DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: THE US GOVERNMENT

Thanks to our spectacular group of elected officials, especially the Teatards, we are now in a tail spin from which many of us may not survive. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Police- Yes it's getting to be a broken record but the world wide view of police rates somewhere between a prostate exam and being raped by your grandmother. After a controversial shooting in London, rioting broke out after a peaceful protest went violent. As the only country in the western hemisphere worse off than America, this should be a wake up call for what is going to happen here as our storm trooper police force goes too far one day. The difference is we have more guns. A bloodbath is coming.

2)Black mobs targeting whites- Almost certainly a direct consequence of cutting programs geared toward helping inner city youths stay out of trouble is an alarming rise in gang violence almost always racial tinged. This week a gang of dozens pulled white fair goers from their cars and beat them during a fair in Wisconsin. This past fourth of July saw similar incidents from coast to coast. This will lead to further division between the races, exactly what the elites want: us fighting with each other rather than them. Wake up America and see who the real threat is.

3)Rick Perry- This Bible thumping moron is thinking about running for president. Gee a religious wingnut governor from Texas sounds awfully familiar doesn't it? And how did that turn out. Considering he's deeply unpopular in his home state after flip flopping on the anti-TSA bill and deep cuts to spending, not to mention that while business is booming there, they finish dead last in education, health care, obesity rates, unemployment, poverty and the least amount of money made per person on average. Yeah, he's just what we need. His Prayeraplooza this last week drew less than 8000 to a 70000 seat arena. Holding it outside in 102 degree heat in August was all sorts of stupid as well.

4)Corporations/bankers- These bastards are the true rulers of our country. They are raping us and most of you seem okay with it. Your job is less important than your dignity and every time some schmuck says yes to their overlords you're making it more and more likely your kids are going to be slave labor. So keep taking those pay cuts and loss of benefits and do nothing. One day all you'll get is a moldy piece of bread and some stale water for pay. With the rise of private prisons run for profit chances are most of us will be incarcerated one day anyway, especially if your black or Latino. Then where will your principles be?

5)The US government- Yes a perfect storm of incompetence on all sides has led to the inevitable downgrade of our credit, something yours truly predicted weeks ago. Standard and Poors downgraded us from AAA to AA, China downgraded our credit and are publicly saying they will buy no more debt from us, and the other industries are still contemplating a downward move as well. The result has been a 6% drop in Israeli stock markets and the Saudi market by 6% as well (although the later has not been confirmed as of this writing). Israelis had to halt trading as their market plunged 1100 points in minutes. Expect our markets to face a similar plunge Monday. If it doesn't, that is proof positive that the Price Protection Team is scamming the market by artificially inflating stock orders (a call and dump scenario that makes trading seem higher than it really is). All of this is to blame both sides of the political aisle. Either Obama is a secret Republican who wants to destroy Medicare and SS or he's an idiot who lacks even the most basic skills of negotiation. The democratic Congress gets a slap for refusing to even talk about necessary fixes to entitlement programs, all but dooming them in the process. The Republicans get a huge amount of the blame for protecting the cooperate interests over the average American and taking the country to the brink because of it. But the real problem are the Teatards who are actively trying to kill this country by refusing to raise taxes on even the richest people on the planet. These true morons have destroyed the country and deserve to be called the traitors they are. The Tea Party is treason. So because of these all the pestering and talking points spun ad naseum, we are now in serious trouble. An official double dip recession is on us as all points south from here on. It will be a Depression for most of us even if the news doesn't want to admit it, even though the unedited numbers point to far worse things occurring down the road. Our unemployment rate, if done as it was calculated in 1980, is 23%. The housing market is the worst ever, yes worse than the 30's, and our GDP is flatlining as we don't make anything anymore. Hyperinflation is still a real possibility and even greatly increases the chances for a new world war, which is how we got out of the last few depressions we've been in. So congratulations to the US government and especially the Teatards for killing us all. You are indeed douchebag of the week.