DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: DONALD TRUMP BY A HAIR! DEMOCRATS PLACE A CLOSE SECOND!

If Donald Trump wasn't president, there is no way Democrats would pick up a single seat in 2018. That and that alone is the ONLY reason they even have a shot at it, and even if half the Republican party is shot for treason, I am still not sure they can win. Party leaders have decimated the party for decades now and it is a shell of what it once was. Infighting was front and center and demonstrated how far off the party has become. But because Trump and the GOP may actually be indicted for treason, they will come off worse and then, and only then, could Republicans lose both the House and Senate. Maybe. Let's see those runner ups.

10)Jessie Daniels- This woman is everything wrong with this country. Yet another professor, this one from CUNY, and an "expert" on racism actually said this week that if white people stopped having children, a self imposed genocide, the world might be a better place. I commented on that principle that by that logic if we killed all the black people our crime rate would drop in half. Now obviously I am not asking for that just showing the stupidity of said statement but tiny brains everywhere accused me of being a Nazi, hilariously not understanding that by defending Daniels, and not getting the sarcasm of my statement, they were just as bad as the Nazis. Genocide is genocide. Just because I am white does not give you the right to ask for my extinction for my actions any more than I can another group. Oh, and even better, this professor is an old white woman. IQ's are dropping fast.

9)Me, Myself and I- The first casualty of the fall season was this unfunny sitcom, which I made all of ten minutes through the first episode before deciding I was having more fun reading the back of a box of tampons than this drivel. It lasted six episodes before flaming out hard, a common occurrence at CBS who constantly has some of the least funny sitcoms not named the Big Bang Theory. Literally every other sitcom on that network is rough at best, although I will admit that Kevin Can Wait has gotten way better since they killed off the mom. The rest are crap. Young Sheldon dropped almost fifty percent in the ratings in its second week, which is not surprising because I disliked that show even more than this one that just got cancelled. That full season pickup doesn't look so smart now does it?

8)The giant Antifa riots that destroyed society- If you listened to any right wing media, from Fox News to Infowars, November 4th was going to be a day of reckoning when gangs of communists and anarchists were going to burn major cities down, rape white women, execute white men all the while chanting pro-Hillary prose and anti-American slogans, or something to that effect. They talked about this day and night, ready for the big war. The day came and......nothing. Which is exactly what I said would happen because there was NO evidence of any of this actually occurring. Peaceful protests occurred and that was it, with not a lot of people on either side. Why? Protesting doesn't work anymore. You want to waste your time, have fun. Writing this column does far more good than that. You have to either change people's minds by logic or force. Walking down the street wearing a pussy hat and a clever sign gets you nothing. America is waking up to that and  that isn't good for anyone. When a majority realizes that, violence WILL occur. It just wasn't going to happen yesterday.

7)Baltimore- The news media loves to tell us when some white guy gives a dirty look to a black man and we get wall to wall coverage over it. Reverse that and amplify it and we get crickets. Nowhere is that more apparent in Baltimore where gangs of black teens are attacking white people along the Harbor area and, on Halloween, suburbs. I have counted now at least seven attacks that involve gangs of black thugs putting people in the hospital, attacked by knives and boards, all of which were on white families. Why isn't a much bigger story? Why does the media go out of its way to cover up black on white violence? If you live in Baltimore, get yourself a gun and if a throng of black teens comes at you, shoot them. Or prepare for a lengthy hospital visit and a media that doesn't care. Your choice. Either way, the cops there are too busy framing people or shooting them to notice.

6)Whitefish- The electric company that got a lucrative deal to restore Puerto Rico's power supply was fired this week when it came out how unprepared this company was for the job. That and the fact that Ryan Zinke, another of Trump's team under investigation for shady deals, was close friends with the owner, which he claims had no relevance to them getting the job, which common sense tells us is a lie. Whitefish has only two employees and subcontracted out the rest. They were allegedly not doing a very good job there, thus the reason they got fired. This leaves the poor people there without power for weeks, perhaps months longer. This administration is retarded.

5)Fake sex claims against celebrities- There have been a lot of people accused of sexual assault this week, two of which I will go into greater detail below. But that have also been a slew of copy cats who's stories are NOT sexual attacks and calling them as such demeaned those that really have been attacked. One actress accused George Clooney of blacklisting her when he worked at ER, as well sexual attacks by two unnamed people, one a producer allegedly, while the rest of the cast routinely made fun of her Mexican heritage. That did not happen. Likewise, to the idiot who called out Dustin Hoffman for what appeared to be harmless flirting way back in the 90's, this taints all cases. We have to have a serious discussion that there is a big difference between these idiotic claims and predators like Weinstein and Spacey. When you treat them all the same, it lessens the impact for those who have actually suffered. The same goes for people who make up stories like the former example did. If you haven't been groped repeatedly or forced to suck a cock, I don't care. Grow up and let the people who actually have trauma to speak.

4)Harvey Weinstein- After an actress, Paz de La Huerta, accused the producer of rape, recently at that, it looked likely this ass will be facing trial sooner than later. If he didn't look like the kind of guy who would rape a woman, he might have a chance. But as that boat has sailed, he better get used to a small cell and being sued out of his fortune. Even worse, he might be facing rape charges in England too. What a dick.

3)Kevin Spacey- Like the above, his career just flamed out in Jeffrey Jones fashion. He too is facing possible charges in England, depending on what they have for statute of limitations there, ones which are far less stringent than here, as seen by the pointless attacks on Julian Assange. I don't like the guy anymore but it didn't change the facts that the so called "rape" he is being accused of, aren't true. Spacey on the other hand is guilty as hell and as a result, he has been fired from HBO and, truth be told, from any other major work. His latest film is set to debut soon. I can't imagine it will do well.

2)Democrats- These guys are beyond inept at this point. Pelosi is a dinosaur that won't go extinct, actually repeating her mantra from 2006, that impeachment is off the table right now. True, they can't do it as they have no power, but they should be trying to energize their base and, as always, would rather piss on them instead. Donna Brazile's book this week said that they pulled all the strings to get Hillary on the ballot, which they then promptly lost because they suck at campaigning. The base wants things like a higher minimum wage, single payer and legal week. The DNC wants none of that. WHY? Because they are an establishment party hijacked by the Clinton's and the Obama's and run into the ground because of it. For the past fifty years, other than Carter, we have had center right politics to far right. Left ideas have been given lip service and nothing more. ENOUGH! Obama sucked as a president and his legacy has been the decimation of the DNC thanks to his lazy ass and the incompetence and greed of Debbie Wasserman Shultz, who somehow won re-election even though she was obviously corrupt. We're fucked people. The democrats are going to keep losing because they refuse to change. Jon Ossoff proved that. With elections on Tuesday, if Democrats lose in Virginia, we have to demand better or walk. Hopefully, enough progressives will run in primaries and win (fucking stop voting for idiots America), and then maybe start making changes that benefit us all. Or, the GOP gets even more power and then we can kiss this country goodbye.

1)Trump- The arrests of Paul Manafort, Gates and, worst of all, George Papadopoulos, whose testimony is going to lead to more arrests, sent shockwaves through the party. Word is, Mike Flynn and his son are up next for money laundering, failing to register as a foreign agent, the Logan Act, and, possibly at some point, espionage. Both of them, along with Manafort, and Sam Clovis, who has already turned, are going to be given a choice of jail time or a deal. These scumbags will deal, knowing they can't be pardoned for crimes as they can be refiled as state charges. His press secretary, Fat Bitch, lies with such ease lately that her nose may beginning growing at any minute. The press is even getting tired of it. There is a difference between spin and actively lying and she crossed that Rubicon months back. He and his cronies are not only facing jail time, but even the death penalty. Let us hope his trip to Asia doesn't lead to a war. North Korea could do something real stupid like and an above ground nuke test. That will be the end of everything if he does that. I hate these two. Can we have them fight in some sort of cage match instead? Congratulation Orange Hitler, you are indeed douchebag of the week.