Tuesday, November 16, 2010

How To Travel By Plane

With the gestapo in full force of our airline security, we as a people have to take steps to discourage these idiots by any means possible. As they are not only against the Constitution of the country which prevents illegal search and seizure, they are also violating federal laws which prevent strip searches except in causes of reasonable suspicion. Getting on a freakin plane is not suspicious in and of itself. Plus as it is now been discovered that the TSA lied about the new strip machines that CAN record images, which they of course have denied, these machines cannot be allowed to stand. Our safety is not being protected and out rights are being violated. This is too far and a majority of us agree. So what should we do. Protest. Loud and hard.
If you have to travel, here are some tips.
1)If you can at all do it, don't travel by plane. Boycott the airplanes until they end this madness. When their stock stares plummet due to low sales, expect those machines and intrusive pat downs to end.
2) If you do have to travel, make as much noise as possible about what you will and won't do. NEVER get in one of those cancer machines unless forced to by gunpoint. Make them search you. When they do here are a couple tips. First, make them do it in public. Not only to force others to watch the humiliation you have to endure but it will be less invasive than in a private room, trust me. Word is, the TSA is now reaching INTO PEOPLE'S PANTS. Should this happen, one of three things should occur. You should scream rape at the top of your lungs and beat the TSA agent to a bloody pulp. As this will certainly get you arrested, this is probably only for the most hard core out there. Two, before they search you, get their name and supervisor and let them know after you get back, you will be getting a lawyer and filing a police report for sexual assault, especially if someone sticks their hands down your pants. Claim the TSA agent penetrated you in some way. Either way sue sue sue. At the very least they have violated your fourth amendment rights. And if the Supreme Court rules differently, you will have proof positive of a police state here in the US and all bets are off at that point. The last way to explain your displeasure is to start moaning loudly in mock pleasure when you are being manhandled. Scream like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. See how embarrassing it will be to the TSA agent if that happens every time. November 24th is being called national opt out day. What we want people to do is anyone traveling that day say no to the cancer machines and demand a public search. Just don't forget to moan like a porn star.
If you know anybody out there who is a TSA agent, shun them. They are no better than the Jews who sent their brethren to the ghettos. Cut them out of your life, family or not. I would. No more "I was just following orders" crap. The time to stand up for our rights is here and now. F##k the TSA. Right in the ear.

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