DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: MILITANT MUSLIMS

Much like the Republican voters in this country, Muslim militants have crossed that fine line from doing something stupid to doing something lethally stupid. Quick note that terrorism has NEVER worked in getting your way and usually results in said group being hunted down and killed. What do these retards think will happen if the general public starts seeing ALL of them as terrorists? Let's see those runner ups in this shortened week.

8)Chris Christie- The fat man really stepped in it this week. Was he caught in yet another government scandal? Did he steal more from the state's pension plan? Did his waist band explode and kill dozens? No, actually something far, far worse. He was caught, on camera, in the luxury box of Jerry Jones at the latest Cowboys game. Even worse, he was celebrating. This is of course a reason to seek the death penalty against him because half the state worships the Giants and the other half the Eagles. Guess which team both of those groups hate more than Hitler? If you said the Dallas Cowboys you get a gold star. To say people were livid over this would be understatement and demonstrates how dumb the general public is. Screw them over by taking more and more money from them to shower on the rich? No problem. Show support for a rival team? Get him. Man we are a stupid people.

7)Mother Nature- It is freaking cold out there. Mother Nature must be wanting rock hard nipples because they would freeze solid right now. Here in MA, it was 30 below zero last night. This of course has sent out the latest round of warming deniers, who scream bloody murder every time it gets cold and then whistle Dixie when the heat waves start in March. Stay inside boys and girls, because it's cold outside and yes, climate change has something to do with this.

6)The Oscars- Leaked memos came out today as producers rightfully worry that this year's telecast will be light on the viewers. They plan on spending millions to promote NPH but the sad fact is, most movies nominated this year are art house variety that have little impact past the few thousand people that see them. And the producers have said exactly that. The worst part is that for the most part, a lot of these films, like Selma, Unbroken and the woefully terrible Grand Budapest Hotel, might not really deserve to be up there while crowd favorites like Interstellar, Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain America are likely to be snubbed. The awards will be announced on the 15th and I expect a lot of disappointment, and soon after, soft ratings for few will have seen even a small percentage of the films beforehand.

5)The economy- The last two days the Dow has soared, regaining all that was lost since the beginning of the year. The problem with this is that there has been no change in the fact that our economy rests on a perilous edge and we are doing more and more to make sure that it falls to it's death. Our traders lately seem not to understand how the economy works and are now buying solely on gut instinct and wishes rather than reality. Greece is still failing, our banks are more over leveraged than 2008 and oil prices continue to plunge, even after brief respites, like what is happening now. Our stock market is so devoid of reality that it might as well be run by Santa.

4)Louis Gohmert- One of the Unholy Three of Congress, which includes Gohmert, the now departed Michelle Bachmann and Steve King, thus called because they are the most retarded people in all of Congress. The fact that Gohmert and Cruz are from the same state, Texas, says something. This week, Gohmert tried a half assed attempt to wrest control of the House away from Boehner by announcing his candidacy for Speaker. Needless to say, that went no where fact as most people saw the stark difference between Boehner and Gohmert and said, "Boehner may be a drunk douchebag, but he's not an insane one." Gohmert lost the race along with what was left of his marbles. No reward is being offered for their return.

3)Republicans- In office all of one day, the House passed several bills that have little chance of getting to the President, and even if they do, Obama has promised to veto all three of them. One is of course the keystone pipeline one, which has already been targeted for a veto long before today. Another bill would change the definition of a full work week to 40 hours, which critics rightfully say will just make people work harder for less money and benefits and does nothing to protect anyone but Big Business. The last one slashes Social Security for those on disability with their usual mantra of "If you want it, you have to pay for it," which only ever applies to stuff they hate and never anything else like corporate tax cuts which they still say "will pay for themselves," regardless of the fact that it never has. If you want to see what a GOP controlled world would look like, just remember what the country looked like in late 2008 when the economy went into free fall and a democrat had to come in and rescue it, sort of. These guys are just like the militants and are going to get a lot of people killed.

2)Conspiracy theorists- Everything is a conspiracy to these people. Global Warming? Hoax. Newtown shooting? Never happened. Satirical Newspaper attacked in France? Must be a false flag orchestrated by none other than Israel. Enough. Bad things happen and false flags are rare. This is certainly not one of them. How do I know? It wasn't big enough. A false flag event should start a war, make a stock soar, something readily seen. This has none of that other than a vague Boston Bombers feel (brothers killing heathens) which was also NOT a staged event regardless of the idiotic web pages devoted to that. All this did is make people madder at Middle Eastern people and if war was what they wanted, they would kill tens of thousands dead with a direct link to say Iran or North Korea and use that as an excuse to go after them. This was none of that. Stop hearing zebras everytime you hear hooves. They are fucking horses already.

1)Militant Muslims- The quickest way to lose a battle or a war, according to strategy masters like Sun Tzu, is to lose the hearts of minds of your enemy and your own people. There is a reason Vietnam was lost at home because the people didn't support it. These kinds of attacks are having a very similar feel. The people attacked are rightfully pissed at the morons doing this shit while moderates at home are rightfully concerned that they may be wiped from the Earth for their brethren's inability to understand reality. People in Europe already HATE Muslims and with good reason. They acted with kindness, the way a lot of European people are, and opened their borders to immigrants. Then these ingrates got there and were pissed that these Western societies dared to have Western ideals and they threw a fit about it. Now a full 25% of any given population in Europe is rapidly anti-Muslim. That's millions of people and why a lot of countries have strong political, right wing blocs, ones that are growing after this attack. If you want peace, ask for it. If you want war, keep it up. This will end badly if you continue when the world rises up and commits genocide to eliminate the problem once and for all. I do not want to see that happen, but if you keep killing infidels, the infidels will rise up and fight back and they outnumber you six to one and have nuclear weapons. Stop terrorism as it is a fantastic failure. Just ask the Japanese who discovered quickly that if you Kamikaze the enemy, soon after, you will have NO pilots left. So congratulations Muslim Extremists you are indeed douchebag of the week, and by the way, JE SUIS CHARLIE!

WORST FILMS OF 2014 AND WOW THERE WERE A LOT OF THEM!

Muslim douchebags shot up a French newspaper today and if you think American people hate Muslims, travel overseas where as high as 25% of any given population is really, really racist towards them now and with good reason. If genocide is your endgame guys, then perfect. If you are trying to do anything other than get a billion people killed, then for the love of God, stop this because the end result is what can only be described as the anti Sun Tzu method where you lose the hearts and minds of your own brethren at this point. But more on that later in my douchebag column and let's have a less serious look back at the movies of 2014.

2014 was a weird year for films. Box office was way down and the main reason for that was not economics but quality. This past summer had almost no tent pole pictures other than a barely watchable Transformer movie, a fantastic Godzilla and another pretty good X-men. Not only were there almost no big movies come out, half of what did sucked so hard I can't believe they put these stinkers out during some of the busiest months of the year. There is a reason why studios dump losers in months like January, April and September. However, other than a truly dismal summer, the remaining months had some of my favorite films I have seen in years. And while I feel prestige pictures were a sad lot, genre movies had some great leaps forward with even the horror genre fending few losers like usual. Comedies however were not so lucky with some real stinkers and the fact that some movies, like A Million Ways To Die in The West, Blended, Horns and others wound up on some worst of lists, makes me question how many movies these guys saw because none of those were as bad as some comedies this year that were cringe-worthy at best. So let's look back at some of the really bad films of 2014, for which there are so many, categories are going to have to be used to subgroup certain genres that fell apart so fantastically.

10)Cameron Diaz movies- I like Cameron Diaz but she needs a new agent stat. She had three awful movies this year and to be honest her filmography for some time now has been weak at best. Least offensive was The Other Woman which at least had the decency to have Kate Upton bouncing around in limited clothing which helped you forget what an awful film it really was. Annie was a train wreck from start to finish. Helpful hints if you decide to update a musical. One, hire a director who has some idea how to film a musical. Two, hire people who can sing and don't need to be auto tuned to death. Three, write a screenplay that doesn't have people scratching out their eyes to make it stop. Four, never, and I repeat, NEVER, change the cast from white to black. That isn't being racist, it's acknowledging the fact that these movies fail across a wide racial spectrum where no one wants to see them. Worst of all, and I do mean worst, was the truly awful Sex Tape, which was rated R kind of and then proceeded to film a PG one in it's place. Nudity is coy and hidden, the premise is impossible and, most glaringly, the film is not even remotely funny. I sat through at least the first half hour without so much as cracking a smile. Ugh. Cameron Diaz was way too old for this movie and Jason Segal looked like he had the flu through the whole thing. Why this was released in July is exactly why BO for the summer died a painful death.

9)Teen movies- I sat though the latest Hunger Movies and couldn't help but notice how padded the whole thing felt. Having read the books, and liking them, I knew they were going to have trouble elongating a book that wasn't that long to begin with and they came up with the same problem Twilight did when then did the exact same thing and had the second to last film nothing more than a super long wedding video. But Mockingjay was light years ahead of other teen films like Divergent which I found derivative and implausible, even with the engaging Shailene Woodley in it. The Giver was even worse about a society that only sees in black and white until one of the hunky young inhabitants rebels against the system. Yawn. The Maze Runner which I won't see until next week, does not look much better. Worst of all was the beyond stupid Vampire Academy, which was dumped into the month of February along with a zillion other losers this year. Maybe that's why Sex Tape came out in July: they ran out of room to release these other turds. They do know some of these should have gone straight to DVD right? Why do vampires need human protection anyways? Apparently, like the Giver, the movie strayed far from the book which pissed off the core audience. I can only next year will be better for these types of films.

8)Disaster movies- I love disaster movies. The previews for San Andreas later this year with the Rock and the hottest woman on Earth, Alexandria Daddario, look fantastic. And if I was giving out awards for best nude scenes one of the best ever would be Daddario in True Detective. My eyeballs still haven't recovered. But this past year were two of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. Pompeii with Bastard John from Game of Thrones and Jack Bauer was one the dumbest things I have seen all year where I was rooting for the volcano to kill everyone. People are so stupid in this film it's mind blowing. Much more mundane and dull was the found footage film Into the Storm which forgot that disaster movies need likeable characters not cardboard cutouts. Both were must misses.

7)I, Frankenstein- Yet another remake of a classic that has had a long string of really terrible films. The last one I can remember actually liking was Frankenstein Unbound directed by Roger Corman. Even worse, I also like Aaron Eckhart who is wasted completely in yet another dumb action/horror film with no plot, bad acting and cheap effects. Read the classic novel and avoid this suckfest.

6)Sin City: A Dame To Die For- I loved the first film so much I have watched it at least a dozen times. This one, almost a decade later shows how time was not their friend. The stories are weak, especially the one with Joseph Gordon Levitt, or predictable, like the one with Jessica Alba who I have to say was one of the weaker actors in it as well. Her performance was not believable and Bruce Willis is shoe horned in for no apparent reason. There are continuity errors galore, long stretches of dead space and only worth seeing for Eva Green being butt naked through most of her vignette. Also, if Josh Brolin is Clive Owen from the first film, why does he not have an accent? Wasn't Marv executed by the time he helps Alba? Robert Rodriguez needs a good movie quick because he hasn't had a hit in years, even if I really liked his last couple of films, just not this one.

5)Monuments Men- This was a great book. Too bad they decided not film and of it and went with this dribble instead. Has George Clooney never actually seen a WW2 movie in his life because it certainly seems that way from this clunky mess? The training part, which should have been the first act of the movie, is glossed over so fast, if you blink, you'll miss it. A love story gets shoe horned in, because I guess it is in his contract or something. And worst of all, nothing much happens. Ever. One of the most boring films of the year.

4)Grand Budapest Hotel- Let me start by saying I HATE Wes Anderson movies. The only one I was ever able to sit through was the Fantastic Mr. Fox. The rest of his resume I loathe more than any other director out there. Once again, this film is on everyone's best of list which makes me question people's taste in films. Why is this good? More importantly, why is this funny? I reminded of a poetry reading I went to years ago where the writer said something "funny," everyone laughed, and my girlfriend asked me why it was funny and I had to tell her I had no idea. Wes Anderson movies are the same. I do not find them funny or entertaining in the slightest. They are precocious, over blown, high minded clap trap where people see meaning where I am not sure any was ever supposed to be. Nothing happens in this movie and if I am looking for whimsy, I'll watch Galavant. At least they have funny songs on that show.

3)Tammy- Mike and Molly is one of my favorite shows and Melissa McCarthy is usually a joy to watch. This was not he case here where she forgot that a script and likeable characters are needed to have a successful film. The best moments are all in the trailers ("there was a bee"), her "love" interest appears to be in another movie entirely, and Susan Sarandon is wasted in a pointless role. This could have been funny and it makes sense why they buried this on 4th of July weekend where everyone would be at the fireworks.

2)Robocop- I so wanted this to be the worst movie of the year because no film made me angrier than this absolute travesty of celluloid. This film was so bad, the director agreed, calling it the worst experience he ever had in his life. After Darren Aronofsky walked off the project (only to appear below), he was replaced by some one the studio could push around which is almost certainly why Aronofsky bolted. Trust me it shows. Ten minutes in I was ready to hit the eject button after Muslim terrorists, for some inane, completely unbelievable explanation. tell their fellow suicide bombers not to attack civilians just the robots. Right. That conversation would only happen because some suit said "We'll never make money in the Middle East if we portray these psychos accurately. Let's make them nice." Ugh! People like Michael Keaton and Sam Jackson are in this, don't ask me why because the script should have been a clear sign to avoid at all costs. Worst of all was the dreaded PG-13 rating, meaning all of the nudity and gore from the original would be watered down to nothing, which it was. Easily one of the worst pictures of this year and any other year.

1)Religious movies- We get it. Religious movies make money. And of course, far be it to let a trend not be driven into the ground, so the Powers that Be said "Make it so." And then they stretched out their arms and said "Go forth and multiply," and then they went on to make six terrible religious movies this year. SIX! The two biggest were Noah and Exodus. The better of the two was Noah which was just like Captain Phillips last year where the film was great until they got into the life raft. Noah was good until they got on the boat and then it sunk fast. Exodus was just stupid, in desperate need of a working screenplay, not the crap they actually filmed. The other four were smaller ones but sucked even worse. Left Behind was made again, this time with Nicolas Cage replacing Kirk Cameron, who appears in another stinker below, with the same results of no one seeing it. Son of God tried to tell the story of "white" Jesus for the hundredth time. How about a film about Jesus that shows him with the Middle Eastern roots he had, not the image created during the Middle Ages we have been all brainwashed into believing? Mom's Night Out was even worse, a "comedy" where the buffoon dads cannot take care of their kids while the Moms have a big night out with their friends, all of which revolves around their love of Christ. SNOOOORREEEE! I've seen more enlightened reverse mortgage commercials. But the worst movie is also the worst reviewed picture of the year and yes, it does have Kirk Cameron in his terrible, terrible film, Saving Christmas. The picture is basically one long sermon about the true meaning of Christmas that even hard core Christians called "Boring as shit," and "as watchable as a test pattern." If you cannot fall asleep, this is the film for you as even the worst insomniac will drop off moments after Cameron's fifteenth sermon about Egg Nog. So congratulations Kirk Cameron and Saving Christmas you are indeed the worst picture of 2014.

REPUBLICANS SWORN IN AS NEW MAJORITY IN CONGRESS. WHAT ARE THEIR FIRST BILLS TO TRY TO PASS?

January has arisen and if the stock market over the last few days is any indication, 2015 is shaping up to be one hell of a roller coaster ride. As of this writing around two thirty EST, the Dow has sunk 133 points which is still better than the 200 it was down earlier. But with oil continuing to sink, energy stocks are nose diving with them. The fact that all companies slow down the stock buy back programs this month isn't helping either. Greece is still in major trouble as austerity has never worked ever, yet the EU seems to have no other ideas how to fix anything and are now entertaining the idea of letting Greece sink on their own and creating their own QE program that hasn't exactly worked anywhere where that has been tried either. Good times.

Meanwhile, John Boehner held on to his position, just as Pelosi and Reid did for the democrats. Insane crackpot Louis Golmert made a half assed play for the Speaker position but even the right knows he's loonier than Charlie Sheen, Michelle Bachman and the subway guy from Ghost all rolled up into one so that didn't happen. You know it's a sad day when you say "Thank God John Boehner kept his seat."

So right away, the GOP has a "jobs" bill and are threatening Obama's global warming policies. Awesome. The so called jobs bill isn't really one but these are the same guys who name things like the clean water act which in reality is the exact opposite and allows more toxic sludge into our drinking water. Here are the three things in said bill:

Hire More Heroes Act:  The president’s health care law “is prompting many” small businesses “to hold off on hiring and even to shed jobs in some cases,” CNBCreports.  The Hire More Heroes Act will help by exempting veterans who are “already enrolled in healthcare plans through the Department of Defense or the VA from being counted toward the employee limit under the health care law,” the bill’s sponsor, Rep. Rodney Davis (R-IL), explained in this week’s Republican Address.  “So not only are we providing small businesses – and our economy – with much-needed relief, but we’re also helping more of our veterans find work.”

There is nothing true about that statement. People can't find work, not because of Obamacare, but because there are NO jobs that pay well anymore. Bill Gates rightfully said this week again that as many as 75% of all jobs will be non-existent in 20 years. How are people going to make a living when work is not available? This is just another shameful way to chip away at Obamacare instead of fixing it which it desperately needs.

Save American Workers Act: Thousands of workers have seen their hours and wages slashed thanks to ObamaCare’s employer mandate that forces businesses to hold hours down to 30 per week or face a penalty.  Women and low-income workers are particularly hard hit by the mandate, according to an analysis by the Hoover Institution, which found that the 30-hour rule puts 2.6 million Americans earning less than $30,000 a year - 63% of whom are women – at risk of having their hours and their wages cut.  The Save American Workers Act restores the traditional 40-hour work week to protect these workers and help our economy grow.

Another bit of nonsense that has no scientific basis for fact. Companies that hold down wages and hours are doing so because they can and are blaming Obamacare, even though it had nothing to do with this. Companies have been doing this for decades, including to me several times in the late 90's. Funny, how as Obamacare didn't exist then that employers were already doing this. I would also point out that the Hoover Institute is a right wing think tank that is no better than the Heritage Foundation and whose study is beyond suspect. And even if this law does pass, what is to stop employers from cutting people off at 38 hours and denying full time benefits that way?

Approving the Keystone Pipeline: President Obama has stood in the way of thewidely-popular Keystone pipeline for more than six years, putting his own political interests ahead of thousands of jobs and increased energy security for the American people.  The House will once again act where the president has not and approve the Keystone pipeline, keeping the pressure on the White House to finally move forward with what one labor union calls a “lifeline” for American workers. 

This bill has been found to create somewhere between 5 and 35 new jobs. What will we do with that big dent in our unemployment record? It will also give the Canadian oil company zero liability from any future spills and do absolutely nothing to help with already record low gas prices. This part is dead on arrival unless they somehow come up with twenty traitorous Democrats to override the inevitable Obama veto.

None of these will make a dent in unemployment or help average Joe's with their paycheck. Things like raising the minimum wage, which as of right now has no facts saying doing so ruins an economy and plenty that say otherwise, regardless of what some keep telling us, are no where to be seen. If people who voted for these expected any different, they were smoking something they shouldn't be. Unless they live in Colorado, California or Washington of course.

The keystone bill is likely to be on his desk soon, with a veto waiting to happen because it's a sucky bill. There is very little chance of an override. Here are three things the GOP is likely to do in the coming weeks according to Yahoo.com:

— The GOP could try to block Environmental Protection Agency regulations directly. The Congressional Review Act enables such resolutions to pass the Senate with a simple majority vote, meaning Democrats couldn't filibuster, once the regulations became final. That's scheduled to happen this year for Obama's carbon dioxide rule, which aims to cut power plant emissions nearly a third from 2005 levels.

— Lawmakers could refuse to give Obama the $3 billion he has already pledged on the country's behalf to a global fund to help poorer nations address climate change. Obama hasn't yet asked Congress for any money to fulfill that pledge. The White House says the administration will make its first request in its budget plan for fiscal year 2016, which begins Oct. 1.

— Republicans are likely to send Obama bills aimed at spurring energy development in the U.S., such as promoting drilling on federal lands or making it easier to export gas and oil. Many of these bills have previously passed the House and are teed up for quick passage by the new Congress.

Obama is likely to veto all three of these, something I think he will be doing more than the two or three times he has done this in the past. It may pass that number in the first week of Congressional bills.

The GOP is fast tracking everything no one wants, just like they said they would. For all of you who for some inane reason voted for this, enjoy. Don't expect much sympathy from me when things go belly up soon due to a bunch of drunken retards running the show.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: FBI

These guys have proven that they are even more worthless than the NYPD who have unintentionally shown how needless they are by causing a work stoppage that led to a DECREASE in crime. The FBI on the other hand have had a track record so bad that I am hard pressed to remember the last big case they didn't screw up. Let's see those runner ups.

10)Sarah Palin-It was yet another stellar week for the GOP, led by their shrill den mother who this week tweeted a picture of her disabled son standing on the family Labrador, as if that is okay. Many have come to her defense saying that if the dog was hurt, he would've moved. These are the same people who vote for Republicans and then bitch why nothing has changed (not that most of the democrats are not much better). I have spent decades working with animals, specifically dogs, and can say with 100% certainty that some dogs could be set on fire and they won't move if told not to. My late dog JJ could have been stabbed in both eyes with a pencil and he would still not complain. Also, if the dog decided he really didn't like it, he could've bitten the kid rather savagely. All in all, this is terrible parenting, awful dog skills and a holy terror that this moron extraordinaire was once a heartbeat away from being President.

9)Unknown Chinese New Year Douchebag- Showing that douchebaggery is not limited to just the USA, some shmuck with little to no reasoning skills thought it would be HILARIOUS to throw fake money into a huge crowd of people. Apparently they were coupons that looked just like $100 bills and, shocker, people trampled each other to get them, killing 36 and wounded 47. It would've been all the more fitting if that ass was quoted later as saying "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." No word on whether he was caught by Mr. Carlson or the authorities.

8)Prince Andrew- I have written a couple times about a world wide pedophile ring that has been rumored to exist since at least the early eighties. I do not like to write about it because everyone who seems to look too far into this winds up dead, like investigative journalist Gary Webb. But now comes word that a tape exists of Prince Andrew having sex with an underage girl has emerged, and a story that has been all but eliminated from the MSM but is blowing up overseas. The story is confusing and involves at least 4 women, all of which are suing the US for letting a billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein, now a convicted sex offender, off with just a piddly 13 month sentence. The women claim they were never consulted with the plea deal and have said that others were involved including Prince Albert, US lawyer Alan Dershowitz and allegedly, other foreign leaders, celebrities and people of power. Whether there is any truth to this has yet to be seen, but these claims have shown some evidence of existence in the past and Britain is still reeling from the whole Jimmy Saville molestation debacle, or their version of Bill Cosby, this time with kids. This story will probably disappear from the headlines shortly as these stories always do. Truth has a way of getting lost lately.

7)Michael Grimm/Staten Island Voters- After a short vow to keep his job after being found guilty of 20 counts of tax evasion, corruption and other typical politician crimes, Grimm was forced to step down leading to a new special election in which the brain dead morons who occupy this borough can elect some other ass wipe that will do nothing for them either. I realize the guy running against Grimm was terrible but he wasn't going to go to jail forcing another election and more money being spent from tax dollars to do all of this. This is the same group that watched a video of a Staten Island cop assassinating one of their citizens and because he was black and "resisting arrest," that made it all okay. Maybe Hurricane Sandy wrecking your neighborhood was more of a sign than a random happenstance.

6)John Boehner- On top of his leadership being attacked (more on that in the next post), comes word that the FEC has been investigating the Speaker for accepting dozens of illegal contributions from gas, coal and gambling industries. He once admitted on the floor of Congress that this kind of behavior has been going on for years and that "everyone does it." Doesn't make it right Congressman. This guy is a snake and hopefully this will go somewhere, even though it has been going on for over a year now so I expect this to be swept under the rug along with Prince Albert's sex allegations and Janet Yellin's refusal to audit the Fed.

5)Louis Golmert- Hands down, this is one of the most insane people in Congress. The fact he is from Texas really makes it funny as that seems to be where all the really insane people come from like Rick Perry and Ted Cruz. Seems the Tea Party darling has had it with Boehner and is actively seeking the leadership when they convene Tuesday. If he gets the post, I'll eat my desk. Boehner didn't get to where he is by playing nice and I expect him to win again, just like Pelosi and Reid won their position again even though they both kind of suck. Can we please stop electing the worst humans possible over and over again already?

4)Steve Scalise- Yet another Republican in trouble this week for the discovery that he once gave a speech to a bunch of neo-Nazis while campaigning a few years back. Uncle Tom's like Mia Love and democrat Cedric Richmond have defended him, even though his explanation as to why he went to this venue is vague at best. Democrats, as usual, have failed to jump on this in any meaningful way,  and are still obsessing with abortion and gay rights, which is fine, but there are also things people are finding much more important right now like raising wages and creating jobs.

3)Janet Yellin-One of the few things the Republicans seem to be doing right is getting ready to pass the audit the Fed bill through the House. How it will do in the Senate is anyone's guess but this is a real case where compromise would be a good idea. Yellin is said to be furiously trying to kill this behind the scenes. making me wonder, is there any gold actually left or have we stolen it all by our greedy overlords?

2)NYPD- Due to their rabid insanity against Mayor DeBlasio, the boys in blue have instigated a work stoppage arresting far fewer people and issuing far few summons and tickets. The result? Crime has gone down, people are not being harassed by a dickish police force and truth be told, we could probably fire half of these idiots and still do just fine. This proves my point that most of the police force is unnecessary, costly and might actually be making things worse. Getting rib of the rabid Pat Lynch would be a good start.

1)FBI- I have been critical of these douche nozzles for some time now. They seem to screw up everything they touch. They have implemented in the first attack on the World Trade Center where evidence surfaced that it may have been a sting operation gone wrong by a truly inept agent, a staple to work there apparently. They were stung by yet another study into their anthrax case to which the latest confirmed what the other have all said: the evidence the FBI provided sucked at best and there is no solid proof that Bruce Irvins was behind the attack no matter how many times they repeat it. They killed a suspect connected with the Boston Bombers this year in what is still a highly suspicious incident. Now comes word that maybe the FBI was wrong and North Korea may not have been involved with the hack at all. So let me get this straight. First you deny any connection. Then change your mind and say they did it. Now you are not sure again. Are you the FBI or a twelve year old girl? How can you guys possibly be this bad at your job? I still think North Korea was responsible just because of how it all went down and for all those who still say it was an inside job, let me ask you this: how can you be sure the North Koreans didn't plant an inside man into this company? It wouldn't be that hard to do. So congratulations FBI you are indeed douchebag of the week.