DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: EVERYONE HINDERING THE PROTESTS

As I predicted some time ago (look back at previous posts if you don't believe me) we have entered the final stage of the decline of a society: revolution. Rocketing past apathy and anger, the previous two stages, we have finally woken up to the harsh realities that press us every day. Government is not there to protect you. Corportaions are not there to protect you. The Justice system is not there to protect you. We, THE 99, as we are being called have come to say enough is enough. The protests being staged are some the longest continuous protests EVER in the history of this country. With unions joining in numbers are swelling and protests are spreading nation wide. For the first time in the history of this column, we will have a multi tied tie between all the people who have conspired this week to take away your rights to protest. The list is shocking. We will briefly talk about the few others who also did douchey things but the main brunt will be about how the elite are flexing their muscle.

1)Turkey- Erdogan continues to stoke the flames of war by standing by his threat to send Turkish warships against the Israeli blockade. Hope he likes losing because their Navy is no match versus Israel. However, this will almost certainly to lead to a war we want no part of. Pray this is empty rhetoric.

2)The Tea Party- In an interview this week about the protests, Karl Dennings, the founder of the Tea Party said he was disgusted with what his group had become and that the real people were those protesting now. When your group founder says you've been sold out, you might want to listen. The Tea Party is fascism. This is not hyberable. They may be part of the 99, but they are not THE 99. The Tea Party must be abolished. These protests are a good start.

3)The Economy- With the Euro hanging by a thread, stock plunged again this week. Many market pundits say the world is headed for disaster. With revolution growing, expect some diversions, real or imagined in the next few weeks.

4)Chris Christie supporters- I can't tell if this some devious plot to ruin a career or if their really are people dumb enough to believe Cristie could become President. Like the rest of the candidates, they look great on paper, but when they actually see what each stands for, they lose interest fast. Christie is pro-choice (bye evangelicals), pro gun control (bye NRA support and gun owners) and anti-union (bye union voters). He'll get creamed in national election as Obama can actually say gun owners would be safer under him putting the GOP controlled NRA (the main reason I don't support the group) in quite the hypocritical bind. So go ahead and run but you'll lose for sure and your career will be over.

5)Everyone else- Let start up this sub group with

A)MSM-Another week of protests, now entering its second, and no one seems to have a camera. Oh, except for the thousands of people there doing your job and posting live shots and videos via the web. Congrats to Keith Olbermann of Current TV and Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNBC for being the only two in the country giving any attention to the biggest story of the decade. And you still haven't heard about Clarence Thomas being under investigation for tax fraud and possibly bribery. Unless you read my column about it months ago when it first broke. Sad that you'll get better news here than an actual newspaper.

B)Google and Yahoo- These ass$%holes (and here I am on their blog site tee hee) have been of fire lately. Yahoo was caught red handed blocking emails about the protests, while Google "accidentally" removed the Actvist Post website (since restored) and also blocking info about the protests. This isn't China people (not yet). If this continues, legal action will have to be the first line of defense. I'm sure there is a lawyer out there willing to take it on.

C)Banks-Protests have broken out in front of Bank of America's across the country, not only for their fraud and mortgage mess, but for having the balls to raise fees on people struggling to make ends meet. The response has been overwhelming: they hate it. Not learning for Netflix's debacle, I now know even more people leaving the troubled bank. You guys aren't the only game in town and I have a feeling your deposits are going to drop like the stock market. And don't cry poverty to us as the reason for raising fees, douche. We know you have plenty.

D)Mayor Bloomberg- This billionaire ass should know when to shut the F up. Calling the protests idiotic and a slap in the face to people working at banks making $50,000 a year is the equivalent of "let them cake." Remember how that turned out or has expensive caviar and champagne turned your brain to mush? And by the way, $50,000 is a great salary now days where the average is 31,000 dollars and dropping but the percentage of hedge fund managers and bank CEO's who make that are zero. We're protesting you dumb ass. Not the one percent but we are THE 99. Remember us.

E) NYPD- The winners of this week's multi stage douchebag column by a mile. These morons were caught roughing up dozens of people showing how not very different we are from China or Egypt. The cops, the government, the elites are all laughing about your protest. The cops are the stormtroopers for the elites. You do not need a permit to protest no matter what the cops say. It's not free speech if you tell me when and where I can say it. The douchebag of the week goes to Anthony Bologna, the police LT who pepper sprayed unarmed teenage girls. This ass needs to go. Demand his firing in NY people. So congrats to the NYPD for helping prove our point about this country and the fascist state it has become. And congratulations for Tony Baloney for being this week's douchebag of the week. Ass.