Slow news week, but I was thrilled when super douche, ex-governor of CT, John Rowland went back to prison for being the corrupt bastard I knew first hand he was. One of the deciding factors that made me live CT was this ass and his bitch Lt Governor Jodi Rell. To say I fucking hate, hate, HATE John Rowland would be a massive understatement as the main reason I am not a giant success is partly due to that ass-clown. Let's see those runner ups.
9)Coca-Cola- Another conglomerate death star that is wiping out water rights worldwide, not to mention contributing to a huge increase in diabetes. It is also fucking delicious. But this week they may have crossed the line into self parody when it came out that they were paying "experts" to claim that a coke is a "healthy snack." These are the same kinds of experts claiming fracking is fine, climate change does not exist and cigarettes should be smoked by everyone. This is positive proof that many studies and experts cannot be believed further fractioning our trust in just about everything.
8)Rep. Aaron Schock- Yet another in the long line of Illinois politicians, party be damned, that is so corrupt it is simply staggering. Dumbass designed his office like Downton Abbey to the tune of $40,000. This led to attention on him which revealed he seemed to spend more time globe trotting than doing his job. It also came out that he committed fraud when he padded his expense account by huge margins, so much the FBI is looking into criminal charges. This isn't about the left or right here, but how both sides seem to screw us regularly. If we don't do something soon about this, this country will fail to exist much longer.
7)KDR frat at Penn State- I have always hated frats and the douchebags they seem to attract. As of late, it would seem that maybe they should be disbanded as an archaic relic of days gone by. Hot on the heels of the SAE frat of University of OK in which racist chants were uttered, comes this latest fiasco which is far, far worse. It came out that an internal, password protected Facebook site had dozens of photos of naked, obviously passed out drunk, co-eds. Rape is rape guys and I hope some of you go to prison and discover how bad rape really is. These guys are in serious trouble.
6)Janet Yellen- Every bit the money whore I suspected she was, this week Yellen did an unfunny stand up act at the latest FED meeting where she claimed that interest rates would not rise until inflation reached 2% a year, which if they were using an accurate measure has been anywhere from 5-11% for the past decade. It's like she thinks I can't do simple math. In 2007, Disneyworld was around $63 a day. Today, it is $105. That's roughly a 40% increase over eight years, or a 5% inflation average per year. I can see that 5 is higher than 2, as can any seven year old. Just about everything else sold, minus clothing and electronics which has not gone up above 2% per year, follows a similar pattern. Yet the government keeps telling us the sky is orange and we should take their word for it. Stop lying to us, you bitch! We know the truth.
4)Dolce & Gabbana- In what can only be described as the dumbest thing said in the history of business, these two assholes may have single handedly destroyed their brand. Long a gay icon of fashion, these fuckwads said: "We oppose gay adoptions. The only family is the traditional one." They also criticized in vitro fertilization and surrogate parents by saying, "No chemical offspring and rented uterus: life has a natural flow, there are things that should not be changed." The fact that both are gay is particularly troubling. They have tried to backtrack on this but the damage is already done. I actually support their ideas in designer babies being wrong which I am whole heartedly opposed to. There is already too many damned people on the planet and we should be having less babies not more. But to say gay people shouldn't adopt is just wrong, and really surprising considering their homosexuality. They were recently found guilty of tax evasion but was reversed later as rich people never got to jail anywhere anymore.
3)Tunisia Vacationers- Why are cruise ships still going to Tunisia. Were Yemen ports too full? Did Somalia say no? Only an idiot would go to a country that has been crumbling for years and this week dozens of tourists found that out the hard way when ISIS killed and wounded them at a museum. Are people so dumb not to realize that some places are far too dangerous to go to now? Tunisia has been in a semi-civil war between seculars and extremists and casualties are going to happen. This attack will further destabilize the country as they rely in tourists dollars which will now come to screeching halt. Get your crazies in line by any means possible at this point because otherwise you are going to learn how to eat dirt to survive because that is all you will be able to afford.
2)ISIS and Muslim Extremists- These assholes were busy this week. The attack on Tunisia was followed by a huge attack in Yemen that killed hundreds. The US is pulling out everyone as the country slips into civil war. ISIS is spreading like a cancer and we seem unwilling or unable to stop it. If we do not launch an all out assault on ISIS in Northern Iraq and Syria, we could be facing the end of mankind. One lone nut could do something like assassinate the Pope or level a city and then it will be genocide instead on a world wide scale. We can kill thousands today, or billions tomorrow. The choice at this point is clear.