Sunday, August 20, 2017

DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: TRUMP, TRUMP, A MILLION TIMES TRUMP!

It is getting to be very dispiriting to reach a new low week in and week out. I keep thinking, along with most of America, that Trump can't possibility do anything to top last week's horror show, but then he surprises us all with a new bottom. This week, Orange Hitler actually came out in support of Nazis and even I can't believe that isn't a typo. Nazis? Really? Why is it looking like 1940 more and more with each passing day? Let's see those runner ups in another week of fucked up people doing fucked up things.
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10)David Mueller- This guy had quite the week. Moments after his lawsuit against Taylor Swift was thrown out for malicious prosecution, and justifiable so, the judge ruled for Swift that Mueller grabbed her ass and was awarded one dollar and the knowledge that she was proven right. As much as this dick wants to say he did nothing wrong and is now crying about not being able to find work in his DJ field (shocker, no one wants to work for a groper), the picture in which he is seen grabbing her ass is kind of hard to explain away. This lawsuit did nothing but further hurt your rep. There are times to go quietly into that good night which had this guy done, he might not be the pariah he is forever going to be seen as.

9)Democrats- I keep hearing that Nancy Pelosi is this awesome fundraiser. Then I see that fundraising as of right now a third of what Republicans are bringing in. How is that seen as excellent fundraising? If we can't get rid of dead weight like this dinosaur the democrats are going to keep losing. The fact that their messaging skills are third grade at best while the Republicans are competing at a graduate level is killing them. How hard is it to say things like Trump is a traitor, he's insane and we will all die soon if this lunatic isn't removed stat? If these guys don't get their act together, we are going to be in real trouble come 2018.

8)North Korea- Everyone's favorite deranged midget is back threatening the US because of war games we will be starting tomorrow. This is getting old Kim and don't think that we won't do a preemptive strike which even the democrats didn't rule out today and with good reason: it's the best hope of keeping deaths to less than thirty million, mostly North Koreans with a solid chance that cities like Seoul and Tokyo may disappear. And for those who think that number is too high, we could be looking at billions dead if he builds a nuke arsenal big enough to flatten the world. Kim is the biggest threat to mankind and all we have is a retarded orangutan as our leader. Cool.
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7)Illuminati/Trilateral Commission/One World Government- I have long wondered if a secret society ruled us all, one that basically made every decision for us and just fixed the results afterward. Well with the election of Donald Trump we can say with absolute certainty that these groups simply do not exist. No rational group, even one bent on world domination would put this wild card into office. He is going to destabilize everything to such an extent that even the elites may be affected and that is telling. It means we are the master of out destiny after all. It also means we really suck at it too and everything evil happening is a result of out own fallacies. Rats.

6)Open carry laws- I firmly believe that there should be few limits on what type of gun you want to own. Whatever the police have, the public should have equal access too. If we followed this, we wouldn't be in the straights we are in today where cops act with impunity and there would never be a drug war. Black people wouldn't be walking around cops on eggshells and to be honest, we might be in a better place with a heavily armed, better trained populace with guns. That being said we should be also doing things like background checks, making mandatory training programs for gun owners that have to be done regularly to keep your permit and for fucks sake tell assholes with small penises to keep their long guns at home. I hate watching military wannabees walk around carrying semi automatics like we saw at the Nazi rally in Charlottesville, threatening people with them. How would these same dicks feel if BLM did this down their street or even worse, ISIS? Owning them is fine. Having a parade of them isn't. Open carry laws are dangerous and need to be dialed back. Here in Massachusetts that shit isn't allowed and it made a big difference in how the protests went. Wake up people and realize these gun laws are way too dangerous for fascism to arise.
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5)BLM/ANTIFA/Black racists- Let me start by saying these groups are really pissing me off. At the protests here in Boston who caused the most problems? Was it the Nazis and their hate? Nope. Boston douchebags turned out to be BLM and ANTIFA idiots who clashed with the police, throwing urine at them (EEEWWWWWWW!) and basically acting like the degenerates they are. 27 of them were arrested, possibly more as clashes continued for some time after the rally and more arrests I know were made as I saw them happen on live TV.  BLM lost their narrative months ago and should be seen as acting more like a terrorist group than a protest group. Boston solidified my opinion of that. And then we have black racists like Spike Lee, a guy I am really beginning to despise. He and others are going to boycott the NFL for their treatment of Colin Kaepernick. Nevermind the fact he is a middling quarterback at best, the money needed to pay for extra security because of him kneeling for the National Anthem, and hampered by his recent comments on police as slave catchers, isn't going to get him hired by anyone. Lastly we had some black pastors and activists who said Trump was right (he wasn't) about statues of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln and how they should go too. Fuck off guys. No one is keeping you here so if Africa looks better by all means go home.  These guys founded this country and putting modern day sensibilities on anyone of the past means we will never read anything by anyone, or look at art, or revere any president or great mind who lived ever as they all suck for some reason. Revisionist history is not what we need but honesty. I just don't know if most could handle that.

4)Chris Cantwell- This Nazi scumbag was seen crying in a YouTube video this week after he discovered it was illegal to say things like "death to niggers and Jews," and "there is going to be more violence coming." Incitement to riot and death threats, even against a group, is illegal and a hate crime. WWWWWAAAAA! Watching these assholes march while screaming about Jews not replacing them and "blood and soil," a Nazi rallying cry, made me sick. What was most telling though for anyone who saw the VICE show about this was his moment of clarity that black people were douchebags and he said exactly what I knew he was going to say and that was two words: Trayvon Martin. I worked on stories about Martin for my job and was convinced myself that as much as I hated George Zimmerman, he wasn't guilty of any crime. The MSM and black worship of Martin always rubbed me the wrong way too and was further compounded by Mike Brown, another thug that got what he deserved, yet then revered by the black community. The last one he mentioned was Tamir Rice as a changing point for him, which I admit looks bad having a young black kid pretend to point a very real looking gun at passerbys. However, the cops shooting him without giving the kid even a chance was equally revolting here. The point of this is that white people and black people, racist or not, saw those cases very differently, but in this case, the white versions is the one that actually happened in the first two at least. Martin and Brown did not deserve the reverence they got and this affected white America greatly, so much so we have Orange Hitler now. These cases were the catalyst.

3)Free Speech proponents, Nazis and the Boston Rally- I do not exactly disagree with what free speech people believe. I do think there is way too much PC crap everywhere, especially on college campuses where anyone even minutely disagreeing with students delicate sensibilities is met with a ferocity deserved for Nazis not Ann Coulter. But, like I keep telling people once you lose the narrative, it is gone forever and this case is long gone after Charlottesville. Nazis walking down the street chanting old slogans means that you will forever be linked with these assholes. The same goes for the Confederate flag which even two years ago I would have defended as free speech and now see as problem. We set limits on free speech all the time. I can't say Fuck on TV. The word nigger has been replaced idiotically as the N-word, giving it even more power it shouldn't have. I can't scream fire in a theater were there is none. So why can't we apply the same here. Nazi and Confederate flags have no place in modern society and should only be allowed in museums or historical re-enactments. Fascism in general should be banned outright as too dangerous to exist. If we don't, we are going to be in a world of hurt when the next Civil War starts over this fight that apparently has never actually ended.

2)Republicans- If you belong to the Republicans party right now, congratulations you're a Nazi. Read how Hitler came to power. He demanded loyalty to him not the state, was a rather inept leader who used racial issues to compound his power, no one resigned ever no matter how bad things got and eventually got the entire nation to approve of his dictatorship with over ninety percent of Germans voting for him to take complete control, including prisoners who Hitler put there. How is that possible? This shows how stupid people can be and we are rocketing toward that after Herr Trump came out and said Nazis are good people. While not all Republicans are bad, voting for most of them is going to end up badly for us all. Wake up and see the fascism coming America.
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1)Trump- Tangerine Mussolini hit rock bottom and kept plummeting after he said that not all Nazis are bad people and the left is equally awful. NO THEY ARE NOT! BLM and ANTIFA are not great groups by any means but they worry me a whole lot less than Nazis and with good reason as Nazis are fucking evil. There are no good KKK people. There are no good alt-right people. These people stand for things totally unamerican and to even give them a second thought is terrible. We as people have to stand up for this and start demanding the immediate resignation of one Donald J Trump from office. Tens of thousands should be outside the White House screaming this. And what do I see today? Nothing. This isn't going to be easy people but if you act like there is nothing wrong, you are going to be pissed when the world ends and you are at fault for not saying more. I write this column and I wonder if some who went to the Boston rally this week didn't heed my words because I saw the funniest signs there. My two favorites were "The only thing Boston hates is the Yankees," and "this episode of Black Mirror sucks." Why isn't the same level of vitriol and humor being brought to the gates of the White House? If we don't start demanding the exit of this man and soon, there may not be a world left. Pence may suck but he won't kill us all and is not a raving loom as Trump appears to be. According to aides, if left to his own devices, the crazy stuff he would have done would have included mass deportations, a trade war with China and probably a nuke war with North Korea. Trump is unfit for office and the longer we keep him there, the greater the chance we all glow in the dark. So protest or die because at this point people, your life depends on it.  And congratulations Trump, you are again douchebag of the week. Can we please see to it that very soon I don't have to write those words anymore?

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