DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: BARACK OBAMA

This one was really a no brainer, but only by a hair over the GOP debate. Let's see those runner ups.

9/11 redux- As expected, the booga booga machine has ramped up another scare tactic, which in all probability, may actually be real this time. If there really is a terrorist group out to get us, Al Queda, the Taliban, whatever, they have been shockingly inept at doing anything to us here these last ten years. We had 9/11 which is still suspect as to what exactly went down. We had the anthrax attacks that still have no explanation as to who or why to this day. That was it. No car bombs. No attacks on malls. Nothing. Give me 500,000 dollars and ten men and I'll bring any country to it's knees. As I am sure they have that capability and man power, the fact they have done nothing is not a testament to how good our policing is (it isn't) but rather to the fact that this "war" we are fighting is basically a bunch of fundamentalist morons who couldn't shoot a barn with a shotgun. If nothing happens this time around, can we declare victory and send all of our troops home please. If something does happen that god help the poor, innocent Muslims here as US as anger is seething right now and any spark could lead to supremely violent results. I do not want to see that happen. Let us hope a false flag or, worse, some lunatic with a genocidal death wish that actually fires up some car bombs nationwide, doesn't occur.

2)The Weather- For the first time in the history of this country, we have a major environmental disaster every month for the past year. We've had blizzards, fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, flooding and even radiation. All that's left is brimstone and locusts and we've got ourselves an Apocalypse. Added to that is that this year is the hottest on record for Texas, even worse than the 1934 dust bowl year that climate skeptics like to throw in everyone's faces. We've also had the second hottest nationwide just below 1936. In August, not one state in the lower 48 had below average temperatures. Because of La Nina, these conditions are unlikely to change. Forecast: unpleasant, unhealthy and unbearable.

3)Turkey/Egypt- If you haven't seen this ongoing crisis on the nightly news, you're not alone. This is one of the most underreported stories this year, right up there with 9/11 skepticism, Fukishima radiation bathing us all and Clarence Thomas's bribery scandal. It's like the news isn't trying anymore to even give us bad news but just ignore it completely. Turkey has threatened to send warships to escort any flotilla, plus they are telling Israel that oil and natural gas reserves may be seized in the Mediterranean. War anyone? Add to that the recent attack on a Israeli embassy in Egypt that took the military hours to intervene and started by the Muslim Brotherhood and you have a recipe for disaster. They still have a nuclear armed Iran to worry about and the upcoming Sept. 20th UN vote on Palestine statehood. An armed conflict between Israel and Turkey is bad as both are our allies. There is little question though of who we would back in fight and that may lead to the dissolution of NATO, as Turkey is a member. This could ugly fast.

4)Republicans- The GOP debate, as written about earlier, was the usual sham you think it was. Romney's health care plan will continue to bite him in the ass for not defending it and Perry's SS stand is going to make him a pariah in states like Florida which he would absolutely need to win. Hell, Texas isn't assured of him winning at this point. The rest of the clowns have no chance (sorry Ron Paul but even you're getting a little crazy too). Keep it up and your guaranteeing four more years of a man you loathe.

5)MSM-Inept.

6)Obama- His jobs speech this week was the usual bunch of nonsense that will not work. Without fixing things like tariffs, wages, and outsourcing, any jobs bill is doomed to fail. People should not be fired because a company can make more money by hiring someone at half the cost. It happens all the time, and to me personally twice. Half the people I know out of work are so for the same reason. How American is that? We are truly expendable now and every time one of you idiots take less pay for work, you are declining standards for all of us. I keep hearing "but I need money to live." No you don't. Stop paying anything but what is necessary, not like your mortgage or credit cards are worth anything. Go to Washington, park your butt on the Mall lawn and refuse to leave until things change. A million people doing just that will get some attention and real change. Otherwise, guess what, it's not going to happen. And as a result, your wages will continue to fall until America is officially third world country. Fight for your rights people because neither party is there to help you. Make them help you. And as for any idiot working for Ford or Stonebridge Press or Safe Home Security or any thousands of other companies screwing their employees over with wage discrimination, stop working for these asses. Or maybe you just like being a slave. So blow me Obama and your idiotic jobs bill that will never pass anyway. You are douche bag of the week.