Sunday, December 10, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: DONALD TRUMP! WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EVER END!

It has been a banner week for stupidity. Our president is a moron hell bent on ending the planet as rubes here at home cheer him on. Alabama will decide if we are a nation of good decent people, or Nazi pedophile approving scum. Either way, the GOP is going to lose, either physically or morally. Meanwhile, our news media is doing its absolute best to convince everyone that they are really fake news, considering how many stories they got wrong this week. And rumor is, next week the media is going to releases a who's who of politicians who have been accused of sexual harassment. That could lead to a blood bath. The end is coming. Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Blake Farenthold- This fat fuck from Texas is the latest politician to get called out for sexual harassment. It couldn't happen to a better guy as this ass is a true douchebag. After allegedly telling a staffer he was having wet dreams about her and she could wear shirts that show off her nipples, she quit and sued the representative. She got $84,000 for her troubles and the knowledge she would never work in Washington again. In fact, she is having a hard time finding any employment because of this. Some have asked for this dick to resign. More in the GOP should be.

9)Paul Manafort- Is this guy just stupid or is he insane? I can't decide. While on bail, and forbidden from commenting publicly on his case, or interacting with the Russians, dumbass did both. He got caught writing an op-ed piece, defending himself in an article that would have been given a pen name to cover his ass, along side a known Russian operative. This may jeopardize his bail. Ha Ha. This guy is so going to jail.

8)Philadelphia- Some Democratic losers decided that keeping people safe in inner city areas was too hard and is now trying to pass a law that will literally kill people. Some idiots there think that if they get rid of bullet proof glass on windows and between customers, their mind set will change. The only thing that will change is the amount of body bags needed. They do know the reason the glass is there right? It is not a decorative choice. Needless to say store owners are pissed, rightfully saying their employees will die if this happens. Why is nobody smart anymore?
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7)Alabama voters- This state is retarded. The white people are voting for a child molester who likes slavery and small children. Black people may not show up because Jones is white. Madness. If black people do show up, Moore loses. They sit home, Moore wins. If he does win, I don't want to hear about white privilege anymore. If you really want to vote, you can. It may be a giant pain in the ass due to voter repression laws, but it can be done if you persevere. If Moore wins, the GOP loses either way, but Alabama is going to be the face of Moore for the next 25 years as George Wallace was until just recently. Hope you like nobody coming to your state for any reason if this race goes south.

6)MSM- Wow do you guys suck this week. I have lost track as to how many stories the media got wrong this week. From the Wikileaks story about Don Jr, to Trump's crowd size, to getting a quote wrong, attributing it to the wrong person. And that was just this week. If you wanted people to scream FAKE NEWS and be right, you have succeeded. This is what happens when you rush to get information out without verifying it first. Allegedly, in the Don Don story, "multiple" people confirmed it. If true, there is a concentrated effort to spread fake news, embarrassing the MSM, but that would never happen would it? Oh that's right it happens every day lately. What it did do was kill any of these rumor spreaders from being taken seriously again. I wouldn't believe them ever again. Let us see how the media responds to this.

5)#MeToo- This has officially jumped the shark this week. The amount of deception on both sides is disgusting. The Democrats threw Al Franken to the wolves for politcal gain, not realizing they just helped weaponize this movement. The latest Franken accuser said he grabbed her around the waist and squeezed. TWICE! Well, that settles it. Al Franken should die for what he did because any monster who dared to touch a woman's midsection is guilty of molestation and should be put to death right? Had Franken come out and said that these stories were bullshit from day one, he would still be in office and help expose a right wing push to get rid of people they don't like. Franken was a test run. Let us see what 2018 brings. Then we have Moore's accuser who turns out did lie, giving the GOP a much needed boost in Alabama. I was concerned with the two types of ink seen in the yearbook and it turns out there was problem as the accuser forged part of it. Had she come out in the beginning and said this, there would be less of a problem. Now the whole story has to be thrown out. This has turned into a witch hunt for both sides. It also shows no signs of stopping. Trent Franks found that out hard when he got ousted for offering five millions dollars for one of his interns to be a surrogate for a baby. The horror. He never asked to sleep with her, just carry his child, which his wife can't, and pay for it. He left because he knew what a shit storm this was, even though it was over nothing. That is where out politics is headed. A lot of people are going to get drummed out who shouldn't.
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4)Roy Moore- What kind of asshole is voting for this lunatic? In the last few weeks he has come out as pro-slavery, pro-child molestation, pro-Nazi, pro-Putin and cheats money from a charity. What a great Christian role model huh? Yet, he is still ahead in some polls. WTF Alabama? If Moore wins, I hope you like being tied to the hip with this loser, just like Wallace was for decades later. Black people show up to vote, he loses, They stay home, he wins. It is that simple. Either way, the GOP is in for a rough ride post Tuesday.

3)Democrats- God you guys suck. You drove Al Franken from the Senate with NO due process. This is especially troubling as there was ample evidence the stories were ALL made up. But democratic women, a group I am rapidly beginning to hate, said he had to go and that was it. Nevermind the fact the stories all sounded fake, out he went. Then take Alabama. Was there NO black person to run down there? If you had run a black man or woman down there, he would win handedly. But as black people are super racist lately, voting for any white person, even one as good as Jones has been to them, is not going to happen. And if they don't, they will suffer even worse. The Democrats have also shot themselves in the foot by not bringing high level black people like Deval Patrick or Cory Booker until this past weekend, way after voter registration has ended. These guys are going to continue to lose until they get a clue that the political landscape had changed a lot since the 90's.

2)Republicans- How is it being the pro-Nazi party guys? Not well? Good. Their tax plan is hitting a rough patch that could kill it. Depending on the election next week will depend if this thing passes. Moore loses and Collins or Flake change their mind and this bill dies again. Thus the reason the GOP is pushing hard for Moore now, 2018 be damned. Short term gains can equally huge losses down the road which is right where they are headed. The only reason they have any approval rating at all is the economy is humming but that is coming to an end and soon. Red light are flashing suggesting strongly a massive correction is coming. We are way overdue for one and the bare minimum will be a 30% drop, probably by March. Worse, history shows that when Republicans are in office during a downturn, they always make it worse. Pain is coming people. These assholes are going to amplify it.
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1)Trump- I told everyone who would listen that electing Trump would end the world. This week, he set that ball rolling. Dumb fuck decided to move the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem with no quid pro quo from the Israelis. Needless to say, people world wide were pissed. Protests have evolved everywhere and this is going to to get way worse before it gets better. This was done to please Trump's super religious base that wants this bad so Jesus can return and Israel who have wanted this since the 90's. It also was because the Palestinians as a bargaining chip has been diminished over the years. As Hamas has gotten closer to Iran, countries like Saudi Arabia have become less and less concerned with their well being. That was seen front and center this week with their tepid response to moving the embassy. Make no mistake about what this was: another affront to Iran that we don't like them, don't trust them and would like to nuke them back to Mars. Only an idiot would fight a war on two fronts but Orange Hitler is following that classic mistake to a T. We will lose if this continues. Trump continues to stump for Moore, held a Nazi rally in Florida that WW2 experts said reminded them specifically of Hitler speeches at places like Nuremberg, which coincidentally saw speeches after the combat ended from war criminals that were not nearly as energetic or powerful. Trump must also see the walls closing in as the Flynn testimony will be damning and chances are good, he will be impeached sometime next year. Unless he fires Mueller or does some equally stupid world ending thing that is. 2018 will be the end of us all unless we get real lucky. Not voting for Moore is a good start. So congratulations Trump you are again douchebag of the week.



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