DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: JERRY SANDUSKY

Was there anyone, other Rick Perry, who had a more disastrous week? Let's see those runner ups.

1)Oakland and Portland police- Yes once again the Oakland police have decided that they are going to start another riot and evict people from their peaceful protests. Portland, Oregon is falling suit. At midnight tonight, Portland will remove protesters by force if necessary. While the majority have declared a non-violent approach, agent provocateurs and anarchists may have other ideas. This could get ugly fast and, if nothing else, is showing our people and the world what a bunch of fascist pigs we really are. Are we really no better than Egypt and Syria? And proving my point that Jean Quan of Oakland could quite possibly be the worst mayor in the country, has sent eviction notices to Occupy Oakland because of an unrelated nearby shooting. What a wishy washy bitch. No way does she win another term. The police are understandably baffled by what they are supposed to do and are getting pissed at spending huge sums of money they don't have on an unclear objective. As the Oakland police force was cut in half due to budget cuts, this is the place most likely for a full scale riot to occur. As Scott Olsen, the Marine injured in the last melee, hasn't fully recovered yet, do they really want another martyr? More as this story develops because as history shows, these are how revolutions start.

2)The GOP- After watching the millionth debate I can safely conclude one matter of fact thing- The Republicans party is filled with worthless retards who couldn't answer a simple question if their life depended on it. And I am including the horrific audiences at these things. Once again, we get booing as, gasp, shocker, they asked Handy Herman Cain about his multiple accusers sexual accusations against him. One may be a witch hunt but four is a pattern. Stop blaming the democrats and the MSM for this awful, awful man. I thought you Tea Party assholes were supposed to be against big banks yet you seem perfectly willing to vote for a guy who will protect the banks better than Obama. Any idiot ever thinking of voting for this waste of space needs to kill themselves stat. And Rick Perry showed exactly why his numbers are plummeting as he cannot speak without sticking both feet in his mouth. And now grumpy old bastard Newt Gingrich is climbing in the polls. Just what the world needs: a dick president. Get over yourselves and nominate Romney already. He's the only guy who might beat Obama so unless you want a Commie, socialist Kenyan in the White House, vote Romney. Otherwise, get ready for four more years of birth certificate nonsense.

3)The Stock market- This week the Dow plummeted almost four hundred points on the failing Euro and then made it all back the next few days as the EU reported things weren't as bad as they thought. What a bunch of idiots these brokers are. Yeah they told you what you wanted to hear so the markets would rise, but anyone paying attention would have noticed that behind the scenes, things were anything but rosy. Countries were purchasing Italian bonds to help the market while simultaneously dumping them from banks and large hedge funds. In other words, they were sticking the unsustainable debt with world wide taxpayers while the banks got out free and clear. Feel better about the Euro now. Soon, this house of cards will collapse and a world wide depression will begin. Fun. With the fallout from MF Global (as in Mother F@#cker) not fully realized, the derviavte market could unravel at any time. Be warned.

4)Jerry Sandusky- Yet another case of a charity being used to foster at least one man's desire to pork little boys. The worst part about this is not only is this bit of garbage a gay pedophile, but that his autobiography had the unfortunate title "Touched." It would have been bad had the people he molested been teens or college kids but no, they were little boys. The fallout has destroyed Penn State as everyone involved, including head coach Joe Paterno and the college president, have all quit or been fired. The assistant coach who first reported the allegation some time ago has been also let go for not doing enough and is currently receiving death threats, which is a little too far as he has not be indicted for any of the molestation charges. There are rumors going around about Sandusky pimping out little boys to wealthy donors but there is no evidence so far to support that and I don't expect any. I try to stay clear of these kinds of things as, in the Franklin Saving and Loan case in the early eighties which had evidence of a gay kiddie porn racket being run out of the white house, every single person connected with the story died under mysterious circumstances. This death rate continues to this day so I'm not touching it with a ten foot pole. Feel free to investigate it yourself, but be warned that people die for the information out there. So congratulation Jerry Sanducky, you sick F@#K, you are without a doubt, douchebag of the week.