Republicans do know this is the 21st century right? They are aware that 90% of corporations are gay friendly now, as they spend the same dollars as everyone else right? Apparently not, as grand douchebag Mike Pence, Governor of Indiana, just approved Jim Crow-esque, "I hate gay people" discrimination laws that, according to him, are not that at all, even though they clearly are. I guess it depends what your definition of is is. Sigh. Let's see those runner ups.
9)Rolling Stone-Speaking of lawsuits, these guys may be getting sued as well, most likely for libel, due to their god awful reporting on a University of Virginia rape case that now appears to be completely fabricated for unknown reasons. Even her own friends do not believe her. Had Rolling Stone done their job and actually investigated the incident, they would have discovered the whole thing was made up from start to finish and then they wouldn't be facing what is likely to be a multi-million dollar payout. So Clarkson gets fired for fighting, but the bitch who wrote this story is still going strong at the magazine? Why? She's obviously incompetent and biased, two things a writer really can't be. If they need a new person, I am available and will do a far better job.
7)Ted Cruz- This week, Ted Cruz announced his candidacy for president and a lot of us chuckled with glee because he has zero chance of winning the White House barring some miracle, like Hillary being his opponent and days before the election a video surfaces of her talking about how she wanted the complex of Benghazi burned to the ground because the ambassador there snubbed her the last time they saw one another. Other than something like that, demographics say he would lose badly. It didn't help this week that he is using a terrible system to get donations on his website that may lead to identity theft, didn't secure Tedcruz.com that now leads to a pro-Obama site and appeared as a deer caught in headlights during many an interview this week. And this guy was a debating champ? Against who exactly because he comes across like a brain damaged hick? Keep em coming Cruz. You will make the race much more interesting.
6)Robert Bergdahl- I have criticized Obama for rescuing this waste of space since day one. The reason being is that every military source I have said this ass was a traitor and he should have been left to rot. But of course the administration played him up as a "hero" and saying he served with "honor and distinction," all of which makes Susan Rice look like a liar once again, even though the Benghazi thing was bull. Now it turns out, he really did desert, as we all already knew, and will be facing life in prison. So we rescued him to now incarcerate him at our own expense? WTF? This is why this country is so ass-backwards.
4)Luke Goodman- Who the hell if Luke Goodman you ask? This is a prime example of the Darwin awards in which really stupid behavior leads to a graphic death. Dumb-ass went on a ski vacation with his friends to Aspen where, as a 23 year old would, bought pot candy for the first time. He ate two pieces, already a lot, and felt nothing after a few minutes, so he then ate the whole bag. Guess who freaked out and lost his mind? This would have been fine, expect this fool also had a gun with him which he used to shoot himself with. Anti-pot people are all over this, even though this had less to do with pot and everything to do with common sense and reading directions.
2)Andreas Lubitz- This grand high douchebag, committed suicide this week, killing around 150 people with him. Apparently suffering from Depression and a recent breakup the day before, Lubitz commandeered the plane he was co-piloting and flew it into a mountain, killing everyone aboard. If you want to kill yourself fine. There are too many people on the planet anyway. But please refrain from taking anyone else with you. The saving grace of this is at least he didn't drive the plane into a populated area.