It has been hot as hell here in MA for the past few
days but it is nothing compared to the rest of the country that have been
sweltering in triple digit heat and drowning in over two feet of rain. Let’s
see those runner ups.
1)The Pax Centurion- For those unfamiliar with this
rag, it is completely understandable as it only goes out to Boston’s “finest”
boys in blue. In a column this week, the editor of the newspaper wrote that the
OWS movement was mostly a bunch of ignorant kids and their idiot parents.
Officer James W. Carnell, a veteran of the Boston police force and the managing
editor wrote the scathing article in response to another article written by a
renowned college professor. In it he calls the OWS movement a plague and
everything that is wrong the country. WTF? Maybe you missed the part in our Constitution
that allows this basic right but from the state of the article you wrote, I am
guessing you can barely read. In an earlier article, Carnell said protestors demonstrating
against the corporate greed mentality of Wall Street were “deranged rich kids and
aging hippies who led stupid marches downtown, took drugs and engaged in sex
with dumb college girls who offered themselves willingly to the poor.”
Needless to say, this did not go over well with
anyone. When people complained and said Boston PD agreed with them, this was
his response:
“You say you ‘spoke with officers and got a lot of
support’?” asks Carnell. “Bil, let me let you in on a trade secret: they were
bullshitting you. They were laughing at you while pretending to agree with your
stupid group and the assembled morons from privileged backgrounds who took over
public property and destroyed it.”
Elsewhere in the issue, Carnell writes that he
encourages Lewis to “organize a community meeting, bang some bongo drums and
invite me as your guest speaker. I’ll bring the tofu and brown rice. You start
the line-dancing with the grey haired Jamaica Plain and Cambridge aging
hippies.”
“Most police officers have to remain quiet because
of our positions, but I have the luxury of speaking on behalf of what 99
percent of police officers really think about you and your occupies,” he adds.
“Why don’t you and your fellow occupiers go find a sandbox . . . where you can
protest injustices, stamp your feet, scream and yell and then go home to Mommy
and Daddy and eat quiche, brie and have a good long slug of Chardonnay?”
As for the professor who wrote in response to his
idiotic tirade, who has in the past served as a computer scientist at Sun
Microsystems and has also taught at acclaimed institutions such as Tufts
University, MIT and Stanford, this was his reponse:
“I noticed that you identified yourself as a
teacher,” writes Carnell. “Aha! No wonder this country is filled with so many
young idiots who don’t know history, geography, math or classical literature, but
can sing North Korean-style songs praising Obama!”
“Perhaps, Bil, if you spent less time at Occupy
Boston and more time instructing students in how to think critically, we might
actually have students who can find Europe on a map? Then again, too many
liberals like yourself indoctrinate students, rather than teach matters of
substance. Liberals act on emotion and feelings, conservatives use logic and
support.”
This ass needs to fired and quick. I am sick to
death of hearing how “liberals” are destroying society when it’s fuckwads like
this dick that are in actuality doing just that. I hope you take a bullet from
some likeminded conservative who is armed to the teeth and intensely dislikes
you during a routine traffic stop. This is the “peer group” you are so
eloquently writing to.
As a result, many an advertiser has pulled out of
the newspaper, the Mayor has been deluged with angry letters and Elizabeth Warren
has been given yet another sound bite against the GOP. Keep it up, idiots and
watch Republicans lose big come November.
2)Rick Scott, Bobby Jendel and Chris Christie- These
three stooges, with Christie born to play the part of Curley, have all vowed to
ignore the federal government’s new Obamacare law now that the Supreme Court
has ruled it as a legitimate law. These are the same three that routinely go
along with the feds on stuff they like while simultaneously, ignoring any law
they don’t. Organized gambling is fine but don’t let any of that legalized demon
weed in my state all three have said. You don’t get to pick and choose which
laws you like and those you don’t. If you do, so should we and the first thing
we going to do is decriminalize drugs, allow legal prostitution and allow the
death penalty for any politician ever caught stealing from the people. That
will save us a huge mess come November. Will people in these states grow a
brain and get rid of these morons already.
3) Republicans- With the upheld Obamacare law, the
GOP went into overdrive this week crying about how this law would end America
as we know it and led us toward a fascist state. Bad news guys, we are already
there and you have led the charge. The funny thing is, other than the
individual mandate, the rest of the policy is filled with stuff people like.
However, the individual mandate is how we pay for the whole thing so that part
cannot go away. What is needed is a single payer plan which is what we should
have gotten in the first place and something the democrats need to option after
the election if they win. The GOP is caught between a rock and a hard place as
people overwhelmingly like the law, don’t understand the mandate part and why
it’s necessary, and have a candidate who fought hard for both in MA and
actually implemented it. How do you fight against something you created? And
for the umpteenth time, it does not take 55 days to see your GP anywhere in
this state. I don’t know where that lie came from but as someone who has to see
a doctor on a regular basis, the longest I have ever had to wait is one week,
and that was because he was on vacation. Plus, health care costs have gone down,
premiums are not rising anywhere near places like CA or CT and doctor shortages
are no worse than anywhere else. The Obamacare plan can work if subsidized
health care is allowed for people who can’t afford insurance, like me. Do that,
and watch the GOP crumble as it will be a very popular law. Thank assmunch Joe
Liberman for killing that part when first announced.
4)Fukushima- Rumors have been spreading that
temperatures in reactor 4 are rising and a possible containment collapse may now
occur. If it does, radiation will spread across the globe, possibly making the
entire Northern Hemisphere unlivable. On the plus side, we will have no problem
finding food in the dark as it will all glow for us. If the temperatures keep
climbing at the rate they have mentioned, it will reach unsafe levels as of
Tuesday.
5)Wall Street- Having watched the stock market yo-yo
wildly this week I have come to the conclusion that no one on Wall Street has
any idea what is going on anymore. The smallest tick of good or bad news sends
the Dow soaring or crashing depending on the information coming out of Europe. Here’s
what they are not getting: the Euro is doomed. As long as austerity measures
are used to break the economy, the Euro will slide further and further into
oblivion. The stock market had a huge upswing this week when new lending
practices were discussed, even though they have no hope of working. There are
these things called history books gentlemen that actually discuss past
Depressions and what not to do, a blueprint the Europeans are following to a T
if they want a general collapse. Don’t be fooled by the Dow. Sooner, rather
than later, the whole system is going to crash and look out below when it does
because the whole economy is going to go with it.
6)Nat GEO’s Chasing UFO’s- I admit I like watch
ghost shows mainly because they alternate between showing interesting footage
that even I can’t explain to mundane “orbs” and obvious trickery. Other shows
attempting this format, like the laughable Finding Bigfoot, are pretty
terrible. But the worst has always been UFO shows. History channel did an
admirable job with their UFO Hunters, but it was still a dull show. Sy-Fy’s
same named show lasted one episode before being yanked as it was unwatchable.
The problem with these type of shows is that UFO’s are hard to film and do not
appear in the same place with any regularity, if they even do exist. I did
catch a spectacular video of a UFO on Fact or Faked a few weeks back that I
still have no idea what it was. It was a glowing green light that only appeared
on infrared and then shot up into the sky without warning. Most shows are like
this one though: boring witnesses, terrible video and shitty production values.
A must miss.
7) Mother Nature- This week brought massive flooding
to Florida, sweltering heat across the country and power outages throughout the
DC area. My poor sister is one of those affected and is going to head to my
Aunt’s cabin on the Jersey Shore which still has electricity. I was there a few
weeks ago and just missed one of the drunken louts on that idiotic show getting
arrested for standing in traffic and swatting cars. Too bad as it would have
been a great video to sell to the tabloids. Kansas saw record heat of 118
degrees, Florida saw upwards of two feet of rain and DC had ninety mile an hour
winds in a super storm called a derecho. Somebody seems pissed. So congratulation
Mother Nature you are indeed douchebag of the week.
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