10)The New England Patriots- As a long time fan and not a band wagon jumper as many became, the opener for the Pats reminded me of seeing them in my high school/college days when they sucked hard. They were so bad back then you could walk up to the ticket booth at Foxboro and get good seats for cheap on game day. Today, they would laugh at you if you tried that. But wow, if they weren't the spitting image of those days this past weekend where they couldn't get anything going, lost two major players to injury and got blown out by Kansas City. They shouldn't whoop and holler to much about their win which also saw the loss of two key players, more penalties than I have seen in years and a personal foul by their dick quarterback who kicked a Pat in the nuts at one point on purpose. All in all, the Pats sucked and their defense is in serious trouble, again. Sigh.
9)Eric Bolling- This guy had a bad week. He got fired from Fox News for sending dick pics to coworkers, which it SO ironic because this ass gave it bad to Anthony Weiner for doing the exact same thing. Hypocrite. Then, just to add a ton of salt on that wound, hours later, his son killed himself, probably because he realized what a giant tool his father was and wanted to be free and clear of any association he could ever have. Ouchtown, population you bro. It couldn't happen to a bigger douche. Even more hysterical, Bolling said he is contemplating a Senate run in Virginia. Good luck with that as Weiner's tried comeback blew up in his face too. Can't wait to see the trainwreck if he tries this in Virginia of all places.
8)Fredrick Desmond Scott- Because it has been disaster week on planet Earth, this is one story that escaped through the cracks. Scott, a 22 year old black man from Kansas City, Missouri, was arrested this week for killing two white men and is suspected in the deaths of three other white people. They were not known to the defendant and three were just walking their dogs when he allegedly stabbed them. He has been quoted as saying he wants to "kill all white people." What a winner. His mom wonders how he became so radicalized against white people as he never had those feeling before, which reminds of every Muslim terrorist parent ever. I am positive groups like BLM influenced this ass, as they have also been implicated in the deaths of at least fifteen people and dozens more injured, almost all either white, police or both. BLM is a terrorist group whether they want to admit or not. Their hate rhetoric is getting people killed. If they stopped doing bullshit like blocking roads and shooting cops, they might realize that the only way this stops is by either a) getting politicians to respect their cause or b) making life difficult for the assholes causing this and not some poor schmuck on the street trying to get to work.
7)Theresa Jo Burchfield- Another story missed this week is this one about Trump's ethics lawyer's wife, who was arrested this week for having sex with an inmate at the prison where she worked. This is the same lawyer who represented Bush during the Florida recount case so ethics probably shouldn't be in any title this guy has. His wife is a real whore though. Karma, bitch.
6)Climate Change deniers- Decades ago, I wrote a paper of changing climate norms where I showed that increased water vapor in the atmosphere due to rising temperatures would make hurricanes less frequent due to increased wind sheer and other factors but the ones that did survive would be bigger and nastier than we had ever seen. Evidence from the last twenty years proves that hypothesis I made as an undergrad in the early nineties. This has also been supported by decades of research by those much better qualified than me to talk about this and have said essentially the exact same thing. Hurricane Irma is about wipe Tampa from the map and way too many say climate change is a hoax. Tell that to the dozens, perhaps hundreds of morons about to drown on the Florida west coast that it isn't real.
5)Rush Limbaugh- This tub of swamp gas and dirty nickles actually told his idiot listeners that Hurricane Irma was a liberal hoax meant to sell water and camping supplies. But then had to leave his Florida home which he said was for "security reasons," but really was because a hurricane was coming. What a tool.
4)North Korea- This deranged midget is going to kill us all if he continues with his buffoonery. He is threatening another missile launch, one that might be aimed at Guam. This would be a miscalculation of epic proportions because at the very least we WILL shoot that down and might even start a war as a result. General Mathis has been clear that this will be considered an act of war if he does it and it should be seen as such. Sooner or later, this guy is going to get nuked back to Mars.
3)Equifax- These corporate douchebags decided not to pay the pennies on the dollar it costs to protect the most serious information one can have and now have a breach of epic proportions. This computer is well protected against Malware and hacking and I still cannot comprehend that companies with billions in assets and liability said. Nah, instead. That kind of attitude has led to a $70 billion lawsuit against them, which may balloon higher as these fuckers lost one third of the nations most sensitive information and never bothered to tell anyone until a month later. Just as bad, three executives got caught selling $1.8 million in stock weeks back before the news sank their stock. No insider trading there right? Check your credit people because the lax attitudes from this credit company just fucked us all.
2)Donald Trump- First, he pulled back on DACA this week, pulling the rug out from Republicans who didn't want this fight right now and now have yet another weapon that the democrats will use in 2018 against them. The backlash was predictable. But then, he whiplashed the other way and cut a deal with Democrats to extend the debt ceiling until December, gave aid to Harvey victims, and bitch slapped GOP leaders as he did so. Republicans were FURIOUS after this and with good reason as Trump just ass reamed them without lube. He is also talking about another EO if Congress doesn't come up with a DACA replacement in six months, further straining his relationship with Congress. Meanwhile, the Russians are openly saying on state media that they have blackmail stuff versus Trump and will release it if they feel like it. I am fairly positive this stuff exists which if true, could spell doom sooner than later for Trump. However, this may take a lot of the GOP down with them as rumors abound that Ryan and McConnell are knee deep in this too. That's funny.
1)Hillary Clinton- Someone get the car and I'll find a spot to leave her because this bitch cannot take a hint that she is not wanted anymore. Her latest book is a travesty at the time when unity is needed not this blame game crap that she is peddling to less than stellar results. Can we make this her LAST book please? It's not like any of her other books, two of which I read and wish I hadn't, are great masterpieces of literature, but this crapfest is toilet ready at best. I don't condone book burning but in this case I would make an exception as long as we include her books, Rush Limbagh, Sean Hannity, anything written by a real Housewife or a Kardashian and the entire cannon of L.Ron Hubbard. Clinton blames Bernie, his supporters, the Russians, James Comey and probably even the moon for her historic loss versus Orange Hitler. At no point does she make mention of her complete lack of new ideas, like support for single payer or legal weed, and instead rehashed the same Obama era bullshit we weren't buying anymore. Likewise, her ad campaign was horrific with not one making any impact at all. Had she made ads that I don't know made him look crazy, or perverted or even as Hitler, she might have won. Instead we got forgettable ads where small girl children had to be protected from the words or Trump. Yawn. Yeah, don't show Nazi storm troopers dancing down the street to the echoes of Trump because THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! Put that in your fucking book. You sucked as a candidate due to an inability to connect in any human way with people. Say what you want about Trump, but he was far more charismatic than the sickly grandmother we got stuck with. The minute she got sick and tried to cover it up, it was over. She mishandled every opportunity to win versus the most unpopular person she could hope to be up against and even fesses us to some of that in the book. This is why democrats lose. They think of the right thing to do and then do the exact opposite. She flip flopped on free trade so much her word was no longer believable. Her history was so tainted with taking money from big banks, Bill Clinton, her foundation, Vince Foster and a dozen other things that should have had quit after losing in 2008. But no, the DNC cheated and we got stuck with a person who couldn't win, the reason we had those fucking super delegates in this first place was to prevent this. Instead, the world is going to burn because identity politics trumped the best man for the job. I hate this woman and will dance when she is six feet under. Congratulations bitch, you are douchebag of the week. Go to hell.
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