Friday, April 27, 2012
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: JACKIE BRUCIA
Some of you are probably asking who in the hell is Jackie Brucia. Read on to discover the story of the worst boss ever. Let's see those runner ups.
1)John Edwards- This is the only guy whose approval rating is below Congress and just above painful, rectal itch. When he first broke out on the national political scene during the Democrats ill advised Kerry/Edwards presidential match-up, I thought Edwards came across like a pompous hick shyster who had no substance or principles. During the VP debate that year, I actually thought Dick Cheney cleaned his clock, a troubled feat at best. Since then, his public image has shattered as he cheated on his sick, albeit somewhat shrewish, wife, had a kid he repeatedly denied was his and now is under indictment for using campaign funds for personal use. Not to defend this jerk but don't Republicans do this ALL the time? Christine "the Witch" O'Donnell used funds to pay her mortgage, Sarah Palin used funds to buy clothes for herself and her kids and Newt Gingrich seems to live off anything he raises. So why is Edwards being harassed while everyone else does it willy nilly? Because Edwards is a democrat and used his funds to cover up an illicit affair. The hypocritical GOP strikes again. However, Edwards deserves anything that happens to him as he really is quite a douchebag.
2)TSA-This has not been a good week for the TSA who have been caught in a drug sting at LAX, molested children including a seven year old with cerebral palsy and a terrified four year old whose is reportedly traumatized by the whole thing (shocker there), and faced an angry populace in Houston who are putting their foot down over illegal searches on buses in the area. On top of that, the MSM is now getting involved making the whole story even bigger. Interviews with the former head of the TSA, who was forced out by the way for actually suggesting common sense reforms, show that there are people out there who see this for the sham it is. According to Kip Hawley, the current ways the TSA operates isn't making us safer (the opposite actually), are costing airlines and tourist destinations hundreds of billions in lost revenue as many have stopped flying or even coming to this country, and are rapidly turning the public against the TSA, which doesn't solve anything. He has suggested getting rid of the idiotic pat downs, taking off shoes and bans on liquids as three things that could be done away with tomorrow and safely would still be fine. But with Idiot America firmly in charge, these steps seem unlikely.
3)Secret Service/Janet Napalitano- This woman/man had a bad week. Again. It was bad enough that the TSA reached new lows for the New Brownshirts but then she had to testify in front of Congress about the frat boy behavior of the Secret Service in response for the hookers in Columbia scandal that keeps getting bigger by the day. She swore that this was an isolated incident and that all affected parties would be taken care of. Not 24 hours later came word that prostitutes had also been used in El Salvador by Secret Service personnel. Oops. Shocker that this waste of a human would lie to Congress again. If she worked as a McDonald's Manager the way she runs DHS, she would not only be fired but might be facing charges as well.
4)American Crossroads- This Karl Rove led Super PAC is running a new commercial that people like Donald Trump are calling idiotic and dangerous for Romney. In the commercial, Obama is painted as a cool celebrity. Having watched it, I can say it makes Obama look real good. A giant misfire from an organization usually better at slinging mud.
5)Holland- Holland's right wing nutbags just passed a bill making it illegal for foreigners to smoke pot at any of the country legal coffee houses. Businesses are pissed as they stand to lose a fortune and have publicly said that many towns will not abide by the rule and even the mayor of Amsterdam has come down hard on the new rule that may kill tourism to a place that really needs it. Neighboring countries like Sweden have recently tried to pass legalization laws to capitalize on the tourism that Holland stands to lose. Way to go numnuts, drive the drug underground and see crime rise which was you legalized the drug in the first place forty years ago. Idiocy.
6)Blue Dog PA democrats- Tim Holden and Jason Atmire were fired from their jobs in Congress by the public sick of their nonsense. These two brain powers supported the highly unpopular Ryan Budget Plan and were not only seen as traitors to their party but their country as well. Ten term Representative Tim Holden got trounced by a lesser opponent who will face off against the GOP candidate in the fall. The public looked at these two and threw up a little in their mouth. Good riddance.
7) 24 hour news channels- The ratings this week cannot be good news for idiot network CNN which has seen it's ratings plummet by fifty percent over the last year. Fox news saw their ratings plunge 30% and MSNBC 25%. Meanwhile, my site and other like it continue to blossom. Maybe if they reported the truth once in a while, they might still be at the top of their game. But if I have to listen to one more story on any network about the President's vacation plans or anything about Sarah Palin I'm going to lose my lunch.
8)Jackie Brucia- Who is this evil bitch you ask? Here's a link:
Debbie Stevens, a 47 year old, divorced mother or two, gave her kidney to a stranger so her boss, Jackie Brucia, could move up on the transplant list. Afterward, while recovering from surgery, her boss forced her back to work and then fired her for missing too many days. WHAT A BITCH!
This is exactly why we need a national union so travesties like this do not happen anymore. She is wisely suing as what she did was completely illegal and against the Medical Leave Act. I hope she gets to sue her shrew of a boss as well for being a terrible human being. I would have removed her kidney with a rusty spoon had it been me. So congratulations Jackie Stevens, you are indeed Douchebag of the Week.