Sunday, November 26, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS! HOLY GOD DO THEY SUCK!

If you are voting for most Republicans now, you are a fucking retard. If you can't see that they are driving us off a cliff and straight into the fascist state they have been aching for since the thirties, there is something wrong with you. We are getting dangerously close to a point when violence is going to erupt, not pitting state against state but neighbor against neighbor. How well do you think that will turn out for anyone? This week they have shown they are willing to end the Internet as we know it, raise taxes on the poor and middle class to help the rich all the while suggesting a suspected child molester getting into the Senate is okey dokey. And some you out there are just fine with this? Fuck off! Let's see those runner ups.
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10)Charlie Rose- The constant barrage of sexual harassment charges piled up even more this week, with longtime newscaster Rose getting fired after numerous women came forward with believable stories. What is it with some men who think showing their wang to everyone is a good idea? I hate to break it to you guys but your significant other barely wants to see that, why would anyone else? Another pig put out to pasture.

9)Al Franken- Then we have the flip side where Al Franken has also been accused of groping by three women and "harassment" by another." The problem I have is I am fairly certain none of this took place and there is ample evidence this is a combined right wing/Russian bot attempt to take down a sitting Senator. Why for fucks sake Franken isn't saying this is all hooey is beyond me as it is tanking his numbers. I watched people this week go from overwhelmingly defending him to having questions because his apologizes are making things worse, something I told him to stop doing earlier this week in an email to his office. Turns out I was right because his spineless actions are convincing people he actually did this, which at this point, seems highly unlikely. But leave it to the democrats to pussy out on this, as according to them now all women need to be believed (a situation which will also lead to sex claims being ultimately dismissed when more false allegations come to light), and now as NONE are going to be believed without solid proof, rape cases are going to be even harder to prove. Way to go democrats for their weakness again destroying the country.

8)Huffington Post- The right wing media is bad enough but do we really need a bunch of middle aged white women telling people what to do either? This rag of a "media" outlet has really fallen since Arianna Huffington left, now no better than the National Enquirer for believable stories. They have gone full tilt left to such an extent I even think Lena Dunham would be horrified by it. According to these people, Franken needs to resign, white men are all idiots and the world would be far better if women ran it. Franken didn't do it, the stereotype of white men as idiots has been going on for decades and needs to stop and even when the world is run by women, nothing changes. Go to Mynamar for proof of that. Why is okay for this company to be literally filled to the rafters with white women but if I showed that same photo with white MEN only, that would be a travesty? Workplace diversity is fine. Discriminating against white men is another. Oh, and I have tried to get a job with them for years and even with my extensive reporting background I didn't even get a call back. I wonder why?
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7)Emily Condon- This fuckwad proves my point above. This writer for Teen Vogie tweeted she would be just fine if a bunch of innocent men lost their jobs for sex crimes. WTF? Needless to say, what she said got a lot of negative attention and most likley, upended her career. After getting slammed on line for the stupidest tweet this week, and in the age of Trump that is quite an accomplishment, she closed her account and went into hiding. She hasn't written anything for Teen Vogue since July and chances are good she won't be back. Way to screw up your life for an idiotic statement.

6)Thomas Brunell- One of two controversial Trump picks this week. This one is a guy who wants to gerrymander the fuck out of the country and was just appointed to the census bureau. Nevermind the fact he is wholly unqualified for the job, like most of Trump's picks, his positing could make this a Republican only country which kind of makes the whole democracy thing moot. Our last hope is the Supreme Court overrules this. The good news is it might actually happen.

5)Lisa Murkowski- Hatchet face from Alaska sold out her constituents for corporations this week when she said she was fine with getting rid of the Obamacare mandate to allow drilling off the Alaskan coast. This will increase insurance premiums by at least 2000 dollars a year for her voters. It  could also destroy their livelihood if they have a BP level oil break. Have fun paying for that so rich people can get more money.
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4)Al Barton- Yet another "family friendly" Republican who is anything but. This loser from Texas (of course he was) got caught sending dick pics to a mistress who thankfully was of legal age. He's still cheating on his wife, separated or not. The Bible does NOT make that distinction. Shouldn't Evangelicals be calling for his head like that of John Conyers or Al Franken? Oh that's right, morality only applies to Democrats. These fuckers are all going to hell so aren't they in for a surprise down the road.

3)John Conyers- This representative was accused by two women of sexual misconduct and paid one of them $27000 to shut up. Unlike Franken however, this guy has played the correct cards in order and denies all of it. Considering the plethora of questionable accusations on men lately, I wouldn't be surprised if it was all made up. Or he could be guilty as hell. But because too many liars have come forward, all have to looked at under a microscope now. Unless there is a barrage of new claims, there is no way he steps down.

2)Trump- In a true dictator way, Orange Hitler appointed Nick Mulvaney to head the CPA. Problem is, he appears to lack the authority to do so. Dodd Frank says the exiting director gets to appoint his successor until Congress picks a new one. The White House says the Federal Vacancy Act gives them the authority to do so. All of this will wind up in court but should make for an interesting first day when both show up at their job. Trump also went on a Tweet storm this, blasting the three teens he helped get out of China, lied about a Time Man on the Year cover (shocker) and played his 5000th round of golf. As it appears Flynn has turned on him, most likely to avoid kidnapping charges against a Turkish Sheik the US has been protecting which would have applied on a state level, his days may be numbered. The walls are closing in on him and his family. Early next year, I have a feeling we will know a lot more than we do today.
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1)Republicans- Wow, do you guys suck. Your tax plan will not only raise taxes on almost anyone not making a million dollars a year, it is also going to skyrocket your health care, decrease wages for most, and lead to mass cuts in services we all like. When this happens, people are going to be beyond pissed. Not thinking that a country with no mental services and a ton of guns isn't going to riot is foolish. They are also trying to end the Internet with royal douchebag, Ajit Pai, at the helm that will end free speech in this country. The hysterical part is that the right wing media think they will be spared. History says otherwise. There is a real fascist push and some of you are crying for it. You won't be happy if it does occur and you get crushed underneath as cannon fodder. The people of Alabama are close to electing a suspected child molester. If that isn't a step too far I don't know what is. We are getting dangerously close when taking arms up against the government may have to happen. The end result will be destruction either way so why not go down fighting. The world is ending and some of you out there are helping. So congratulations Republicans, you are indeed douchebags of the week.

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