Most people are probably wondering just who in hell is Brian
Moynihan and how someone you’ve never heard of can be Douchebag of the Week.
Read on to find out and let's see those runner ups as well.
1)Keith Olbermann/Current TV- Much like the Zimmerman case,
this fight has both sides duking it out as to who is the bigger ass. Earlier
this week Olbermann was fired from his job at Current TV. The station heads say
Olbermann was a demanding diva who was a constant pain in the ass. He responds
that the station was badly run and had equipment from some time during the
Eisenhower administration. Olbermann has long been known as a kind of dick so
no surprise there. And Current TV has got to be the hardest channel to find in
this country as it only appears on a few markets throughout the country such as
Time Warner cable in NY and LA. If you plan on running a channel you might want
to get a few more outlets before starting because this is retarded.
2)NBC- Not to be outdone by the above header, NBC has been
caught redhanded altering the 911 tapes from George Zimmerman which may
actually make them liable for civil damages, if not criminal prosecution. In
one exchange on the fateful night with the 911 operator, Zimmerman's comments
are mushed together to make him sound like a racist, when in reality he is
answering the operator's question as to the suspect's race. Ironically, Fox
News is the one that broke the story, shaming NBC news to the core as this is
the kind of crap we would EXPECT from Fox News not vice versa. MSM really is
dead in the water.
3)Black Leaders- In the sit down and shut up category are
people like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Spike Lee, and the ultra-racist New
Black Panthers who seem to only have three members, who while rightfully
outraged, need to calm things down lest things get completely out of hand. Is a
race war really what you’re going for because that's where we are headed? They
have been calling for Zimmerman's head on a plate which, again ironically,
reminds me of the lynchings you would see down south in the early twentieth
century. Zimmerman hasn't been convicted of anything, but he should be
arrested. Put pressure on the local police and the Governor, not Zimmerman.
Until he's been convicted, he should be treated innocent until proven guilty,
even though all the evidence we've seen certainly points toward the latter. But
that's why we have a justice system. If Casey Anthony is any indication, I
wouldn't get your hopes up for a conviction at this rate. This case is screwed
and the police and Governor all ultimately at fault. Remember that come election
time for these idiots.
4)Newt Gingrich- His sugar daddy billionaire pulled the plug
on Gingrich's withering campaign and, as a
result, half his staff was let go. Maybe it’s time to have the rest go
home and go take a nice long vacation off the coast of Somalia or perhaps a
jaunt through downtown Damascus. Just saying.
5)Rick Santorum/MSM- This jerk got caught calling the president
Nigger under his breath, and the MSM misses it completely. Unbelievable.
6)Mike Hukabee- Anyone who reads this column knows that my
opinion of the religious right, or the American Taliban as I call them, is a
dangerous movement within this country. Last night while flipping channel, I
came across an interview with some right wing, religious nutbag who had just
written a book about the lack of morals in this country, especially on TV. While
I believe modern music to be far worse, TV does have its share of over the top,
not for children stuff at eight o'clock. However, not all of us have kids and
we matter too. That's why you’re parents and turn the damned channel like my
parents did when I was growing up. If you don't like it, don't watch. This jerk
was horrified that his kids were being exposed to "alternate
lifestyles," or gay people as it is commonly known, showing him to be the
bigot he really is. Then, after a clip of GCB, Huckabee when on to say how dare
they portray Christians as mean-spirited, shallow, materialistic, hypocritical
douchebags. Sounds about right to me.
7)CBS- A lot of media errors and Fox News is the one hero
this week. Talk about an upside down world. Yes, CBS, in showing a replay
during last night college basketball game, missed the last few seconds in a
close game. Where do you hire these people? I couldn't find a job in TV a
decade ago but apparently, if this week is any indicator, you'll hire any ass
with a two bit resume now. Stunning.
8)Paul Ryan/GOP- In another shocking bit of ineptitude, the
House voted along party lines to pass the "new" Paul Ryan budget plan
that looked suspiciously like the exact same one submitted last year. That plan
was shot down by the Senate and will again. However, any democrat worth his
salt will use this awful, evil plan in every TV ad across the country until Election
Day. If European austerity measures are what you're seeking, this plan has it
all. Ending SS, Medicare, and Medicade as well as unemployment insurance, food
stamps and every other welfare program imaginable just so rich people can get
bigger tax breaks. Now to be left out, corporations get to "lower"
their taxes which are really quite impossible as most of them pay nothing now,
while screaming simultaneously about having the highest tax rate in the world.
People hated this plan last year with the republicans getting screamed at town
hall meetings by their own constituents. It's like they want to lose. The GOP
are pushing a fascist agenda, meaning support for them makes you a fascist as
well. Remember that.
9)Brian Moynihan- The CEO of Bank of America got a huge
raise this week which is stunning in that it was under him that the company
lost billions. So this year, when they made a huge profit, his salary
quadrupled. The reason why the company made this huge profit was by dumping
their entire derivative market onto FDIC shoulders, estimated to be somewhere
around $70 trillion. JP Morgan/Chase bank did the same with some $43 Trillion.
If the derivative market crashes, the FDIC is on the hook for far more than the
entire world could pay back. This means that the money in your account will go
poof as far richer investors will almost certainly get paid first and we'll get
nothing. So congratulation Brian Moynihan, you are indeed douchebag of the
week.
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