DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: REPUBLICANS UPDATED

It's like they are all trying not to win, which would be better than saying the GOP is retarded. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Florida TV station WBBH- This week it came out that local newsman Craig Wolf was fired from his job for "performance issues". Wolf claims he was fired for complaining about the state of the studio which had been described as caked in ten years of cosmetic dust, dirt and grime. The problem had gotten so bad that a cough button had to be placed in the control room to eliminate the sound from going out over the air waves. Wouldn't it have been easier to just clean the freaking studio? After filing a complaint with OSHA, he was fired. Wolf is now suing. Hope he wins.

2)Joe Arpaio- Birther nonsense redux. Enough of this non-story already.

3)Cedric Mitchell- Dumbest criminal ever. After attempting a robbery at a Miami hotel, the "victims" pepper sprayed the hell out of him, causing Mitchell to drop his gun and run like hell. He returned soon after where he attempted to buy back the gun he just dropped. Mitchell was pepper sprayed again. Police caught him soon after. A lifelong criminal, I hope he gets a nice long stay in prison where he belongs.

4)Mother Nature- Just like last year, tornadoes swept across the country yesterday earlier than usual and with a vengeance. My friend Heather just moved down there. Hope she likes the Wizard of Oz because she is going to be living it. Whole towns are gone and dozens dead and injured. Too bad the GOP wasn't campaigning down there when it happened.

5)TSA- It appears that our government is allowing these rent a cops to patrol our streets now with no law enforcement training what so ever. What could go wrong with this scenario? Meanwhile people are still being harassed at our airports, such as the woman forced to prove that her breast pump was just that in front of everyone, as a few congressman try to bring it to a halt. People hate the TSA and it is killing our tourism business. Fix it!

6)Romneycare deniers- It came out today that, shocker, Romneycare is covering everyone in MA, is bringing down costs and is hugely popular in the state. The GOP would have you think that costs are rising faster than anywhere else and it takes years to see your GP, which of course are all lies, as anyone actually living here knows. Romneycare works and can work on national level. Stop telling us it won't.

7)Republicans- Almost every major Republican put their foot in their mouth this week. Be it Romney who, in a span of three and half hours, changed his mind on the birth control debate, and proving his flip floppy attitude is all too real. Santorum, whose full name actually translates into Dick Toilet Butt Water, continues to push for a move back to the 13th century where women have no rights. Gingrich is well, Newt Gingrich 24/7, and a result, a dick. His stance on birth control is similar in its idiocy. Paul gets marginalized to the fringe as his stance on entitlement programs are not as popular as his "let people do what they want" issues. He is still a serious third party candidate of which we may see more than one this election year. But the big winners in this douchebag souffle are Bill O'Relly and Rush Limbaugh. Both windbags called out Sandra Fluke as a slut for demanding health care cover birth control, particularly birth control pills which would be too expensive for many to buy if not subsidized by insurance. Reilly wanted to know why his tax dollars should go to her having sex, which is in no way, shape or form true as his tax dollars aren't being used for such a thing. Limbaugh went a step further and called her a slut and that if she wants his money he should get videos of her having sex in return. Perv. Advertisers like Autozone, Quicken Loans, and Select Comfort pulled their ads from Limbaugh which I am hoping the rest will and the fat loser fired like he should be. Don Imos made a bad joke and got run out on a rail. Limbaugh means what he says and should be treated just the same. Notice nobody talks about Viagra being similarly subsidized by insurance. Scott Brown has called out for Limbaugh to shut the F up, meaning his staff is filled with people who realize this issue is not going to win over any new converts to the cause. Fluke may sue for slander and could win. I hope she does. So congratulations Rush Limbaugh you are indeed douchebag of the week.

Here is a list of current advertisers with Rush Limbaugh. Boycott all who still do business with this dick.

Century 21 Real Estate LLC - confirmed sponsor
International Headquarters

ProFlowers- ads pulled.

CARBONITE, Inc- ads pulled. CEO said outcry worst he's ever seen over a radio personality.

Mid-West Life Insurance Company of Tennessee-may have already pulled ads. This list is getting awfully short Rush.

LegalZoom.com- ads pulled.

Citrix Online-ads have been pulled. no action need here.

American Forces Network- This one is just wrong. Let them know that our brave men and women deserve better than this ass.

Mission Pharmacal Company- Still running ads so call this number: (800) 531-3333 and ask for Bennett Kennedy - Citracal Product Manager. Let him know how you really feel.

Zoogue
The CEO of zoogue is tim angel.
tim@zoogue.com
jennjackson@zoogue.com PR
Their phone is 949.290.0872

Sears
Customer Service
800-549-4505

Life Quotes, Inc.
32045 Castle Court
Evergreen, CO 80439
1-800-670-5433
info@lifequotes.com.au

Clear Channel Communications- Call or email them to find out how long they are going to have this crap on the air. Women deserve better than this

If you would like to contact Limbaugh at his PRIVATE email addresses, you might do so on AOL/Compuserve at: 70277.2502@compuserve.com or rhl@eibnet.com or rprivate@eibnet.com

Rush's public email address is: rush@eibnet.com.

Let them have it.