Sunday, July 31, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: CONGRESS

The question now remains how far will the Democrats bend over to accommodate the out of control Republicans? Let's see the runner ups.

1)Universal Studios- Proving that MBAtards are ruining the entertainment industry, look no farther than Universal studios. In a rerun of what sunk Orion studios when they chose Mathew Modine's Cutthroat Island over Arnold Swarzennegger's crusade movie, Universal has bet the farm on a film destined to fail. Orion went bankrupt when Island tanked hard. So what did Universal turn down? How about a 150 million dollar H.P. Lovecraft movie with Tom Cruise and directed by Gullermo Del Toro? Nope. Then what about Ron Howard's ambitious Dark Tower film and TV series? That's dead too. So what did they pick? Battleship the Movie. That's right, the boardgame is now a craptastic film with Liam Nesson and Eric from True Blood. Plus lots and lots of not so special effects. Watch the trailer and cringe. This could be one of the biggest bombs of all times.

2)Police- It seems everyday, a new tape emerges showing some out of control cop beating, berating or just plain being an asshole to some innocent civilian. The latest comes from Canton, Ohio, where some scumbag cop threatens to shoot two civilians in separate stops for no apparent reason. This guy better be fired because sooner or later, he is going to kill someone. The site Copwatch wrote a great article saying that if a cop threatens your life for no reason, you have right to defend yourself. This may be one of the many reasons cop shootings are on the rise as people would rather protect their rights than be run roughshod over.

3)Dale Fout- This pussy was texting in a movie theater when a woman sitting behind him tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to stop. So what did the 250 pound idiot do to the 134 pound woman? He claimed he was "injured" and called the cops. She was ticketed for assault. I hope Dan Fout gets AIDS. Asshole.

4)Congress- These idiots are playing with fire. The democrats are taking it up the ass and asking for more, the republicans are titty twisting as far they can to get everything they can and the Tea Party still isn't happy. Will somebody please emulate Guy Fawkes already? Obama's an idiot whose chances of winning the next election are getting slimmer and slimmer because he won't stand up for anything. You know what happens to people like that? They get run over. STAND UP FOR THE POOR AND MIDDLE CLASS YOU SCHMUCK! The GOP is killing us and Tea Party is determined to end everything we have fought for. Remember what I've written in the past. Tea Party individuals are to be shunned. The GOP is close behind and so are Democrats. So what should we do? Get guns and lots of then because the only way you are going to protect your rights at this point us to fight of them. No government official is looking out for anyone but themselves and the uber-rich. F@#k them.

Friday, July 29, 2011

DEBT CEILING CRISIS BECOMING CRITICAL. DEFAULT NEAR 100%

Just when you thought things couldn't get any stranger, Speaker of the House John Boehner added the failed cup, crap and balance act back into his bill that died the first time around a few days ago. What part of this is never going to pass are you not getting? What is certain at this point is that after 6 p.m. today the House will pass a bill that has zero hope of even being brought up by the Senate. Reid will send that bill to purgatory and introduce his bill for a vote in it's place. Having seen the two bills, Reid's is the better of the two for everyone involved. While it lacks raising taxes against the wealthy, it doesn't eviscerate the poor and middle class either.

The GOP bill is the exact opposite. What morons are supporting this bill? The Teatards of course who have shown a lack of understanding about the most basic of principles. These idiots are actually championing for the end of the middle class and for their kids to live a life of squalor and destitution. The rich want it all including your absolute obedience. We fought a war over these principles and we may have to again. The Tea Party is the fascist party wrapped in a brand new bow, exactly as past historians predicted it would arise again in such a fashion.

Cooler heads are not prevailing as everyone, myself NOT included, thought they would. Having dealt with the masses on a regular basis I have come to a terrible realization. We as a people, in the US and abroad, may indeed be too stupid to survive. The level of idiocy has skyrocketed to a point beyond the dreams of the wildest sci-fi disaster movie. We are living on borrowed time and no one seems to care.

Next week will bring untold hardships to a number of Americans. At the very least, our credit rating is going to be downgraded causing a stock market drop, more housing problems on top of the heap we already have, and rising interest rates. If the debt ceiling is breached, then a lot of people aren't getting paid next week. The military will be the first on the chopping block as the 72 billion needed for payments are going to be too much to handle. Most likely the 184 billion we do have will go to SS, Medicare, unemployment, the debt payment with 30-50 billion left over to keep prisons open and some federal employees paid. For millions of others, it going to be rough as welfare, student aid, food stamps, homeless shelters and most government employees will be sent home sans paycheck. The effects this will have on the economy in any way, shape or form will be nothing short of devastation. Plan ahead because everything you know may end next week.

And the Teatards will be to blame.

Now where's my pitchfork and torch.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

the Tea Party: Caught Between A Rock And A Stupid Place

With Tea party leaders like Jim Demint and Michelle Bachmann it's not a difficult stretch to call the Tea Party supporters a bunch of mindless drones who seem incapable of making even the simplest steps in logic. But now comes the ultimate in absolute stupidity: the fact that compromise is a now a dirty word.

With the Teatards sticking their collective heads in the sand over the debt crisis, the questions arises when will ordinary Americans say "Enough?" Apparently, finally, it seems to have occurred. GOP leaders are getting an earful from their constituents about how much they are NOT going to go along with this new austerity packages that put all the weight on the poor and middle class while our rich overlords get to to continue their rape of mankind.

And how have the Republicans and the Tea Party responded? By turning a deaf ear and continuing to waste everyone's time by trying to get enough votes for Boehner's DOA debt plan. While it still may or may not pass the House, it is almost certainly never going to pass "as is" in the Senate with the debt ceiling limit only extended for six months. No one, except the GOP, wants this to occur all over again near Christmas during what is certain to be a bitter election cycle. Oddly, the GOP seems to be taking the most heat from all of this so why they would want MORE bad publicity before an election is almost shocking in it's ineptitude.

Worse is the Tea Party, who like a child having a temper tantrum, refuse to compromise at all until they get their way. For them it's a balanced budget amendment or nothing, regardless of whether the country sunks or swims. Nevermind the fact that this is exactly the same debacle law that is slowly killing California. But as Tea Party platforms appear written by drunken, mentally challenged morons, this should be par for the course.

At no point since the Civil War are we this divided a nation and we all remember how this ended, unless of course you are a Teatard who's view of history is somewhere between a three year old and a rock. Listen to Palin, Bachmann or Demint on their view of the past and cringe as our public school system gets royally embarrassed. Palin butchered Paul Revere's history, Bachmann said that the founding fathers fought against slavery and Jim Demint called George W. Bush the greatest President ever. Astonishing. But what is worse are the idiots out their supporting these fools. What moron has put Bachmann into office time and time again? Are lead chips standard issue in Minnesota?

The debt ceiling is a real problem that as of this writing is crashing the stock market, interest rates are already going up and people are losing their jobs. Imagine what will happen next week when the stock market nose dives 800 points as many an economist is saying will happen. This is not some theoretical issue but one that has real consequences. And our leaders and Tea Party supporters are are all saying let the debt ceiling stay where it is. Will they be saying the same next week when their 401k gets wiped out, millions of jobs lost and higher interest rates rise for everybody? Even then, I'm not sure the Teatards will notice.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

House GOP Nixes Boehner Plan. Nice.

Proving that even among his party, Speaker John Boehner is losing friends fast. It was revealed today that House Republicans do not have enough support to pass their debt-ceiling increase plan on their own. “There are not 218 Republicans in support of this plan,” Rep. Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican who heads the powerful conservative caucus in the House, told reporters Tuesday morning. Duh. This is exactly what I and other pundits have said from day one as the GOP wasts precious time. Th only good news is that our chances of a default by August 2nd have been lessened by the revelation that the US government took in 14 billion more than expected which will guarantee we won't default right away and SS checks should go out on time. Whether the military will get paid or not is still up in the air.

For this Republican bill to pass, Speaker John A. Boehner will have to rely on Democrats to help with the $1.2 trillion spending cuts plan — support he is unlikely to get. Minority Whip Steny H. Hoyer said “very few” Democrats will vote for the Boehner plan, though he acknowledged there could be some.

Good luck on that for anyone who wants their job next election cycle.

The Tea Party is demanding their idiotic Balanced Budget Amendment that has as much chance of passing as establishing an "I Love Hitler" day for a national holiday. These morons are sinking this country with their "I don't compromise," stance that works as well as a porn actress stating she won't get naked. IT'S YOUR F%^KING JOB NUMNUTS! The Tea Party will kill us all. Call your senator today and demand they raise the ceiling without crushing the middle class. They keep saying it's class warfare. It is. And we're losing. Unless we start fighting back, we're going to get crushed underneath the jackbooted feet of the stormtroopers coming for you.

Obama's speech last night was quite good for a guy I feel has done a really crappy job so far. Maybe he can right the ship before it takes on too much water. His best chance right now is the idiot Teatards nominating someone unelectable, a strong possibility. But first, we must raise the debt ceiling. Our way of life is at stake and GOP wants to make you slaves. Anybody voting for any of these morons is a traitor to our country. Make them know it.

Monday, July 25, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: MAJOR BUDGET DEAL STRUCK BETWEEN WARRING PARTIES (it's not what you think).

Today talks were successful in ending a long dragged out disagreement over how to spend accumulated money in the fairest way possible. Both sides dug in their heels, words were said, but eventually, triumphantly, a deal was made and the world rejoiced. If you thought I was talking about the US debt ceiling you'd be wrong. No the bitter lockout between NFL owners and players is now over after both sides came to terms that were agreeable for both. To recap, billionaires and millionaires were able to put aside their differences and come to a compromise. Yet, congress, in much the same way, simply cannot. The billionaires we have to deal with (hint: it rhymes were schmorporation) WILL NOT give a dollar back that they have stolen from is. They hold on to it screaming MINE MINE MINE at the top of their lungs until you just have the lunatic keep it to get some peace and quiet. And now these over privileged cry babies are using the beyond retarded Tea Party to really beat us down. Don't believe me. Here's a quick list of everything the Tea Party stands for:

End to Medicare, end to social security, end to abortion and gay rights, end to unemployment insurance, end to a minimum wage, end to child labor laws, end to anti-discriminatory laws (especially if you're gay or black), no money to infrastructure at all, no taxes on anybody ever for any reason.

What do they want:

Fascism, corporate control, a huge military and a police state.

What part of that sounds good to anybody? Anybody following the Tea Party is a traitor to this country and should be treated accordingly.

The latest on the debt crisis is not good as the GOP plan is the exact same plan voted down last Friday. Speaker Boener said it's the same principle as cut,cap and trade with a few minor differences that still don't stand a chance in the Senate. Why resurrect a dead horse? Plus, this bill is the exact same bill that killed California's economy. If you a stuck to to a budget, and the unthinkable happens, you have no money to deal with it. And if you do, cuts have to happen somewhere else. So because an earthquake kills a dozen people near the San Andreas fault, grandma is going to have to do without medical coverage for a few months. Right. This plan is terrible and has no chance of passage. Still the dead horse is flogged again.

We are running out of time, because regardless of what you've heard, the effects from this will be felt in some harsh manner. Stocks will likely fall, interests rates will rise and some portion of Americans are going to be cut off from a paycheck. Be prepared because the Tea Party is sinking us. The funny thing is they're going right down with us.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS

I know a lot of you out there are thinking how could that right wind nut bag who shot a bunch of children in Norway this week not be the douchebag of the week? Yes he will be on the list but his actions don't threaten the whole world's economy. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Amy Winehouse- When you mix alcohol, coke, heroin, ecstasy and horse tranqs, death is soon to follow. This is a person with a death wish ala Beluishi and Farley who died under similar circumstances. Regardless of what you thought of her personally, she was talented even if she did often look like a drunken horse. She will be missed.

2)Connecticut- If there was reason why people are fleeing the state, myself included, the new taxes Governor Malloy (D) are a good reason. One of the most corrupt states in the nation, it doesn't matter which party is in office to get screwed. Adrian's Landing has been on the books for nearly twenty years and all they have to show for it is an empty convention center and an expensive science museum. Under Rowland, and probably still continuing to this day, any developer has to fork over millions to the government in "licensing fees." How do I know? Because when I and a group of investors tried to get a movie studio built, we got blackmailed for four million dollars. Word is Dee Snider, who was trying to build a heavy metal museum got the same deal as did Aetna in some other venture I have long forgotten. Snider walked but Aetna ponied up the money. Then after they get their pound of flesh, they reward the developer with millions back out of taxpayer money. Then the developer walks away and everybody happy, except the residents of CT. In order to keep this money train growing, they keep raising taxes on the poor and middle class as seen by the huge tax hikes Malloy just did. On top of having the highest gas taxes in the country, even beating Hawaii, they just raised the income taxes as well. I left years ago and will move to Siberia before I go back to CT. F#$K em.

3)The police- Out of control is an understatement with this insane blue line. This week, a police officer in Florida shot a dog and unarmed man while his partner watched the whole thing go down. Called to a domestic dispute, things went badly fast. Worse, the police union was backing the lunatic who held a gun to a guys face and said "I don't need no mother#$$%^^& warrant." He then proceeded to shoot the dog and the man. Only call the police if absolutely necessary. These people did and got killed as a result. The police are NOT here to help but to subjugate you. Too many are dangerous lately with god complexes. Avoid at all costs.

4)The TSA- Responding to complaints, it was revealed this week that they will get rid of naked screens in their cancer machines and replace them with generic stick figures. Now if they could only eliminate that pesky radiation too.

5)Norway's Right Wing Nutbag-At least 92 people were killed in the twin attacks that police are blaming on the same suspect, 32-year-old Norwegian Anders Behring Breivik.
Mad of the government for left leaning ideals, this idiot blew up two bombs outside government buildings and the prime minister's residence and then proceeded to shoot a bunch of innocent children at a summer retreat. responding police deserve a special award for their incredible incompetence are spending ninety minutes to get to the island due to a lack of any kind of response planing. Their idiocy caused many many more deaths. Not to be outdone, the US nutbag association said we need to show the world were idiots too and spree shooting erupted at a roller rink in Texas and a car show in Seattle. Insanity is spreading world wide as we reach the brink of our own existence. Why do I sound so bleak? See below.

6)Republicans- These fools are going to kill us all. Walking away from talks, Republicans have said they will solve the problem themselves without any help from democrats or the President. Maybe they seem to have forgotten they are not in power any more. This option is doomed to failure because while any legislation is sure to pass the house it will almost certainly fail in the Senate or vetoed by the President. Their plan is sure to be very similar to other plans which had no sacrifices for rich people, just an end to things like social security and medicare. These idiots want to privatize SS and eliminate Medicare, a very unpopular plan among most in the US. So doomed to fail Republicans have taken up another issue dead on arrival and the country is sure to follow. Asian markets may be beat up today and expect ours to follow. That which government fails to fix, the markets will. We are headed for a very sharp cliff. Be prepared. So way to go GOP. You are indeed douchebag of the week.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Norway Bombings: Who's To Blame?

UPDATE: the gunman has been idientfied as Anders Behring Breivik. a 32 year old right wing nutbag. His motive is still unknown. It is clear he's pissed about something. Moron. If Norway is considered too oppresive what do the rest of us have to hope for. The only possible link I can think of is that he's pissed at the government for their left leaning ways toward the Palestinians. He's defintely anti-Muslim although why he wouldn't have targeted a mosque is beyond me.

Studying early news reports of events such as this often lead to many dead ends and false statements. What is known so far is that several bombs went off in Oslo and a few hours later a blond hair Norwegian dressed up as a police officer shot a whole bunch of kids on a nearby island. Apparently he gathered a bunch of them togther and then opened fire. Dick.

It is possible the two incidents are completely unrelated. It is also possible the blond guy may be some sort of Muslim convert, and if he is, thanks a lot douchebag. As blond hair/blue eyed myself I have enough trouble with security without getting the extra lovings by the TSA.

Could it be a false flag operation? Possibly as the buildings hit were near empty due to the holiday. If they were really wanting to kill bunches of people they sure picked a crappy day to do it. Plus it is odd that Norway has been siding with the Arab world in things like negotiations for a Palestinian state. But never underestimate the stupidity of any particular person likewise. Or what Israel might do in retaliation.

So it could be a nutbag, an extremist homegrown or otherwise, or just another conspiracy theory waiting to happen. It's too soon to tell and way to soon to be jumping to conclusions. Whether it's the truth or not is a whole other matter.

More posts as info flows.