This week saw two more terrorist attacks by Muslim extremists in Copenhagen that killed several people, going after a cartoonist and Jews. Meanwhile in this country, resident Muslims are calling for action against a douchebag who killed three young, innocent Muslims over a parking space, stating it was a hate crime with zero evidence it was anything like that. Muslims are getting the short end of the stick in a lot of ways in this country but can we please stop applying the words HATE CRIME to every attack some white ass does against minorities while conveniently ignoring the vice versa at every single step? Let's see those runner ups.
9)Jon Stewart- This has nothing to do with anything the man has done or said but because of his selfishness leaving the Daily Show. How dare he spend more time with his family. What the hell will I do if they replace him with Pauly Shore or the like? It has been a fantastic 17 years Stewart and I wish you the best.
8)Peter Liang- Proving that some grand juries are totally retarded, a NYC one this week indicted Officer Liang for a fatal shooting in a darkened stairwell that never should have happened. Akai Gurley was shot and killed by accident by a rookie cop who never should have been a cop in the first place. Training for the NYPD apparently is just getting a gun and a uniform and thrown out into the street. But unlike past shootings this guy is going to get his day in court and, most likely, see what a jail looks like from an interior perspective.
6)Sam Brownback/Roy Moore- Speaking of morons, these two are almost a full deck short of a pack. Both the governor of Kansas and the Chief Justice from Alabama have worked together to cut back on LBGT rights, oblivious to the fact that they are so on the wrong side of history. Brownback is currently turning Kansas into a third world nation, all the while oblivious to anything that would suggest otherwise. And voters in that state elected him over the democrat because he had the gaul to go to a strip club 16 years ago. This week, Brownback eliminated protections from discrimination from the LBGT group, setting their rights back decades. Meanwhile Roy Moore instructed local judges to ignore the Supreme Court over their declining to overturn Alabama's pro-gay marriage laws, which is ironic as the right screams the loudest over "activist" judges and then does exactly that at every turn. Moore does know the Supreme Court trumps him right? Gay people are people and the Supreme Court looks to make that the law of the land soon. Get with the times guys.
5)Brian Williams Haters- Yes Williams exaggerated his stories. And who cares? The media should have no say in this as they lie far greater on a daily basis with no oversight. They crow about a 5.6% unemployment, knowing full well that is a grand lie as they do not count anyone not on unemployment, driving the rate up to at least 23%. Some news, especially ones that rhyme with Dox Shmooze, lied on such a scale that we not only went to war in Iraq over nothing, nobody paid the price afterward either. Williams may be a schmuck but there are a lot of people living in glass houses throwing rocks here. The media in general cannot be trusted and Williams is at the bottom of that pile.
3)SNL on VH1- I don't know who edited these old episodes together but I think we can safety say whoever it was did a piss poor job at it. Classic sketches were wiped from them including Richard Pryor's Exorcist, Kevin Spacy's Star Wars edits and Poker Billy with Emilo Estavez. Even worse, later episodes had all the music cut out, which is odd as some of these I had seen before and the bands got to play one song on them until this butcher came along and wrecked them. NBC edits have been far superior to the VH1 ones and I can only hope someone else re-edits these again properly.
2)Fifty Shades Of Grey- Another plead to people out there to STOP watching and reading utter crap. This book was not surprisingly derived from Twilight fan fiction which is still one of the worst books of all times. Now comes this movie that many are saying is every bit as bad. The sex scenes are boring, the two leads have zero chemistry and the whole affair plays like a badly edited Lifetime flick. Cinemax has better sex scenes. I love the fact that women in the South went for this big time meaning that Bible belt likes the whippings.