1)Tony Perkins and the FRC- The Family Research Council is nothing more than a dressed up version of the Inquisition where total nonsense is said as fact. This week, head moron of the FRC, Tony Perkins, slammed a gay couple for breaking up and degenerating society. The duo? Mike and Ike. Don't know them? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING CANDIES. Yes that's right, in a marketing move, the people who make Mike and Ike candies have said the duo is breaking up due to creative differences and on new boxes, one name or the other has been crossed off. Here's a quote from Perkins:
“It’s just another subtle example of society chipping away at the value of marriage,” he said. “And I don’t know what’s more disturbing–that advertisers think divorce appeals to kids or that sexualizing candy will make people buy more. After a year-long build-up, the company will reveal if the couple reconciles. Until then, look for Mike & Ike to have a distinctly liberal flavor.”
WTF? IT'S CANDY YOU IDIOT! THEY CAN'T BE GAY BECAUSE THEY ARE CANDY! OMG! The ads make no mention of sexuality, although if I'm the makers of Mike and Ike's I would be thrilled for all the free publicity this has made. By the way, Mike and Ike's are delicious and I find it ironic that the head of the FRC is named Tony Perkins who was REALLY gay in a "have sex with multiple partners in gay bath-houses" gay. Who's his second in command Rock Hudson? Not to be outdone, radio craptastica Laura Schlesinger, who once posed for nude photos, slammed gay people for being an "abomination" as said in Leviticus 18:22. This e-mail was sent to here and posted on her site. Here it is:
As a person who has studied the Bible more than most priests, I can verify that all of the above is true and more. The Bible is not flawless, as seen from the passages above. There is also no mention of abortion, or life beginning at contraception, contrary to what is constantly being said. I find it funny that most Christians say they follow the Bible and then fail miserably at it.
2)Nickolas Sarkozy- In a stunning loss, Sarkozy lost to Socialist newcomer, Francois Hollande. Hollande is the first Socialistic president in only the second time in French history.The socialist candidate has promised to raise taxes on big corporations and people earning more than 1 million euros a year. He wants to raise the minimum wage, hire 60,000 more teachers and lower the retirement age from 62 to 60 for some workers. Why don't we have a candidate running on this platform in this country? Because the word "socialist" is a dirty word in this country, mixed in with communism and fascist, which it is nothing like. Good for France but how this will affect this increasingly unstable Euro is anyone's guess.
3)DEA- The WORST organization in America, yes even worse than DHS or the TSA, these assholes arrested seven people in a drug sting last week. One of the those arrested, even though he had no drugs on him at the time, Daniel Chong, 20, was left to die in a windowless cell for five days with no food, water and handcuffed. When he was finally discovered, he was near death and immediately hospitalized. He us now suing for 20 million dollars, a sum some on the right have said excessive. One idiot on Fox News the other day, with coke bottle glasses and the IQ of a garden slug, actually said he'd be fine being left to die for five days if twenty million was on the line. NO YOU WOULDN'T. You'd be crying for your mama and begging to be let out. This is torture plain and simple and anyone working for the DEA at this point should be put on trial for treason. These fuckwads are destroying the country. The Drug war cannot be won yet we still have Gung Ho Joe and his hit squad keeping us safe from drugs, puppies and old people. This past week, cops and DEA agents have killed dozens of dogs nationwide. Don't believe me? Look up"cops shoot puppies" and see how many hits come up. It's shocking. I hate these douchebags.
4)Wanda Brown- This woman could quite possibly be the stupidest woman on the face of the Earth. Elected to District 116 in Missouri, she recently had a bill passed that said no one who ones a gun can be fired from their job. While I would agree that would be a problem, is said problem actually existed, which it doesn't. No person in the state of MO has ever been fired for owning a gun. Meanwhile, gay people can be fired no problem, an issue Brown sees no problem with even though it has affected dozens of individuals. When asked about the issue, she stated that the people fired should sue, which is of course, impossible, as it is not illegal to be fired for being gay. This moron doesn't even understand how laws work and she is responsible for passing them. Unbelievable. Who keeps voting for these people? Stupid people that's who.
5)Greece- This country is in the midst of a Great Depression, like Spain, yet the MSM still insists on calling it a recession. In no way, shape or form, no matter how you spin it, are these two countries not in the midst of a full blown Depression. We are also in a shallow Depression right now but, if those two countries are any indication, that may be where we are headed. I had the privilege of managing to use some of my connections to interview some members of a local survivalist movement. These groups are certain disaster is near and I could not fault their logic either, although their optimism of fighting off American troops in a martial law situation is naive at best. Some at least realize that they knew they would die but they hoped to take a few shock troops with them.
New sources have come foreword from places like the military and DHS to say that these organizations are preparing for a massive civil war when the economy collapses. I cannot discount these claims as I have verified that DHS is buying huge sums of ammo and bullet proof security booths. Here's a link:
http://www.beaconequity.com/we-are-preparing-for-massive-civil-war-says-dhs-informant-2012-05-03/
They have pointed that Greece is a good example of what is to come. The difference is that the US has a ton of guns and a lot of them will be pointed at the government. A good deal of the populace will be unprepared for the coming disaster if this proves to be true.
Meanwhile, Greece has failed to elect any party in new elections just held there. The socialist party came in third, the far left second, and with the conservative party barely eeking out a win, it is unsure whether anyone will be able to form a coalition government with these numbers. The neo-Nazi party Golden Dawn, also won seat on their popular anti-Muslim views. Muslims are becoming the new Jews worldwide. Followers of this religion should be worried as things did not go well for the Jews during WW2. You guys appear to be next.
6)Any movie not called the Avengers- This movie will make history this weekend if the numbers stay above $200 million. It is already being compared to films like Star Wars and Raiders. I cannot wait to see it. Why it took Hollywood more than twenty years to see Joss Whedon is one of the greatest writer/directors EVER is why Hollywood movies suck a lot of the time. Hire more people like this and far less Diablo Cody currently ruining what will almost certainly be the worst Evil Dead movie of all time.
7)AO Scott- Currently working as a reviewer for the New York Times, this ass said the Avengers was piss poor and not worth anyone's time. Samuel Jackson publicly called him out and said he should be fired. While I agree some films ares subjective, this one isn't. If you are film critic who walked out of a film like this and said, it sucked, you should find another job because you suck at it. This guy was on replacing Siskel and Ebert at the Movies with Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune and they were terrible at movie reviews. Both showed a complete lack of knowledge of film making, art styles or anything that resemble knowledge about the subject. Long and boring, aka Winter's Bone, they loved it. Thrilling and action packed, and hey, yawn. They lasted less than a year at the job because they were horrible at what they did. Scott got his start reviewing books which he should go back to because, as a film critic, if you don't know that sharp dialogue and expert pacing make a great movie you really are bad at what you do. If the NYT is reading this, I am available for film reviews at any time.
8)Mitt Romney and the Republicans- Not a good week for the GOP. First we had bloated windbag, Newt Gingrich drop out of the race he had no way of winning while calling Obama the most leftist president ever. I must have missed that day, because so far Obama is to the right of Ronald Reagan. Everyone who called Romney a terrible nominee, like Rudy Gulliani, is now backing the man as the next President. Please. Plus, the Republicans are shocked, SHOCKED, that Obama is raising the specter of Osama bin Laden. This comes from the same group the couldn't go five words without saying 9/11 and ran dozens of ads "spiking the football" that they saw Obama is also doing. WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA! Cry somewhere else you big babies because we aren't buying it. Robo-bot Mitt Romney is coming across as stiff as Al Gore and we all know how that turned out. He can't go a week without saying something stupid and the democrats are going to have field day with him come the fall. The numbers don't look good with Romney falling behind in key states like Ohio and Pennsylvania. The presidency is nothing more than a popularity contest now and Mitt is way behind on that front versus the still charismatic Obama. So congratulation GOP and especially Mitt Romney, you are indeed douchebags of the week.
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