In almost every show I watched this week that was topical (Daily Show, Bill Maher, even @Midnight), each contained some segment proclaiming the Patriots as the biggest cheaters on the planet, regardless of the fact that so far, no one on the team had been accused of deflating the balls and all evidence points either to atmospheric conditions or a giant ref fuck up as the culprits. I am so sick of this rush to judgment we have about EVERYTHING lately, reality be damned. Let's see those runner ups before I watch my team demolish the Seahawks, predicted final score 24-17 Pats. Go Pats and Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time, bitches.
9)Loretta Lynch- Is it too much to ask to have an Attorney General who isn't a complete and total tool? I have to go back to my childhood to find one that didn't reek of corruption and the latest entry appears to be no better. Confirming the fact that if you a black woman in today's world, there is nothing you cannot do, even if in some cases they are completely unqualified, like here. She hasn't been given the job and I already hate her. During her confirmation hearing, she came up with the wholly unscientific theory that alcohol is safer then pot. She might as well have said she thinks climate change is a hoax, Obama is from Kenya and salt water chases away the thirsties. I mean how much dumber can you be to not accept a scientific fact and yet you want to be the most powerful lawyer in the country? You suck, Lynch and I have a feeling your tenure will be no better than your last few predecessors.
7)Go Daddy- Speaking of puppies, Go Daddy continued their slide into terrible commercial ideas by revoking this one before it ever aired. It was going to spoof an adorable ad by Budweiser this year about a puppy who gets locked in a horse trailer and has to find his way home. It's awesome. Go Daddy did the same, even having a similar looking, golden lab puppy getting separated from his family and overcoming all sorts of obstacles to make it home only to be sold on Go Daddy the minute he walks through the door. Yuck said everyone on Earth, they were forced to pull the ad days before the Super Bowl and I am curious to see what they air in its place. This was a costly error done by people who really need a new ad campaign, and most likely, a new ad company as well.
5)Iran- For all the talk about how bad Israel is and how they are racist against Arabs should take along hard look at this latest threat and ask yourself how sympathetic would you be? Iranian military leaders, along with proxy army Hezbollah, put out pictures of Benjamin Netanyahu's kids with cross-hairs over their faces along with publishing personal information about them. If you really want to start an out war Iran, by all means go through with your threat. How long before Bibi sends hot death raining down on your cities? This is the same country which many say would never use nukes, nor even want them, regardless of the facts that say both are misguided against reality. If something ever does happen to the PM's children, expect Iran and Hezbollah to be wiped from the face of the Earth soon after.
4)Koch Brothers- These assholes have done a full court press this week as big as the Patriot cheater nonsense to prove how great they are and its only democrats gripping about them. Sour grapes we have been told. Philanthropists say others. And while there is some truth to both of those, the facts remain that the Koch brothers are attempting to create an oligarchy or even a fascist state, like the industrialists tried to do back in 1933 and failed. They want a serf class and all the money funneled upward, poor people be damned. This is what the GOP stands for people and if you do not believe me, just look at what they have accomplished for their first month in power. Ending environmental standards, rolling back gay rights and abortion, and now, ending Obamacare, as if that has a snowballs chance in hell of passing. Obama will veto that baby right back to hell where it belongs. Obamacare needs to be fixed, not eliminated and the screaming GOP STILL have no plan to replace it, just like they have no jobs plan, no climate plan, no reality, NO PLANS FOR ANYTHING, at least nothing that doesn't affect the 1%. These guys are literally killing us and most of you out there support it. Sigh.
2)Comcast- I will be getting their lovely customer service soon after Charter (which I love) gets taken over by these assholes. Horror stories abound of being kept on hold for hours while attempting to cancel service, rude customer service people and a general disregard for manners. Now comes word that after a spat with customers, some have renamed them things like "asshole brown," "whore," and "bitch" on their bills. Needless to say the customers were unamused and yet again, this waste of a company treats their customers like douchebags. I may be one of these people soon if they screw up as royally here as everywhere else in the country. Direct TV here I come.