DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS

Holy God what a week and not even yours truly isn't safe from the douchebag of the week. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Me- Yes, the warmonger must be apologetic and admit AGAIN that I was wrong about something important. Recent gaffes include the Osama's been dead since 2002 theory (wrong), that Whitey Bulger was somewhere in Europe or South America living the high life(so wrong), and now comes word that former head of the IMF may not have actually raped the maid at the hotel he was staying at. Either the maid was a incompetent boob who was going after money in the dumbest way possible or DSK's money is getting him out of hot water for something he actually did. As of right now, there is no way to know, however as DSK as been released from house arrest on no bond and the fact that she was caught on a prison phone discussing how to best manipulate the situation does not bode well for her black ass. Apparently, numnuts and the guy she was talking to didn't know that they record all of those conversations. It does appear that the whole thing was a sham and DSK may indeed be innocent. I have to do my first retraction and now declare DSK to no longer be Douchebag of the week some time ago and replace it with a money hungry maid about to get a taste of prison herself. And after that lovely stay at Rikers she can count on being deported. What a C#NT! I hate people who cry rape and then recant. It's does real damage to all those poor girls out there who were raped. Hopefully, this bitch will get her's in prison where rape is all the rage.

2)World governments- Britain this week was caught red handed trying to manipulate data from the Fukishima nuclear crisis to make nuclear power seem safer than it was. Why? Because several multinational companies like Westinghouse, Avera and EDF want to build more plants and this little hiccup puts a serious dent in their plans. Louise Hutchins, a spokeswoman for Greenpeace, said the emails looked like "scandalous collusion". "This highlights the government's blind obsession with nuclear power and shows neither they, nor the industry, can be trusted when it comes to nuclear," she said. This is what governments do lately: lie, lie and lie some more. Your safety means nothing to them as it all about profits in the new world of corporate fascism.

3)TSA- Speaking of fascists, the TSA got into a lot of hot water this week over the groping of a 95 year old woman while at the same time, a Nigerian man got onto TWO planes without a proper ID and a legitimate boarding pass. Nice security, morons. It also came out that actor Garret Dillahunt got on board a plane with a hunting knife. Exactly how are these cancer machines and fondling making us safer again? On NBC News this week, they had on the former head of security for Israeli airports and a guy who was up for head of the TSA. In no big surprise, the US talking head claimed our security was great, that everything we were doing is legal and was needed to stop terrorists from getting on planes. The Israeli said the steps we were talking were useless and until we start profiling we would never be safe. Incidentally, profiling doesn't always mean racially, however in Israel if your name is Mohammed Akbar, you better pack a lunch because you're going to be at the airport a while.

4)MA Parks and Rec Service- This week a woman drowned in a public pool. Why is that douchbaggy? Because even though the pool was filled with people and lifeguards, her body remained undiscovered for two days. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW. How that's possible is beyond me. They said the water was murky. I have never been in a pool, public or private that was so murky that a dead body on the bottom of the pool couldn't be noticed. It wasn't until some local kids broke in one night for a late night swim that they found her. Unbelievable.

5)Republicans- To quote Eric Draven from the Crow, "Is that gasoline I smell?" If ever you wanted proof positive whose side the Republicans are on, they have refused to raise the debt ceiling unless tax hikes for the uber rich are taken off the table. Nevermind the fact that 80% of America wants higher taxes on the rich, and what we have now will lead to our inevitable destruction, these idiots are playing with fire while we stand in said pool of gas. Obama has actually shown some backbone and demanded the GOP rethink their position. They, so far, have refused. If we don't pass a budget by July 22nd, there won't be enough time to pass a bill. Think about what will happen if this doesn't pass? Social Security: done. Medicare: done. Military pay:done. Federal pay: done. Welfare:done. Food stamps: done. Does this sound like a good idea to you? Add onto this rising interest payments to our creditors, the devaulment of US interests from triple A to D, the lowest grade there is and the equivalent of Zimbawbe, and a total crash of the stock market and housing situation. And the Republicans will be solely to blame for all of it. So congratulations Republicans you are indeed douchebags of the week and, if the US does turn into the cesspool it may become, of all time.