BP Who's In Control?

As the oil disaster spreads into eternity, questions are arising as to what extent BP should be in control. Obama, finally getting off his ass to address the country, will be speaking on Tuesday night at eight o clock. About time. This should have been done weeks ago, something even George W. Bush understood. When a retard beats you to punch something is seriously wrong with your adversary staff and commons sense judgment. People need to be reassured that you are doing everything you can which you're not. And allusions to Katrina are not fair as this is much much worse. One Coastal resident said, "I can clean up my house, my yard, even help my neighbor after Katrina. But this, this is just too much for any one man to help." The first of what will be many tropical storms are now forming in the extra warm waters off Africa. This year's hurricane season is expected to be bad, perhaps worse than 2005. Contrary to what you've heard from BP paid scientists, when a hurricane hits, and one WILL with 100% certainty, that oil is going to rain down on the Gulf coast perhaps as a hundred miles inland. What is that going to do to livestock, the water supply, or crops? It's going to be a disaster the likes of which we have NEVER seen in this country. Thousands of square miles may be left inhabitable for years, and not just the coast but perhaps even half of the landmass of all coastal states. I'm sick of hearing we need to start drilling because jobs will be lost. Bill Maher said it best when he said "Fuck their jobs." We need to get off oil today. The worst part is that we have the tech to do it, regardless of what the MSM keeps repeating like a brain damaged parrot. Cars can be easily retrofitted to run off of hemp, a non food, non drug source that could be easily grown, manufactured and distributed. Retraining and new hires would solve anybody losing a job and the oil companies could easily adapt to a new fuel. IBM didn't start out making computers. They adapted, something we are sorely lacking in doing anymore. Getting off oil makes the middle east obsolete, gets us greater security and prosperity at home and will help green tech evolve into the next decade. We need Obama to use this crisis like Eisenhower did when Sputnik was launched. That spurred us on to the space race and the technological advancement it created. We need the same for a big push to stop the heroin like oil effect we have now.
In other news, House douche bag John Boener, the biggest hypocrite in politics, said that taxpayers should have to pay for the cleanup not BP. I propose we use John Boener's bloated white pasty body to dunk in and out of the Gulf until all oil is cleaned up. Then we can use taxpayer money you ass. It has also come to light that Halliburton, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan all sold a vast amount of shares before the disaster. GS and JP sold 98% of their stock. The CEO of BP has also asmitted to selling 1.4M$ of his own stocks days before the accident. Did they know that this was going to happen? It sure seems like it. Halliburton also made a purchase of a small but effective oil cleanup company days before the accident, netting them millions in profits. Coincidence? I kind of doubt it.
BP is still calling the shots, keeping reporters away with the help of the lackey Coast Guard. They are also reportedly removing dead animals which affects their bottom line and as the amount of damage done will be calculated by the number of dead animals found, I am sure they are not keeping a close tab on the number they collect. Yet with no oversight, who can stop them? Obama better fix things quick or his chances of a second term will go flush just like W did after Katrina.