DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: THE GOVERNMENT

With all levels of government completely out of touch with the people, this was a no brainer. Let's look at those runner ups.

1)Iran-Assuming they really were stupid enough to put all their trust into an act of war with a pot smoking, alcoholic used car salesman, either Iran has dumber people in charge than we do (let that one sink in for a moment) or this whole thing is a sham designed to detract away from the growing number of protests worldwide. Assuming for the sake of this argument that they were behind it, what an incredibly stupid thing to do. Iran has proven that they cannot be trusted. What do you think they'll do if they have nuclear weapons? If this plot is real, and it may very well be, Iran may have just started WW3. Rumors still exist that an attack on Iran may happen in the next few weeks and I do have to wonder if the story of Green Berets being sent into Uganda may may a cover story to mask troop movements world wide. This action, fiction or not, have radically shifted the power balance and what steps will be taken are unknown at this time. Either way, Iran has further isolated itself from the world.

2)People Against the Protesters- With Governors, mayors and the public against the protests all I can say is what you a-holes have been saying to us for years: "If you don't like it, go the hell back to China or Russia or whatever communist country you like, you pinko bastards." Wow, that felt good. Apparently unaware that this country was founded on protests (and violent ones at that), the morons have said that these hippies need to get a job and a life, which is exactly what they are fighting for. Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper, arrested everyone protesting at a local park yesterday for "safety" concerns. Yeah, cause hippies are so dangerous. Look at what happened at Kent State when rampaging hippies killed dozens of armed police, of wait a minute, reverse that. Hickenlooper should be sued, tarred and feathered. Anyone voting for that man in the next election should be branded a traitor to the state and appropriate action taken against the new Tories, the same ones spreading venom across the Internet with the stupidity. These protesters are doing what you won't: fighting for the survival of this country. Bloomberg was smart enough to see the writing on the wall and stopped what would have been a riot before it happens. Why can't anyone else?

3)Herman Cain- This numnuts is against the protesters, won't name his economic advisers for his ill-advised 999 plan and has zero foreign policy experience. Yet the teatards love him. Death to the Tea Party. If this fascist bastard somehow gets into office, we are all so screwed. Not that he has a chance in hell at this point. Rick Perry still does, somehow.

4)Government- Yes the entire government has fallen into despair now that it is officially not believed about anything by anyone anymore. While previous presidents must take their licks for screwing things up, Obama has been singularly perfect for destroying all faith in a our government. He let drag out the idiotic birth certificate fiasco to such a point where a film of his birth could have been shown and it would have been deemed a fake. His lie after lie for campaign promises have all but destroyed his base and the only reason his numbers aren't lower is that GOP have taken it upon themselves to be even worse. Any person who calls himself a Rethuglican anymore is seriously delusional and probably dangerous. Our Supreme Court is a joke. Our congress approval is down to 12%. The Rapture chart is set 185, the highest number ever recorded (this number tracks people who think the world is ending). The worst part is that I am one of this number. There is talk that along with the particles causing mutations coming from the sun (haven't heard about that except on this site for the most part), now comes word a gravity wave is headed this way that could wipe out our solar system. Whether there is any truth to that is debatable. The point is everything is believable because faith in the government has collapsed. Our money is worth only what we believe it to be and that faith is coming to an end. We have been told so many lies and half truths that we do not believe anything from anyone anymore. We need to get rid of our entire government system, how we do economics, everything. This will not be achieved through just peaceful ways. A war is coming. I hope we are prepared for the consequences. So congratulations US government, you are douchebag of the week.