Sunday, September 17, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: MARTIN SHKRELI!

Pharma-bro is back and his frat boy, smug ass smile disappeared when he got sentenced to a big boy prison for putting a hit of sorts on Hillary Clinton. It was the usual week of losers, schmucks and idiots, with Trump all over the place and seriously pissing off his base by daring to deal with the democrats. Like he was ever actually a Republican and not a grand opportunist. Suckers. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Democrats who hate Single Payer- The fight between progressives and retards in the Democratic party came to a head this week as sixteen left wingers all came out in support of a Medicare for all plan. The people I all like, such as Liz Warren, Bernie Sanders, Al Franken, and others, most of which are on the short list for potential runs for president in 2020, all came out for it. The ones that didn't, dinosaurs like Fienstein and Schmuer, all poo pooed it because they are fucking a hundred years old and need to go. They make Bernie look young in comparison. Vote these fuckers out in the primaries in 2018, 2020 or whenever their time is up. The democrat party needs an enema and shit like these assholes need to be flushed out.

9)Ted Cruz- I loathe this guy and found myself laughing that this douchebag liked a porn on Twitter and then had to backtrack something fierce. Yes, you read that right, Cruz liked and shared a porn on his account, erased it, and then had to spend the rest of the time explaining why it was there in the first place. He denied anything to do with it but his old college roommate swears Ted was a porn freak in college. Hypocrite much loser?

8)Ed Murray- Another politician, another sicko fuck in office. A recent study said that celibacy was the leading cause for pedophilia in the Catholic Church, a fact I have known for years. Other research shows that sexual frustration can lead to all sorts of deviant behavior. As politicians can have sex, this constant barrage of sex arrests is puzzling. Murray, the mayor of Seattle, stepped down this week after a fifth, FIFTH, accusation of sexual molestation of a minor came out, ending his career. After a lawsuit against him for sex crimes was dropped, douchebag held a press conference saying he was "completely vindicated" and reporters were using fake news with no sources. That opened the flood gates for more accusers to come forward and reporters uncovering evidence from child abuse records previously sealed. Oops. Way to go by daring the gods to expose you. Moron.

7)PewDePie- The one time YouTube sensation was exposed as a racist and possible Hitler lover, causing his star to fade as he was kicked off site after site. He denied ever being any of the things he was accused of. Then came this week, when on one of the few places he has left, called a fellow video gamer, "nigger" during the live video game feed he supplied. Wow, yeah, you're not a racist at all (eye roll here). Unless the person is a true douchebag of epic proportions (Eric Holder and Colin Powell I am looking at you), that name should never be used ever. Hopefully, this ass will fade into history.

6)Michael Issacson- This self described Antifa supporter and college professor at John Jay College got himself suspended for what can only be described as the dumbest tweet ever. This guy, who works at a school devoted to law enforcement actually tweeted that while some cannot figure why a guy like him would teach here, he was proud to teach future dead cops. Wait, what? I dislike cops immensely and even I wouldn't go so far to wish them dead. They all don't suck. Also, for a guy who works teaching future police, him at John Jay College is the equivalent of having a KKK supporter working at Howard. He got himself suspended and chances are good, fired eventually as well. People from both sides are epically stupid.
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5)Lynchings- This week, we got two types of lynching, one real, one imagined, both equally horrifying. The real one took place in Claremont, NH?, where a group of teen thought it would be funny to hang a biracial boy who was just eight years old. That is abhorrent. Almost as bad, a rapper I have never heard of and now want to see hang as well, XXXtentacion (nice fucked up name too loser) shot a video where he hangs a young white boy from a tree. Nothing there that will make white people nuts right? We are rapidly getting to a place where black people are going to see what real racism looks like if they continue with this. Understand I have been fighting against this for years now as I have black friends and they and I are worried about the extreme views being seen in both of our communities now. Stop racism on all sides or we all going to pay a heavy price.

4)Jason Stockley/the US Justice System- Another day, another black guy killed under strange circumstances. Stockley was a former cop fired for his shooting a black guy after a car chase. Video and DNA evidence seems to strongly suggest the gun was planted afterward the shooting and, as the word of a police officer right now has to be considered suspect in ALL cases given current cases demonstrating a tendency to lie. giving Stockley the benefit of the doubt is antithetical to reason. The judge said he couldn't come up with a way he could have planted the gun, but even a rudimentary examination of the video shows it could have happened, and his excuse was flimsy at best. And this trial wasn't even a jury one so I can't even fall them. What this means is that black people are so seen as OTHER now that even judges are finding against them. Congrats black people, you wanted to be seen as separate and not equal and you got it. Enjoy prison morons which had you voted for Bernie, hell even Hillary, you wouldn't be looking at the utter destruction of black people for the next four years. The justice system now really is rigged against you and you did it to yourselves with your BLM bullshit. Mozel Tov!
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3)Rick Scott and the Rehab Center in Florida- Eight elderly people died after Hurricane Irma hit this week when generators died and temperatures soared into then hundreds. Nevermind the fact that this place had been fined numerous times for NOT having things like a working generator, they weren't the ultimate problem here. That would be Uncle Fester impersonator Rick Scott who helped foster a climate of deregulation and ignored pleas of help coming from the facility who notified authorities they were trouble days earlier. They got no response. As Scott may be making a run for Congress in 2018, I hope people are reminded he help kill eight people here.

2)Republicans, Trump and DACA- Trump made a lot of Republicans mad when he made a deal with democrats to fund Harvey relief and kicked the debt ceiling down the road three months. They went fucking nuts when he said he made a deal with democrats about DACA and even possibly not pulling out of the climate change agreement. You would have thought he said babies taste delicious. The right went ballistic, calling him a traitor and the like, unaware that Trump was always likely to do this as his politcal whims move at a stiff breeze. While some of his more moderate supporters agreed with him, the Nazi types all went crazy and burned their MAGA hats on line. Trump is in real trouble with the Mueller probe that currently looks like it might prove a third of the GOP guilty, including people like Reice Prebuis and Paul Ryan, which may decimate the Republicans if proved true. The Facebook info, which shows the Republicans targeted highly specific individuals that many feel was impossible without US help, is now subpoenaed by Mueller. This case may end the GOP once and for all. Good.
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1)Martin Shkreli- This dick got his comeuppance this week when a judge ruled he violated the terms of his bail and was being sent to jail immediately. Assmunch announced a bounty on a lock of Hillary Clinton's hair, which set off a danger hearing, which he lost. Word was that fucking smug smile disappeared when he heard this and his lawyer literally begged for anything else. The judge was undeterred and sent him to the Brooklyn Sunset Park prison in NYC which is not a country club like he was thinking but a MAXIMUM security prison housing some of the worst NYC has to offer like murders, rapists and even terrorists. There are two sections, one nice, one a rotting shell with rats and dripping water. I hope he is in that side. I hate this guy so I hope he gets raped a lot in there or even a nice shanking. Congradultions you ass, you are indeed douchebag of the week. Don't drop the soap loser.

PS- I will be off this week with a huge project but I will be back by next Sunday dear readers.

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