Sunday, June 10, 2012

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: BARACK OBAMA

The presidents and democrats in general had a really bad week in a slow news cycle. Let's see those runner ups.

1)UN/Kofi Anon- As more and more people die in Syria as the so called cease fire does nothing, the UN proves it worthlessness by not being able to do anything to stop the massacres. Add to that the thoroughly corrupt Anon and you have a recipe for disaster.

2)Arby's bathrooms- A man claimed this week that a urinal sprayed a blast of steam at his crotch while using the toilet. Their response was "oh it's doing that thing again." Ouch. Anyone using a bathroom at Arby's should be very, very careful unless scalded penis is your cup of tea.

3)Bath Salt Drug- As three cases have surfaced over the past few weeks about people taking this awful new drug and then deciding to munch on a nearby human, can we maybe spend a little more time worrying about this and less about pot already? Yes, pot may give you the munchies but I've never heard of someone eating another human because of it.

4)Spain- The Spanish banking system is nearing collapse and will be given a huge bank bailout of over 100 million Euros to save them. The problem is that that amount may not be nearly enough to keep them afloat which spells real trouble for the failing Euro.

5)Lindsey Lohan- Trying to desperately restart a troubled career, Lohan was involved in a car accident this week with an eighteen wheeler resulting in a brief hospital stay. The producers were furious as she was NOT supposed to be driving at all during the shooting schedule and will almost certainly affect her insurance bond. Lindsey Lohan is hot, talented and a complete moron when it comes to her life. I hope she can stay clean and return to roles that are all going to Emma Stone right now.

6)Boston Celtics- They lost in game seven. Crap.

7)Republicans- They really didn't do anything horrible this week other then being Republicans which is enough to warrant a mention. However, the loss in Wisconsin has made other GOP states to start telling their public unions you too may be on the chopping block. Welcome to the new America where the employee is slave to the employer.

8)Eric Holder- How do we know Eric Holder is lying? He speaks. First he tells Congress that just because a document has "fast and furious" written on it, doesn't mean it applies to the failed program of gun lost to Mexican drug gangs. Right. Then he has the nerve to also tell Congress that the Obama administration is not going after medical marijuana dispensaries except for those breaking the law. This flies in the face of the over 200 dispensaries he has gone after in CA and CO, a majority of which were doing just fine and not breaking the law. The medical marijuana issue is killing the president's numbers in CO and driving down results in CA, RI, MI and countless other states as 75% of the country supports medical pot.

9)Obama- Besides the pot issue, Obama has a very bad week. His numbers are falling across the board, liberals are starting to turn on him and, during a press conference, actually said in true John McCain fashion "the private sector is doing just fine." Those same words haunted McCain in his bid for president as everyone can see the economy is NOT doing fine, the private sector is NOT doing okay and things are only good as seen through rose colored glasses. Add to that David Axelrod shooting his mouth off on various news cycles and Janet Napalitano readying the country for martial law, and President Romney no longer looks as unrealistic as it did just a month ago. Obama better realize he is the DEMOCRATIC nominee and start pushing liberal ideals that will help energize his base to vote for him. When people like "Obama girl," the hot bikini clad woman who made videos trumping her support for him say, "I don't know if I will vote for him again," you have a problem. Donations are drying up as grassroots money has all but stopped and union money, which would only go so far anyway, is also disappearing, you have a major headache on your hands. Obama has done this to himself in one self inflicted wound after another and shows no signs of abatement. So congratulations Obama you are indeed douchebag of the week.

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