Saturday, February 26, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: SCOTT WALKER AND THE KOCH BROTHERS

We have a tie for the first time for douchebag of the week only because they are related topics. Let's see who else flared out this week.

1)Obama- Christ, I have NEVER seen a president who could do more harm in such a little amount of time and that includes Bush. I know that sounds a little harsh but a least Bush had convictions and stood by them. Mind you they were almost always wrong but dammit at least he took a stand for them. Our Pussy in Chief seems incapable of doing anything that requires a decision. He constantly takes one step forward and two steps back, which he did on EVERY topic this week. I can't wait to see who his opponent is in 2012 because he has one uphill battle ahead of him. This week he stood up for Unions then disappeared not to be heard from again. Way to screw over your own party numnuts! Unions are the only reason the democrats have any pull at all and your douchebaggerie is giving everything away to the Republicans. Plus, you did take a small stance on gay marriage by telling the justice department to end any objection to it but as usual watered it down with your "personal" feelings on the matter, saying you were "troubled" by the matter. Idiot. With the Middle East on fire, gas rising into the stratosphere, and weather all of whack I am sure glad you don't have any pressing matters to take care of.

2)Qaddafi- The man whose spelling changes by the day is helping things get worse in the middle east by refusing to step down even through the writing is on the wall that it's all over. He's firing on protesters and using planes to drop bombs on them. Luckily, the military is not all aboard and a civil war is no in effect in Libya. We should be doing everything we can to get rid of him but God forbid Obama takes a stand on anything. Good news, Momar won't be around much longer. Bad news, he can do a lot damage to everyone world wide before he does.

3)People who don't vaccinate their kids- I know you don't trust the government and with good reason. However, study after study shows less risk to vaccinate than not to. As result, measles are spreading nationwide. Schools in New York have had to close and the Denver airport is worried about a measles outbreak. Those TSA pat downs don't sound so good now do they.

4)TSA- The TSA was caught this week fondling nine year olds getting off a train in Savannah. Not getting on a train. Getting off. And I thought we weren't supposed to be doing that to children anymore. And a train station? Anyone touching me is getting punched. Period. And the civil suit will be astronomical.

5)Scott Walker and the Koch Brothers- Two douchebags who are trying to subvert democracy any way they can. Walker was caught on tape, talking to who he thought was David Koch, a billionaire responsible for hijacking the Tea Party, as they debated the best way to end the strike in Wisconsin. They talked about tricking the Democrats into returning, using troublemakers outside as disguised as protesters and other dirty tricks. Best of all, Walker mentioned that the real reason for this was to break apart the unions. The Koch brothers wanted to use Walker to help them get tax credits of their power plants in the area. Unbelievably, NBC news actually exposed this fact, which before had only seen life in the blogosphere. Also, the Wisconsin police have broken with Walker and joined the strike and are investigating him for his phone action. Some publications like the T&G actually supported Walker and slammed "fake media" for exploiting this situation. If you assholes were doing your job, we wouldn't have to do for you. So congratulation Scott Walker and the Koch brothers, you are douchebags of the week.

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