Thursday, February 10, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK:LINDSEY LOHAN

There was some rather odd douchebags this week instead of the usual parade of dumbasses. Let's get to it.

1)Anti-conspiracy pundits- My track record on sniffing out lies hit an all time high this week as Wikileaks and the FOIA exposed more lies we have been led to believe as truths. A recent document exposed by Julian Assange reveled that the first Iraq war was bull. We already knew that the "nurse" who said Kuwaiti babies were being thrown into incinerators was a fabrication, but now comes hard core proof that we started the whole thing. A recent communication between a US envoy and the White House show that the envoy was instructed to tell Saddam that invading Kuwait was not a problem and we wouldn't retaliate. Oops. So much like every war since WW2, the reasons for war were lies. There's a word for that. It's called treason. On top of that, the efforts of a lawyer to find out about OKC and the death of his brother at the hands of the FBI (in a case of mistaken identity) has uncovered a bombshell through the Freedom of Information Act. It is now known that the FBI received a bomb threat the day before the bombing and did nothing. They didn't evacuate the building, they didn't send in search digs, nothing. Why? This is on top of explosive expert General Patin who testified that that bomb couldn't have caused the damage done (and verified through explosive testing) without interior pineapple bombs, federal offices were mysteriously understaffed or empty that day and even the Army doesn't deny that photos taken of a similar Ryder truck was at a nearby Army base. In the past year we have discovered that Pan Am 103 didn't happen the way they told us and released the suspect after the trial started going very badly, the death bed confession of E Howard Hunt and declassified documents have shown that Oswald was an agent of the government, thermite dust was found in WTC samples, and reasons for the start of the Iraqi war weren't what they told us. What else are they lying to us about? Apparently everything.

2)The Weather- Christ it's cold. The forty feet of snow has now coalesced into a solid ice ball and in a good news bad news scenario, at least the bitter air has kept the latest two storms form pummeling us with more snow. Come on Spring.

3)NY State Senator Christopher Lee- Not to be confused with the actor best known for playing villains, Republican Senator Lee was forced to resign this week after half naked pictures surfaced on the Internet. The pictures weren't what killed his career but rather that dumb ass sent them to some woman he met on Craigslist in the hopes of an affair, Another "family values" Republican bites the dust and may swing the balance back Democratic in the New York Senate. Way to go dude.

4)Lindsey Lohan- Watching the falling star is almost painful at this point. Uber hottie Lohan was arrested this week after stealing a very expensive diamond necklace from a local jeweler. Also facing charges for assault during her rehab, Lohan is heading to prison again. Grand theft charges show she's facing three years in prison and won't be out in thirteen days like last time. Her career, as of this moment ,is kaputz as she is uninsurable. What sucks is that she was actually a good actress. Much like Mel Gibson (whose latest film The Beaver has been pushed again), Lohan is entering the dark side of fame that no one wants. So congratulation Lindsey you are douchebag of the week.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: HOSNI MUBARAK

Was there really any doubt as to who would be the douchebag of the week? Let's look at those runner ups, a few of which a real doozies. A big shout out though to Fox News who ripped apart the new unemployment numbers as total garbage and Donald Trump for also saying the government is being less than honest about the real state of the economy.

1)Obama- Can this douchebag please stop doing everything that democrats are known for? His handling of the Egyptian crisis has been day late and a dollar short and now when the new government eventually forms they may not be exactly foaming at the mouth to be our new best buddy. Part of being President is knowing which way the wind is blowing and this idiot can't even see when a hurricane is approaching. Anti Muslim sentiment is at an all time high with people in this country calling for a ban on all Muslim immigration and heads of state like British PM Cameron saying that unless we start addressing Muslim fundamentalism in Europe and abroad, we face catastrophe. When heads of state start saying things like this, my prediction of Muslim interment camps don't sound so offbeat. Don't fall for this line of reasoning. True, fundamentalism across the board needs to be wiped out, but don't let people convince you all Muslims are bad. They aren't. Obama has also screwed the pooch with his latest unemployment numbers that show the rate decreasing even though only 36,000 jobs were created last month. The main reason the number is decreasing is more and more people are being forced off unemployment and out into the streets. Even Fox News says the real rate is at least 16%. STOP LYING TO US, DOUCHEBAG.

2)Global Warming Deniers- I have had it with idiots who look at the record snow falls and doubt global warming because why we would have snow if it's getting warmer? Because that's exactly what should happen. "Scientists," are raking Gore over the coals over the fact that severe storms, some much worse than modern day ones, are typical of a dynamic environment like we have. Unfortunately, they didn't all happen at once like today's storm are occurring. We have record floods, snowstorms, earthquakes, volcanoes, and temperature fluctuations the likes of which haven't been seen in thousands of years and never all at once. To explain to the morons out there why this occurring here goes. Warm air contains more moisture than cold air. Heat rises. When winter comes, the hot air rises over the cold air and eventually precipitation falls to the ground. As the cold air is below the hot air, that moisture turns into ice and snow. GOT IT?

3)Cynthia Stroum- If you're wondering who this is you wouldn't be alone. This shmuck de jour got a great cushy job as Ambassador to Luxembourg by basically bribing Obama. After donating millions to his campaign, which she got as a studio executive with WB and some insider stock tips, she got the post she wanted to a country the size of Rhode Island. In less than a year, she alienated the country and the aides she worked with. She was so bad, aides demanded to be sent to Iraq or Afghanistan. She was so bad , people would rather be in a war zone than deal with her. She was fired (or quit depending on what you read) after outrageous account expenses came to light. The State Department had to have known how bad she was and did nothing. Way to go dudes.

4) Mubarak- Time to go, idiot. Attacking Western journalists and using to thugs to attack protesters has backfired wildly. What replaces him though is anyone's guess. So congratulation Mubarak, you are indeed douchebag of the week.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Egypt Enters Revolution Stage

Long time readers will know that I talk about the rise and fall of any society regularly. I am always most interested in the final stages of apathy, anger, and revolution and that is in full view in Egypt right now. As an athropologist I find all of this fascinating, thrilling and frightening all at once. It also allows us to see what might be coming to our shores and what the road head might lead to.

First, Obama has stumbled again by being WAY to cautious with his metered response. He reminds me more and more of Jimmy Carter every day, a great man but a horrible President. Carter will forever by linked to the fall of Iran by demanding the Shah relax powers which inevitably lead to his fall and the rise of militant Islam. The world was on the brink of another Nazi/Communist-like ascention and we did nothing. Now that idiocy has come back to bite us on the ass similar to North Korea or Pakistan getting nuclear weapons. Every day we come closer to the brink because pussies like Obama think we're all alike. We're not. Not everybody has a Western perspective. Egypt should have been forced to start adapting measures to ease poverty and unemployment. But as Obama has proved, he has no answers to that question as the same problems plague him at home. There are many simple step to actually do this but all of them will cause the rich billions and they're holding on that cash by tricking Tea Party idiots into voting for measures against their self interests.

We expect Egypt to have a democracy yet we don't have one here, not functioning anyway. Even if we did have free elections, people who support corrupt individuals on both sides of the aisle (cough, cough, Charles Rangel, hack, weeze, Tom Coburn) shows they cannot make rational decisions. It is for this reason I propose a new government type where you have to pass an IQ test to get to vote. As not to disenfranchise the idiots however, a special Representative should be elected which will make decisions for them. By this way everyone gets a voice and we don't have to sit through Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman's latest round of "who can outstupid the other." By the way, ALL politicians will have to take an IQ test as well. See how many become street sweepers if that were to pass. We need the smart to lead us into the next century, not the parade of dumdasses we have now. In more salacious news, the Enquirer is reporting an affair by House Speaker John Boener, WHHAAAA HAAAAA.

Egypt is on fire as we speak and it seems likely that the revolution will become bloody. Showing why I believe the stock market is no longer based in reality, prices rose today. Don't mind that oil prices should skyrocket soon and the economy nears collapse, everything's fine. Maybe we should have some of those IQ tests for Wall Street. Donald Trump's article in Newsmax explores the possibility he may run for President in 2012 and who is really worried about a coming economic collapse where he went over 12 reasons why it may happen this year. Find it on the Newsmax site to see a fascinating article.

The new government that comes to Egypt is likely to be much less friendly to Western powers, especially as the ammo used to kill them for the past thirty years has been provided by the US and Israel. This fact is further supported by the idiotic "made in the USA" stamped on every can of tear gas. Unbelievable but probably due to some asinine regulations that needs to eliminated tomorrow. The Muslim Brotherhood has said that they will end peace relations with Israel and Jordan's new PM is already being asked to step down for being too Western. Israel cannot be happy that all around them are collapsing governments whose new leaders are likely to be much more hostile toward them. The clash of civilizations I predicted decades ago appears to be coming to a head. I fear we have little time left. Prepare.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

MORE SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE

With the fall of Egypt all but inevitable, will other counties like Jordan or Yemen follow? And what will replace them. Chances are they will be governments not friendly to Western powers and who can blame them after decades of repression with US compliance. Wikileaks have reported that terrorists are going after chemical, biological and nuclear weapons and may have them soon. Should terrorists set off any of these WW3 will happen and that war will be fought here in the streets and anyone whose name is even remotely Muslim is going to have to go into hiding. This is not an approval of the killing of innocent people. Far from it but a warning of what may be to come especially if you are of Middle Eastern descent. Many consider the movement of Japanese into Internment camps a disgrace but few understand that the main reason was to protect them from angry mobs. Trust me it was easier to disguise your German heritage than if you were Japanese. The same may be true very soon of any Middle East individual.

As if the treat of war wasn't bad enough, Mother Nature has decided she has had enough of us and is trying to shake us like abad case of fleas. The strongest hurricane to strike Australia since 1918 is coming ashore today in the exact place where record flooding killed 35 people last month. That's on top of record flooding in Pakistan, Brazil and China, record heat and cold in Russia and record snow falls throughout the US. Water temperatures in the Arctic are higher than they've been in 2000 years and surface temps in Greenland and Antarctica are 4 to 5 degrees higher than normal.

How many of us were told if we work hard and do well we will succeed? BULL. I was laid off for making too much money not for my work ethic. My father and several friends were the same way. Hard work gets you nowhere anymore except a bad back and loss of sleep. The minute a corporation decides you're expendable, you are. And forget about working for the same company for 40 years, the average is less than 3 years at any one company now. And every time you get laid off, you make less money. This country can suck it if they think I'm busting my ass for anyone anymore. They certainly not paying anyone to anymore. Don't believe me? Try to call any companies' customer service and see the level of idiocy you get. That's because they hire the people wiling to work for nothing and trust me you get what you pay for.

UPDATE-Rioting in Egypt has gone in a dangerous direction as pro-Mubarak thugs have started attacking peaceful protests. How this will play out is any one's guess.

V for Victory, V for Vendetta

Monday, January 31, 2011

Egypt and what it means

The fall of Egypt and the turmoil spreading world wide has several serious consequences both good and bad depending on what occurs over the next few weeks. The Era of Rage is in full swing as people get pissed at the rich running rampshod over the rights. What happened in Egypt could easily happen here, especially if conditions deteriorate as I expect they will over the next six months. But first we have to deal with the fallout happening throughout the Middle East.

Mubarak is done. That much is certain. What will replace him isn't. If Muslim fundamentalist take over the country, life as we know it could end suddenly. Egypt is one of the last regimes to have peaceful relations with Israel. Jordan is the other while the rest, including once ally Turkey, are all set to attack again at a moments notice. If WW3 is your cup of tea then sit back, grab some popcorn because in that scenario, we are all doomed. If Egypt falls to terrorist types, gas will hit the stratosphere, our economy will sink like the Titanic and war will be all but inevitable. However, if peaceful types take control, including still being an ally of Israel, the threat of war will diminish significantly, gas prices may well lower and a new era of calm may take hold in the Middle East. It's all or nothing with what is going to occur and I have no predictions one way or another how it will play out. There is also a third possibility of Mubarak fighting to keep control and a bloody civil war erupts, where either possibility becomes apparent again.

Right now Israel doesn't seem too happy with the US and Europe keeping Egypt at arm's length. They would rather us support the failing leader as he is a staunch supported of Israel. We have gone the other route and waiting to see which way the wind blows. This could be either a brilliant strategy or one that blows up in our face. I'm guessing the former but hey stranger things have happened.

On our home front, Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palim proved that retarded monkeys would be better than either of these two morons ever speaking again. During her "tea party" speech after Obama's State of the Worthless Union, She made many historical inaccuracies such as our forefathers fighting against slavery (they didn't), Bush being wholly not responsible for the mess were are in (he was) and graphs that left out crucial data. Palin, not to be outdone, talked at length about Obama's speech mentioning a Sputnik moment, or the realization that the USSR was beating us to space and we better do something about it. In her speech she commented that the Russians won the space race (they didn't), that Sputnik helped cause the Soviet collapse (Sputnik was in the fifties, the Soviet Union collapsed in 91), and that Obama is a communist (he isn't). As a matter of fact anyone saying that we live in some commie socialistic state should be punched as hard as they can to perhaps ring some sense into these Beck following Brownshirts. We live in a Fascist State. Period. Glenn Beck and these other two harpies are making America dumber as if that was feasibly possible. Beck is constantly rallying against Socialism which he doesn't understand and making up history as he sees fit. Stop listening to fools and read a goddamned book America.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: ALAN STANFORD

I am sure most of you are wondering just who in the hell is Alan Stanford. Thanks to our lovely MSM you should know and be PISSED about what is going with him. Instead we're treated to 24 hour coverage of Charlie Sheen's drug binge, hospitalization and rehab. WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. There was a LOT that happened this week. Let's look at the runner ups.

1)Hosni Mubarak- Egypt has said ENOUGH to their dictator in chief (sound familiar) and have spent the last week rioting in the streets. The army has refused to crack down on the protesters leading to widespread problems that have now gone on to places like Yemen, Gabon, Algeria, Gaza, Jordan and Tunisia. A world wide riot is now occurring with governments falling fast in places like Ireland and Lebanon and possibly Italy any day now with their PM in deep water for an orgy with underage girls. How soon before the weak American people wake up and realize we are all in the same boat? We need a change in our government too as the police state dictatorship we have foisted on ourselves is going too far. Remember V for Vendetta: "The people shouldn't be afraid of our government, government should be afraid of the people." In Egypt that is doubly true right now.

2)The Bank Ball outs- It was known this week, publicly during a Senate hearing that again got NO PRESS, that Goldman Sach's stole our money to fill their own coffers. When AIG went bankrupt, Sachs funneled ball out money at 100 cents on the dollar through AIG into their own accounts. Mind you I wrote about this almost a year ago and only now is it coming out with not one MSM writing about it in print or TV. How much longer are you out there going to claim what a free country we are when our press is no better than North Korea?

3)MSM- Why anybody listens to the press at all at this point is beyond me. Readers of this blog will get a better sense of what is really going on than just about anywhere. Ignore the press. They are not news sources but propaganda.

4)TSA- Filled with massive lawsuits by heavy hitters like Bob Barr and Jesse Ventura, The TSA responded this week by ending the possibility of other agents instead of TSA at checkpoints, Dozens of airports wanted to opt out of the TSA system have been told by bitch Napalitano and asshole Pistole that that wasn't possible anymore. If the revolution starts, I hope these two f$%^ers are the first to go.

5)Alan Stanford- Who's this you ask? He was a "poor man's" Bernie Madoff who only stole 7 billion dollars from investors. In jail for the past few years, his trial has been postponed indefinitely as he is addicted to anti-anxiety medicine. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? If that was a real defense every drug addict on the planet should be able to postpone their trials too and they have a real addiction like crack or heroin. Yet another billionaire, joining the guy who committed a hit a run and wasn't prosecuted because "he made too much money," or the billionaire child molester who got away with a slap on the wrist. Our Justice system is crap. The rich get away with everything and we pay the price. So blow me Alan Stanford you are indeed Douchebag of the week.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

What The Future Holds

After our Pussy in Chief's State of the Union lies from last night, let's look at the real numbers. Contrary to everything you've heard that the economy is improving, it's only if you're rich. Sales for luxury items increased by over eight percent last year. Items sold at places like WalMart decreased by almost 2 percent. Who do you think is winning? The official unemployment numbers are supposedly around 9 percent. The real numbers, using the U6 numbers that our fearless leaders used to use, say the unemployment rate is between 22 and 25%. They cut out all those pesky things like people not on unemployment anymore but not working, people who are part time but to wish to be full time and those that have simply stopped looking. If we include people making far less than they used to, the numbers jump to a staggering 46%. That's right, 46% of this country is making slave wages to get by. Incredible.

In order to save money, local governments are cutting police and firefighters in such safe neighborhoods as Camden, NJ, Flint, MI and Oakland, CA. When rioting breaks out in places like this, there will be no way to stop them. Awesome move numnuts.

Rioting is breaking out worldwide as the Tunisia Effect comes back to haunt the harsh regimes that we have propped up in the Middle East. Egypt is under siege as people have had it with Hosni Mubarack and protesters have taken to the streets regardless of police edicts. The Era of Rage is here, as I said some twelve months ago, and revolution is sweeping the planet. How long before we see similar things here? Not long as in the past 24 hours eleven police officers have been injured or killed in the US. People here are telling our stormtroopers to back down or else. With the budget cuts decimating them, they may be in for a rough year as the Revolution takes hold.

The TSA is finding themselves in deep water as numerous lawsuits are being formulated against their Gestapo tactics. It is for this reason I will never vote for Barack Obama again, even if his opponent is Sarah Palin. His idiocy is bankrupting this country. The travel and tourism industry is beyond itself as more and more people are not flying and international travel is at it's lowest level in decades. They have lost tens of billions of dollars for policies that are not making us safe. The TSA has lost both high profile cases recently against a woman whose breasts were exposed in line by a TSA agent and a man who refused to show ID. Jesse Ventura is currently suing for violations of the Disabilities Act and Constitutional reasons. I hope he wins. As if that wasn't bad enough, former Republican congressman Bob Barr is considering suing the TSA for failure to release documents via FOIA about the Thanksgiving debacle where scanner machines were shut off at major airports so an "opt out" was impossible. That was something faithful readers knew from a earlier blog where once again I was right and the MSM wasn't. Their failure to release these documents will probably lead to another lawsuit.

Remember V for Vendetta, a film I called one of the greatest films EVER. Why? Because it's message is being heard today and V for Victory signs are appearing around the globe. Spread the word. V for Victory is the way.