10)Max and Caroline Kennedy- Leave it to the Kennedy's to remind us about bad rich people behavior. Cops showed up after complaints about a loud party in Hyannis Port, MA to which a sane person would oblige but no, not a Kennedy as 52 year old Max Kennedy and home owner, threw a king sized hissy fit more normal for a three year old than a grown man. He went into hysterics, tearing at his clothes and flinging a glass cabinet, filled with expensive, breakable items, to the ground on purpose. The whole time he was screaming the usual litany of "you don't know who I am," and "I was the district attorney," which of course meant nothing to the cops witnessing this spectacle. As he was being arrested, shocker I know, his daughter interfered and got herself busted too. What I want to see is the footage from this which someone must have. Please let there be footage.
9)Judge Linda Reade- This total scumbag bitch better get used to the idea of prison because things look bad for her evil ass. This asshole is why I HATE private prisons because things like this happen where judges takes bribes or gain the system to sentence people for longer terms than they deserve. That is some evil shit. Her and husband bought shares of a private prison right before a huge ICE raid they knew was going to occur and then ramrodded the defendants through the system where they were put into prison rather than deported, inflating their stock prices. They were morons though as there was blatant prosecution misconduct which unraveled the whole thing almost immediately and got them caught. Enjoy the prison rapes you two.
8)Disney- I have a love/hate relationship with Disney. One one hand, they do make great movies and TV shows, some of my favorites every year. Then there is the fact that they are one of the most evil corporations on the face of this Earth. Worse than Halliburton or any Trump product? How is this possible? Easy, they cheat and steal from everyone they can, depriving hundreds of thousands from rightfully earned money that over the years would be hundreds of billions of dollars they cheated people out of. They did it to me when they stole my screenplay Atlantis twenty years ago and turned it into a stupid cartoon with Michael J Fox. They changed just enough so I couldn't sue, but anyone who knew my work saw how much was still in there. This week, they fucked over Bill Nye the Science Guy claiming they overpaid him for royalties when in reality, he was getting cheated. If they hadn't tried to reclaim a whopping 90% of his royalty check, he wouldn't have discovered they had been shortchanging him all these years from a show that ran in the Nineties. Now he is suing them for $37 million which he almost certainly will get. Disney makes a great product but their accounting methods are fucking evil. Fuck you Disney. Just fuck you!
7)CNN- I will admit the channel has gotten slightly better these past few months. Then they do something stupid like the "Town Hall" with Paul Ryan and all that good will goes out the window again. This hour long infomercial was short on facts, long on bullshit and truly trying on patience to such an extent I turned it off half way through. Jake Tapper looked helpless as the host, unable or unwilling to call Ryan out on the unbelievable bullshit he was spewing. He lies piled up so high they had to keep jumping to another question to leapfrog over them. It was a sad debacle for television and news. This is why this country is headed for ruin.
6)Vice Admiral Joseph Aucoin- Someone had to be the fall guy for the fourth naval accident occurring in the seventh fleet and the head of said fleet got sacked this week, ending his career in disgrace. Conspiracy theories about hacking have been rampant but as this string of fuck ups appear only in the seventh fleet hacking seems unlikely. The more obvious answer is the training regiment for this group is sub par which I have been saying for weeks now. I know proper boat protocols for operating a ship in busy shipping lane and these guys never seem to have done any of it. It's sad when a person who has never been in the Navy knows better than the highest leadership of naval forces. It's why this country is falling apart as here is a clear sign of someone having a job they are really bad at and because of it, the entire system fails. Who else does that remind you of?
5)Scott Baio- Time to go away Chachi and take your idiot wife with you. You have officially entered the whackjob territory of people like Amanda Bynes, Randy Quaid and Victoria Jackson. Your career is going to have a similar trajectory, moron. It was bad enough when you idiotically posted insane Sandy Hook didn't happen nonsense but when your wife, an "actress" and a woman I KNEW was in Playboy just by looking at her, went off on a disgusting rant aimed at a woman who lost her kid in the massacre. Fuck both of you. I sincerely hope that brain tumor grows back, Renee, because your passing will be celebrated. I HATE YOU and I don't even know you but that kind of shit is way below the belt. Those people suffered worse than you can imagine and to throw shade at them because reality isn't good enough for you is reprehensible. And you both like Trump too, so there is that as well. Time to go away, and you can take Hillary with you.
4)Hillary Clinton- Someone please tell Grandma it's time to go into that retirement home we have picked out for her. Bitch woman has another book out, her 107th I think, that blames everyone but herself for her historic loss to Orange Hitler. Had we picked Bernie, the only sane choice, we would be far better off than with her or the asshole we have now. Recent studies mirror my own research that Bernie would have won in 2016 as he would have pealed more voters to him which had the opposite effect with Clinton. Had she run on a platform of legal weed, single payer and a jobs program for middle America, she would have won in a landslide. Instead, she focused on women, gays and black people, a terrible formula as two of those groups are small minorities and the other, women, didn't vote in majority for her either. You suck, go away and stop giving the GOP ammo against the Democrats.
3)Louise Linton- In yet another "Let them eat cake moment," this middling actress and wife of Treasury secretary Steve Mnunchin, went off on a Twitter rant after being called out for a horrific display of wealth and privilege while getting off a plane and highlighting all the rich person things you are wearing at the time. When people complained, she said how "adorable" it was that ordinary people were so upset even though she paid WAY more in taxes last year, as if that makes her a better person. After that, she was forced to apologize which in no way was sincere at all. She grew up in Scotland in a fucking castle for God's sake. Rich people never learn.
2)Climate Change- How's that anti-climate change thing going for you Texas? What's that? I can't hear you over the monumental amount of rain falling on you now. The prediction from thirty years ago said as the Earth warmed, we would see less hurricanes, but ones that hit would do far more damage. Pretty much dead on wouldn't you say? Meanwhile, Trump just signed an executive order which would not make taking climate change into account for buildings anymore. Let's see how that worked in Texas and it's underwater. Awesome. As for the total idiots who decided to stay, at least five of you are dead and at least thirty more are missing. Expect those numbers to rise as this storm isn't going away until Wednesday at the earliest. Houston is going to disappear for a while when they get upwards of 50 INCHES of rain. That's over four feet of rain. And a quick question to anyone in the path of the storm, in a RV, and didn't leave, I have one word for you: why? You're house is on wheels and I just saw a RV park with dozens turned over. If your house is mobile and you didn't leave, you are beyond stupid. Many who didn't are going to die or already have. There is no teaching common sense.
1)Trump- Another week, another peek at Orange Hitler's true nature. He bounced back and forth from teleprompter Trump to deranged Trump and we all got whiplash in between. The worst was Friday when we were all focused on the storm and douchebag pardoned Joe Arpaio, as we all knew he would, banned transgendered people and fired Sebastian Gorka, purging another Bannon ally from the White House. The pardon may have just doomed the GOP as they have just handed the Democrats a hand grenade to use in the next election, especially in Arizona. Flake is going to face a tough primary and may lose which could give the democrats an opening to flip the state. If McCain retires at the end of next year, the next election there could flip the state all blue in the Senate. With Heller all but done in Nevada (there is less than a 20% chance he survives this) and the possible elimination of Ted Cruz in Texas, Trump may have just handed the Senate away. As the House looks bad for Trump too, he may be looking at a blue wave and the end of his presidency soon after. Trump is behaving as one would expect with this storm which is barely anything as he seems more busy tweeting about Bob Corker, Mitch McConnell and book recommendation of Sheriff Clarke, the guy who had to turn down a job at DHS for a shady past found out. How is that focusing on a storm that will make Katrina seem like a spilled drink? This will come back to haunt him if he fucks this up, which he already is. He is supposed to be at a rally this Tuesday which may not look good if people are drowning at the time. This man is evil and following the Hitler script to a T. Look it up. So congratulations Trump you are again douchebag of the week.
But my heart just breaks for the people suffering in Texas right now. I don't care what their politics are, they're fellow Americans. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteInstead of talking about that fucking useless wall, Dump ought to be talking about spending that money rebuilding Houston and helping those in dire need.
A more heartless, incompetent, selfish leader has never existed in this country before... :-/