SUPER TUESDAY LOOKS TO LEAVE FEW STANDING! ARE DONALD AND HILLARY INEVITABLE?

To say things look bleak would be an understatement. Statistically speaking, there is at least a 60% chance that these two utter wastes of space will get the nomination. Trump will win because Republicans have had it and are willing to burn the house down at this point to get some attention. Hillary will win because Democrats are dumber than dirt. When the liberals start becoming every bit as stupid as the far right, you know there is something in all of our water supplies making us that way, a fact I am only half kidding about.

Water problems are becoming endemic throughout the country and not just in Flint, Michigan. States all over the US are having problems. How many times on your local news have you seen some town who has to boil their water because of some issue? Lots I am guessing, especially if you live in fracking places like OK, CA or PA. Our infrastructure is failing, yet almost none of the candidates, other than Bernie Sanders, are talking about it. Not even Hillary.

We stand at a precipice, looking over, watching the sand dissolve beneath us. But instead of getting the hell away from the ledge, more and more of us are peering over. This spells disaster for us all because of the still apathetic nature of today's youth will doom us all. They are not voting in mass numbers needed to swing an election. And without their support, older people are going to give us Hillary or Trump. Both sides could end us all.

This country needs massive changes. Band aid fixes that Hillary proposes may prolong our agony another few years at best, but eventually, this house of cards will come down until wealth equality is addressed and soon. Stop and Shop is trying to LOWER wages and benefits for their employees, setting up an issue with the union. If they had no union, this corporation would have just done it anyway. This is par for the course as business now sees workers as truly expendable, thanks to offshoring and technology. Neither Trump nor Hillary is likely to address this situation with any meaningful way.

Does anyone seriously think that either of these two will save this world? Trump would be a live grenade with foreign powers and almost certainly antagonize countries like Iran and North Korea. I guy like him will start a war without even knowing it. The fact that the military is already letting him know they won't follow orders that are considered war crimes says a coup is possible if he goes too far. Just what we need, another civil war. Awesome.

Hillary will give lip service to the banks, but will in no way reign them, leading to another, much worse economic collapse, as jobs disappear in mass numbers over the next few years and wealth becomes a stranglehold by the rich. We could soon live in two very different societies, one very rich, the other very poor. That may be unsustainable depending on how angry and how big the lower class is. If they keep poisoning us however, that may be on purpose to keep us docile and sickly. Tell me that is far fetched?

Isn't it odd that the two candidates currently winning are both mightily unpopular with the general public? The turnout for this election could be record lows for either side, although I think the democrats would suffer worse as she is Martha Coakley who lost two easily winnable races here in MA simply because of her unlikable factor. There is a good chance that if Hillary runs opposite Trump, he wins. And then what? Yet retards are voting for her in droves, brainwashed by the corporate media that Sanders is a dead duck, when in reality, he stands the best chance of becoming president, as many polls show.

I would like to personally give a big FUCK YOU to every millennial who didn't vote and to every black person that voted for Hillary. Congratulations, you may have killed us all. If a Republican wins, I seriously have to look at getting out of here stat. I would suggest a lot of you do the same. But it's not too late. Vote for Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday. He is literally our last and only hope. Any other result, get your wills ready because you are going to need it.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: ANYONE VOTING FOR A REPUBLICAN!

This has been a long sad week if you were black, Republican or somehow both where we finally saw the wheels come off racists from both sides of the aisle. Black racists got shown the door along with their white, super liberal, counterparts as the left finally said enough to some of them. Republicans acted like hyperactive, mentally challenged morons at the latest debate which boiled down to who could name call the next. It was a tough call who acted worse, but I had to give it Republicans because not all black people have drank the dogma Kool Aid that they have. Let's see those runner ups.

10)Hitler- My favorite story of the week was the historical revelation that not only did Hitler only have one ball, he also suffered from having a micropenis (excuse me while I laugh hysterically over that thought), otherwise known as "tiny dick syndrome," and a genetic anomaly where his urethra was on the underside of his shaft, meaning he had to sit to pee. Apparently, he had quite the "Holocaust" in his pants. It does make a lot of sense as to why he was so angry all the time. I would be too if my kibble and bits was super small and deformed. That is some king sized compensation and still, really funny.

9)Random Shooters/Stabbings- This week we saw not one but two idiots go on unexplained shooting spree. The first, Jason Brian Dalton, was an Uber driver who's mind appears to have snapped and killed six on a seven hour shooting rampage during which time he still continued to pick up passengers. That is some dedication to work. There is still no motive for why we did what he did, no history of violence or mental illness, nothing. More on that as it develops. The second was a little less surprising considering the shooter in Heston, Kansas, Cedric Larry Ford (what is it with the three names?) was a convicted felon who should never had access to the guns in the first place. An ex bought them for him, got them back with the help of the police, and then for some inane reason, gave them back to him after he threatened her. I don't know about you, but if someone threatened my life to get back guns they could then use to enact that threat, I would start carrying them and shoot that idiot first chance I had and claim self defense. He killed three and wounded fourteen more at his workplace after getting served a restraining order from an unrelated case, his spree cut down by a brave, lone police officer who went in sans backup. That's the kind of cops we need more of. Guns are not the only thing we need to worry about because NYC is seeing a sudden rise in knife attacks, with many slashings going on the subway, mostly due to the increase in homeless we are seeing due to lack of mental health in this country. The world is spiraling away, people. Bet on it. And getting rid of guns is not the answer. Restricting better who can get them is one however.

8)Phillip Chism- This waste of space who raped and murdered his 24 year old teacher when he was 14, just learned he will spent at least the next 40 years behind bars. The fact he attacked another woman while in lockup, did not spell good things for this ass to not get put away for life. The Supreme Court has ruled that giving the death penalty to juveniles is unconstitutional. This dick I think shows otherwise. Some people are just born evil. Phillip Chism is evil and having the possibility someone like this could escape, is more than enough reason to put him down. We don't allow dangerous animals to live, why are we any different? Enjoy Walpole, a rough prison for an 18 year old. His hell is just beginning.

7)The Oscars- Last year, the substandard Selma was nominated, but not for best actor setting off a firestorm of idiotic affirmative action nonsense that requires us to give awards to people because of skin color and not quality. Selma should have gotten squat because it wasn't a good movie. I thought this year would be the same but after watching Creed and Straight Out of Compton, both of which got almost no nominations other than for white writers and actors, they should have both been up for Best Picture. Likewise, Star Wars and Ex Machina should have been up there as well. Over the coming weeks, I will sit through Carol, Bridge of Spies and Brooklyn. and I have serious doubts I will find compelling reasons for any of those to have gotten any awards over the fantastic Compton which was magnetic and riveting. Creed was the best Rocky movie since 4, and Stallone was a supporting character here and rightfully nominated. But best actor nods should have gone to Michael B. Jordan for Creed and several of the people from Compton for at least supporting roles. This year, unlike the last one, should have had several people of color nominated and I am shocked and saddened by their omission. Having said that, I still don't think you should get an award just because you are black.

6)Playboy- In what can only be described as a serious break with reality, Playboy unveiled their new magazine, sans nudity, and I have to tell you, it is now nothing more than GQ/Maxim lite. I could live without the nudes, but they also jettisoned the cartoons, meaning no more Gahan Wilson whose comics I have read since I was a child, no more investigative reporting, no more sex advice and soon, no more readers because this is now a rag not worth having. The only article in it worth reading is a great interview with Rachel Maddow. That's it and the only things surviving the change. Six months from now, this magazine will be gone. The worst part was, the new pictures were not only super tame, but terribly shot. There's a reason SI had their biggest issue being the swimsuit one, and there is some nudity in that and great photography. These look they were shot by a student. Bye Bye Playboy. It was nice knowing you.

5)Hillary Clinton- If that shriveled old crone points and laughs to someone in the audience again, I am going to throw up. Who is voting for this idiot? We stand on a cliff where there is a good chance that she loses to Donald Trump. Even worse, I hate this bitch so much, I can't say I would vote for her at all. If we have Trump versus Clinton for the White House we all lose. Both of them will kill us all. Trump will start WW3 for some inane slight and Hillary will make sure no changes happen that need to, setting up the stage for a huge economic collapse. Wheeeee! I keep telling everyone, Bernie is our last and only hope and the best chance for the White House, as polls do prove. Instead we have three groups, rocketing us to failure. If a terrorist attack happens at any point in this country between now and election day, she and even Bernie would most likely lose. You want a false flag reason. That's a good one.

4)Old People- Old people showed up in droves to vote and overwhelmingly went one of two ways: Trump and Clinton. This means that Republican old people are now officially smarter than old liberals who are voting to keep the status quo,somehow unaware that is not tenable anymore. Trump may be a loose cannon but at least he's something different. Clinton is a vote for failure. Even worse, polls showed that many women 45 and up made up their minds months ago to vote Hillary because she has a vagina. There is no other reason to vote for that shrew. Thanks old people, you can all go die now. You've killed the rest of us.

3)Young People- I have called the latest generation Generation Wuss because they are a bunch of lazy, spoiled brats who cry and whine about fairness, having no concept as to what that word means. My opinion has not changed after looking at the data from Nevada and South Carolina. Youth turnout in NH and Iowa was okay, but actually down from 2008. The last two were abysmal, with youth turnout barley in double digits in SC. I said from the beginning if young people show up to vote, Bernie wins. If they sit on the asses in the parents basement they are never going to leave and the world ends. Bernie will most likely lose because the worst generation is fucking us blue. Thanks for nothing you giant douchebags.

2)Black people- Thanks for nothing as well black people. This week, we saw a black spree shooter in Kansas and convicted felon gun down three and injure 14 before a heroic white cop shot that dick down. You voted overwhelmingly for Hilary Clinton, whose husband did more damage to black people than all other Republicans combined. You demand the status quo change and then vote to keep it exactly the same. WHY? Black racist Melissa Harris Perry effectively quit her show on MSNBC, and most likely her career, after having a meltdown when she learned her show was pre-empted for the second week due to election coverage. She was fired today when her racist tweet explaining the "race" reason she was taken off the air for not behaving like a token black person. Right, because MSNBC isn't liberal at all. Her career is toast. Three black students from SUNY were arrested this week for making a false claim of a racist attack on a bus that never happened as well as assault. The three females, Ariel Aguido, Asha Burwell and Alexis Briggs, all 20, claimed they were attacked by white racists while riding a bus near campus. Video of the incident show no such thing. People do know everything is being recorded now right? In fact, the three women are all shown by several dozen videos taken of the incidents of actually being the aggressors and the only ones using racial slurs. Melissa Click, the idiot white professor from University of Missouri was fired this week after fallout from her telling students to attack another student came to a head. The fact that she was a journalism teacher is especially troubling. Her explanation is she thought the other student had a gun which is about as believable as the three SUNY students. The worst of the bunch however was the Nashville BLM movement which hit new lows of racism this week, They planned to hold a rally at a local Library but were incensed when they were told that white people would be allowed to attend as well. So let me get this straight, BLM meetings are for black people only? Reverse that and think how hard black people would complain and rightfully so. Instead they screamed about "white supremacy" as the library explained they cannot deny people access to a public library because it has the word PUBLIC in it. They then went on to piss on the Constitution as a "document for genocide," showing they don't know what any of those words mean. If you hate this country so much, move back to Africa. No one is keeping you here.

1)Republicans- What a shitstorm they were this week. Trump is on a roll, causing the establishment to freak out. Rumors of getting Mitt Romney on the ticket in NJ, NY and CA have surfaced should Rubio flame out in Florida, which looks likely. There has even been talk about throwing the race for Hillary while somehow keeping the Senate and House. Good luck with that strategy. Mitch McConnell decided for the rest of the country that no work should ever get done for any president in his final year including that which the Constitution specifically says by blocking any nomination to the Supreme Court, something even a majority of Republicans do not agree with. This type of partisan bickering is going to make sure nothing ever gets done until it is far too late. What's to stop democrats from being obstructionists as well if Republicans gain back the White House but not a supermajority? The debate this past week was the most childish thing I have ever seen and I used to work with children when I was in college. Talk about juvenile. None of them appear ready to be President and as much as I hate Hillary, even I have to admit she at least looks and acts Presidential, even if I do believe she will destroy this country once and for all. It has gotten so bad, I have seriously looked into moving to Canada and am making plans to do just that if the GOP wins big here. I cannot live in a country filled with such dumb people as to want this theocracy/fascist state that will arise. I have a feeling a lot of other might do the same. So congratulations anyone voting for these idiots, you are destroying this nation and are indeed Douchebag of the Week.

OSCARS WEEKEND. WHO WILL WIN AND WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE!

As I cannot write about our idiot country today, let's talk about something far less relevant: The Oscars. Much has been made of the fact that the group is all white with a few Hispanics sprinkled in and NO black people. But as art is subjective, and black people are a small minority of the population, statistically speaking this is going to happen from time to time. If you want to have more black people in films, start by convincing the billion Chinese people who don't go see films with black leads to do just that. Until that happens, which is unlikely any time soon, black people will continue to be a minor blip on the radar of Hollywood because first and foremost it is a business, not a good will charity. Let's see who I think will win the big prizes.

Best Actor- Anyone not named Leonardo DiCaprio can just sit and wait to lose. This category is a lock. To be honest, some of the roles like Cranston in Trumbo or  Michael Fassbender for Steve Jobs are a reach and nominations probably should have been given to someone like Michael B. Jordan of Creed instead.

Best Actress-Another given for Brie Larson in Room to get the award here. Charlotte Rampling lost after making a crack about her being portrayed as a racist for being nominated and white, which while accurate, was probably not the best decision. There is no earthly reason for Jennifer Lawrence to be here for the very meh Joy nor Cate Blanchett for a film, Carol, that was filmed well but moves at a snail's pace.

Best Supporting Actor- Get ready for a mumbled speech from Sly Stallone because there is no way he doesn't win. This has to stick in the craw of black people as the only people nominated for every black movie, is white. I get that it looks bad. This category at least seems to have nominated a lot of the correct people.

Best Supporting Actress- The only film I have seen on this list is the Hateful Eight with Jen Jason Leigh nominated, but who will probably lose to Alicia Vikander in the Danish Girl, but could just as easily been for Ex Machina. She had a great year and is the front runner, but this category has a tendency to surprise. I hope Kate Winslet doesn't win, because even though I like her a lot, I have heard terrible things about Steve Jobs and wonder why it is up for anything.

Animated Feature- Inside Out wins this, even if Amomalisa and Shawn the Sheep ruled.

Best Director- This one is neck and neck between George Miller and Inarritu for his second win, but also the can't be counted out Big Short which has gotten a lot of love. Insiders say the Oscar voters love Mad Max and could be the upset, but my money is still on the Reverant to win. The directors of Room and Spotlight, which I admit I haven't seen yet and could turn out to be brilliant, are probably overrated but we will see. Ridley Scott got robbed for the Martian here.

Best Picture- Another one that could go any which way, with the Revenant the front runner, followed closely by Mad Max, The Big Short and Spotlight. Brooklyn shouldn't be here. And where the hell is Straight Out Of Compton or Star Wars? There's ten slots people, start using them. Both films got shafted this year. I think Revenant will win but I am secretly hoping Fury Road, my favorite film of last year, wins.

Expect Fury Road to clean up on the technical awards with the Big Short and Spotlight getting writing awards.

Chris Rock hosts which should be a laugh riot. I love the Oscars. Let's see how right I am about who wins.

NEVADA, WORLD WAR 3 AND OTHER THINGS TOO STUPID TO BE TRUE!

The world is losing its collective mind. Nevada, thanks mostly to an older, retarded demographic and a corrupt union, gave Hillary the win this past Saturday, which may be the death knell for Bernie Sanders. Considering the opposite side is going to nominate Trump, as he looks unbeatable against far weaker opponents, we have to accept the fact that Donald Trump looks good to be the next President of the United States.

Now, while it is way too soon to pronounce a clear winner, especially considering the fact that VP's can make or break a candidate, Hillary could still pull off an upset if she picks a real progressive like Sanders or Warren for the second spot, and only then does she have any resemblance of a chance. If she picks another establishment douchebag, I have a feeling Trump wins in a landslide as democrats stay home in droves, giving Republicans complete control of government and the end of the country as we know it for at least two years, boldly assuming we last that long. To say things look bleak would be an understatement.

We can thank unions, who for some inane reason are all backing Hillary and did so overwhelmingly in Nevada, for helping them lose Clark County, which is the seat of Las Vegas. Older people, black people and rich people all went big for Hillary. The establishment, led by Harry Reid, backed Hillary as his underlings spread vicious rumors about Sanders that I heard first hand, such as one local congresswoman who claimed that she was backing Hillary because Sanders has not done anything in Congress for thirty years, conveniently not remembering any of his many accomplishments, such as getting bi-partisan legislation passed that helped fix some of the problems at the VA. His stance on voting against idiotic legislation is also a plus.

Black people must have super unleaded for water in their drinking supply because there is no other reason to back someone whose husband put more black people in jail and into poverty than any Republican. Bernie has been fighting for civil rights for decades. Hillary will fix nothing and says so. Cornell West called Hillary the "Milli Vanilli of politics." In other words, she offers only lip service but no real solutions. Like Killer Mike, West is a Sanders supporter, making him smarter than just about any of the sold out Black Caucus members who have gone on a nonstop tour of douchebaggery in slamming Bernie Sanders and questioning his civil rights accomplishments as grand douchebag John Lewis recently did. Guess who had to backtrack those statements when proof came out Sanders was where he said he was during the Civil Rights protests of the 60's?

BLM hit a new low this week when the Nashville chapter had a fit when a local library refused to ban white people from the building as they held a rally. Screaming about "white supremacists" these assholes are not helping their cause. The library officials explained to them that they are a taxpayer funded system and they could no more deny white people into the building any more than they could force black people to drink from a specific black only fountain. Black equality is fine. Black supremacy dickwads however can fuck themselves.

If we have a Hillary versus Trump campaign, there is a solid chance Trump wins as well as keeping control of the House and Senate for at least the next two years, perhaps even a super-majority. If that occurs, the fabric of this country will fundamentally change for the worse, perhaps irreversibly. Get off your lazy asses America and vote for Sanders this Saturday in South Carolina and on Super Tuesday. If Hillary gets the nomination, chances are very good she loses.

And on top of all that we have two regions about to get into a nuclear war with one another. North Korea is acting its usual belligerent self as South Korea and the US are about to organize the regions biggest war games ever. Ever since they fired that rocket that barely worked, tensions have been sky high. The fact that Kim Jung Un is one of the most dangerous men on Earth, and whose sanity is questionable, makes this a frightening idea.

Even worse, amidst a total media blackout, Turkey and Saudi Arabia have massed hundreds of thousands of troops and hardware on the Syrian border, threatening to attack Assad. Saudi Arabia also announced they have nuclear weapons, the West has known about this for years and they will use them against Assad of they have to. Putin responded today to that threat with one of his own, reminding them that Russia has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world and they are not afraid to use them. With Erdogan being crazy and corrupt, along with Western governments being complicit in this, all point to WW3 being just around the corner.

The world is changing rapidly and not for the better. Voting for Hillary is just speeding up the process.

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS AND WANTON OBSTRUCTIONISM!

Our society is broken and Republicans are leading the charge. The entire Republican party thinks not having a Supreme Court Judge for the rest of this term and all of the next is a great idea. It isn't and it spits in the face of that Constitution they say they love but only when it suits their needs. It could also blow up in their face spectacularly. Let's see those runner ups in an abbreviated week, many of which are back AGAIN!

10)Malachi Love Robinson- I love when black people beat the odds and become a doctor or a lawyer or any other professional occupation. It shows that with some hard work and studying, regardless of race, it is possible to make it out of the ghettos that some of these people came from. That is the American Dream and while it is definitely dying, it is not yet dead. Or you can just grab a lab coat, rent an office and proclaim yourself a doctor as this 18 year old idiot did. Robinson was arrested this week for practicing medicine without a license in Florida, because where else would something like this happen? Damn those pesky regulations that keep us safe from this kind of thing.

9)Ted Cruz and his supporters- One poll this week put Cruz ahead of Trump for the first time. However, every single other poll has Trump way ahead still meaning this poll is suspect, and not necessarily for nefarious reasons as there are statistical reasons for a poll being this wrong. But, anyone actually supporting this idiot is as dangerous as this man is. Ted Cruz is crazy and exactly the kind of fool who will end mankind on some random thought. I can see it now. Cruz becomes President, gets in a snit with Russia and suddenly "Jesus" is telling him to unleash nuclear hell on them so He can return. This man is the worst choice for President. Bet on it.

8)Kanye West- Can we have one week without this loser on it? Oh that's right I am white so I can't comment on his black ass, or so he tweeted this week about magazines run by white people to stop reviewing his music. Guess they don't like crap, Kanye, because most critics I've read, black people included, think your new album sucks moose puckey. And his recent meltdown at SNL was caught on tape, including racist statements about white people. What an ass. Will you idiots out there STOP supporting jack asses and talentless hacks like this moron and others like R. Kelly and Chris Brown? Feel free to get rid of white people who suck as well like Sam Hunt, Justin Bieber and whatever tween sensation is popular right now. Just STOP! Find better music and much better role models.

7)Martin Shkrelli- Is this Groundhog Day because I feel like I've already written this article? This time Karma swung back and dickless here lost 15 million dollars to a scam artist. Shkrelli thought he was buying Kanye's new crappy album to lord over people, like his Wu Tang Clan album he recently bought, and instead lost a ton of money in Bitcoin no less. Good luck getting that back. I could not be happier.

6)Scalia Conspiracy theories- He died in his sleep. End of story. He wasn't killed by Obama. He wasn't killed by space aliens. He wasn't killed by the Illuminati. That last one is my favorite because in that scenario, dead Leonard Nimoy is the head of the origination after faking his demise. I kid you not, that is what they believe. They must be Ted Cruz supporters.

5)Government Statistics- You know it is betting bad when the stats you see given by various organizations don't match reality. We hear the unemployment rate is just under 5% which is a lie. If we use the same stats as other countries, including ours if we go back far enough, the rate rises anywhere from 10 to 23%. If we count people no longer collecting unemployment, or U-3 stats, we get a 10% rate, which Bernie Sanders is echoing at his whistle stops. If we include people who have given up for more than a year, or U-6, used before 1980, we get 23%. That is nowhere near the rosy ideas we are being given and the fact that American consumers are no longer buying anything is troubling. WalMart is losing money hand over fist, driving the stock market down today almost single handedly. Most retailers, including Amazon and Apple, are all losing cash as disposable income is disappearing for most people. And without that income, the US cannot continue much longer. If we gave everyone a raise, and demanded taxes from the richest, we could get going. But that isn't going to happen unless enough of you start demanding it.

4)Hillary Clinton- After yet another hacking cough at a rally, you have to start to wonder how healthy is Hillary? Bernie may be older but her health seems a bigger concern. She is also starting to see a pattern of loss which she is already downplaying. For example in Nevada, her aides have claimed that if she loses, it's because Nevada isn't a "diverse state," because "80% of the state is white like NH and Iowa." Only that is completely untrue. recent demographics shows 10%  black, 28% Hispanic and 10% Asian. That does not add up to 80% white no matter how you look at it. She may lose more and more states as Bernie gains support and at that point expect him to have a "heart attack" or a car crash or something as the Powers that Be panic about a Trump/Sanders contest where they have no clear winner.

3)Jeb Bush- The Fat Lady is about to sing, loser. He is at the bottom of every poll, with literally no bounce, which means after all the people left the race, their supporters went anywhere BUT Bush. Ouch, that has got to hurt. He was not helped but his idiotic tweet of a gun with the tagline AMERICA underneath leading to a flurry of Tweets back that were not in his favor. He got upstaged by his brother at a recent rally where the former president has an inexplicable 90% approval rating in South Carolina suggesting lead poisoning is rampant throughout the state. Jeb is toast.

2)Tayyip Erdogan- One of the most dangerous leaders on the planet may be about to start WW3 for no other reason than he can. Dumbass, along with the Saudis, are debating on a full scale invasion of Syria to get rid of Assad, and by some unknown method I am unaware of, ISIS as well. So either the US has lost all control of these two countries, one of which is part of NATO, or we are silently encouraging it. Either way, an attack will involve a NATO member attacking Russian forces. That can't end well for anyone. Pray cooler heads prevail.

1)Republicans- The Republicans sure love the Constitution.They scream they are the only protectors of the sacred document but then trip over themselves to see who can piss on it first. And boy did they let a stream of pee out this week. The entire GOP seems hellbent on denying any choice for the Supreme Court until the next President is elected, almost a year off. Nevermind the Constitutional problems such a thing presents, these assholes are shooting themselves in the foot. They are already coming across as obstructionist douchebags. Imagine the fun that the democrats are going to have when they refuse someone they should nominate for nothing more than petty politics. People on both sides of the aisle hate that. And that may wind up punishing the Republicans hard come November. And what happens if a democrat wins? Will they wait another four? And what's to stop democrats from doing the same thing if a Republican wins? This ends badly for Republicans if they wants to continue this, losing them the Senate a possibility as they have five states up in blue regions. Kelly Ayotte is not popular already in NH and any small push could unseat her. So congratulations, Republicans you are indeed douchebags of the week.

STUPIDITY REIGNS AS MORE SIGNS APPEAR THAT HUMANS ARE TOO DUMB TO SURVIVE!

Holy Christ, the human race is not much more evolved from the monkeys we came from, which is a fact by the way, not a theory, and anyone who says differently is exactly who this column is about. Is it just me or have IQ points plummeted these past few years? It has infected some states like a virus as seen first hand by the apparently lead poisoned residents of South Carolina who inexplicably like Hillary over Sanders and have a 90% approval ratings for former President George W. Bush, the worst president of all times.

How thick do you have to be to not remember eight short years ago where dumbass almost single handedly destroyed the planet? I double dog dare anyone to say W. was awesome to my face because, after I laugh hysterically for several hours, I will lay into that person as if he was on trial. There is no logical rational for not looking at W. with derision and contempt for the idiotic things he did in office which we are still paying for, and most of these yahoos now blame on Obama, like 9/11 which is beyond stupid. Yes Obama was not the savoir we all hoped for and this next election demands we try one last time. And if it doesn't, expect an uprising because people are getting sick of living in poverty here. Look at Greece. If they had guns, their government would be gone by now.

So what the fuck is wrong with South Carolina? Hillary still has a huge lead with black people, which flies in the face of reason as there is no way she does dick to help a single black person once in office. Or they can pick a guy who has been part of the civil rights movement since MLK and has a plan that could save millions of young black men from going to prison needlessly and ruining their lives. But no, they like the woman who epitomizes the status quo and all but guarantees that nothing will change. That is stupid squared. This election will not necessarily get us the leader we need. But it will get us the leader we deserve.

On top of all of this, we now have word that some oil company "lost" a bunch of nuclear material that they were inexplicably using in Iraq without proper safe guards. That stuff should have been under lock and key, along with several armed guards 24/7, but God forbid a corporation do something smart. This is the kind of leadership the GOP is clamoring for. Yeah, that'll work much better than a bloated and unworkable, but still functioning, government. Fears of a dirty bomb going off somewhere, most likely smuggled into Europe soon, should give us all pause. If a dirty bomb goes off in downtown Paris, the Middle East will burn, along with anyone who so much as even looks Muslim anywhere on Earth not majority so. Those people will get bombed back to the Stone Age. This is an extinction level event for a specific race, who may be wiped from the Earth, not unlike what we did here to Native Americans, just on a much bigger scale. This is the kind of thing I have warned people about since the 80's. And now it might come true. This is stupid beyond words because while radical terrorists may kill millions, billions of their own kind will die in response.

Things for refugees are going as badly as one could expect when one culture is dropped onto another without any preparations, as seen in Germany, Sweden and elsewhere throughout Europe. Rape is becoming endemic, where even small children are not safe from predators. A few weeks ago, a ten year old German boy was raped in a pool by a guy having a "sexual emergency" as he said he hadn't been laid in months.This is not an isolated incident as rape claims have been skyrocketing and covered up by governments for fear of what would happen if word got out of this occurring. This is a powder keg waiting to happen. Just think of what occurs after a dirty bomb attack anywhere on Earth. It would be an escalation to world war levels, but one in which China and Russia would be allies against the Middle East who will fall forever. The downside is the end of Muslims everywhere.

Lastly, let us talk about the GOP. What kind of special idiot is looking at just about anyone running for President on that side of the aisle? I hate Hillary Clinton with the fire of a thousand suns and even I would campaign for her if someone like Ted Cruz got the nomination. Ben Carson is clearly not qualified to even be running, yet he still has his supporters. Marco Rubio is a robot being pushed hard by the establishment. Jeb Bush is pulling up the rear for all polls now and after South Carolina may be dropping out. It is scary to see him next to his brother and realize that George at least has charm and an ability to speak to people. Jeb has none of that and only the dumbest Republicans are still looking at him to win. As bad as Trump is, he's the best candidate on that side of the aisle, with a slight nod toward John Kasich who at least is potty trained. Everyone else is pond scum. And Americans should know better.

CONSPIRACIES, WAR AND GOD CONTINUING TO MAKE ME SMILE!

The world may be going to hell in a handbasket but after the gift of Scalia rotting in his grave, God gave me two more freebies, just because I guess, when daily douchebags Kanye West and Martin Shkrelli both had epic meltdowns, and a weird connection between the two. Meanwhile, the dumbest conspiracies in the history of conspiracies are swirling around Supreme Court Justice Scalia's death. They are laugh out loud funny. Continuing to make me laugh, and not in a good way, is the possibility of either an economic downturn to end all downturns and/or the beginning of World War 3, both of which are scarily real.

Let's start with dessert first. Kanye West recently appeared for what might be his LAST SNL ever after reports of tantrums and a conniption fit right before going on state emerged. Lorne Michaels, who people say was "unnaturally calm" (showing everyone what a pro looks like) during the incident, calmed West down who was unhappy about the stage which did suck balls. It looked like a 1960's backdrop with bright lights and swirling colors. The fact his music was worse was a bigger problem.
It also came out that Cry Baby Jones was $53 million in debt due to a failing, way too expensive clothing line. Look it up and see the thousands he wants for a pair of pants. They are pants. Really? He had to go begging to Mark Zuckerberg, on Twitter of course, for a loan of, wait for it, one billion dollars for his ideas. This man is delusional and an untalented sap and way too many of you out there are egging him on. There is a lot of good music out there, if you go looking. Check out Courtney Barnett, Gary Clark Jr., Chris Stapleton, St. Vincent or a dozen other new acts that are far better than this dick.

Speaking of dicks, Martin Shkrelli got scammed out of $15 million dollars this week. Picture someone dancing hard as he throws confetti around when that news got read. Doofus gave $15 million in untraceable Bitcoin to a guy named Daquan, who this idiot thought was a representative of Kanye West, for sole ownership of his latest album, ala the Wu Tang Clan album dickless bought a few months back. Turns out Daquan was Da Gone with Da Moolah. HAHAHAHAHA! He has asked the creator of bitcoin for help tracing it down, but that may be near impossible considering how the bitcoin could be spent or even stored. These are the kind of scams I wish I had thought of because this ass deserved it. If the guy was ever caught and went to trial, he may walk just because Shkrelli is SUCH an asshole.

Continuing with the hilarious theme, right wing lunatics like the continually angry Alex Jones have said Scalia's death is suspicious. Now while he is occasionally right about some things, most of the time he is a dangerous blowhard who peddles unreasonable bullshit to a gullible public. The latest nonsense about Scalia and connections to the John Grishom novel, the Pelican Brief (Great book, lousy movie) about a Supreme Court Justice getting murdered are everywhere. Reports of Scalia with a pillow over his head and no autopsy have fueled baseless rumors. I sleep with a pillow over my head everynight. That doesn't mean I am trying to suffocate myself. Likewise, his health was in poor condition as confirmed by his doctor and the fact he went to the doctors twice that week for health issues. He was 79. Case closed.

Lastly, we have two stories oddly being buring by Western Media which is a HUGE cause for concern. The Zika virus, which I am convinced is a red herring, have led many doctors to publish reports questioning the virus' alleged connection with microcepheliacs, They too have not seen any hard evidence the two are connected, but may be to a pesticide that Monsanto is spraying ironically to contain mosquitoes. Where is that story on the news? So while they scream bloody murder about something that matters little, otherwise known as a distraction, while two much bigger stories are being ignored.

The first is that Deutsche Bank is hanging by a thread and if it goes under will affect the world economy one way or another, bailout or not. No major news outlet is talking about this. When the media says nothing about something big, you can bet it's bad. The Dow continues to separate from the rest of country as stock woes hit the wealthy as Main Street spent right along last month, demonstrating that swings in the stock market matter little to people who have no stake in the game and that is most of us. It doesn't change the fact that we are still starving down here.

Then there is what may be the start of WW3 which only appears in the back of some newspapers and nowhere on nightly news programs. As we speak, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and Syria are about to go to war. As Russia has troops there as well, what this means is a NATO member may be about to embark on a suicide mission in getting rid of Assad and taking the rest of us with them. Those alleged peace talks we keep hearing about was nothing more than smoke and mirrors and the fact that war may break out here at any minute is frightening. This is how world wars start and if we all stopped acting like alpha dogs for one minute, and getting rid of that loon PM Erdogan from Turkey would be a good start, peace may be possible. But not like this and expect this to go south quickly if that snowball starts rolling.

Not to be outdone North and South Korea are having fits with one another after the rocket launch last week sent a tumbling satellite to nowhere fast. But it was a huge provocation and South Korea responded by shutting down a jointly run factory amid allegations the North was siphoning wages from their workers. Kim Jung Un is equally lunaticy and thus between him and Erdogan, not helped by a paranoid, delusional Republican force in this country and an equally unstable Russia, we may not have long on this world. But I take comfort in the fact that Kanye and Shkrelli had really bad weeks. I can die happy knowing that.