DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: WORLD GOVERNMENTS

There were so many douchebags this week I don't even know where to begin. Let's see those runner ups.

1)Brendon Bartkus from down the street- Some ass stole my Netflix out of my mailbox this week. Good thing Captain numnuts wasn't exactly a criminal mastermind as he was caught later that same day trying to solicit funds for a fake charity. A big thumbs up to the Northbridge Police Department for not only solving this crime but returning what was stolen in less than twelve hours. You put to shame the other cops giving you guys a bad name. In all honesty, my dealings with the local cops in general has been a great experience. Captain Walter Warchol is doing something right.

2)Many other Police departments- There is so much here I can hardly believe it. Seattle cops got caught again beating a defenseless man, Florida cops killed a man with a taser outside Universal Studios and then went on to provide TSA help outside of a Palm Beach train station in a clear violation of the fourth amendment, speed cameras have been proven in court multiple times that they are defective (if anyone gets caught by one, use physics and camera shots to prove you weren't speeding), FBI files show that rapper BIG may have been killed by a rouge LAPD officer, and Michigan police have been accused of stealing phone data from routine traffic stops. And that's only what's been reported on a national scale. Sheesh.

3)Republicans and the Tea Party- I have heard more bull this week from these idiots than I think I ever have before. Ayn Rand has been brought up by these idiots time and time again forgetting that Rand was a rabid hater of Republicans and religion. Much like the Bible, these mouthbreathers are picking and choosing what philosophy they like and what they don't. Rand was an idiot, but she also hated government intrusion into things like abortion and homosexuality, something the fundamentalist Tea Party does not support. Plus, only the dumbest of the dumb would fight for a policy shift that will subject them to abject poverty. Morons.

4)The Telegram and Gazette- This local newspaper must be being run by the Tea Party because their editorial section has such a skew to it I almost fell over when reading it. This week they fought against Gov. Patrick's push to give sick days to all Massachusetts residents by using unfounded data and subjection. They actually said that 86% of the people (whether this was national or local is unknown as the article was so poorly written) get sick days already. Who exactly because I have never had sick days at any job ever? Most people I have talked with don't get them either. Unless you work for the government or have a great union neither does anyone else. So there is no way 86% of people get sick days. Where is this figure from? Plus they actually had the balls to say the Tea Party is a civil organization who has elected many an intelligent candidate to the Government. REALLY? Name one. You can't? Neither can I. They were pissed that people actually protested outside a Tea Party rally in Worcester the other day saying that the taunts of "racist" and "homophobe" had no business in what was otherwise a pleasant rally filled with smart, rational people. Have you already forgotten the crap during the meetings on health care? Yeah, they were rational. The Tea Party has become the party of radical intolerance and then you wonder why people are so mad at them? You guys suck.

5)Fox News- Obama, who if you notice is not on this list for the first time in a while, mentioned that the lifting of the SS cap would be great way to fund the troubled government option for decades. Fox News went on to promote fearmongering by saying such a move would cripple the economy and end life as we know it. No it won't and you don't have a leg to stand on. If the best you can come up with is the awful CATO institute to back you up, your argument is in serious trouble. The only people it will hurt are rich people. Shmucks.

6) WORLD GOVERNMENTS- The world is conspiring to not tell you how bad things are with the radioactive fallout still peppering the Earth. Worst case scenario at this point are mass sterility, birth defects galore and every single human being irradiated to the point they may actually glow in the dark soon. Cancer rates are going to soar over the coming decades. Models by the EU and US do not match that of the Norwegians, one of the top radioactivity specialists on the planet. The presence of Xenon is especially troubling as that is very cancerous with the smallest amount linked to cancer rates. If that stuff is spreading across the planet 80-90% of humans may come down with cancer in their lifetimes. Worst hit will be children, especially females who seem particularly adverse to radioactive effects, with a sharp spike in leukemia. More on this as it becomes available. So thanks world governments, you are indeed douchebag of the week.