10)Madonna- Some people don't know when to go quietly into that good night. Hillary Clinton is throwing Molotov cocktails at the Democratic party with her new crappy book. Sean Spicer is trying to mainstream himself with less than stellar results, including a cringe inducing appearance at the Emmy's. But no one flamed out like Madonna did this week. Did you know she put out a new album this week? Apparently no one else did either as she only sold a nut shrinking 3500 copies over a two day period. Ouch! This blog gets more hits than that in two days and even I know this site is somewhat obscure, unlike the super rich, famous and quite insane Madonna. Maybe it's time to stop touring as she is like a hundred now and acting like a pop princess is just kind of sad now.
9)Sean Spicer- Go AWAY! People were rightfully PISSED he showed up the Emmy's "joking" about his idiotic debut when he claimed falsely that the inauguration was the largest ever in the history of time, demonstrating what we now know is a dangerous administration incapable of telling the truth about anything. Look at that, Trump really IS a politician after all. It did not go over well and, truth be told, was really tone deaf. The producers and Stephen Colbert didn't see that coming? Spicer has been looking for a media job but so far he has been rejected by them all, including, hilariously, Fox. Time to find a job out of the spotlight guy because that road is closed.
8)Marshall Green- This guy will be forever known as Hurricane Sign Language Guy after a spectacular failure while giving life saving info for Florida as Hurricane Irma barreled toward them. They didn't have anyone who could sign so they picked someone with as much sign ability as I have who began to throw off words like Pizza, Monster, and Bear. People who were deaf were outraged as this rank amateur butchered their language for a very important message. The thinking at the time was better him than nobody. No, nobody would have been better. Idiots.
7)Tom Price- The head of the EPA is a dick. That is hardly a new sentiment but this week hit new lows as a real hypocrite. As a senator, he railed against the Obama administration using plane travel at all for anything, using cost as a cudgel. But then flash forward to him in power and we find he is using private planes, which cost taxpayers $25K for ONE trip, when he could have just as easily taken a commuter jet for $750. His response is his time is valuable. Our tax dollars are too you ass.
6)Betsy DeVos- Another Trump loser who this week pulled back protections from rape victims as schools. Is that really what people wanted? While I will agree that there seem to be too many fake accusations that have ruined men's lives, this move seems to move the pendulum back too far the other way which will discourage women, or men, from reporting rapes. Can't we leave things alone instead of constantly tinkering with them?
5)Media- The Republicans are lying to the America people. How fucking hard is it to SAY that? I have watched news media dance around the fact that many of the Republican party, including the goddamned President of the United States, when it comes to what is in their fucked up health care bill, lie, lie and lie some more. And the reporter just stands there with a shit eating grin on his face, somehow unable to say the words, "THAT IS A LIE!" The bill does NOT protect people with pre-existing conditions, it will cost more, and we ALL will lose out insurance over the next decade as it gets priced out of existence for all but the richest. How fucking hard is that to say as it's only your fucking job!?
4)North Korea- This deranged midget is going to kill us all. The chances for a miscalculation here is sky high, especially if he dies something suicidal like fire a nuke at the Pacific. No above ground testing has been done by anyone since 1980 and with good reason, the fallout is hell on the environment. It also will start a nuclear war as that is a serious red line to cross. Pray he doesn't do this ever.
3)Trump- What the fuck Trump. Your numbers are going up, you make a deal with the democrats, you haven't screwed up Hurricane relief (surprisingly just the opposite go figure) and all you had to do was keep your mouth shut for three seconds. He didn't make it to one as he royally screwed the pooch with an unhinged rally speech were he went off on Hillary, and the chant of course, the wall that will be built, and then the cherry on top, how anyone who kneels at a sporting event out to be fired, ignoring the fact that the first amendment is front and center here. While I have come to view hate speech as something that should be controlled, protest speech is definitely protected, even if I don't agree with it, and in this case, I do not agree with Kaepernick but I support this right to his protest. That is what America is all about. Trump on the other hand made every athlete of any color side with K and that has shown so far as almost every NFL owner has condemned this act by Trump, including friends like Bob Kraft, Tom Brady and Bill Bilichick. The Warriors said they weren't going to the White House anymore because of this, a tradition around since JFK. This, plus his support for the almost dead Trumpcare bill will see those higher number plummet right back into the basement. What a moron.
2)Republicans- These douchebags are still trying to kill Obamacare and it appears to be finally not going to happen. Susan Collins said today there is almost no chance she supports this bill and while Lisa Murkowski isn't talking, word is she will also vote no on it, driving a stake through this horror show once and for all. Some Republicans however will not walk away from this unscathed. Dean Heller in NV can start packing up his office because his wishy washy stance on health care pissed off both sides and now he is in real danger of no even making it past the primaries as he is 26 points behind his opponent. Nevada is going more blue so chances are really high that the democrats capture this seat regardless. Jeff Flake, Ted Cruz and even the winner in Alabama face closer races than you would think in red states. All are vulnerable. Alabama's democrat, Doug Jones, got an unexpected boost when Roy Moore's campaign bus idiotically misspelled their domain name, which Jones purchased and now goes to his website instead. Free advertising. He is also down in the polls by less than four points, a sign that even in Alabama, Republicans are starting to having second thoughts. Staple this stupid health care bill to whoever runs and watch the votes start to pour Jones' way.
1)Graham and Cassidy- I have decided I now fucking HATE these two assholes to such an extent I will now actually dance when these two fuckers die. I hate them more than Trump, more than mushrooms, more than Justin Bieber even. It was bad enough they are trying to push through a truly evil bill that will kill millions, they are lying through their teeth about it. Cassidy got it the worst after Jimmy Kimmel hammered these two this week, calling Cassidy a liar for when he appeared on his show. When Kimmel is the only media voice to actively call this out is so fucked up I don't know where to start. Kudos to Kimmel though for saying these two are liars and should be kicked out of office tomorrow. Anyone who votes for either of these two ever is a fuckhead of epic proportions. People like this have to dragged out of office one way or another and if we don't, sooner or later some shit bill is going to pass and we all going to suffer as a result. The GOP is trying to kill us. Wake up to that. So fuck you two, you are indeed douchebag of the week.
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