Nobody on the entire Earth fucked up as bad as ISIS did this week. Instead of rallying people to your cause, you made both the Japanese and 99% of the Middle East angry with you. Trust me when I say from experience, you do NOT want the Japanese mad at you. Those people are brutal when they want to be. I just finished reading Unbroken and found out that POW's in Germany and Italy had a 1% fatality rate. In Japan it was 37%. And those POW's got tortured something fierce. Hell is coming to ISIS. They just do not know it yet. Let's see those runner ups.
10)Bruce Jenner- What a waste of Olympic talent. The former gold medalist proved to be as vapid as his step daughters, is apparently having a sex change even though he is in his sixties, and is now being investigated for a fatal car crash. Sobriety and cell phone records have not been released but if he fails either, he may be going to jail for vehicular homicide. Of course if he does, there is a good chance his sex change operation will be picked up the taxpayers like the murderer here in MA who is doing just that to the horror of its citizens. I freaking hate the Kardashians and this loser is no better.
9)Brian Williams- I am a little torn on this because one hand I see people's point that a newsman should be honest above all else but on the other hand memory is not as accurate as many think. There are parts of my memory where I question whether it actually happened or not. As time passes, memory gets fuzzy and unreliable and my memory is near perfect. I can still remember meals I had forty years ago, from appetizer to dessert, still tell you what three movies are on any of my now extinct, elaborate, video collection and even tell you what clothes you had on when we last met, and even I question some of what I remember. If someone like me can't tell fact from fiction, neither can Brian Williams. It's possible, he remembers things differently and it's not like he's Bill Cosby of anything. Brian Williams can read the news just fine and if anything we should be more pissed at the news he reads, not the past he may be mixing up.
7)Thom Tillis- The junior senator from NC proved why he never should have won when he went after signs that reminded employees at restaurants to wash their hands, an overuse of regulations he said. What he wanted to do instead is have a different regulation that would have signs out front telling you employees at this restaurant do not have to wash their hands, which would soon be shut down by the health department after people come down with e-coli in mass numbers. What a stupid thing to say and they lost Kay Hagan for this? Republicans are fucking morons.
5)Ellen Brody- Some stories, like this one, make me seriously question mankind's ability to not eventually kill the planet. This woman was so stupid, so brainless, I am stunned she made it 49 years on this Earth before some fatality claimed her. This moron drove onto the tracks during a traffic jam, unaware that common sense says you wait until the other side has room and then move forward. I saw this recently in Boston where people were blocking traffic because they refused to acknowledge that the light they were waiting at would eventually turn red and they would be stuck in the middle of the road, This went on for twenty minutes before I finally got around them. If I had a gun, I would have killed dozens. So while Brody was on the tracks, a train came and the gates come down, striking her car. She calmly got out, surveyed the damage, got back in, but her seat belt on and, shockingly, moved forward right into the path of an oncoming train, killing her and five others on the train. This is stupidity so profound, she actually killed others from it. I can only hope her kids are not this dumb or they'll never see adulthood.
2)Seahawks- These guys had it in the bag and blew it. And contrary to everything you have heard, Pete Carroll did NOT make the worst decision known to man as on either the second or third down he HAD to call a throw and thought he might get the Patriots off guard if he did it then. We all know now that he didn't, as Belichick was ready for this and had the Patriots move in to cut off the slant which is exactly when they went with. That is excellent coaching from the Patriots which resulted in the biggest loss in the history of the game because Patriots fans were ready to lose, Seahawks were ready to win and then it all went to hell. Check out Seahawks losing on video. There are some hysterical ones, including one with a young Japanese woman, that is a dead ringer for my fiancé. We love that one.