To say Republicans had a piss poor week would be the understatement of the century. CPAC turned ugly, John Boehner's job hangs by a thread, and fifty House Republicans may have just committed Hari Kari by voting against American interests for petty politics. There were so many douchebags this week that if I threw a dart in the air, chances are near 100% I would have hit one on the way down. Let's see those runner ups.
9)Sheriff Richard Mack- One of many idiot Republicans this week who did something so incredibly stupid, it's literally breathtaking. This ass is in charge of Graham County, Arizona and, that being said, leads to the "I hate Obama," nonsense which has come back to bite him in the ass hard. Seems Mack decided he wanted nothing to do with Obamacare and dropped his health insurance, intent on paying a penalty instead. That is all well and good until the inevitable happened and both him and his wife got sick. Guess whose begging for money to pay for his health care now? Now chances are still pretty good he would have gotten walloped in fees even with insurance. But without it, you will get run over, backed up, run over again, backed up, and run over, until you eventually die. Costs for simple procedures can run tens of thousands of dollars and with a serious illness, as it looks like both Mack and his wife are suffering from, will be ten times that for each. Enjoy life sans Obamacare douchebag. I hope you like bankruptcy.
8)Fashion Police/Black Women- Fashion Police made a funny joke about non-star Zendaya's hair, whose dreadlocks Guilana Rancic said looked like she "smelled of patchouli and weed." Black women had a fit, calling it racist, even though she was making fun of hippies not black people with celebrities who had nothing better to do, like Whoopie Golberg and Viola Davis, throwing a fit about this. Kelly Osbourne has quit the show over it, Kathy Griffin has said NOTHING about this, and Joan Rivers is rolling over in her grave over who her show has been burned, perhaps fatally. Griffin is nowhere near as funny as Rivers and she would have stood up for Rancic instead of throwing her to wolves. Rivers was known for not apologizing which is what Rancic should have said as well. It's a freaking joke and not even a racist one. I, and many like me, are so tired of walking on egg shells around any off-color humor which people in this country take way too seriously. Wake up retards, (that's right I used the r word) and grow a pair already. This kind of crap makes us look so weak to the rest of the planet.
7)Vladimir Putin- Conspiracy theories are already saying Western powers assassinated Putin rival, Boris Nemtsov, who was shot in the back this week. Nevermind the fact that this theory makes no sense, and that Nemtsov was worried that Putin would kill him and publically said so, strongly suggest that Putin had him axed. A word to the wise in Russia: Don't piss off Putin.
5)Kristi Capel- Further proof that some pretty girls are just as vacuous as you would expect comes this bon mot from a morning anchor for WJW, Channel 8, in Cleveland Ohio. When the anchors were discussing the Oscars, Lady Gaga's song came up (which was beautiful by the way) Capel, and I can't believe she said this, called Gaga's music "jigaboo music that she didn't like." Wow. Guess who got suspended for a week for that? Not only is it racially offense, it is also not correct as Gaga's music is not ethnic in any way, shape or form. She doesn't sound black, rap, or dress like her pants weigh a million tons. It is so not surprising that she is a former beauty queen who looks good and has no understanding of any of the topics she reads off a teleprompter. And then we wonder why news sucks so hard.
3)Rudy Giuliani- This ass stepped in it this week calling Obama a traitor to this country who doesn't love 'Murca as much as white people because he's black, a democrat, and according to a lot of people in the GOP, a Marxist Kenyan Muslim with an axe to grind against everyone not like him. Sigh! I do not like Obama and him being black has nothing to do with it, as Eric Holder suggested this week about his own unpopularity. I also do not question his patriotism. That's just stupid. And so is this ass who can't go three sentences without blurting out 9/11.
2)ISIS- Stupid people from around the globe are joining these douchebags. How dumb do you have to be to think ISIS will be the solution to all of your problems? Even worse, the giant assholes are destroying historical artifacts, especially items from the Assyrian Empire and filming them doing it. I am still of the opinion that we should bomb the hell out of these guys already, treating this like a real war and not some scrimmage. These guys are dangerous as hell and the longer we wait, the harder it is going to be to eliminate them. This reminds of the Nazi's all over again, when we ignored the problem until we no longer could and by then, millions were dead. Evil needs to be fought and this is evil, pure and simple. Hiding behind it as religion is nothing more than a smokescreen.