of sorts, just not this Zeus-like deity that everyone still thinks is real. It's a terribly unevolved view which proves we have not moved that far from the monkeys we are literally descendants of and something they throw their poo at the notion of.

There was a great, movie action scene in Russia recently when a security camera caught one guy be taken on by ten thugs who were harassing him and his girlfriend. What dumbasses didn't know was that the guy they were picking on was a world class boxer and martial artist. The two biggest came for him and he knocked them both out with one punch. A third unwisely came to help and he got staggered too. The others decided to stop as they didn't feel like going to the doctor's with a guaranteed concussion. The fact he hit each guy ONCE, before their hit the pavement hard, is telling. Never attack anyone you don't know. He may be a WAY better fighter than you, or even armed. Never fight unless you have no alternative, unless you want to wind up like these three losers.

Speaking of losers, will somebody please tell me why Lindsay Graham keeps winning elections? Are you seriously that stupid to not see what a top shelf idiot this asshole is? We are 14 million dollars and 15 commissions into the non-event called Benghazi, which should be the poster child for government waste. The latest GOP run study that looked at everything for two years, came to the exact same conclusion the previous 14 did and said absolutely nothing happened. I'll say it for the cheap seats: THERE IS NO FUCKING COVER-UP. God, it's like listening to birther nonsense or idiots who say we never went to the moon. ENOUGH! I know facts are hard to swallow when they disagree with your limited world view but for fuck's sake, grow up people.

This is from CNN:

"I think the report is full of crap," Graham told Gloria Borger on CNN's "State of the Union" on Sunday.
 
"I don't believe that the report is accurate, given the role that Mike Morell (deputy director of the Central Intelligence Agency at the time) played in misleading the Congress on two different occasions. Why didn't the report say that?"
 
"That's a bunch of garbage," Graham said. "That's a complete bunch of garbage."
 
The investigation also found the security at the diplomatic outpost was weak and also described a "flawed" process used to create talking points for House members and for then-U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, whose public statements after the attack incensed critics who said the administration was trying to avoid calling the attack terrorism.
So according to the report written by the GOP, Susan Rice did nothing wrong, actually blaming the CIA for conflicting data. So how did Graham respond:
 
"When Susan Rice was on television after the attack, she said on three different occasions the consulate was strongly, and significantly secure," Graham said. "Nothing could be further than that from the truth, and there's nothing in the talking points about the level of security."
 
To conclude, Graham says the findings of the report prove the House Intelligence Committee "is doing a lousy job policing their own."
 
"Anybody who has followed Benghazi at all knows that the CIA deputy director did not come forward to tell Congress what role he played in changing the talking points and the only way we knew he was involved is when he told a representative at the White House," Graham said.
Asked why the Republican chairman of the Intelligence Committee would be "buying a bunch of garbage," Graham simply replied, "good question."
 
Graham said he is going to take another look at the findings of the report.
 
"I'm going to do a hard review of this."
 
Fuck me! How hard is it for this moron to accept the truth? This is the very definition of insanity. "Well the facts contradict my world view, and as there can be no possible way I am wrong, those facts are obviously wrong instead and my delusions are real," said every schizophrenic ever and Lindsay Graham.
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The only way this jerk would ever accept reality would be to build a time machine and drop his sorry ass into the middle of Benghazi mid-attack. I give his pansy ass seconds before he wets himself and accidently dies in some stupid fashion. Even then, I am sure he still find something to nitpick Obama about.
 
Benghazi is over. IT'S OVER!
 
Lastly, we have Ferguson which according to CNN, and at this point only CNN so take that will a grain of salt,  the grand jury's decision will be announced today making tomorrow's topic a given. This whole thing has been one giant clusterfuck from start to finish. I know I am swearing a lot today but if there was ever a reason to swear, today would be it.
 
Think how this story is bad from start to finish. A black, racist who was unarmed gets shot by a white cop and because of a lack of cameras, we have a he said/he said story which is pitting cops versus the community. From there we had Captain McDouchebag who sent his poorly trained cops in their best soldier uniform where they proceed to act like some kind of retarded, fascist stormtroopers, further making things worse when riots broke out. Instead of doing the sensible thing and arrest Wilson, they decided to hold a secret grand jury, run by a prosecutor whose father was killed in the line of duty by a black guy. Nothing spells trust like a trial held totally behind closed doors while a guy with an axe to grind is in charge. What could possibly go wrong?
It hasn't helped that this has dragged on forever and the longer this goes on, the madder people are going to get. People have been on edge since last Friday and all this week and now here we are Thanksgiving week with a solid chance or riots and even a race war, depending where black people decide to riot. Go to the wrong neighborhood and police will be the least of their worries. Much as white people are unlikely to go Frog Hollow in Hartford after dark, black people may be similarly unwelcome in some redneck areas as well. This could end very badly which I am so hoping it doesn't. Violence will be the WORST idea for this as it will drive blacks and whites even further apart which may be what the elites have wanted all along. I have several black friends who live in crappy neighborhoods and they are not getting any better. Income inequality is affecting us all. If we could work together, maybe, just maybe, we could get somewhere. But I have a feeling after tonight, we will be as close as the democrats and the republicans.
 

Sunday, November 23, 2014

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: BILL COSBY!

Over the last six weeks, two of the most beloved dads in modern TV history, Stephen Collins and Bill Cosby, both self destructed. Collins had sex with a few underage girls when he was younger, which is bad, but nothing compared to the sheer amount of rape that Cosby is being accused of and by people who have NOTHING to gain by coming forward. It's game over for the Cos who will go down in history as one giant douchebag. So we lost Robin Williams, a great comedian and fine human being (who was also diagnosed with one of the worst diseases known to man thus the suicide) and Joan Rivers, who I adored and was also known for being a great person to work for, but we get to keep this rapist dick. Thanks God. Let's see those runner ups.
10)The UK and Weapon Control- The lunacy that is weapon control is being shown in fine form in the UK right now. After banning citizens from owning hand guns, studies from their own government show that violent crime has increased dramatically, especially rapes, daylight burglaries, muggings and other violent actions, although surprisingly the murder rate has not gone up significantly. Now these brain powers are talking about a knife ban. Yes, because if you can't defend yourself with a gun, let's make it even more difficult by banning swords, machetes and long kitchen knives. I am sure the local chefs can make due with a small pocketknife. Some are actually saying they want a ban on all pointy things. You can't make this stuff up. More guns equals less crime no matter what the loony left is telling you. Statistics back this up. Meanwhile the nanny state that is England is going to have to child proof the whole country to get their country totally safe. Sigh!

9)Artie Lang and the PC police- Can the super sensitive douchebags that seem to be everywhere lately chill the hell out? Lange wrote some offensive tweets that got him in all sorts of trouble. Here's some of what he wrote:

Trying to maintain erection and jerkoff to chick on First Take but they keep cutting back to Stephen A Smith and the white guy. Frustrating!

I attempt to whip @CariChampion cuz she disrespected the Jefferson Plantation but she grabs whip & beats me I cum like a fat founding father

After having 8 illegitimate kids together @CariChampion & I marry at The Knights of Columbus in Linden New Jersey. Prob with that?! F- Off!

Now to be fair, these comments are racist and sexist. They are also kind of funny. If we go after every comedian who makes an off color joke, humor is going to die out and all we have left are going to be stale sitcoms where the husband tries to get a new cake for the big party after he accidently sat in it. Hilarious! Because of this he has been banned from ESPN, got bumped from @Midnight and has had to endure the inevitable tour of shame where we force famous people to apologize non stop for whatever latest mock scandal the media can come up with. I am not saying that what he wrote was right, but we have Freedom of Speech here for a reason and the easily offended are taking those rights away. Stop being part of the PC police.
8)India- This past week, Obama actually decided to be President and made an executive order about immigration (more about that later) and signed a "leading from the front" treaty with China that will help reduce pollution and climate change disruptions in the future, which, or course, the GOP said would end all life on the planet or some equally stupid thing. But India, which is the third largest polluter on Earth, fared even worse than the Republican by telling us to take a flying leap because there was no way they were going to do anything that would hinder economic growth. So thanks India for doing absolutely nothing to solve a problem that is scientifically proven. I guess for now, you guys are honorary members of the Tea Party. Congrats.

7)Mother Nature- Apparently someone really pissed this bitch off in Buffalo because she dumped 400 feet of snow of them as a result. Upwards of eight feet fell due to cold temperatures the result of a wildly fluctuating jet stream combined with lake effect moisture. This is climate change in action as the changing ocean currents are affecting wind patterns which is why we have drought in the West, the movie Frozen playing out in real life in all 50 states, including somehow Hawaii, and rising sea levels that are doing visible damage to coastlines in places like MA and FL. Global warming is happening and just because it's brutally cold this past week, doesn't mean the Earth isn't warming. Smarter people than you know it is true, so stop trying to argue away the equivalent of gravity.

6)KKK/ The New Black Panthers- I hate racists. No one should be judged on the color of their skin but on their actions. This week, these polar opposites had a contest on who could out-stupid the other. The KKK threatened black people in Ferguson, basically double dog daring the community to do something that would allow them to shoot them on site. Anonymous retaliated by taking over their Twitter, Facebook and other social media accounts. They said they will release personal information if they continue to threaten black people, resulting in this hilarious tweet:

ATTENTION the coward basement faggots have taken control over @KuKluxKlanUSA COMPROMISED!!!

Anonymous has also told the local police to behave because otherwise they will set their hackers on them next.
Not to be outdone however, police in the area arrested several New Black Panthers who were making pipe bombs to be set off against the police when violence broke out. I have no great love for cops but this is way over the line. This group is described by the Southern Poverty Center as this:

The New Black Panther Party is a virulently racist and anti-Semitic organization whose leaders have encouraged violence against whites, Jews and law enforcement officers. Founded in Dallas, the group today is especially active on the East Coast, from Boston to Jacksonville, Fla. The group portrays itself as a militant, modern-day expression of the black power movement (it frequently engages in armed protests of alleged police brutality and the like).
 
Replace white with black and you have the KKK. Who would have thought two idiot hate groups would have so much in common?
 
5)Palestinians- Speaking of raving loons, two Muslim fundamentalist, racist dickheads killed five innocent people at a Synagogue in Israel this week, using meat cleavers to attack four rabbis and a cop. This is on top of a spate of attacks on Israeli civilians and soldiers with a variety of things like cars and knives. This is not the way to win sympathy but will have the opposite effect of hardening people's opinion against them and make things even worse. Terrorism never works. It didn't work in Chechnya, Ireland or Spain. What idiot thinks this time will be different? If you want peace both sides are going to have to give up some things they want and if past actions mean anything, the Palestinians never want to give up a single thing. This will eventually end badly for the group mired in poverty with substandard weapons against their foe. So keep it up guys because the more this happens, the less likely you will live to see peace one day.
4)Democrats- It's been an uneven week for the party. Obama did some great things and then went and nominated yet another Wall St crony to an economic position, to which Liz Warren screamed bloody murder about, and rightfully so. Mary Landau, down 20 points in the latest poll for her run off, ignored every reason she lost and doubled down on the idiotic Keystone Pipeline that is nothing more than one big blow job for big business. Her speech on Congress demanded a yes vote because this project would create "thousands of temporary jobs and millions of permanent ones." Facts say that at most, the total of permanent jobs would be somewhere between 35 and 50. That a far cry off from a million, Landau and this is why you are losing badly. Democrats better realize that appealing to their base is the only way to win and should ignore the crazy right wingers that are never going to vote for them. Nancy Pelosi snubbed Jon Gruber and his quite accurate "people are stupid," comment even though she could have easily used that as a context to the last election where morons voted for a party designed to screw them over. She also pissed off liberals by denying a proxy vote from Tammy Duckworth, as it allowed her to get a close friend into a position of power. It is stuff like this why they lost so badly.
3)Republicans- As bad as the left had it, the GOP fared far, far worse. Obama upstaged them on immigration, sending the right into a tailspin with no real idea how to fight back. Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and Bobby Jindal have started playing the "let's shut down the government" card again, all the while blaming Obama should such a thing happen, oblivious to the fact that that tactic didn't work at all last time, and echoed by Fox News of all places. Chris Wallace hammered Ted Cruz about it who looked as if he walked into a prize fight he was completely unaware and unprepared for. The GOP left DC with their tail between the legs amidst lots and lots of infighting. They were also slammed by news that the latest Benghazi report came out, a two year, GOP led one, that said the same thing the last 15 did: there was no evidence of any scandal or wrongdoing in the events leading up to Benghazi. Hell, it even proved Susan Rice's account as accurate. These bullshit commissions have cost millions of dollars and tied up Congress that needs to do things like job creations and wage increases. John Boehner proved to be as worthless as they come by suing the President for Obamacare changes that he himself wanted in the first place. So let me get this straight, you bitch about Obamacare and when Obama actually does what you want, you sue him for an illegal action? You sir, are a giant dick! Demographics spell disaster for them in 2016 as they will have 24 seats open in competitive states, like Kelly Ayotte in NH who is most likely going to lose badly as well as races in Wisconsin, PA and IL. Democrats have 1 out of ten that is likely to be close. As more people show up in Presidential races, especially one with no incumbent, the GOP will have to come up with a great candidate. The most likely scenario I keep hearing is another run from Romney. Yeah, that'll work.
2)MSM- These ass-clowns have done nothing but fan the flames of racism, sexism and bad journalism all week now. Their incessant Ferguson coverage is making the whole area a powder keg that they are rubbing their greedy little paws over. One article on ABC's news site said this:

In a recent interview with ABC News, Philadelphia Police Chief Charles Ramsey said people in “communities of color” often “don’t view us as people who really have the right to enforce laws or tell them what to do,” and sometimes it’s because of “the way they’ve seen us conduct ourselves in the past.”

“Not all cops, but all it takes is one,” Ramsey said. “As human beings, we tend to remember the one bad incident, not the 10 good ones that we may have experienced.”
 
On the other side of the spectrum, there are some uncomfortable facts that may be influencing how some police respond to African-Americans they encounter on routine patrols.
 
In particular, African-Americans are disproportionally represented in crime. According to the FBI, 4,379 blacks were arrested for murder last year, while 3,799 whites were arrested for murder – even though census numbers show there are six times more whites than blacks in the United States.
But as Ramsey said, crime statistics are no excuse for police bias.
 
Notice how many things are wrong with the above statement. First off, I don't care what color you are, back talking to a cop for any reason is asking to get beat upside the head. Do what he says because, otherwise, you are asking for it. Antagonizing someone you know is armed and can legally shoot you is Darwinism in action. Second, why are the crime statistics "racist?" Is it not possible that black people get arrested more because they commit more crimes? Just saying. Black youths DO commit far more crimes than all other races combined. That is not racism but fact according to FBI records and other stats suggest you are much more likely to be killed by a black man than any other race as well. Maybe it's not racism but reality and if it is, this is something the black community is going to have to accept instead of blaming white people for all their troubles. Look in the mirror first guys before pointing that finger anywhere else.
 
We have also discovered that our cowardly media was forced for decades to NOT report any of the incidents from Bill Cosby that have now reached fever pitch. They were threatened with lawsuits by Marty Singer, Cosby's lawyer, and these pussies just caved, even though one case in 2007 had multiple witnesses willing to come forward and the paper still killed the story. God forbid you guys fight for the first amendment and women's rights, but instead let this rapist pig get away with being a giant fuckhead forever. You guys are just as responsible as Cosby is.
1)Bill Cosby- If I still had any of my old Bill Cosby albums that I played constantly as kid, I'd burn them and send him the melted plastic. This guy is coming across as the biggest serial rapist in US history, a stunning fall from everyone's one favorite TV dad. Dozens of women have come forward, the most damaging coming out today when Michelle Hurd, a famous actress known for roles on Law and Order: SVU , which is ironic in and of itself, described  her encounter with Cosby like this:
 
LOOK, I wasn't going to say anything, but I can't believe some of the things I've been reading, SO here is MY personal experience:
I did stand-in work on The Cosby show back in the day and YES, Bill Cosby was VERY inappropriate with me. It started innocently, lunch in his dressing room, daily, then onto weird acting exercises were he would move his hands up and down my body, (can't believe I fell for that) I was instructed to NEVER tell anyone what we did together, (he said other actors would become jealous) and then fortunately, I dodged the ultimate bullet with him when he asked me to come to his house, take a shower so we could blow dry my hair and see what it looked like straightened. At that point my own red flags went off and I told him,
“No, I'll just come to work tomorrow with my hair straightened”.
I then started to take notice and found another actress, a stand-in as well, and we started talking….. A LOT …. turns out he was doing the same thing to her, almost by the numbers, BUT, she did go to his house and because I will not name her, and it is her story to tell, all I'll say is she awoke, after being drugged, vomited, and then Cosby told her there's a cab waiting for you outside.
I have ABSOLUTELY no reason to lie or make up this up!
Anyone that knows me, knows that!
Now you have a first hand account of my experience with Mr. Cosby.
Off you go…

This woman has no motive to lie. She's already famous. She's already worth lots of money. This could hurt her career more than help it so why say it if it's not true? Everyone of these women is telling the same story, none are cashing in (with several specifically refusing ANY money for their story), and unlike the Bryan Singer or John Travolta cases which seemed like money grabs, this unfortunately seems true. Bill Cosby has asked us to fact check these allegation which I have done and found them credible. The media appears to have covered this story up for decades, his lawyer made sure of it and Cosby raped his way across the country attacking teenage white women since the mid-60's. The scope of this is off the charts and I see it unlikely Cosby will be able to recover from this nor should he. So congratulation Bill Cosby, my one time comic hero, you are a sick bastard who should be locked away for the rest of your life for what you have done but as that won't happen I will have to be content with naming you my Douchebag of the Week and a front runner for mu upcoming Douchebag of the Year. I hope you get what Robin Williams had as ants eat your eyeballs, you sick, sick fuck! You are so Douchebag of the week. Dick!