Saturday, June 11, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: JANET NAPOLITANO AND THE TSA

Having gone through my own near arrest at the hands of the TSA, Janet Napolitano continues to be one the worst people at her job that I have ever seen. George Bush after a lobotomy and ingesting a ton of lithium would be better than this cow. Let's see those runner ups.

1)The Main Stream Media (MSM)- This week all that happened world wide was Weinergate, Sarah Palin on her vacation/I wanna be President maybe tour, Casey Anthony's trial, and the whole sale destruction of Arizona by wildfires. That's about it. They seem to have forgotten key stories like Venezuela severing all ties with the US which may or not be true. It has only appeared on Iranian media so it's veracity is most likely doubtful. I've read their news. It's North Korean lite. But, it would be nice if the MSM at least addressed this issue, making Iran look more foolish if it is indeed false, and an easy win for our side. How about stories about how police are becoming more and more out of control? Or the flipside where gang violence is increasing as the youth of this country finds lesser and lesser chances for achievement? The media is Corporate owned and have their own agenda. That's why I'm hoping that you readers out there spread the word about this site. I deal in facts, not half truths and I'm happy to debate anybody about what I write here. Truth may be on my side but I'm not so arrogant to not admit when I am wrong which does happen on occasion. No one is right every time. Not even me. Rats.

2)The Economy- If plummeting down a steep cliff is fun keep watching the Dow as politics, world wide issues and China all accidentally conspire to run our economy off the rails. We have done nothing to fix the problem over these past three years (way to go Obama and our worthless Congress and Supreme Court). As a result, as seen in previous posts, we are headed for a ditch the size of the Grand Canyon. Fear is spreading. TV ads are being pre sold in a rate unseen in the media as many executives feel the economy is headed south and they won't get the same rates a few months from now. Economists are becoming increasingly nervous about treasury bonds, gas prices and a creeping inflation that is wiping many people out. Add the fact that no good jobs are being created all lead to one earth shattering kaboom. The cherry on top is the fact that housing prices are going to slide more than at any point during the Great Depression to 37%, way above the 30% high in the 1930's. So what's the main cause for all this doom and gloom. See below and tell me you're surprised.

3)Republicans- This playing chicken with the debt ceiling is already causing the exact havoc that they all said would NEVER happen. Maybe you assh#$es should stop figuring out new ways to humiliate the President and look and around and see F%^KING ROME IS BURNING. The Chinese are selling off our treasuries like they came from Fukishima. Here's a quote:

In our opinion, the United States has already been defaulting," Guan Jianzhong, president of Dagong Global Credit Rating Co. Ltd., the only Chinese agency that gives sovereign ratings, was quoted by the Global Times saying.

Washington had already defaulted on its loans by allowing the dollar to weaken against other currencies -- eroding the wealth of creditors including China, Guan said

The US government will run out of room to spend more on August 2 unless Congress bumps up the borrowing limit beyond $14.29 trillion -- but Republicans are refusing to support such a move until a deficit cutting deal is reached.

Ratings agency Fitch on Wednesday joined Moody's and Standard & Poor's to warn the United States could lose its first-class credit rating if it fails to raise its debt ceiling to avoid defaulting on loans.

A downgrade could sharply raise US borrowing costs, worsening the country's already dire fiscal position, and send shock waves through the financial world, which has long considered US debt a benchmark among safe-haven investments.

Beijing cut its holdings of US Treasury securities for the fifth month in a row to $1.145 trillion in March, down $9.2 billion from February and 2.6 percent less than October's peak of $1.175 trillion, US data showed last month.

Does any of that sound like good news? Oddly it is also what every good economist said would happen if we default on the debt ceiling and it's happening right now not in some imaginary future Republicans live in where no one is poor, free markets work perfectly and the 1950's never ended. Too bad that's not what is occurring. And here's the funny part. There is a huge number of people who think that they ARE the answer. Idiots. Vote for a majority of Republicans and watch your standard of living end.

4)The Police- There are so many stories of police brutality this week I can't even begin to list them here. Google it and see how many hits you get. Frightening.

5)TSA and Napolitano- I was nearly arrested last week after my girlfriend was pulled aside by the Philadelphia TSA for what I thought was going to be a good ole fashioned groping. She has issues with that, and who wouldn't, and she started having a fit after being pulled aside to stand in a small roped off enclosure. They wisely just checked her hands for explosives and let her go but, for a few minutes, I thought for sure they were going to touch her head to toe, something she would never have allowed. I was about to get my camera to film the whole thing when they let her go and we left to catch out flight. I'll never get her on a plane again until they fix this. Had this escalated, I have no idea what would have happened but I'm fairly certain my arrest would have been imminent because I wouldn't have stopped filming until they tased me. And I have quite the temper if you make me angry. Plus ten years of martial arts expertise. Trust me, this could have gotten really ugly.

As if my personal experience wasn't enough, this week the TSA manhandled a mentally challenged 29 year old and confiscated his toy hammer that he had since he was nine. They later said they went too far. Shocker. They also want to prevent ALL filming at check points. So in other words, they want to rape you and not provide any evidence of said crime. Nazi Germany here we come. And speaking of Nazis, let see what our douchebag of the week had to say. Trust me it's a doozy. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the comic genuis of Janet Napolitano:

"You’re not using good logic there. You’ve got to use actual intelligence that you received. And, so, you might — all you’ve given me is a kind of status. You have not given me a technique for tactic or behavior. Something that would suggest somebody is not Muslim, but Islamic, that has actually moved into the category of violent extremists,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said at a forum on U.S. security and preventing terrorist attacks.

“We have ways to make some of those cuts. And they involve the intel that comes in, the analysis that goes on. For example, we often times, for travelers entering the United States, we won’t not do what is called a secondary inspection just because they are a 35-year- old male who appears to be Muslim, whatever that means. But we know from intelligence that if they have a certain travel pattern over a certain period of time, that should cause us to ask some more significant questions than if we don’t.”

In other words, my quiet, tiny Japanese girlfriend poses a threat but Akmed Mohammed from the Sudan should just pass right through because we don't want to hurt his feelings? ARE YOU HIGH? As for those travel patterns you speak so highly about Janet, that would have stopped the underwear bomber, which it didn't. Or the Times Square bomber from getting on the plane and almost escaping. Your system sucks. Your own security force gets weapons through nine times out of ten. Not only is the TSA breaking the law, humiliating passengers and causing the tourism rate to plummet, but they are inept as well. I rarely say this and mean it, but I hope you get cancer and die a painful death. I loathe your existence and you could quite possibly be one of the worst public officials of all time. Your idiocy is staggering. I am STUNNED every time you say anything. You are indeed Douchebag of the Century. Congratulation on your new exalted title bitch.

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