DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: NANCY G. KOMEN

There were so many douchebags this week it would almost be easier to name all the people on Earth who WEREN'T douchey this week. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Senator Shadrack McGill- A local Alabama politicians made the asinine statement this week that keeping teacher pay low is in accordance with biblical principles. WTF! I must have missed that week in Bible study that had Jesus telling the teachers of the world to go blow.

McGill actually said that increasing teacher pay could lead to less qualified teachers and be "ungodly." Again WTF?

Here's his actual statement:

"Teachers need to make the money that they need to make. There needs to be a balance there. If you double what you're paying education, you know what's going to happen? I've heard the comment many times, ‘Well, the quality of education's going to go up.' That's never proven to happen, guys.

"It's a Biblical principle. If you double a teacher's pay scale, you'll attract people who aren't called to teach.

"To go in and raise someone's child for eight hours a day, or many people's children for eight hours a day, requires a calling. It better be a calling in your life. I know I wouldn't want to do it, OK?

"And these teachers that are called to teach, regardless of the pay scale, they would teach. It's just in them to do. It's the ability that God give 'em. And there are also some teachers, it wouldn't matter how much you would pay them, they would still perform to the same capacity.

"If you don't keep that in balance, you're going to attract people who are not called, who don't need to be teaching our children. So, everything has a balance."

This could quite possibly be the stupidest man on the face of the Earth. And he's a politician. Funny how that argument never seems to apply to the CEO's of the country.

2)Newt Gingrich- You've lost. Go home.

3)Rick Santorum- See above.

4)Ron Paul-That third party run is looking better and better every day.

5)Mitt Romney- A great presidential candidate. If he never speaks. Or sings. He makes Joe Biden look like a member of the Algonquin Round Table. This weeks foot in mouth syndrome included singing, something no candidate should ever do and a flip comment about not caring about the poor. Anti-Romney ads highlighting his near constant state of diarrhea of the mouth is already out there. Good luck in November because at this rate, you are going to need it.

6)Iran- You douchebags need to shut the hell up. You're not making things any better by demanding death to Israel. You're like a weak nerd picking on the second biggest kid in school while his older brother stands behind him with a shotgun. Your going to get whacked into next week at this rate.

7)Russia and China- Really guys? You voted down a resolution to stop the killing in Syria because your economic interests might be harmed. Plus, I suspect you fear that the world might not like how you handle your dissidents and you would be right. The world is changing and not for the better for the world elites. We're not doing much better here but at least we're not carpet bombing our civilian population. The violence in Syria needs to end and you bastards are prolonging it.

8)Religious people- I have had it with the religious right in this country becoming the American Taliban. Nobody cares what you think, you hypercritical, pious douchebags. The anti-abortion nuts have taken over the asylum and are constantly trying to stop something that is NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. No matter what you feel about it, it's not your decision to make. Get over it and stop saying you want Tim Tebow for President and gay people to die, It makes you look nutty. the good news is that most of America is NOT in this subset. How do we know....

9)Nancy G. Komen- Nancy Pelosi's twin, heading up the self named charity, ate crow this week by first falling to anti-abortion extremists and pulling all funding for Planned Parenthood. The backlash was swift and severe and a few days later was forced to back track on the issue. She tried to make hay that it wasn't political but it obviously was and has now permanently damaged her organization. If she was smart she step down immediately because every woman I talked to say they will never give money to that charity (and a a few I talked with used to donate quite a bit of time and money to the cause). Absolute stupidity. Has she learned nothing from the Lowes debacle late last year? Planned Parenthood got the last laugh by raising more money this week than the charity would have normally so HA. This bitch put personal nonsense ahead of real women's lives. Fuck her. So congratulation Nancy Komen, you V looking reptoid. You are indeed douchebag of the week.