Sunday, July 7, 2013

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: BARACK OBAMA

For only the second time in the history of this site, President Obama has made the grade for the ultimate prize for not one but two incredible blunders that may take decades to rectify. The last time he made my Douchebag list, right wingers posted it out of context so I am reluctant to do it again but he really did step in it this week. Let's see those runner ups in a rather slow week.

1)The police- Let say a new terrorist group, let's call them The Blues, have been assassinating innocent people and their pets on a daily basis. They routinely ignore the rules of law, rob people of the their possessions with no hope of getting it back, and destroy public property on a regular schedule. If such a group existed, the American people would demand that something be done to stop this scourge from occurring. This is not some fantasy but a real life happening that is going on in every state in the country. They are called the police.  Not a day goes by where some police officer isn't violating the civil rights of someone, shooting their pets with no recourse and arresting innocent people just because. In just the last three days, there have been two pet assassinations for no reason, a man thrown in jail for walking down a street, and an acquittal of a fired police officer of assault after the judge refused to allow the police's own video of the attack to be shown in court. The militarization of our police force is complete and many are acting like the jack booted thugs they are. The biggest scandal was the video of a police officer in Hawthorne, CA illegally stopping a man from filming them during an arrest of an unrelated individual. While handcuffing him, his nine month old Rottweiler ran over to him for which the cop filled the dog full of holes. Not only was the arrest illegal according to just about every lawbook in this country, he has opened his station to a massive lawsuit. He and the three others in the video have been put on administrative duty as they are getting death threats against them and their family. The police are out of control and need to be stopped. If they were a group called the Blues, as my example above showed, they would be run of this country on a rail. If there was a ever reason for less stringent gun control, the nations' police force is a prime example. The police cannot be trusted. Don't ever call them unless absolutely necessary. Your life, literally hangs in the balance by doing so.

2)Movie critics- Almost every single movie critic panned this week's Lone Ranger movie. I wisely ignored them and saw it this week and absolutely loved it. I found almost every one of their arguments against it false. It wasn't too long, wasn't overly violent for anyone over the age of ten and found it to be very funny. As the rating was PG-13 anyway, this film isn't meant for anyone under that age, a fact critics seem to somehow ignore. Critics are getting worse and worse and I used to be one of them. A recent article showed how critics have rated movies over the last few months and only Star Trek and Iron Man cracked the top 20 for positive reviews. The top ten was filled with films I have never even heard of and I watch a wide variety of them still. I am sick and tired of some highly praised art films, many of which are some of the most boring pieces of shit I have ever seen, being claimed as best of the year, while crowd pleasers like The Avengers are being dismissed out of hand. Shakespeare faced many of these same critics in his own day who felt that his plays were terrible even though he understood that high art also had to have bawdy moments for what he called "the low crowd." Too many dramas today are too dour and dull for anyone to enjoy except the most masochistic of us. Critics suck and should be ignored as they have no idea what they are talking about anymore.

3)Republicans- It wouldn't be a douchebag column if these assholes weren't on here. Many are repeating Michelle Bachmann's lie that Obama's Africa trip cost $100,000,000 which it didn't. We have many red states trying to end all abortions while simultaneously throwing poor kids out into the streets to fend for themselves. We have a House that refuses to pass even the easiest bills to make Obama look bad. It's a never ending parade of stupid. These assholes need to go away stat, unless the end of everything you hold dear means nothing to you of course when they run us into the ground.

4)Muslim Extremists- These fuckwads are doing their best to make sure that every single person on the planet hates them. As said in a previous column, even the Buddhists, the most peaceful religion on earth, has started preaching death threats toward them meaning a critical mass has been reached. This week, Nigerian Muslims torched a school, killing children inside as well as attacking UN and oil refineries killing at least 45 people this week alone. How much longer can we tolerate a religion that kills innocent women and children? Considering the police do it every day here, it will probably continue for some time.

5)The Zimmerman Prosecutors- Wow, these guys rested their case on the flimsiest of evidence putting on a show that was spectacularly bad. In no way did they prove that Zimmerman's story didn't happen the way it said. In many cases they confirmed it. The lead prosecutor is going to go the way of Masha Clark and Chris Darden, both of whom never practiced law again, after this debacle ends. I still think Zimmerman was partially at fault but any charge other than manslaughter was going to be a stretch. Legal experts all agree, Zimmerman will most likely walk and then God known what will happen.

6)Black People- I am not a racist. When I see a person, I do not automatically lump whatever race they are into a category.  But according to a poll from Ramussen, 37% of people in this country think black people are the most racist and I would tend to agree. They see white as an affront and that has to stop. It is not okay for them to use words like honky and cracker anymore than I can use the word nigger. Word is the Wayans want to do another White Chicks movie which I found to be unbelievably racist the first time around. Why is it okay for black people to do white face and make fun of us but it is totally abhorrent for the vice versa? It isn't. It's racist and it has to end. Enough with black power crap. Join the melting pot and fucking melt already. Jamie Foxx has been wearing his Trayvon Martin shirt every chance he gets, ignoring the fact that Martin was typical black youth worshipping thug life and was partially responsible for his own death. There are no winners in that case so stop trying to incite a race war. Considering his last film White House Down was an epic flop, I wonder how many people didn't go see it because they are sick of black racism.

7)Paula Deen- Proving that white racism isn't totally dead, Deen continued her fall from grace with the most racist rant in years during an Atlanta radio station interview. She degraded blacks, Mexicans, gays, and Asians with a stunning lack of self awareness. The worst was the Jews who she blamed for everything. Her agent and publicist both dropped her soon after. She should call Mel Gibson and see what people he is using because damn she's racist. GO AWAY DEEN, YOU FAT BITCH AND TAKE YOUR RACIST VIEWS WITH YOU! You're making the rest of us look bad.

8)The American people- As long as we keep voting in morons nothing will change. The fact that so many out there continue to decry the left for all the problems we have, ignoring the fact that the right is responsible for most of it. In posts about the Lone Ranger, many are calling it a left wing evisceration of white people and a vulgar film for using the word damn nine times. Grow up people. First, damn had been used on TV for over forty years so as a swear it's lost all of it's punch. And second, we killed the Native Americans in mass numbers. This is not leftist propaganda but facts, something the right is incapable of understanding anymore. The right wingers in this country have lost control over all facts and reason. They must be stopped and voting these fuckers out of office is a good start.

9)Barack Obama- So many things came out this week that make this guy look bad, he might as well have been W. He created not one, but two international incidents due to incompetence, and is furthering eroding privacy rights to dangerous levels. Let us start with the worst which was his incredible stupidity when it comes to Ed Snowden. Instead of demanding an end to eavesdropping on every single American, he went after Snowden for treason, something he is not guilty of. Obama has been the worst president in history when it comes to whistleblowers, arresting more than every single president combined in history. So much for transparency in his administrations. When the Bolivian President's plane was forced down on suspicions of Snowden being on board (he wasn't), South America erupted in fury. Snowden went from persona no grata to being welcomed in three countries now. This has led to the end of trade deals that are now going to Russia and China and with it, American jobs it would have helped create. It has made enemies of countries where they weren't all that happy with us in the first place. Worst of all, it had damaged American interests worldwide. Way to go, dude. Then, as Egypt was being torn apart, Obama dickered on the side lines, instead of siding with the protesters, which is the exact same thing he did the first time around for terrible results. Both sides in Egypt hate us now because our President cannot pick a side but wants to make everyone happy. This is the same bullshit killing us here because he refuses to side with the people over corporations, destroying the economy. Add to that even our snail mail is being read, and our protections have all but evaporated in the Fascist state of America. So congratulation Obama you are indeed douchebag of the week.

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