DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: QUADDAFI

Another no brainer this week, let's see those runner ups.

1)Obama- Desperately trying to lose the next election, Captain numnuts has decided to piss on his base for what will almost certainly be the last time. In a sure fire bet to lose California, Obama has decided to break another campaign promise by going after medical marijuana users, distributors, and even landlords in a fascist attempt to crush state rights. The ATF and the Justice Department have teamed up to go after anyone selling pot in the state, legal or not. Wow, most be great that we've solved the economic crisis's that have dogged you since day one. Yup, those protesters should be going away any day now. Keep waiting loser while your popularity continues to slide. You've turned a sure fire win into an almost certain loss at this point. Short of Herman Cain or Rick Perry getting the nomination, you are a one term President. If Romney gets the nom, I'm voting for him. Why would I vote for a republican you ask? Because at this point, either the person will be far, far better than what we have now, or the new guy will screw things up so badly that the revolution forming in the street will be pushed into overdrive. Either way, I'm happy. I am pissed at Obama right now and the poll numbers suggest so is everyone else. STOP SCREWING OVER YOUR BASE IF YOU WANT TO WIN IDIOT!

2)Republicans- This weeks eighth debate showed that most of candidates running for office are the best reason why Obama may win a second term. Not one of these people is worth voting for with the least icky, somehow, being Mitt Romney. It's too bad he won't stand up for his health care plan which has worked tremendously in this state and would work just fine across the country. But since the GOP has demonized any form of fixing our broken health care system, no one is willing to lead on this issue. And leadership is what we desperately need right now. No matter who wins the next election, we are probably screwed. Thanks Tea Party for giving the most right wing morons you could find.

3)Tea Party- The same group that started the protests are now the ones being the most vocal against it. When did you guys become the official Nazi party which is exactly what you are. You are fighting the fight for a fascist state and you don't even seem to know it. Dumb asses. You should be joining the protests, not fighting against it. And people like Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter need to shut the hell up. We're full up on crazy right now. And Herman Cain is the leader of the stupid. The fact that he's leading in the polls makes me wonder just what lead based drink, the GOPers are drinking. Wake up and smell the coffee that this moron's foreign policy experience makes Obama look like the leader of the UN.

4)Quaddafi- Word come out today that everyone's favorite crazy dictator met an inglorious end when rebels killed him and filmed the body (Obama should see how this kills any conspiracy theories that might be out there). This idiot had every chance to leave and spend his days in luxury in another country. But no, he decided to fight to the end and now he's dead. So congratulations from your new home (one that is considerably warmer I would guess) on you Colonel Quaddafi, you are douchebag of the week.