Sunday, October 15, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: HOLY FUCK IT'S DONALD TRUMP BY A MILE! AGAIN! THIS IS GETTING OLD FAST AMERICA!

Harvey Weinstein did the exact same thing as Trump by sexually attacking women, only one got thrown to the wolves and the other got into the White House. Even stranger, Fox News went off on the producer, somehow unaware that every insult they hurled his way, bounced right back at them. Why is the president a protected individual while everyone else is a perv? The answer is a frightening one and one we better take seriously because the Republican party is a proven experiment in how a religious/fascist government could arise by the dumbest motherfuckers ever voting for it. If we don't start demanding the immediate resignation of Trump, there isn't going to be a country, perhaps even a world worth a bucket of spit soon. The clock is ticking and there is almost no time left. Let's see those runner ups in one of the worst weeks in American history, mainly because we may all end soon.
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10)Harvey Weinstein- What a pig. It is bad enough that this week dozens of people, mostly famous ones, came forward with sickening stories of rape, molestation and other forms of sexual assault. It doesn't help that he looks like someone who threw up in the back of taxi covered in cat hair. I can see why he had to rape women as what self respecting female would touch that. Not his wife anymore who hightailed it out of there stat. Allegedly he has been suicidal and delusional as he told a news crew he hopes for a "second chance." HAHAHAHA! Never going to happen. What is it with the delusional people like him and Bill Cosby who think they can recover from these allegations? He is DONE. He'll be lucky to stay out of prison. His actions have destroyed his reputation and may have killed his company as well. He deserves all of this.

9)Matt Damon and Ben Affleck- I have always been a little bitter towards these two after my awesome screenplay didn't even make the second round during the first project Greenlight. Worse was the fact that the film that won, along with the next one as well, sucked so hard I can't believe these guys made it into films at all. If they thought these two screenplays were good, they don't know how to read. Even worse, they ruined their most recent version where I made hysterically accurate predictions at everything that was going to go wrong when they hired a director who I knew was trouble from previous experience working with someone just like him. The new head of the studio I was Vice President of and the director of the film we were trying to get funding for (and I wrote), made a series of bone headed decisions that bankrupted us. Damon and Affleck should have known better but instead made a movie that was the worst one so far. Then there is this week were Damon came off as an apologist for Weinstein while Affleck had several people come out and say he groped them too. This will affect their career, especially the new Justice League movie. Damon may walk away unscathed but Affleck has a real problem. And unlike George Clooney who had some psycho accuse him of sexual harassment which was so obviously made up (she said ALL her co-stars and director knew about it. Right.), there is photographic evidence (somewhat) of the incident and has been now labeled Buttman, for his OTHER accuser who says he groped her ass and did it to a lot of woman at some Hollywood party he was at years back. You guys, especially Affleck, are screwed.

8)Jeff Payne- Called this one dead on. Payne was the cop caught on tape dragging a nurse out of a Utah hospital because he thought he could. Turns out, he was wrong and got officially fired this week. he is appealing the decision but the best case he could hope for is a demotion and desk duty, and even that is unlikely. That was the exact punishment however for the LT how told him it was okay to arrest her. Oops. I also know that once you get a black mark on your record, your career is effectively finished. You can NEVER get promoted and you usually get the shittiest jobs there. Next time, think before you act. Times are changing and cops, like Hollywood producers, are no longer protected. They may not go to jail EVER but at least a lot of them are getting fired.

7)NFL- These guys have a serious problem. People are turning out in droves, either because players are kneeling or because Kaepernick isn't playing. Either way, ratings are down. The NFL doesn't want to force people to stand but it has to realize that these protest are killing their bottom line. Keep it up and they may lose their jobs, especially if it goes under due to lack of support. Protests are fine but you may want to think about getting paid too.
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6)Ryan Zinke- What is it with Trump cabinet members? This guy, Secretary of the Interior, is nuts. He has run into opposition from Republicans when he wanted to close some parks and national monuments, which made hunters and fisherman crazy, as well as opening some others to drilling and mining. He threatened Lisa Murkowski during the health care debate over withholding funds from the state. Weirder, he has a "special flag" that is hoisted whenever he is in his office. Okay. Worst of all, much like everyone else in the Trump administration, he has been using private plane travel for the flimsiest of reasons, costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars and now being looked at closer. Good. What a dick.

5)Democrats- What part of this country is literally on fucking fire do you not get? How the democrats are not hopping mad over the last week is beyond me. Instead we get the same pussy bullshit these guys are known for. Why is it Pelosi and Shumer when they get "mad," act like they got served the wrong meal at Denny's? How about telling it like it is and calling the president a douchebag who is insane and going to get us all killed? You guys seem INCAPABLE of fighting at this point which means you literally are the fucking Weimar Republic, who did the exact same thing, which led to the rise of Hitler and WW2. Fucking stand up for something, anything already or prepare to live in a country under martial law when the public starts rioting in mass numbers.

4)Justice System- If there was ever a clearer picture about how there are TWO justice systems in this country, this week proved it. Cryus Vance, the fucktard Manhattan DA, has been caught red handed taking bribes from rich assholes to avoid jail. Now they don't call them bribes because, according to our Supreme Court, only if the politician gets a big bag of money with a dollar sign on it is bribery. Anything else, like contributions to political campaigns, is just fine. Convictions were overturned for the corrupt former governor of Virginia and his wife, as well as the inevitable clearing of Bob Menendez, currently on trial, with very little chance of a conviction, let alone one sticking. Ivanka and her husband were on the verge of prison when a donation to Vance's campaign made the changes disappear. Weinstein bought his way out too. This is why poor people go to jail even if they are innocent while the rich murder is with impunity. Thus country is getting to a point where laws don't matter. When that threshold is crossed, look out below.
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3)Fox News- You guys are getting worse at you job. I have listened to idiots, like that bitch Kennedy, whine and moan about Harvey Weinsten and why Hillary hasn't commended him significantly yet, PLEASE! Where was that same level of outrage with the current groper in chief? Trump was accused of the EXACT SAME THING. And he's the fucking president. Locker room talk it wasn't as he physically assaulted women, one even saying she was raped when she was fourteen by Trump. Had that woman had the balls to testify, instead of running away when she got death threats, Trump would have lost. Thanks a lot lady. Your cowardice damned us all. This channel sucks.

2)Republicans- Speaking of cowards, how is possible that Ryan and McConnell can walk upright without spines? These guys better get the message that Trump supporters HATE them and are going to get rid of them in the next election. Ryan is in real trouble as he runs in 2018 and has an approval rating somewhere between spoiled meat and trapped in a elevator with Gilbert Gottfreid for a week. There is a real possibility that they get primaried out and, depending on the mood of the country, either sets up a wave of blue or a red streak of far right Nazis. Either way, the GOP establishment is on borrowed time. Time to come out AGAINST Trump, as Bob Corker has, or face annihilation. Your choice.
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1)Trump- What a giant fuckwad he was this week. Chances are good, he has killed us all. People are panicking behind closed doors right now because they know what I do. WE. ARE. FUCKED! So far, he threw out birth control protections for women, destroyed our health care system, left people to die in Puerto Rico and just made the US a pariah state by ending the Iran deal, that is as good as dead. The ramifications from the last one will have effects for generations, like Woodrow Wilson getting the 16th amendment passed illegally to George w. Bush breaking the world. Trump is about to end it. Just by doing what he has done to the Iran deal, he has effectively killed it, and with it, any chance for peace. Our treaties are going to be seen as worthless, North Korea will never talk to us now, and as a result, war is inevitable with one, perhaps two, countries, and eventually, everyone else. We are all dead. We just don't know it yet. I told you voting for Trump would end the world. I was right. We have very little time left, perhaps even weeks at this point. Sooner than later, dumbass is going to attack North Korea, especially if the moron over there is dumb enough to fire a missile at Guam, as he has said he is going to. It's game over people. It is only a matter of when now. So congratulation Trump voters and Trump himself. You are all douchebag of the week.

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