A quick side note that because of work requirements in which I have taken a job that would normally take months and only have days to do it in, my column will suspend until Tuesday. The Warmonger has to eat so you'll have to make do without me for a few days. Something tells me, few out there will even notice. If you are out there are care about this site, feel free to donate to my PayPal account as I could really use the money.
But with weather becoming a serious problem, and here in the Northeast this weekend, horrific, we can all silently give a big FU to Mother Nature, climate change deniers and everyone still posting that idiotic article in the UK Independent 15 years ago about how snow was a thing of the past, as if it was some scientific journals and not a rag wanting to sell newspapers. Let's see those runner ups.
9)The Oscars- Having watched some of the nominees up for an award I have to say a lot of them are not as good as you would think. The Grand Budapest Hotel was a pointless, badly directed film that never once seemed like anything but a movie. Whiplash should have been like Still Alice which had great performances in it but wasn't that great a movie, and why it wasn't nominated beyond acting awards. Force Majeure, which many saw as a slight for not being nominated, deserved to be left off the list as it was pretty bad and one of the few they got right. Several anonymous voters commented on how they thought a lot of the best picture nominees weren't that great, and that missing out on movies like Guardians of the Galaxy showed a snobbery that was getting old fast. They actually said Guardians which I thought was fantastic as it was my favorite movie from last year and also thought it should be nominated. Why is it dramas are the only ones to get any love while also being the easiest films to make? Comedy, horror and sci-fi are much harder. Even stranger is that Interstellar got nowhere beyond technical awards and again, far better than most of the best picture nominees this year. The Oscars this year are going to be BORING as most of the pictures no one has seen, most of the awards are already known who is going to win and for the most part, no one cares. Again.
8)Walking videos of harassment- These have become all the norm lately. A random minority walks down the street and gets "harassed." Now in some cases, they have a point. A woman walking down the street doesn't need to be told she has a great ass or would she like to come over and screw some random guy. That's crass. Likewise for black people, gay people or Jews to be treated badly just because. A recent video of a Jew walking down Muslim areas of Paris showed some real hate where none should really exist. Now on the flip side, the Jewish video took ten hours of footage and boiled it down to ninety seconds. That's not quite the same as being constantly harassed. The same goes for a pretty girl walking down the streets of NYC in which 90% of what was being said was complementary not harassment. If someone says your beautiful and that's all, that's not being harassed that being paid a compliment, unwanted or not. Oh, the horror, someone called you pretty. Stop the presses we've got another Selma riot on our hands. Oddly, the one who got the worst of it was a good looking guy who got harassed by women and gay guys alike, but God forbid some straight white guy gets harassed. That's not PC enough. The world is way too thin skinned lately and we need to grow up stat.
5)SNL haters- We get it. You don't like the show. So stop watching then. I am so tired of hearing "SNL was funny...." and then insert date here. Yes the show has been hit or miss for years but considering it is forty years old, I think it has held up rather well. The usual trolls have come out about the special that aired last Sunday and I loved it, except for the fact that Eddie Murphy was barely there, having refused to play Bill Cosby in the Jeopardy sketch, which was the highlight of the night. This is why his career is in the toilet lately: bad decision making. SNL is an institution and if you don't like it, do something else. No one's forcing you to tune in.
3)Andrew S. Hanen- Yet another douchebag activist judge the right screams about when the ruling doesn't go their way and then remain eerily quiet when it does. This dick from Texas just quashed Obama's immigration law which this country desperately needs as the Republican idea is to send them all back to wherever, even though it is not possible in the slightest. Immigration laws need to be updated and revised but the GOP idea for anything not working is to get rid of it, unless it is already not working in which case it should stay indefinitely. These people are retarded.
2)Vanilla Ice- The former rapper was arrested this week for Grand Theft after an empty home next door to one he was renovating for his show was robbed and the stolen material was found in his house. This is from TMZ:
According to the arrest report ... Ice lied to cops about owning the vacant Lake Worth, FL house where his "Vanilla Ice Project" TV crew allegedly made off with the pilfered items -- but he claims he thought some of the stuff was fair game because it was on the curb.
But that doesn't jibe with his foreman who says Ice also instructed the production crew to go inside the house ... and target specific items like a pool heater, valued at $3000. The foreman says Ice also lied to him about owning the place.
Oops! Something tells me, Ice is going to be going to the pokey soon, which would help his street cred he once tried to peddle as a tough kid from the streets when in actuality he grew up in an upper middle class neighborhood. Bye Bye, Ice.