DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: MUSLIM EXTREMISTS

The history of the world is littered with the dead hopes and dreams of people who reached too far. Joe McCarthy watched his career go from all powerful to a shattered husk lying on a rock. The Tea Party is destroying the Republican party with their idiocy that many are beginning to shun. But no one beats the Muslim Extremists who, after a week of stupidity and violence, are starting to see other, more moderate Muslims, finally stand up to them and tell them to fuck off, sometimes with lethal results. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Pepsi flavored Cheetos- Already available in Japan, this ill conceived flavor combo is already giving me the squirts. According to brave soles who have eaten this horrific "treat," the cheese has been replaced by a cola flavor that, wait for it, fizzes in your mouth. Excuse me while I hurl. My girlfriend is Japanese and let me tell you, they eat some weird shit. But this is beyond comprehension. Here's what one guy said it tasted like:

"The first sensation, which I did not expect, was a very acidic bite," wrote Impulse Buy writer Steve. "It tries to capture the citrus notes of Pepsi, but it's over the top. Too lemony. The sweeter cola flavor is there but it's subtler and overpowered by the intense citrus."

Yuck!

2)Puppy Killers- Anyone who knows me knows that I like animals more than most people. I've worked with dogs in various capacities as well as cats, turtles and ferrets professionally. But I love puppies more than anything else. And If I ever saw what some people did to puppies this week in person, chances are I would have killed these assholes where they stood. In Marbleton, Georgia, Robert Davis beheaded two puppies left in his care by a neighbor who now wishes he had never done so. Davis says he doesn't know why he did it, and I don't care. This man is supremely dangerous and will kill again if allowed. I know this isn't anything close to a death penalty case, but I would argue different. This man should never be let free but will as killing puppies isn't going to get him a life sentence. Someone is going to pay for that oversight.

And then there is this story in Platsburg, NY about 24 puppies dumped by the side of the road by a pet shop owner because of his wife's animal cruelty charges. Oh the irony. Michael and Tammy Statley are now facing new charges as five of the puppies died before being rescued. These two sick fucks should be covered in sugar and thrown into the nearest fire ant hill. Is this what we are becoming as a society? If it is, I hope the whole world burns.

3)The Police- Speaking of getting old, the hits continue again with another round of douchebag cops breaking the law and terrorizing the innocent. They should take a long hard look as to what is going on with extremist Muslims and realize that that fate may be awaiting them if they continue their Gestapo tactics. In Georgia, several police officers were caught on video making threats against a family at 1:30 AM while serving a warrant for failure to pay a civil fine of $1000 which was a whopping fifteen days late. Who Hoo stop the presses for these miscreants. Why was this necessary at 1:30 in the morning? Why threaten a family with canning, tasering and getting shot for a civil fine? They are, of course, seeking a lawyer. And then there is the case of a massive response that included SWAT, helicopters and a ten hour search for pot (which didn't exist) on an organic farm in Arlington, Texas. One arrest was made for a misdemeanor, parking tickets. In St Louis, SWAT was used to serve an administrative warrant. According to the police there, all warrants are accompanied by SWAT regardless of severity. How expensive is that? Lots. This is from Huff Post:

SWAT teams have been called out to perform regulatory alcohol inspections at a bar in Manassas Park, Va.; to raid bars for suspected underage drinking in New Haven, Conn.; to perform license inspections at barbershops in Orlando, Fla.; and to raid a gay bar in Atlanta where police suspected customers and employees were having public sex. A federal investigation later found that Atlanta police had made up the allegations of public sex.

This is why we have AR-15's and the like. As long as the cops continue to terrorize the public at large, gun laws need to be expanded, not diminished, unless feeling the heel of some jackbooted thug is your idea of a good time. The police are out of control and we need to put a stop to it one way or another. Sooner or later, this will go to far and innocent people are going to be put in harms way something fierce.

4)Our Racist Media- After having been under a deluge of bad information regarding the Zimmerman trial, the MSM seems to have been willfully asleep at the wheel over recent stories of black on white violence. A video surfaced recently showing three 15 year old black kids pummeling a 13 year old white kid on a bus after he ratted them out for selling pot on school grounds. Now while I do hate snitches, in this case, the 13 year old was right to tattle. Pot has no business being in a school, especially a dropout prevention school like this one. Funny how the only black person to say anything about this was Allen West, and that guy's nuts. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton must have been on vacation or something because I never heard a peep out of them. Racist douchebags.

And then there is this story which got even LESS attention somehow. The trial of Mona Wilson just got started in Texas with no MSM coverage whatsoever. She is being accused of murdering a ten year old boy, Jonathan Foster. Wilson is black and the boy is white. She kidnapped poor Jon, and then tortured him to death with a blowtorch. Why is this story not getting national attention? Because black on white crime upsets the narrative that white people are all bad and black people are oppressed minorities. The media is selling you a pitch and many are buying it. The Zimmerman trial was nothing more than ratings bating. God forbid they do their job of impartailability and show that all races have evil people in them.

5)Republicans- It appears the Tea Party may do irreversible harm to the party this upcoming election by nominating people that will have no hope in a state wide election. They seem determined to destroy this country all the while wrapping themselves in a flag while holding a cross. Several Congressional seats, long thought to be unbeatable for the democrats, are now showing signs of defeat as the people running for the right all have Todd Akin levels of stupidity that may make them win the primaries and lose the election. Newt Gingrich of all people has rightfully said that unless the GOP has concrete ideas how to fix the problems this country has, rather than blatant denial about them or repeal, repeal, repeal, the party is doomed. As the GOP has killed off every piece of legislation that would help America, what idiot is still voting for these morons? It's the blind leading the stupid. Because of Republicans, every jobs bill for the past five years have been defeated, the number of recent grads making minimum wage has doubled since 2007, food stamps have risen exponentially, all the while the GOP wants to throw more and more of us to the wolves. They have blocked any attempt to raise the minimum wage, using false data as a reason to stop it. They've put more and more of us into debt, especially students. They keep harping on job creators as the reason for tax cuts, yet those so called jobs never materialize. And worst of all, they have killed any hope of clean energy in favor of drilling and fracking which is destroying our environment. The good news for all of this is that if people show up in 2014 to get rid of some of these bums, maybe we can hope for a better future.

6)Bob Filner- Now up to 12 woman accusers for sexual harassment, he has recently completed his two week rehab stint that did absolutely nothing I am sure. 80% of San Diego wants him to resign but he refuses to do so. Who does he think he is, Anthony Weiner?

7)Anthony Weiner- Another dick (pun intended) who won't go away. His numbers have slid so far, Colin Ferguson, the LIE shooter, has a better chance of being mayor than him. He got snippy with one reporter who can't believe that they are still asking him about his shady past. Shocker. Go away please.

8)Muslim Extremists- You know you've gone too far when your own people want you dead. It has been a very bad week for Muslim fanatics. The biggest story is the smackdown Egypt has given them, killing hundreds, wounding thousands and driving the Muslim Brotherhood off the face of the map. Muslims fundamentalists not even attached to the violence have had to go into hiding as people are snatching them off the streets and killing them soon after. That is pissed off. But the Brotherhood overreached and are now paying the ultimate price for their lunacy. Civil war is happening but the extremists are woefully outnumbered and this will not be a good thing for them in the long run. This is also happening elsewhere. In Nigeria, locals have taken to streets just like Egyptian moderates and are killing any suspected extremists to protect their villages after attacks on Christians went too far. A Hezbollah stronghold blew up in Lebanon this week, killing 18. The attackers were Syrian rebels. The Egyptian have doubled down on their idiocy by burning churches as their love of historical objects is akin to an autistic two year old with a glass box. Some have claimed that Islamic children are taught to throw stones at the Sphinx. If true that is horrific. I hate extremists of any religion, but this week, fate has decided that the Muslim ones are getting spanked and I couldn't be happier. This kind of religious fanatics could very well end the Earth. I'd rather see them wiped from the planet before that happens. So congratulation Muslim Extremists you are indeed douchebag of the week.