Sunday, October 29, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: FOX NEWS! WHY ISN'T THIS STATION CALLED PROPAGANDA?

Another week, another round of absolute idiocy. Whether it is right wing lunatics trying to kill us all or withering snowflakes going out of the way lately to be super racist against white people and somehow not realizing it, the world is coming to an inglorious end. I warned people back in 2012 that this was in the cards but no one listened then and no one is listening now. Trump and Fox News are conspiring to keep you stupid and their fucking "news" programs are beyond reprehensible at this point. To say they are lying to you on a second by second basis is an understatement. We are a cliff right now where violence is GOING to happen, especially if Orange Hitler does something asinine like fire Mueller, which many of think he is itching to do. With indictment coming as soon as Monday, the White House is panicking and their strategy this week shows it. What happens after tomorrow is anyone's guess but prepare for the worst. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Bill O'Reilly- What a pig. I never liked the guy as he always came across a giant blowhard. I've read a couple of his books and found them to be, without a doubt, some of the worst crap I have ever seen. His Killing Kennedy book was more laughable than Gerald Posner's Case Closed, who is STILL being interviewed by the press for some stupid reason as his career ended in a plagiarism scandal and the book in question is provably wrong. O'Reilly, still maintaining his innocence for groping women and sending them gay porn, revealed he had to pay a $32 million to a former guest on his O'Reilly Factor show. No one pays that amount of money and is innocent. Just like Trump, he says he has "conclusive" evidence he is innocent but didn't want to "put his children through an exhaustive trial." Yeah, because nothing makes your children hate you more than hearing you are innocent. This guy is SO guilty AND a liar. Fuck him.

9)Mark Halperin- This one hurt. I have been following this guy's career since Game Change came out and was really looking forward to his expose on the last election. Well that is probably never going to happen as his book was pulled, he was fired from Showtime and MSNBC all because doofus can't keep it in his pants while working with ABC. Now, to be fair, he did say he changed his attitude after leaving and there are no complaints after he left the station as he has said but still how hard is it to NOT masturbate in front of women, especially ones not interested in participating. Men really are pigs.

8)Anti-white bullshit- Okay can we please stop with the attacks on white men. It is getting old fast. We are not ALL rapist or idiots or racists. Some of us are highly evolved even. Lumping us all together IS racist and anti male. Lately, there has been a huge upswing in this idiotic practice. First off, we had Christ Church in Alexandria, VA saying they are removing a plaque that commemorates where Washington sat at church. How is that controversial? Because he owned slaves and history is not allowed to be seen through any eyes but modern ones. That will not end well as EVERYONE has some sort of issue. This is being seen as several professors nationwide are calling things like math and language racists because white people invented them. One asshole went so far as to say reason is racist and we should be looking at gender neutral math and science. What exactly the fuck is that? Kids are being told that wanting to dress up like your favorite movie character is "cultural appropriation," a factor that does NOT exist. This is why more and more people HATE black people. This is going to get ugly fast if people don't calm the fuck down. A race war is not out of the question at this rate.
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7)Megyn Kelly- Holy Cow does this bitch suck at her job hard! Ratings have devolved to such an extent she was literally dancing last week. Her attacks on O'Reilly were nice but truth be told, she is a terrible journalist who only got to where she was because pigs over at Fox News really wanted to fuck her. She has pissed off so many people she is struggling to find guests to come on and when she does, she asks cringe-worthy questions. Her days may be numbered if her ratings continues to Titanic.

6)Scott Brown- This guy can be a real idiot when he wants to. He lost the Senate election here in MA by idiotically using the term "professor" in a derogatory tome toward Liz Warren, which in a highly educated state like this one, came off as petty and small. Now dumbass as committed another faux pas when, as the ambassador to Somoa, when he insulted residents by complimenting them on their appearance. While that doesn't sound bad say at home, it is a cultural thing that was insulting to them. Helpful hint for any ambassador: read the goddamned list of do's and don't's for wherever you are stationed. Different cultures have different norms. Is everyone in the Trump administration allergic to reading?

5)Georgia Election Board- Some investigators wanted to look at the election results for the last special election, mainly because of questions about it's veracity. Three days after the lawsuit was filed, the data was erased. Nothing suspicious there right? This is what the president should be looking at but he is way too obsessed about his opponent who he does know lost right?
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4)Whitefish- A small company got a huge $300 million bid to help reconstruct Puerto Rico's electrical grid. The problem with this is the company only has two employees, the rest is subcontracted work, and all in the same area our secretary of the Interior, Ryan Zinke, is from and who knows the company owners. The costs are higher than if we went with an established company, one that has been getting into a pissing contest with the area's politicians, going so far as to say they might leave and take their toys with them. Classy. This is corruption plain and simple.

3)Paul Manafort- This guy is going to jail according to everyone looking at the latest scandal to hit the Trump White House. While it is unclear if he is one of those being arrested Monday, his day of  reckoning is coming regardless. News sources are reporting at least 13 wire transfers he made appear illegal, leading to charges possibly for things like money laundering. There is also the millions he owed that disappeared after telling the Russians he could deliver them Trump. This guy is fucked.

2)Trump- What a buffoon. He angered the Iranians something fierce during a speech, regardless of ideology, when he idiotically called the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf. He might as well have called them greasy losers. They HATE being called Arab, the same as Chinese people being called Japanese, or vice versa. Way to get our enemies to unite in their hatred for us. He is continuing to screw up Obamacare with death by a thousand cuts. His tax plan will kill millions. But 30% of the country still supports him so a big fuck you to them. I hope you all die and if things go south this week as it might, you may just that as such. Violence will erupt if dumbass fires Mueller. Bet on it.
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1)Fox News- What a terrible channel this has turned into. It is borderline CNN unwatchable now. This week bombshell came out about Mueller and Trump and instead they focused on Hillary 24/7. News that Mueller was going to induct someone ran on every other channel while Fox went after everything but. Watching this channel with no context whatsoever would lead someone else to believe Hillary was out president and a crooked one at that. They have been blowing smoke over this country to such an extent I can hardly stand it. Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity are the worst and should be seen as dangerous at this point. Look, I think violence is only needed when as a last resort. We are getting to that point as soon as this week. Other columns have said what I will here: if Mueller gets fired this week, this country burns. No one is walking away from this. We need millions of armed people to surround the White House and demand Trump's resignation if this does indeed go there. And God help the cops, or even worse, Trump supporters, if they show up to remove us. There is a reason we have guns and this is exactly why. We aren't there yet, but if Trump decides to not follow the rule of law, neither should any of us. And Fox News is making things worse. So fuck you Trump, his supporters, and especially Fox News. You are all douchebag of the week.

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